Some idiots discuss the latest episode of BeepsCast while drinking their faces off. It's exactly what you weren't looking for, and then some.
In trying to keep it a tight 30 … we succeeded if you listen in 3 equal chunks. Join us for the latest BeepsCast breakdown where we have a special guest commentator and spend way too much time talking about Rube Goldberg machines. Featured Songs: “Who by Fire” (From Bad Sisters) – PJ Harvey, Tim Phillips
Maurice Christ, the pod has risen again! We back on our bullshit without Beeps to guide us. Take cover because shots are fired with a new, scathing mailbag submission. We've got MFK, we've got sexy lumberjacks, & we've got hot songs. And don't forget, the future is female, BITCHES! Featured Songs: SZA – Pretty Little Birds ft. Isaiah Rashad Yuta Orisaka – Aibiki
Oh hi, I didn't see you there. Gather those hunky birds and join us for the reason for the podcast season…Beeps! All you need to know is Fat Michael is a mooch and there's a mail bag you don't want to miss!
The idiots and cat are back for a golden 50th celebration
We still on TOP, bitches! Bombing into our 49th episode with the same drunken recklessness as usual. We got some real BANGERZ and a very classical MFK. Climbing to big episode 5-0, we want to hear from the BADAssers of the world and you could be featured on the cast. You know you wanna. WE OUT(/in?). Featured Songs: “might bang, might not” - Little Simz “Time Alone With You” - Jacob Collier “Aladdin Medley” - Vocal Spectrum
Beeps is back wit-.. oo! Squirrel! The gang is HYPE to breakdown the newest BeepsCast that showcased their fave cohost. We’ve got everything you hate to love: the mailbag, excessive drinking, MFK, and a drop in by the BeepsCast WDYL submitter. We’re the REAL garbage can podcast. LISTEN & TWEETATUS!
We BAD and we back for another episode – this time SURPASSING our Queen Beeps! Somehow we talk for nearly an hour about absolutely nothing. Again. Oooh (self)burn, Davin. We’ve got new drink choices, new mailbag shiz, a new song, and even a listener submitted MFK. Ya know you wanna listen, so turn us on when ya wanna turn ya brain off after a long day of 2020 nonsense. Featured song: “Tearin' Up My Heart” ft. Michael Mayo, Scary Pockets
We've hit a huge milestone, you guys, and we celebrate with an even more rambling, disjunct, and incoherent episode than even our usual level of bumble-fuckery. AND BONUS: a new section which which no one knows what to do. Happy Memorial Day! Featured song: “Last 100” by Tom Misch & Yussef
Hail Beeps! The queen has returned for we clowns to rip her apart. The BADASSERS have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves and two very special guest co-clowns! Too many hashtags, never enough Mickey Bump. Come for the David...stay for the Davin. #AreYouSayingDavid? Featured song: “Just the Way You Are” by Jake Sherman
Greetings from isolation, mofos! You probably will want to miss this nonsense. A LOT of time is spent discussing cartoon MFK. No mailbag but a surprise CAMEO from someone very BAD. We keep it a tight 40...or DO WE?! Listen in to find out. Featured song: “Sunday Best” by Surfaces
Surprise you isolated motherfuckers! The gang is back and social distancing with a new cast. We’ve got all your favorites: what we’re drinking, a mailbag that makes us nearly cancel the entire segment, a Dad’s Corner that quickly derails, and songs that we talk over! Wow! What a time to be alive and stuck in your house to listen to us a-holes. You’ll surely wish for the sweet release of a virus related death once you hear this one, y’all. Featured songs: "Answer with Praise" - Deah Harriott "You Are" - Deah Harriott and Images "Grandma's Hands (live at Carnegie Hall)" - Bill Withers "Think About Things" - Daði Freyr
The BADassers are BACK without a Beepscast AGAIN. Plenty of new segments that aren’t fully formed for you to roll your eyes at. A mailbag that is on fire with disdain and accusations that will make you truly uncomfortable! Gospel songs that will make you think twice about being an atheist. And Criscat has a diesel champagne flute that she won’t shut up about! Come one come all to feast your ears on bullshit again and again.
