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A hit 2017 podcast about the hit 1990s Disney animated show Gargoyles. Join Jem and Kay as they dive deep into nostalgic melodrama every other week.

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    • Dec 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 67 EPISODES


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    S02E50-53 - Hunter's Moon 1, 2 and 3: Deus Mr eX Machina

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2023 101:00


    Our next episode will be our last, so write us an email at grotesquespod@gmail.com or forever hold your peace. Find our merch on redbubble at  https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E49 - Possession: Sneaking Up on Uncle Coldstone

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2023 57:56


    It's another episode! Find our merch on redbubble at  https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E48 - Reckoning: Attack of the Clones

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 72:08


    Happy Halloween, Jem and Kay are back from the dead yet again. Stick around for the emails to hear some imporant lore revelations! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E47 - Turf: it finally happened and it sucked

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 48:27


    We return from yet another unscheduled hiatus to talk about all our worst nightmares coming true. This is our least favourite episode of Gargoyles! Hopefully this is not your least favourite episode of Grotesques, though. Love you! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E46 - Vendettas: Let me Axe you a Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2022 63:06


    After another unannounced hiatus, Jem and Kay are back with a vengeance! This one was recorded like five months ago, we're fine, Jem just had to move house and start two new jobs, sorry Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

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    S02E45 - The Gathering, Part 2: Service is its Owen Reward

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 75:22


    Jem and Kay uncover the two most important mysteries in television: who is Owen Burnett, and who is Kramer? Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S03E44 - The Gathering, Part I: Funny Subtitle Goes Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 67:37


    A new baby, a disguise revealed, another disguise hinted. Also, the return of the OJ trial?? Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO  

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    S02E43 - Future Tense: Magic Pyramid Tokyo Drift

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 48:24


    Buckle up Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO  

    S02E42 - Ill Met by Moonlight: Titania Pegs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 57:16


    This episode, the gargoyles are as sick of the avalon boat as we are! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E41 - Cloud Fathers: When OJ Simpson Ruined Gargoyles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 58:08


    Jem and Kay discuss an average episode of Gargoyles, as well as the Gargoyles Discord server and the role that OJ Simpson played in the cancellation of the show. Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E40 - Bushido: Large, Slab-like Billionaires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 49:11


    Jem shares a spoiler in the cold open but it's bleeped out don't worry Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E39 - Sentinel: Nokkar? I ardly kkno 'ar!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 51:40


    In this episode we promise to let you know if we go on another hiatus, so it may seem ironic to release it after being silent for over 2 months, but don't worry, that wasn't a hiatus, the episode is just really late. Enjoy! Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

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    S02E38 - The Green: 2 Magic 2 Pyramid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2021 59:27


    2020 was a time of darkness. It was a world of fear. But now, the spell is broken, and we live again!   Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO

    S02E37 - The New Olympians: I'm Not a Minotaur, I'm a Cop

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 49:41


    This episode is late, and the next one probably will be as well. We hope you're safe. Find our merch on redbubble at https://www.redbubble.com/i/water-bottle/Grotesques-by-SnailFeathers/49541309.Y6CDO  

    S02E36 - Eye of the Storm: Odin's At It Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2020 45:19


    Grotesques on Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/49541309  

    S02E35 - Pendragon: Melawan Raja

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 35:01


    This episode has everything: The return of a host-favourite tertiary character! Poor audio quality for the first ten minutes! A discussion of what might happen if you took a gargoyle to space!  

    S02E34 - Mark of the Panther: Jellicle Gargoyles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 56:11


    Lighten up your ears in these dark times with Jem and Kay's deep dive into Mark of the Panther. 

    S02E33 - Walkabout: The Mate-rix

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 52:47


    - We aten’t dead! Donate to bushfire relief: https://www.bushfirerecovery.gov.au/how-help/registered-bushfire-charities - Kay’s Drag Persona on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randyroydrag/?hl=en Well, we're finally here. Tune in for discussions of representation, Dingo's work ethic, and whether Goliath has seen the Sun on TV

    S02E32 - The Hound of Ulster: Punk Marty McFly vs Sexy Jimmy Neutron

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 51:33


    Having taken a brief break so Kay could get married, we're back and dumber than ever! Are Scotland and Ireland basically the same thing? Who is the mysterious voice actor behind Dingo? Why have there been so many stand-alone episodes travelling to different countries this season? All this and more shall be answered within.       This episode's artwork belongs to Simon King and is licensed under a Creative Commons ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cummings#/media/File:Jim_Cummings_in_2018.jpg

    S02E31 - Grief: Stackal

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 53:43


    Beneath the pensive stone face of the Great Sphinx of Giza lies a terrible threat to sensible television writing

    S02E30 - MIA: Party Parrot Saves The Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 51:04


    Another stop on the Avalon Boat Tour. This time we're in London, and we get a whole host of interesting new characters with very interesting outfits to discuss!

    S02E29 - Sanctuary: The Word's Oldest Incel

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 68:41


    After a rousing recap and analysis of the latest Magic Boat Mystery Tour destination, Jem and Kay finally get to the big questions: as podcasters, what are our favourite microphones? Will we finally start a Patreon?

    S02E28 - Golem: Protecty Stone Boyz Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 58:11


    It's the Magical Mystery Boat Tour. This week: Prague!

    S02E27 - Monsters: Big Daddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2019 45:04


    Just wanted to give a big shout out to anyone trying to figure out if we still have a release schedule

    S02E26 - Kingdom: Mutatineers

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 43:13


    Fresh from their unexpected and completely unannounced month off, Jem and Kay finally find out what's been happening in Manhattan while the parents and the dog have been away.

