B-Dub & Chelsea: Unprepared

We catch up from Nashville. B-Dub gives an update on his dad. Chelsea's boyfriend had her thinking she was dead, and needs to buy new pants.

B-Dub got a phone call he never thought was possible.

Now that we have your attention. This episode is not about literal butthole tightness. We talk about the drunk purchases we've made, and how hard they've hit our bank account. Ouch!

B-Dub's wife went through his Facebook this weekend. Chelsea met her boyfriend's parents...and...we tried to go live on Instagram so please bear with us on this episode. LOL

B-Dub's wife isn't his biggest fan right now. Chelsea went to a movie and the guy sitting next to her was vaping in her face

We had Bob and Alf from Food For Thought Denver in to discuss the challenge of kids going hungry in our own backyard. You can find out more about their organization and how they raise money every year at foodforthoughdenver.org.

B-Dub dropped some decent coin on new sunglasses and Chelsea kinda judged him about it. Chelsea went to an astrologer and found out a ton of stuff she didn't know about herself.

B-Dub is trying to piece together his Sunday Funday still. Chelsea felt left out after her first Orange Theory class.

Chelsea was so proud of this little joke. B-Dub blacked out last night after day drinking at the game.

A Chicago Bears player went stark naked on Instagram Live after a game and didn't know it. B-Dub and his wife finally settled their drunk driving case. We talk about the "OK" sign being considered racist?

One Hit Wonders of the world, and our personal favorites. B-Dub attempts ASMR.

Chelsea just got back from vacation...and talks about the crazy things that happened on her trip. B-Dub's life is pretty much boring this week.

White Claws for weight loss. B-Dub had back spasms after climbing the steps at Red Rocks, and our favorite Hibachi Chef quit his job.

B-Dub is looking forward to not having to wear pants at home for a week. Chelsea makes a suggestion for what he should do while his wife is out of town.

Chelsea shares that she was bullied...and what happened to her as a kid, and B-Dub loses it. B-Dub's wife has the Bath & Body Works system down to a T. Chelsea got Botox, and something happened to her head.

He's the most recognizable voice on the radio. You know where your local Shane Company is...imagine if Tom Shane hosted a cooking show.

A toy company has decided to start making Green Army Women...B-Dub & Chelsea each have their thoughts on that. Then...the bomb gets dropped. Yep, that just happened.

B-Dub & Chelsea are starting a health journey tomorrow...and they each had to come up with an Ultimatum. Plus, we talk about places your ex ruined for you.

We survived the busiest weekend of the year. Chelsea got a dose of what it's like to be B-Dub on a show day. Seven Peaks Festival was absolutely amazing. Dierks Bentley got into some trouble after the festival.

Getting ready for Seven Peaks Festival. B-Dub's weight loss journey beings...and more.

B-Dub got seriously irritated with a passenger on the flight he was on. Chelsea shares how she would have reacted.

Chelsea trespassed on private property just to do it for the gram. B-Dub gives his two cents on mountain lions being put down in Bailey after an 8 year old kid was attacked.

We talk Taylor Swift...is she a genius, or is she desperate for wanting to re-record her old songs? Chelsea gives an update on her dating life, and B-Dub actually agrees with an idea to come out of the state of California. Plus, B-Dub talks about his weekend hanging with Chelsea's little brother.

Dierks Bentley checks in with B-Dub & Chelsea about Seven Peaks Festival, we talk about climbing fourteeners, and we play a round of Radio Taboo.

B-Dub has no idea what to get his wife for their anniversary. Chelsea gives him some tips. He's also hanging out in Boston all weekend with her little brother, and she's totes jealous about it.

Tom Bodett from Motel 6 and Tom Shane from Shane Company sound strangely similar. What if they're actually the same person?

B-Dub gets a little deep with this divorce from 2010. Chelsea "came out" on Instagram. How long do you wait after a break up to move on? B-Dub & Chelsea are wayyyy off of each other. And...Chelsea thought that veal was something completely different than it is.

Everyone makes mistakes. B-Dub accidentally said sharted instead of started on the show, today. Chelsea is mad at two guys for not saying thank you. Netflix has introduced a contract for binge watching. Jenny Craig explains why people gain weight during relationships.