Remember that time we recorded two eps in one night? Neither does Tut. Tune in for a special guest, a lot of tangents, and slurred speech. This is the accidental holiday episode, still holding out hope for a Fat Tone X-mas.
The one where we discuss Beepscast 45 "putting the peach in impeachment" and forget to write a synopsis.
Welcome to the most intoxicated episode we’ve ever recorded. None of the three cohosts of this cast could confidently tell you what this episode contains, but we’re pretty sure we promised to do a live ep, decided to call our disputed #1 fan stAnna, and definitely didn’t talk about a BeepsCast. Also: Criscat’s sex life was heavily discussed 30 seconds after the recording session ended. featured songs: Movement by Hozier Come Home by Anderson .Paak featuring André 3000
Your fave 3 drunk assholes kept talking after episode 38 and this is what they said. #sorrynotsorry
WE BACK. The gang fires up the studio for a fresh episode & breaks down the latest BeepsCast! LOTS of talk about BigMike as a woman, a certain female body part, movie theaters, and we debut NEW DRINKING RULES from one of our favorite listeners and former co-hosts! It’s not a cannonball, it’s a STRIKEOUT. Don’t miss it, BITCHES. #meatylabiamajora #WhyGeorgiaOKeefe Featured music: BTS, "'작은 것들을 위한 시 (Boy With Luv) feat. Halsey" Lizzo, "Cuz I Love You"
Without a cat to wrangle them the boyz rant for over an hour mostly about touching penis. Also, there's a new Beepscast contest that BigMIke is sure to win despite him being a useless piece of shit. Featured music: The New Respects - “We Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere” from the album Before The Sun Goes Down Unknown Mortal Orchestra - “Hunnybee” from the album Sex & Food
BOO, BITCHES. The nightcast is back covering a spooky new episode of Beepscast! One of our own co-hosted with our queen, Beeps. Can you believe? Tune in for a scathing mailbag submission (I can’t believe you’ve done this), an empowering flute shoot rooty toot WDYLAD, an appearance from the zodiac killer himself, high demand fart pianos, low key alcoholism, and false promises of merch! TUNE IN. BYE BITCH. Featured songs: “BYE BITCH” - Lizzo “My Day Will Come” - Kate Alexa
Just when you thought we wouldn’t drop a double cast, we did, bitches. Listen in for a full recap of ep 41 of our favorite cast, full of tissues, dog parties, rages against the patriarchy, Nic almost DYING, and an attempt at the Dr. Papa Oppa Beeps limerick...It sucked!
Well tap the keg and get blacked out, it’s a brand new episode of BEEPERS AFTER DARK. Join the gang for a risqué mailbag, a WDYLAD every woman can get behind, shitty guitar playing, a sloppy welcome to our newest fan of the cast, crap that touches nerves, a new song for the THIRST CORNER, and a special segment with OG Big Mike - our favorite Rainman sportscaster. Buckle up cuz we boofin shit all night y’all.
