Firebrands

In which queens read horoscopes, angels play matchmaker, and Millennials kill the Alchemy industry. 

In which men get punched, that punching inspires men, and everyone's on their phones these days. 

Things get unseasonably grim as women get hysterical, men's legs explode, and there might be a cow in the attic.Content Warning for lots of things, including: Violence, dead children, incest, sexual assault, and gee this is a darker than usual episode. Oh and a dog is mildly injured. Product placement! Purchase 'The Afters: Book 2' here: https://a.co/d/80McbKa

In which prisons are broken, secret societies are formed, and Grace and Geena learn about Ireland for the first time. 

In which Colts are Orphaned, men pursue firetrucks, and straw hats end in violence.  

In which women sex men to death, other men are addicted to witches, and Grace doesn't want to editorialize. 

In which monkeys get piled up, men leap from hotel windows, and everyone is on acid all the time. 

In which Mary has a Little Lamb, civil wars are ignored, and Grace is directly attacked by feminine nouns. Special Guest Host: Olivia Weiss 

In which contortionists are interned, cats don't do jumping jacks, and Carl is on vacation and simply could not be bothered. Special Guest: Arielle Cimino 

In which art theft is a sex crime, security guards learn judo, and Geena and Grace really exercise their anti-Italian bigotry. 

In which dinosaurs are created, mutant berries are discovered, and we make about as many weed jokes as we ever will. 

In which children have visions, graves get robbed, and we start talking about Outback Steakhouse and end talking about very gross body decomposition. 

In which policemen draw, communists fight communists, and Grace is off the podcast for real, seriously. Special Guest: Chris O'Connell

In which ships are unsinkable (and female), stewardesses are attractive (and fired), and a lot of research is still to be done. 

In which babies are weaklings, presidents are assassinated, and Grace is defeated by a Polish town name and whatever that clicking sound is. Please be aware, this episode has a weird amount of discussion of dead babies and eugenics specifically. 

Well, its April Fools again and things get silly as cats attack men, tailors attack stains, and farting attacks the French entertainment circuit. 

In which teenagers are cursed with impotency, adults have the wrong number of legs, and Grace does not understand the legal system. 

In which Lisbon is London, Nazis are gullible, and we begin with an unrelated 5 minute CIA anecdote. 

In which horses are nude, pornography is satire, and the audio is not very good. 

In which adultery is committed, bells are stolen, and four out of five Pilgrim children have weird names. 

In which dogs are eaten, meteorites are stolen, and none of us can do a decent Teddy Roosevelt. 

We kick off the first week of November with our Halloween episode, three grim tales of haunted real estate, dead popes, and rotten feet... all inexplicably legal themed. Content Warning: Not kidding about the rotten feet, stuff gets gross. 

In which churches are mega, Canadians go missing, and we are unclear on how the story of Jonah goes. 

In which magnets cure tuberculosis, babies are immortal, and Carl can't pronounce southern town names.

Firebrands triumphantly returns as the Arctic is friendly, explorers do the dishes, and Robinson Crusoe is a fictional character. 

In which all fish must die, men are unnecessary, and we do some uncompensated product placement for a B-Tier streaming platform. Special Guest Host: Arielle Cimino 

In which maids walk across England, mysterious princesses are discovered, and Grace's promise to keep these episodes short is insincere. 

In which students riot, the Second Coming comes, and we've seen Master and Commander, but not Dead Poets Society. 

In which flirting is art, senators are aloof, and the last 15 minutes is debate over the exact same scores. 

In which steroids are sampled, baseballs are the size of basketballs, and Grace would clearly rather be talking about hockey. 

In which landmarks are sold, money is printed, and Geena is perhaps too fond of today's hero. 

In which assassinations are thwarted, Quakers are austere, and this episode isn't late, you're late. 

In which moose fight moose, pants are tumbleweeds, and we learn some fun animal facts. 

Things get topsy turvy as women give birth to animals, postmen attempt abortions, and Grace tells a very boring story. 

In which metal is detected, pus is plentiful, and Grace ignores a very important notification and commits Sound Crime against everyone's audio.Part 2 of 'The Life and Getting Shot of James Garfield' 

In which ships collide, lawyers are arrested, and coitus gets interruptus'd. Part 1 of 'The Life and Getting Shot of James Garfield' 

In which assassinations are planned (allegedly), babies disappear (or possibly don't), and Captain von Trapp loses his job.

In which deaths are faked, sailors herd cats, and we explore some real crypto bro energy. Special Guest Host: Patrick Cornacchio

In which traps are set, gynecologists canoe to work, and Henry Ford plots to prevent the formation of Steely Dan.

In which trains crash, banana companies go to war, and snowmen look like the wrong celebrity.

In which passports are refused, propaganda is sarcastic, and Geena commits some low-level treason. 

In which nuns go on the run, vocal ranges are named, and we dont know how to end these episodes. 

In which jails are broken, Buttocks have Twangs, and everyone is sick. 

Three startling tales of terror in which the dead speak, monks are annoying, and something spooky happens to Geena's audio and makes it unlistenable. 

In which goats are the most virile animal, radio hosts run for governor, and things become too silly. 

In which signatures are forged, fake philanthropists die, and Grace is the only one who knows what a Section Boss is. 

In which printer's devils become powder monkeys, men's heads explode, and we briefly stop being political. 

In which men walk the plank, cities are held hostage for syphilis medication, and Grace's house is haunted. Special Guest Host: Calvin Berry

In which candy stores burn down, Norewegians disappear,and Grace's snack choices are unfortunate.

In which peace talks are infiltrated, Communists seize power, and Geena takes a very firm stance on girl's names. 

In which whales are slaughtered, men set themselves ablaze on New York streets, and Carl ran out of time to set his mic levels and thought it wouldn't matter.