I Interview You, You Interview Me; And Here to Talk About…

DISCLAIMER: This episode contains graphic descriptions of injury. Please do not listen if this will upset you! Collin and Luke talk about various oopsy-daisies and hospital visits before hitting the mat to spar a few rounds. It's time to high kick and hopefully not hurt yourself on this week's episode!

What is this, the future?? Collin and Luke are here in 2020 telling YOU about the wonders of the internet. We gab about seeing concerts remotely, virtual film fests and why maybe F*cebook is really bumming us out.

Collin and Luke flex their big brains to talk writing — the process, the influences, why they still do it even though it physically and psychically hurts! Plus, Collin puts Luke on the hot seat to name their top five favorite villains of all time (a task which is barely muddled through). Check it out, buds!

Collin and Luke are back!! We recorded remotely during quarantine to bring you another episode where we talk about the benefits of routines and tuning in to the ol' radio waves! We missed you, have a listen and stay healthy y'all.

Luke got a dang dog! I mean months ago, but you get to hear about it now. McDuff rules, and so does Collin at the blackjack table — that's right roll the dice with the boys cuz we're also talking CASINOS and GAMES OF CHANCE. Vice reigns — season 3 baby!

Esteemed guest Theodore Schafer joins the boys to talk DJ sets — what makes a good one? Or at least, what makes a fun one? Collin talks the good old days of mixtapes (or burned CDs) and Luke talks about losing weight — something which he struggles with constantly. SEASON 3 CONTINUES BABY!

You can tell how long it's been since we've put an eppy up — that's slang for episode — because this episode is all about the season of FALL (which it was when we recorded it). Is this the start of season 3? WHO KNOWS? Luke talks about murderers.

Collin has plenty to say about the places we buy food at while Luke struggles to remember why he wanted to talk about stickers. Author Michael Wilson joins the conversation to talk museums and brings that sweet sweet thoughtful poignancy. A mega-packed can't miss episode if you ask me. Michael Wilson's most recent book of poems If Any Gods Lived is available now via Stalking Horse Press (https://www.stalkinghorsepress.com/)

Usually these dudes don’t know what they’re talking about, but Collin is actually the foremost expert in his field on this episode’s topic. Movie trailers. He’s like a professor of them. Doctor trailers. And in a rare turn of events — Luke’s topic is related to Collin’s! What kind of cohesive threads are these? Luke discusses re-watching movies.

This one is a real slow burn — and that makes perfect sense because Collin wanted to talk about FIRE. You might not want to get too invested in the subject, though, because there are a lot of detours on this one. But presumably that’s why you’re here? I hope so. Luke also was planning to talk about something, but it never even comes close to being brought up. So, uh, Luke talks about generations. This one is for the superfans.

Obviously if you are having a hard time and think these topics might be upsetting, please don't listen. But if you want to hear a really heartfelt conversation between two friends that love each other while dealing with the hard stuff — please come on in. Also, Collin talks about school sports so you can just stop after that if you want because there are plenty of obscure references and jokes during that part. Take care of each other and yourselves.

It might not sound like it, but this is one rip-roaring episode as Collin and Luke head out to the woods and start fires. In terms of their conversation, that is. Plus, Luke gives you some tips on how to clean up afterward. After what? Who knows! SEASON TWO BABY!!!

Luke and Collin are BACK!! What kind of snacks and video games did Collin provide for sleepover guests? What is Luke's favorite gangster movie of all time?? The answers may surprise you! Plus friends of the show and friends in real life Caley and Devin come in to recount what it was like to travel back in time at the Sabroso Festival and see Pennywise and The Offspring in a taco-themed day of music. We're back with almost two hours of content YEAH DUDES!

MAJOR PARENTAL ADVISORY ON THIS ONE!! No fricks given as Luke and Collin dive into the lexicon of our times and find it's filthy as shoot! Collin spends some time reflecting on travel and the anxiety attacks that come with it.

Three topics that spell 'prolonged adolescence!' Luke and Collin are joined by Syk Rick (creator of SYK!) to talk about comics. Collin celebrates the thrills and spills of amusement parks while Luke talks the beauty of pies from trash tier to gourmet.

Luke and Collin dial it down a bit on the energy level. What does that mean for you? A gentle lavender-scented breeze as you stroll through a lovely nature walk of an episode. Collin talks Trick-or-treating and Luke laments his many stolen guitars. 

Luke and Collin try to figure out just how to unplug from both consciousness and the internet on this week's meeting of the minds. Are they dumb minds? Collin starts to think they might be! Also, Luke shares a very basic salad dressing recipe so def tune in for that!

Luke and Collin get way too introspective on their 10th episode. If these were coming out once a year this would mark a decade of IIYYIM. Lucky for you (potentially) they have a slightly greater work ethic than that. These dudes are talking about pets and death, and it gets about as funny as that sounds. Also, the wisdom of famous historical figure Forrest Gump is dissected. That's just a bonus for you.

Artist/illustrator Lindsay Payton (ig: pinseyrose) joins Luke and Collin to talk about co-workers – what makes 'em good? What makes 'em the worst? We keep shit-talking to a minimum! Collin talks about his beginnings in the theater and Luke talks about dead media and his record store clerk dreams that he has achieved.

Luke and Collin really take their time exploring every possible detour they can as they talk about Collin's history with allergies. Luke's fashion sense is dissected and celebrated. Enjoy this SUPER EXTRA LONG episode – brought to you by no formal sponsors.

Jacob Chacko joins Luke and Collin to talk about partying. Luke talks growing up too fast in barber shops, and Collin has the sniffles.

Nostalgia reigns supreme in this, perhaps the boys' nicest episode? Revisit your past by digging through Collin's old box of toys and Luke's old family desktop PC. Kids these days, am I right??

What a mellow vibe this week as Luke and Collin try to recover from road rage by chatting about vacations and relaxation. I feel better already! Featuring guest Chauncey Gadek!

Luke and Collin are all on their own as they explore just why Collin is so excited to go back to the Park. Luke shares his thoughts on working on his car (spoiler: he doesn't like it). PRODUCER NOTE: Luke biffs it again -- why does this audio sound so bad? Maybe the microphones weren't working right and maybe this is a laptop mic episode. Amateur hour? No, the episode's only 45 minutes long silly!

Luke and Collin get existential about birthdays and how to feed yourself. Luke's girlfriend Devin Horne joins the podcast to weigh in on the Saw horror franchise. Are the movies scary? Are they dumb? Are they some combination of both? Let's see! NOTE: Sorry for the constant POPPING sounds throughout this episode. Maybe should upgrade our equipment. One of these days.

Luke and Collin hone their interviewing skills as they grill each other on what to eat for breakfast and how much should people be paying to see bands. This is episode one y'all, it can only (presumably) get better from here!

Luke and Collin really get into it this time! How long should movies be? Is there a point to drinking IPAs? And here to talk about dreams... Sahaih Escobedo!