Don't Expect Anything

For the final time, The Talkie Boiyz gather around the mic to send off their podcast in style. Jeremy fell onto a lawnmower, Huw reminisces about Paint 3D, Josh performs his final Dognarios, Liv fled from a cow while pantsless and Keegan performs his magnum opus. Enjoy this joyous debauchery, accompanied by a selection of favourite moments from the past three hundred weeks as we bid farewell to the Don't Expect Anything Podcast.

For the second last episode of the show, all the Talkie Boiyz have gathered together for the return of the one and only Topic Jar. That's right, to round out the show, Jeremy, Huw, Josh, Liv and Keegan are returning to their roots by discussing whatever the Jar wishes. With a bevy of random topics, from the taste of fictional animals, actual genuine compliments from each other, soft magic vs. hard magic and the return of a certain Soothsayer, the poddy is going out in style! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

The third last episode of the poddy has been years in the making as Liv, Huw and Jeremy convene to discuss their friendship through the countless bad films they have endured together. With Jeremy's encyclopaedic cataloguing of movies, he has created a trivia gauntlet for the Talkie Boiyz to navigate, testing them on their knowledge of the complete schlock they've consumed over the last six years. Then, to cap off this mountain of mediocrity, they face The Best of The Worst Gauntlet as they run through a cornocia of cinematic crap to figure out which is the most enjoyable. Ranging from the many police personas of Sly Stallone, a few unhinged Nic Cage performances, getting pulled from your duck dimension, a person believing they are a honeybee and a spaceship shaped like an electric guitar, they've watched it all so you don't have to! So get into your couch groove, turn on the idiot box and turn off your brain and remember… BFAB before ACAB. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Four episodes to go and Jeremy is losing it, just looking into the abyss and freaking out about it. While Josh, Keegan and Huw try and fail to keep him level headed he quickly departs, leaving space for a certain returning turkey farmer to the stars, Wilson Teet. He's back where he started, the boring world of training turkeys to compete in the Turkey Rama-Drama. He'll half explain all the common problems that come from that line of work such as firing his mother from her role as tiretician, discovering a floating island, downing Vibenas when he's morose and dethroning an American as the King of Atlantis before the episode winds down with a reunion with the extended Teet family. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

On this fifth last episode of the podcast, the Talkie Boiyz are reinventing the world for the betterment of themselves. Josh is all about tubes in every home, Jeremy wants unique liquid dispensers for petrol and soda-suicides and Liv wants to know what the purpose of a blimp is. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Live from the sub-basement underneath the DEA Podcast studio, Deacon Mew has returned to take his revenge by hosting his very own episode with a couple of mutant guests. Deacon shows off his animal hybrid creation lab before checking his answering machine and playing what's in the sarcophagus? It's a dark, deranged, pre-uprising edition of the podcast that refuses to be normal in any way whatsoever. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Liv takes the reins and sets up our Talkie Boiz for a rather competitive conversation in this week's episode. Each of our Boiz has been given a set of rules that will earn them points if they manage to steer the conversation in a certain direction. Tune in to hear the Boiz passionately argue about what species Goofy is, what kind of uniform was left over at the local film studio's costume auction and why words that start with the letter “V” are the worst.

For this week's episode, Josh takes over hosting duty just in time as he receives a threatening/quirky letter from an anonymous source proclaiming to have taken a fellow Talkie Boiy hostage. With Jeremy by his side, Josh attempts to meet the elaborate and whimsical demands in order to get their friend back. In the process they'll discuss the correct serving of snakes, a single glit, the most expensive letter in the alphabet, where eggs come from and Jeremy's ode to belly button lint.

Hello, it is me, Robert Bag, of Robert Bag Accounting. I have been hired to look into the financial state of the Don't Expect Anything Podcast and after an extensive investigation I have appeared on the show to reveal my grave findings to the so-called “Talkie Boiyz.” We discuss the outlandish charges on their company credit card, from funding eccentric strangers to importing foreign birds, Joshua, Olivia, Keegan and Jeremy face the full might of me, Robert Bag, as I undertake an audit to get to the bottom of their fraudulent ways.