    S02E25 - Heritage: A Rap Battle With Reality

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2019 40:43


    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—     While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—             Only this and nothing more.”       Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.     Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow     From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—             Nameless here for evermore.       And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;     So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating     “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—             This it is and nothing more.”       Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, “Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;     But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,     And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—             Darkness there and nothing more.       Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;     But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,     And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?” This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—             Merely this and nothing more.       Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.     “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice;       Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;—             ’Tis the wind and nothing more!”       Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore;     Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;     But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door—             Perched, and sat, and nothing more.   Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”             Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”       Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;     For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being     Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,             With such name as “Nevermore.”       But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.     Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered—     Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before.”             Then the bird said “Nevermore.”       Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, “Doubtless,” said I, “what it utters is its only stock and store     Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster     Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore             Of ‘Never—nevermore’.”       But the Raven still beguiling all my fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door;     Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking     Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore             Meant in croaking “Nevermore.”       This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom’s core;     This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining     On the cushion’s velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o’er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o’er,             She shall press, ah, nevermore!       Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.     “Wretch,” I cried, “thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee     Respite—respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!”             Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”       “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!— Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,     Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted—     On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!”             Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”       “Prophet!” said I, “thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore—     Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,     It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore.”             Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”       “Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting— “Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!     Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!     Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”             Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”       And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;     And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,     And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor             Shall be lifted—nevermore!

    S02E24 - Shadows of the Past: Statler and Waldorf Spooktacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 48:33


    Pull up a chair and listen about some real Scooby Doo spooky shenanigans! Look how spooked our mate Goliath is:  

    S02E23 - Avalon, Part 3: Aardvark

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 42:18


    You really must stick around at the end for the email we got this episode

    S02E22 - Avalon, Part 2: Tom-Fu

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2018 53:10


    Check out this awesome Phoenix Gate we discuss at the end of the episode!

    S02E21 - Avalon, Part 1: Another Goliath Enthusiast

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 34:04


    Where is this man in armour from? Or, should we ask... WHEN is he from (he's from the past)?

    S02E20 - The Cage: Flappy Zap-Cat Rises

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2018 49:56


    Important announcement at the top. Also, please enjoy this screenshot of David "Perfect Eyeliner" Xanatos

    S02E19 - Protection: The Baffled Keith Composing Jalapeña

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2018 43:18


    A bland episode with a spicy twist

    S02E18 - Upg'dayd

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2018 47:49


    The following screenshot of Goliath perfectly illustrates our feelings about the return of our old mate, Dingo    

    S02E17 - Double Jeopardy: My Three Dads

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2018 59:23


    We've been podcasting for over a year! To celebrate, we did a normal episode, it's a pretty good one though!

    INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 3: Morgan Morgan Double-Junior

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 13:20


    Real life continues to be very unwilling to let us record new episodes, but there are at least two proper ones in the pipe after this, we promise. Listen to this latest deleted scenes episode and marvel as we discuss 1990s Australian kids TV, and the true name and nature of Morgan.

    S02E16 - Revelations: Double-Judas

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 46:56


    An announcement, a weird hotel, a new friend

    INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 2: Milk Line Clamps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2018 16:30


    Real life got in the way of us recording an episode this slot, so here's another compilation of things that didn't quite fit

    S02E15 - The Price: Macshrek

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 62:03


    Well, this was definitely an episode of Gargoyles. Can't deny that.

    S02E14 - Outowened

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 41:32


    Fox! Fox! Clone?

    S02E13 - High Noon: Needlessly Erotic Statues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 53:09


    Sorry this is another late one, but hopefully it's worth it?

    INTERLUDE - Deleted Scenes, Part 1: I Dream of Owen

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 17:54


    This week we have a special compilation episode of things we couldn't fit in our regular episodes

    S02E12 - City of Stone, Part Four: Tasers For Breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 51:11


    The thrilling conclusion to the City of Stone arc. So good, we recorded it twice.

    S02E11 - City of Stone, Part III: Chekhov's Bronx

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2018 44:11


    Long live the King

    S02E10 - City of Stone, Part 2: Lucky Mask, Lucky Mace

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2018 40:46


    It's the second part of the City of Stone arc. Things are basically going as well as you'd expect.

    S02E09 - City of Stone, Part 1: Cartoon Gargoyles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2018 49:36


    Kay continues their streak of not knowing who Matt is. Jem has a flashback to his Gargoyles-watching childhood.

    S02E08 - Vows: Commemorative BFF Plate

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 65:04


    This episode had a lot going on, and this episode is proportionally longer to account for that. Buckle Up

    S02E07 - Eye of the Beholder: Awkward Hug Fights

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2018 46:37


    Happy Halloween! This episode is not suitable for people who are easily disturbed by bestial screams.

    S02E06 - The Silver Falcon: Surprise Trenchcoat

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2018 33:27


    Too many generic men. A Stan Lee cameo. By the way, what year is this??

    S02E05b - The Mirror, Part 2: Take a Long Hard Look at Yourself

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 27:12


    Time for part two. Thanks for sitting patiently in silence for two weeks!

    S02E05a - The Mirror, Part 1: The Faeriest of Them All

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 23:44


    This week, we bring you part one of our most anticipated episode - the one that Kay's seen like a billion times when they were a kid, before they saw any of the rest of Gargoyles!

    S02E04 - A Lighthouse in the Sea of Time: Books Can Take You Anywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2017 30:29


    This is basically another Very Special Episode of Gargoyles, but this time it's about the magic of reading instead of the magic of not shooting people!

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