We get into it about the design of the human body. Chelsea says something isn't quite up to par from when she was younger. B-Dub used to live out of the dryer and dishwasher when he was a Bachelor.

A woman drinks her own pee and rubs it on her face, and claims that it's the reason she has perfect skin. Should Chelsea tell her ex about her new friend? And...can a guy and a girl actually be friends?

B-Dub has a pet peeve that people ALWAYS do with this name. Chelsea isn't sure whether or not she could give her ex a heads up about her relationship status. Can we get kid free movie theaters, please?

We discuss the controversy surrounding Echosmith and Travis Barker's daughter, Alabama. Her Instagram is out of control. There are Prairie Dogs with the plague in Denver. A dog that was stolen WITH a car, has been found!

Chelsea describes where she took her dog for her birthday. B-Dub is a bachelor for the next two days and hates it. This episode basically sucks and you shouldn't listen. No, really.

B-Dub summons his inner diva. There's a couple that switches sides of the bed. A dog was left in a car, and the car was stolen while it was running. Chelsea learns that you have to rotate your mattress.

B-Dub calls Chelsea out for using her dog's birthday as an excuse to get out of a work event. Chelsea got hit on by another woman. B-Dub is frustrated about his wife is complaining about, and then gets mad when he tries to fix it.

A brand new venue is opening in Denver. B-Dub caught up with the visionaries behind The Mission Ballroom, Chuck Morris and Don Strasburg.

Chelsea is on Day 2 of a mandatory month long detox. B-Dub is upset that he has to suffer through her complaining about it.

B-Dub's called him the funniest thing over the weekend. Chelsea can't drink for a month. B-Dub installed a "like" alarm for whenever either of them uses the word "like" as a filler word.

The man behind the "Git Up Challenge" joins B-Dub & Chelsea. Blanco Brown talks about how he started with nothing, growing up in the bad part of Atlanta, and how he simply wants to spread joy.

B-Dub got the biggest "oops" text from Chelsea. Colorado State University says the word "America" isn't allowed. B-Dub and Chelsea are OCD in different ways. Chelsea was a little thief when she was a kid.

In this episode, Chelsea was out sick, and B-Dub can't just do the podcast by himself. So...B-Dub enlisted the help of a random coworker, and enjoy Chelsea fangirling over Mitchell Tenpenny a couple months ago.

There's those things in Social Media that just shouldn't happen anymore...and why the hell do people still "ghost" each other in 2019?

We update on Chelsea's friend who got set up with a guy at the Hootie concert. Chelsea cleaned her "friend's" apartment over the weekend. B-Dub secretly got invited to a work function and didn't tell Chelsea, and she found out.

Chelsea was accused of "blocking" her friend at a concert. Are you supposed to tip Uber Drivers? And, Hooters is opening up a family friendly version of its stores.

Chelsea updates us on her friend who is dating a guy that pees with the door open. There are 500,000+ people that want to storm Area 51 to find aliens. One of us had an accident at the end of the day yesterday, and we talk about the dedicated drug smugglers that got caught in a submarine.

Chelsea blames a planet for why she's been so emotional and tired lately. B-Dub ate finger paint as a kid. Is Big League Chew a gateway?

B-Dub defends guys who pee with the door open, a tasty new way to smuggle drugs, and Chelsea yells at B-Dub for being on his phone all the time.

Chelsea hasn't slept in 40 hours and B-Dub compared it to taking Ambien and trying to stay up. Plus, we discuss the ridiculous outrage over who got cast for the role of Ariel in the Little Mermaid live action movie.

B-Dub calls Chelsea out for being late to the podcast, we get ready for 4th of July weekend...and one of us completely embarrassed themselves on the phone with a family member, today.

Anderson Cooper had a secret inheritance his entire life and didn't know it. Chaffing has a secret cure B-Dub tells Chelsea about, and then it gets weird.

Chelsea has an interesting habit when getting ready every day. Somebody drank all the booze at our Pool Party...and we give our thoughts on the Taylor Swift/Big Machine drama that's happening right now.