Behold a truly unprecedented episode! Jeremy is absent today which means that Keegan surreptitiously sneaks in and takes over another episode... outside of his designated month! The pure impudence, the sheer cheek of the thing! Luckily he has Huw and Josh to torture so he doesn't wreak havoc on the world itself. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

It's the thrilling conclusion to everyone's favourite fruit-and-vegetable-based adventure! How will the list shape up? Who will throw a tantrum because their favourite fruit falls short of greatness? Find out right now!

To conclude their second Watchie Boiyz series, Keegan and Jeremy took to the theatre with many friends of the pod to experience the latest Ethan Hunt adventure. Recorded and edited on the day of its release, the Watchie Boiyz get giddy as they experience a movie for the first time together. With guests galore, the group of over-excitable movie lovers all discuss and dissect the many crazy things found in the 164 minutes of spy action. From goofy A.I., close up magic, having to get the key, franchise fatigue, more than one female character, doing stunts for real and TRAINS! Will guests Liv, Huw, Laura and Hayley be inducted into the IMF? How will Keegan rank the films of the franchise? Is Jeremy just an angry rogue A.I.? Only one way to find out...

What do most podcasts do when they near the end of their run? Why, they rank fruit and vegetables, my dear. This week, the Talkie Boiyz are pitting fresh produce against one another in bouts of fierce verbal combat, including many apple debates, the fruit that made Josh a man, Huw's anti-stone fruit stance and Jeremy's choice for funniest fruit. With a tiered ranking system ranging from Ambrosial to Forgettable, somehow they will get into many arguments over hot button produce such as broccoli, brussels sprouts and melon. Fasten your seatbelts dear listener. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week's bonus episode has Jeremy and Keegan inviting long time sister Laura Costa to chat about the sixth instalment of Tom Cruise running and doing spy things. With Christopher McQuarrie breaking franchise tradition to return to helm this movie, “bigger and better” was the assignment and boy howdy did they deliver. Crazy Cruise and company deliver HALO jumps, helmetless motorcycle chases, falling off helicopters and cliff battles in what has become an action movie classic. The Boiyz question why the movie is called Fallout, marvel at the myriad of dangerous stunts and discuss Henry Cavill reloading his arms and his evil million dollar moustache. Will Laura be able to get over the goofy elements of a Tom Cruise action film? Will Keegan be able to comprehend the plot of this film? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to deploy their parachutes just in time? Only one way to find out...

Technical difficulties for Jeremy turn him into an agent of chaos while Josh does a Master Splinter and is cricket the most recent sport Keegan has played? Then, during a trip down video game memory lane, Jeremy is struck by creative genius and desperately tries to make an animated movie classic. Also, what would your Djinn lamp interior look like? These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

B-B-B-B-Bonus episode time once again as Keegan and Jeremy take a deep dive into the fifth instalment of the spy franchise that has aged like a fine wine. Director Christopher McQuarrie steps out from the writers room to helm this action blockbuster, delivering an underwater heist, motorcycle chases and Tom Cruise hanging off a plane. As Jeremy tries to temper expectations after over-hyping the previous movie, Keegan raves about Simon Pegg's acting, Tom Cruise running and somehow still being surprised by masks. Is Keegan suffering from franchise fatigue? Will Jeremy slowly morph into Solomon Lane over the course of the episode? Can the Watchie Boiyz hold their breath for more than three minutes? Only one way to find out...

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For this week's bonus episode, the Watchie Boiyz welcome Liv to the team to talk about her love of Mission: Impossible and her history with inferior, sub-par action films. Before they INITIATE GHOST PROTOCOL, Keegan tells his much hyped story from his lil' teenage ruffian years and Jeremy cannot, in the slightest, contain himself as the pod gears up to watch one of his favourite movies of all time. With director Brad Bird fresh off Ratatouille, he brought his animation eye-for-detail and delivered a genre-defining action/adventure extravaganza. The Watchie Boiyz discuss retconning Ethan Hunt's marriage, blowing up the Kremlin and of course spend a large chunk of time explaining the many ways Tom Cruise is a crazy person for dangling out of the tallest building in the world for our amusement. Will Keegan finally get his launch codes? Has Jeremy overhyped this movie way too much? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to climb the Burj-Khalifa with only one sticky glove? Only one way to find out...