Back so soon? You bet your sweet Beeps-lovin’ ass. The gang unpacks Beeps’ 40th episode full of narfing doggos, limericks worthy of a Pulitzer, asshole air travelers, a WDYL from one of our own, fart noises, and the first sponsored ad from BAD. One of our drunkest yet, you’ll definitely leave saying “fuck this podcast”. Featured songs: "Street Fighter Mas" by Kamasi Washington "Still In Love (Acoustic)" by Thirdstory ft. Eryn Allen Kane
Episode 32 is a teaser for ya. Think we discuss Beeps? THINK AGAIN, MOFOS. We've got a mailbag that is unforgettable with a one of a kind fan of the cast! What's that? A new segment you say? Listen in to find out, bitches! Featured songs: "Food and Pussy" by Dan Reeder "Best Part" by Daniel Caesar and H.E.R. **special surprise submitted by Composer Beeps**
Indeed the worthy housewife was of such a capricious nature, that she not only attained a higher pitch of genius than Macbeth, in respect of her ability to be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral in an instant, but would sometimes ring the changes backwards and forwards on all possible moods and flights in one short quarter of an hour; performing, as it were, a kind of triple bob major on the peal of instruments in the female belfry, with a skilfulness and rapidity of execution that astonished all who heard her. Featured songs: Mary Don’t You Weep - Prince 조만간 봐요 (feat. Bsk, 개코) (See You) - 프라이머리 (Primary)
It's the dirty thirty episode of Beepers After Dark, bitches, and Criscat had too many margaritas for dinner to write more than this! Featured songs: The Temptations - Stay with Me (cover)
a'll know by now that we will cast an episode without a BeepsCast, because WE LIKE IT LIKE THAT (#CardiB). Listen in for some of your favorite segments incuding what we're drinking, a touching mailbag, what's badass this pod, a memorabe "Dad's Corner", and NEW SEGMENTS that will make you feel things in your bathing suit area. The gang is off the chain this episode. No, but seriously, someone reel them in. Featured songs: Jukebox the Ghost - Jumpstarted Cardi B - I Like It Clearside - Cop Drama
Y’all know we jumped on an opportunity to talk about a NEW BeepsCast (& ourselves, DUH). Join us as we drink excessively and ramble about the highlights! Don’t miss a memorable mailbag, not so hot takes on the Queer Eye reboot, and new listener polls! You’re a piece of shit if you miss this one. Featured Song: “do you want to do nothing “ by Lawrence
Praise Beeps & all hail the birth of her majesty, Lil Toot! Tut, Criscat, and BigMike are back for another shit talking episode of mayhem. If you think this motley crew could ever keep an episode under an hour, you must be rolling balls. Beeps blessed us with a new cast and had special guest, contest winner & Toot father, Tone, by her side. Get lost in the matrix of crusty babies, lazy eyes, a case of too many Tonys, effortless harmonies, what’s BADass this pod, fans in Japan, and forgetting celebrity names! https://takeshi.online Featured Song: “Truth Hurts” by Lizzo
Grab your sitar and let one rip, it's another night cast right cast! The mailbag is full and the gang is back to review the latest episode of BeepsCast (#36) and the twists and turns will make your heads spin, bitches! Tut and Criscat are at the helm without a Big Mike in sight AGAIN...or are they?! Stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS from one of our own. You won't want to miss this one, mofos.
Hey mofos, BigMike rode his big trike outta town, so Phatty Matty (the #1 fan) steps in and crushes the fuck out of your shit. But not the dogshit clouding our ears. The gang digs into BeepsCast ep35, debating the official drinking game drink count, embracing cat portals, and lamenting missing spare tires (mechanics of the world be damned). If you last longer than a once-predatorial-32-yr-old Alabaman senate candidate, you'll make it to some dub-step big rock candy mountain Rich & Morty bullshit.
The gang is back at it without a BeepsCast to holler about in episode 24. Lots of inappropriate shit in this one, y’all. Eggplant emojis galore! BigMike, Tut, & Criscat speculate what Beeps will discuss in her cast... David S. Pumpkins and T.Pain show up at one point... And hey, who’s that? Is someone from the Dru Hill era back again?! It’s mayhem! Come for the Spaceman eggplant banter but stay for the songs of the episode. Or don't. We're drinking and don't care. Songs: Holiday Rap - MC Miker G & DJ Sven Mashup (To The Beat with Kurt Hugo Schneider) - T-Pain
The Gang Breaks the Fourth Wall (BeepsCast #34, "Grocery Giggles"). BEEPS IS BACK, WITCHES. We once were lost but now we’re found with a NEW Beepscast. Berries (baaarries) and bills were a flyin’ in this one. PSLs get the credit they deserve and creeptastic neighbor Butch shines a laser on #teamKali (call the po-po). Don’t miss when we introduce our surprise guest twitter poll winner and a guy who used to sing about ladies underwear! What a time to be alive! Happy ACKtober, mofos. Featured songs: Get Off (You Fascinate Me), Patrice Rushen Old MacDonald, Ella Fitzgerald Featured vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOuuJI4b7nQ&sns=em
Beeps is still not out to play on this shit-tank episode. Sad! The gang is back for another one, wandering lost without Beep’s pied piper mando playing. Less drinkin’ in this one ... but somehow more shitty? Tune in to find out!
