Mad Men but One Woman

Samantha exposits unreasonable claims against the Ocean Spray corporation and questions exercise lore. Todays episode is sponsored by Agujeros® Underwear

Samantha has her very first callback commercial segment and only briefly mentions government cheese caves.Today's episode is sponsored by Shaggy Mattress Company©

Samantha ruminates on fine aged Lysol and shares her views on the shoulder to weight ratio of the American bulldog.

Samantha shares her thoughts on new Progressive regular "Mara" and spills too much about her childhood experience with quail eggs.

Samantha triumphantly returns to discuss tea being sexier than coffee and asks who the hell Nik Wallenda is.

Samantha shares her views on human/emu relationships and what exactly we should be feeding farmed fish.

Samantha dives into what kind of effect Chernobyl has had on our aging commercial industry and advocates for more vacation time for State Farm agents.

Samantha celebrates the first annual Super Bowl episode by condemning the birth of Baby Nut and forgetting Sam Elliott's name (AND doing her worst job editing yet.)

Samantha does a very small amount of research and pines for a body that would look good in Popeyes athleisure.

Samantha argues with Siri about Val Kilmer and wonders about how CTE is effecting the athlete/actor divide.

Samantha bursts into 2020 with her hot take on cartoon bear buttholes and whether or not a pound of food is sufficient for one woman.

Samantha ponders the colonel's preference in maple syrup filled women and acknowledges every turtle is named Sheldon.In this episode:Rakuten, Facebook, Samsung, Aviation Gin, Netflix, Audi, Fabletics, Dairy Queen, KFC, Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, Calm, She Can Stem, Pistachios, Burger King

Samantha confesses her sub/dom relationship with Amazon and asks the age-old question: what the fuck is cardamom?In this episode:Sonic, Dave and Busters, Amazon, State Farm, Progressive, Peloton, Taco Bell, Bloomberg, Dior

Samantha addresses the Peloton controversy and worries about the state of the Key and Peele friendship.In this episode:Peloton, Bubly, Facebook, Hess, Carvana, Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, Truly, White Claw, Pizza Hut

Samantha is hot and ready and recommends against gifting cars with too many distracting accent pieces around.In this episode:Little Caesars, Old Navy, Best Buy, Amazon, Hulu, T Mobile, Pier 1 Imports, Corona, Geico, Coca Cola, Hershey, Monopoly

Samantha debates whether witches are to women what mimes are to men and reminisces about her ex, Subway.In this episode:Kay Jewelers, Carfax, Daisy, Education Connection, Subway, Tesla, Ring Doorbell

Samantha advocates against the killing of all horses and warns off anyone who would try to purchase her Disney jewelry. In this episode:Whole Foods, Hasbro, Sprint, AT&T, Verizon, Cricket, Arby's, Apple, Icebreakers, Chantix, Zales, State Farm

Samantha delves into the sibling rivalry of Thanksgiving and Christmas and says way too much about the workings of female anatomy.In this episode:Sprite, HP Chromebook, Shark Tank, Untuck It, NBA Fan Store, Thinx, Jimmy Dean, Ozempic, Huggies, Dunkin, Peloton

Samantha opens up on not judging erections and doubles down on how Vera Farmiga is not Toni Collette.In this episode:State Farm, Cricket, Downey, Apple TV, Burger King, Disney+, Wendy's, Chevy, Geico, Kay Jewelers, Helzberg Diamonds, Chantix, Party City, Hobby Lobby

Samantha reveals which pizza chain she's married to and exposes the industry for Pavlov’s Dogging us.In this episode: Papa Johns, Papa's Pizza, The General Insurance, Pizza Hut, Digiorno, Domino's, Marco's, Little Caesar's

Samantha breaks down Dove's vagina/flower metaphor and George Clooney's efforts to make Danny DeVito a gentleman.In This Episode: Hardee's, Milk, Purple Mattress, Mattress Firm, Caspar Mattress, Mattress Firm, Dove, Amazon, Nespresso, Quickbooks, Popeyes, Panera, Dunkin, Fairlife, Mayfield

Samantha opens up about how Lil' Jon must be feeling and acknowledges the sexy poodle in the room.In This Episode:Jimmy Johns, Hotels.com, iPhone, Selena Gomez, Progressive, M&Ms, Home Depot, Allstate, Subaru, The Real Cost

Samantha muses on the male/female dynamics of cooking dog food and obsesses over the sexual history between Will Arnett and Amy Poehler.In this episode:Old Spice, Hilton.com, Rachel Ray Nutrish, Heineken NA, Honey Nut Cheerios, Butterfinger, Reeses, Simply Smoothies, Jimmy Johns

Samantha likens Burger King to a sick cat and embarrasses herself with High School Musical emotions.In this episode:Burger King, Sonic, Capital One, McDonalds, McCafe, Dunkin Donuts, Hardees, Botox, Facebook, Honey Bunches of Oats, Geico, Microsoft Surface, Disney+, Dominos

Samantha wades into the discussion on celebrities in commercials and how many never ending pasta bowls you can eat and still drive home.

Samantha talks the Will Smith family legacy and reiterates that bananas have lots of potassium.

Samantha weighs buying the new iPhone 11 against buying a Sam's Club membership.

Samantha finds her voice as a critic for the corporate artists of our time