In the final Keegan Month episode to ever grace your ear holes we get jiggy with it! A musical game for the ages and probably the best Keegan Month episode ever recorded! If that don't get you hyped I don't know what will. Keegan shows off some lyrics written in his youth for the Boiyz to judge and then we get into it! Some call it the best segment on a podcast, others call it an absurd amount of time spent making a game that amounts to nothing. Either way, it is none other than a perfect way to round off a perfect mini series. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

For a lil' B-B-B-B-Bonus episode, Keegan hosts Jeremy in a bro-down to clear the air. After a few false starts, the Boiyz get to some talkie points, discussing the appropriate time for a low blow, Jeremy's weird thumbs, reinventing the bath and if God exists. Then, suddenly, a famed caped crusader returns to the podcast to half-heartedly promote his new movie. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Welcome back to another exciting edition of KEEGAN MONTH! Now with even more comedy, Call it NewComedy+ because this week we talk video games. The Boiyz will try to make sense of Keegans rules and compete for glory in the most anticipated game played on a podcast, hosted by Keegan. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

For this week's bonus episode, Jeremy and Keegan join the IMF as they check out the third instalment in the Ethan Hunt saga. To try and inject some noughties edge to the franchise, in walks director J.J. Abrams and Michelle Monaghan to domesticate Tom Cruise's spy persona. The Watchie Boiyz discuss the plague that is shaky-cam, experiencing the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman for the first time, not expecting a fulcrum swing and being made a ‘splosion head. Will Keegan be able wrap his head around the nitty-gritty of masks? Will Jeremy nail any impression he tries? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to retrieve the Rabbit's Foot before everyone they love is killed? Only one way to find out...

This week we get real loose with it after just coming back from a winery but these professionals won't let that stop them. Keegan eases you in with some talking points and then quickly jumps into a completely unique game! After everyone praises Keegan for his brilliance he hits ‘em with a curve ball and starts another game. This game was so good we should probably adapt it into a board game at some stage. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

B-B-B-Bonus episode time as Keegan and Jeremy accept the mission to watch the sequel to the original Tom Cruise spy thriller. With director John Woo at the helm, the Watchie Boiyz ready themselves for excessive slow motion, flip-kicking and a flying dove at one point. These wannabe critics discuss the central love triangle lacking any chemistry, Tom Cruise being a sexless man, the amount of faces in Ethan Hunt's duffel bag and utilising a sand gun. Will Keegan destroy all three vials of Chimera? Will Jeremy call a motorcycle game of chicken “primo”? Will the Watchie Boiyz be tricked by multiple face swaps in the heat of passion? Only one way to find out...

Well... It's that time of year again. So strap on your goggles because you're in the splash zone, for comedy that is! That's right, it's the third annual Month of Keegan and this time Keegan is easing you in nice and slow with some talking points. Things quickly get out of hand as the Boiyz talk about their wiping methods and piss pants. But do not fear, you didn't think you were getting away without a game/segment did you? That's right, Keegan flips the traditional ‘Shark Tank' formula on its head with Coy Pond. Hilarity Ensues. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Here's some B-B-B-Bonus content for all you movie fans out there. A new Watchie Boiyz series begins! Keegan is presented with a mission he can't refuse as Jeremy coerces his friend into watching one of his favourite action series of all time. It all began in 1996 when the eccentric Tom Cruise looked to reboot an old TV show for the silver screen, tapping director Bryan De Palma to help bring a vision to life. What blossomed was a classic 90s spy thriller, complete with double-crosses, explosions and masks galore! Will Keegan, who can't give a crap about action movies, be won over by the cheesy spy script? Can Jeremy contain his excitement enough so he doesn't alienate another friend? Will the Watchie Boiyz be able to silently descend into a secure room without breaking a sweat? Only one way to find out…