Dying for a Beepscast? The boys are thirsting for a Beepscast the way Puerto Ricans are thirsting for actual water. You know the drill, we get drunk and say bullshit. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY, OK!?
BigMike didn't provide a description for this episode so i guess fuck all y'all. We got together IN THE SAME DAMN ROOM and talked about shit because Beeps hasn't casted in a while. Save yourselves.
Our apparently-now-quarterly fancast takes a turn this week and jumps back into the supra-hour-long genre BUT with a super special interview guest-turned-color-commentator. JUST FUCKING LISTEN ALREADY WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING OK!???
Our Worst Episode Yet! The Boys give a half-hearted attempt at being funny this week... It’s really bad you guys...not funny at all...Don’t listen...what are you doing?!?! STOP LISTENING!!! But also follow us @BpersAfterDark
Get ready for the same old bullshit. The boys are mad as March what with Hamilton being compared to MBMBaM and other assorted shinanigans. BigMike may or may not finally create a Twitter account for this little podcast, but Tut still encourages assholes of all walks of life to email BeepersAfterDark@icloud.com.
Take a CHANCE on this RAPPER, B.A.D.assers everywhere. Beepscast episode 30 emerged from the ashes like a phoenix heading to it's annual eye exam, and your old pals BigMike & Tut are here to mansplain the shit out of it to you. Engage your parking brakes and observe proper concert etiquette as they enjoy the Beeps AND the Tones of this week's/month's/year's/quarter's(??) Beepscast.
BigMike and Tut stumble and fall while shaking off the rust. Stick with them while they introduce some new music and choreograph dance steps for Beeps.
The Gang Murders A Bicyclist: After another painful drought with no pods cast, the gang returns to murder a bicyclist, explain why Chance The Rapper is awesome, and drink whisky and beer. Long live Beeps! SHORT live robin eggs!
Enjoy another romp into the world of Beepscast with Tut and Big Mike....In this episode Big Mike is fatter than ever and Tut has a mouthful of pizza.
The Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders of podcasting are back! Thankfully Beepers has given them an episode of Beepscast to discuss. We think it was an anniversary gift to the boys. A few songs and one BIG BEEPS FAMILY SURPRISE!!!
BigMike didn't provide a synopsis, so all you get is this bullshit: beepscastless, KARma sutra, Pizza hat, Gilbert AZ, BadAsser competition, Twitter timeline, cancer kid, and I forget
The best friends you’ve ever had, BigMike and Tut, chat for the first time ever without a BeepsCast. What whacky mischief will they get into this time? I bet it involves diarrhea in Paris! #BADyes vs #BADnogofuckyaself
The most specialist of guests joins BigMike and Tut to discuss BeepsCast #26 and other things. And stuff.
B.A.D. Episode 8 welcomes a special guest to discuss BeepsCast 25 in all its glory, including lingering questions about the dog park High Life club, asshole squirrels, Wookie skunks, asshole mechanics, and Beeps Headroom. Steel drums? Who cares.
In the 7th episode of B.A.D. BigMike & Tut celebrate one year of Beepscast approximately 10% better than Beeps herself did in the 1yr anniversary show, Beepscast #24. In this episode we cover such hard-hitting topics as: Former Beepscast co-hosts. Speaker of the House John Boehner Resigning. The darker side of Beeps. How Beeps is the Bob Ross of the mouth. Other things that Tut can’t recall cuz he downed a 22 of 9% beer and four fingers of scotch. Why Poldark!?
BACK FROM A NEARLY 3-MONTH FORCED HIATUS! BeepsCast #23 has been posted, so take a listen and then let this bitch roll. BigMike & Tut discuss everything from crapping out a baby to the second largest "city" in North Dakota to breast-feeding shaming. Really.
Recapping BeepsCast episode 22 where the "stick-on-the-roof" "winner" BigMike was the guest host with the best most. But basically we just bag on Beeps (as always) and call her out on the plethora of untruths she tells. Also, it's Mothers Day.
Join us as we comment on BeepsCast #21, including the ongoing saga of the stick on (/off?) the roof, our no. 1 "fan", and all things SideSquash/Baby/livin. Big ups to the special intro song!
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