To conclude our Furious Trilogy Jeremy, Huw and Liv head to the cinema to watch the newest instalment in their most beloved franchise. After giving their pie-in-the-sky predictions, listen along to their Fast Xperience as they chat all things Dom Torreto on the drive to their favourite movie theatre. Hear them live-react to the post-credits scene in the theatre before they dive head first into a SPOILER HEAVY discussion on their way home. Shout-out to Laura and Aggie for joining them while not knowing anything about the franchise! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_b

For a lil' B-B-B-Bonus episode, Jeremy is still dealing with a scratched cornea and so to distract himself from the pain he continues to put Josh, Liv and Huw to the trivia sword. Continuing their journey through the second half of the Fast & Furious franchise, they'll dissect Dom's smugness at being in Brazil, the family's evolution into gods, changing gears in space and when is the proper time to unleash the beast? These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

With Fast X sweeping into cinemas, the Talkie Boiyz are strapping on their seatbelts for a drag race through this twenty-two year old saga! Jeremy will pit Liv, Josh and Huw against their own brains as they try to remember such intricacies as white boy sandwich orders, the proper time to deploy Cuban NOS, making “We hungry” into a catchphrase and bringing a car to a gunfight. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

The two crew, Jeremy and Huw, are at it again! This time they break down Huw's befuddling hot-night-sleeping arrangement, the many scams perpetrated throughout the ages by those snakes over at NASA, and the technicalities of $1000 sandwiches. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week the Boiyz are short-staffed at the podcast office so they make do with what they have; two useless interns. Jeremy and Huw discuss topical news, student debt, various types of straws and the honourable duty of guarding something. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Liv's back from Europe and Jeremy and Keegan have no geography confidence. THEN, runny poos while passing out, diarrhoea in the shower room and being up to your ankles in liquid shit on the high seas. THEN, clarifying the UK, what is in a Full English and Jeremy's Condiment Challenge! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Jeremy heard that Huw had (on his own time) watched episodes VII and VIII of Star Wars and thus a very controversial instalment of The Watchie Boiyz arises. The Skywalker Saga concluded 42 years after it began as a single movie and blossomed into a hodge-podge of lasers and spaceships. This movie sucks and the Boiyz hate it. That's the episode basically. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Huw, Josh and Jeremy begin this week by discussing bending the elements, ala The Last Airbender. Josh wants to bend farts while Huw mixes fire and earth to make metal. Then Jeremy tells a mildly shameful story from his naughty youth and Huw visits YellowTube. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Love is in the air for this derrière because this bass got the ass... The rhyme plays a lot better when spoken but good news, This whole episode is spoken! That's right the Squiggly Wiggly Boiyz get together to help a lost fish find love. I'm being told now 'Fish' is not the correct term and is down right offensive to the Reverse Mermaid community... which there is only one member. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Are we over the apocalyptic hump? Would any of the Talkie Boiyz be successful on the Bachelorette? Is every fairy tail protagonist a chump? Would you wear glass clothing? Huw, Josh and Jeremy fail at finding competitive love but they are successful at eating the correct porridge, being giant lawyers and rocking glass outfits. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week the Boiyz talk to a very special doctor about some unique surgeries no other doctor would ever perform. Is this doctor skilled enough to carry out the procedures? probably not, but he's the only one who would give it a crack. We also talk about head lumps and prunes so you know it's a good one! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Forsooth, upon this weeketh's episode yonder trio of mighty heroes undertaketh a quest most perilous; a jaunt with the cards! Thou shalt be most captivated and bewitched-eth herein by these tales three. Enjoyeth! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week Jeremy interviews the only possible guest for such a salaciously numbered episode; Gerald the Sex Therapist. Jeremy's well-prepared questions lead to discussions of knob exploration, lewd activities in the attic of Harrod's London, the Karen Twist, and putting a rink on lay-by. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: @dont-expect-anything Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, @yogi_boi Ad music sourced from: https://www.bensound.com

While doing their sound check, Hogwarts Legacy is brought up again and suddenly it's a video game podcast! Jeremy vicariously lives through Keegan as he tours the hidden secrets of a fantasy castle in a children's book written by a TERF. Josh and Keegan discuss the little details that make video games a fantastic story-telling medium before Jeremy boggs down the conversation with all things Harry Potter. Then, Greg Bundlesnatch-Grundlesnatch is revealed to change Hogwarts forever. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Jeremy really tries to get a conversation going while Josh and Huw keep shooting him down until suddenly the Talkie Boiyz are talking about potatoes. How could a mastery over the eggs of the earth place these idiots in positions of power if they were in medieval times? Confused by that sentence? Welcome to the show! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Jeremy pitches the perfect life as a trapdoor and gives a behind-the-scenes look at his Only Fans before Liv brings a game from her drama class of yesteryear. The Talkie Boiyz get to interview an angry green movie star, an incompetent lobster, a friendly monster and a porn/movie star. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Before this week's episode the Talkie Boiyz sat down and watched a classic film masterpiece which means that, naturally, the episode is a breakdown of the genius they've just witnessed. This one is bursting with bullying, bear attacks and body switching! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

The Boiyz try to be more inclusive this week and attempt a full episode without any swears, curses or naughty language. Without any hiccups along the way the Boiyz talk about Hogwarts Legacy, Orange Juice and the new Fast X trailer with nary a swear. This episode is rated (E) for everyone and also (G) for General Audiences. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Huw wants to split the Earth the other way and nothing will distract him unless Jeremy and Josh reveal they went to Dua Lipa's private party. Which they do. From alcoholic fortune cookies, the inventor of the shape of nuggets, a big chum bucket and getting into the party the way the elephant would, through the roof. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

This week, Jeremy and Keegan got wet and blue themselves to experience the long awaited sci-fi sequel to James Cameron's original 2009 juggernaut. The Watchie Boiyz prepare for the film by discussing what they remember about the original and if they will leave the cinema having learnt the Way. Immediately following their viewing, they excitedly shout about Keegan's cinema hype, befriending a whale, intimidating crab-submarines and a sixty-nine year old blue teenager. A week later, the Boiyz reconvene after drying off and Keegan comes at Jeremy with a deep dive into his Letterboxd rating system. Then Mr. Mew focuses on a 30 second event in a nearly 3 hour film that completely befuddles Jeremy. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

There are a few no-shows (oh no!) this week, but thankfully Liv and Huw have sent a couple of stellar guests in their absence. First a stuntman drops in to detail the various stunts he's performed, and then the heir to the Perrier sparkling water fortune comes in search of the job he was promised. There's also a surprise test involved, ooOOooh! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

After a full five years of being on the air, the Talkie Boiyz are taking a week off and instead are airing everyone's favourite early morning radio program, KBL FM. On today's broadcast, hosts Squizzy and The Juice take calls from people who are Having a Bad Day, interview the controversial rapper Lil' Problematic before checking in with up-to-the-minute news from around town. All while playing some extra-hot, original music for you to shake your groove thing to! If that's not enough for you, stick around for an announcement about the future of the DEA Podcast and to listen to 2022's best bits! Thanks for listening over the last five years, it has been a real hilarious pleasure that means a lot to all of the Talkie Boiyz. Your regularly scheduled podcast will return next week! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

2023. Boy howdy. Here we go. Keegan tries to name the perfect squad before the podcast takes it outside to forever alter the power hierarchy of the DEA Universe. Huw then brings it home with a belated annual birthday scroll for Jeremy with a little superhero flair. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

“His name is not Spaghetti and Meatballs, star of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.” “Fuck you.” “The herioc figure truly ended the Cold War” “You spelt heroic wrong.” “Sarah Jessica Parker Feet Photo.” “An egg cup is a more efficient spoon.” …The DEA Podcast signs off 2022 with utter pandemonium. See you next year. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi

Trim your tree, wrap your presents, completely cover your nude body in tinsel because it's Christmas once again! This year, the Talkie Boiyz are sharing some festive stories with all you good boy and girls. There's naughty children plotting revenge, a magical kiss gone awry and the cutthroat world of the Christmas business. Ho Ho Ho baby… These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/36k2SNpcOcWuQf7NdELC48 Instagram: @deapodcast https://www.instagram.com/deapodcast/ Jeremy: @slippin_on_peels Josh: @j__sh._ Huw: @huwperfluous Liv: @livlikesmovies Keegan: @kega_saur, https://soundcloud.com/yogi_boi