MAKTAC - Mike and Kyle talk about COPS

In the thirty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S07E35 of COPS. NYC police get some 'unfounded calls', officers respond to a suicide call and instead find something else, and a suspect gets a bit too affectionate with his distraught mom. We also talk about Mike's new daughter, stupid pouched coffee, and play a horrible borrowed round of "would you rather?". ----- The best mullet of the week: Sgt. Dan Nicholson ----- The best mustache of the week: Lt. Mario de la Vega ----- The trashbag of the week: lawnchair wheelchair guy ----- BONUS: The crying mother ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In this special episode of MAKTAC, Kyle and guest host Brandon Mackey talk about S19E18 of COPS. While Mike is away we talk about a man who can "break these cuffs", a shed-dwelling hillbilly, and a crack-swallowing bummer who doesn't want to get arrested. We also talk about real life police experiences, the cultural impact of COPS, and reminisce about younger times. ----- The best mullet of the week: The guy in the shed----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Evan Rosenthal----- The trashbag of the week: the crack-snacker----- BONUS: "I could break these cuffs"----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-eighth (and a half unofficial) episode of MAKTAC, we catch up after a long pause to release our first-ever video & audio show! We may not be talking COPS, but watch us sweat our way through a chat about our annual trip to the Louisville TADPOG Prom, an eventful Gatorade survey, Jeopardy! auditions, and give some more hints about our developing DLR project. If you can't (or don't want to) watch, the audio episode is available (as usual) on all places where you cast your pods. Cheers, criminals!

In the thirty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S22E09 of COPS. The world's sweatiest man gets arrested in a trunk, a Floridian fiasco keeps officers busy, and a Californian stoner totally forgets about his machete. We also talk about news pretzels, an audio sketch we did for The Lost At Home Podcast, and our upcoming trek to Louisville for The TADPOG Prom. ----- The trashbag of the week: oops, all of them ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-seventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S19E24 of COPS. Boston police throat-grab some runaway suspects, a bunch of dopes throw bottles at cars, and Palm Spring officers try to bait a pedophile with an adult woman. We also talk about our David Lee Roth plans, Mike makes an official announcement, and we test out an old wive's tale. ----- The best mullet of the week: the throat-grab recipient ----- The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Brian Anderson ----- The trashbag of the week: oops we screwed it up ----- BONUS: the world's largest binoculars ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S28E11 of COPS. Kansas City drunkards attempt to evade a DUI, a car full of heroin-chic hipsters can't outsmart a drug dog, and Richland City officers pull drugs out of guy's clenched butt. We also talk about climbing a terrifying statue in Birmingham, why Atlanta was unimpressive, and Mike churns out T-shirt slogans. ----- The best mullet of the week: the handlebar hustler----- The best mustache of the week: Sen. Dep. Adrian Thompson----- The trashbag of the week: the mumbly H&M girl----- BONUS: Josh's Ray Bans----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E13 of COPS. We follow Colorado officers as they arrest a group of gun-toting teens, recover stolen cash from a waterbed, and try to get to the bottom of a topless lady in the street. We also talk about marital sleeping habits, fruit-flavored alcohol, and sample an obscenely-flavored vocal cord spray. ----- The best mullet of the week: the convenience store crook----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Manny Mauri----- The trashbag of the week: The Bat-Boobed Broad----- BONUS: singer spray----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E08 of COPS. Albuquerque officers bait thieves with a Mercedes-Benz bicycle, a soft-spoken hardware smuggler gums her way through an arrest, and a solicitor (almost) gets more than he bargained for. We also talk about watching a woman knock down a light pole, fear-farts in a car wash, and Burlington Coat Factory. ----- The best mullet of the week: "Well that's disgustin'" guy----- The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Kypps Poliard----- The trashbag of the week: Maryanne----- BONUS: the Benz bike----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E33 of COPS. A high-speed chase ends with a low-speed takedown, Beefcake McGee dominates a home intruder, and a man's bones (probably) powder after flipping his car doing 100mph. We also talk about Tangerine Dream, an explosive kerfuffle between some neighbors, and speculate on the origin of roadside shoes. ----- The best mullet of the week: Beefcake McGee----- The best mustache of the week: Dep. J. Gilchrist----- The trashbag of the week: Mr. Bag o'Bones----- BONUS: Irma----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E04 of COPS. We say goodbye to John Bunnell's Portland episodes with a multi-day narcotics sting, a unspecified "Texas Treat", and a barely-legal scared straight strategy. We also talk about gross logs, meeting Sum 41, and a profitable fajita heist. ----- The best mullet of the week: The father of the year----- The best mustache of the week: Soft Spoken Beardo®----- The trashbag of the week: John Bunnell----- BONUS: Terrified straight ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E05 of COPS. An inebriated man drives a pickup truck through a brick wall, an undercover officer takes a Bourbon Street sting too far, and a homeless IT amateur tweaks out in front of a NAPA Auto Parts. We also talk about gooey seafood, Wes Anderson, and getting a hangover from Icing someone else. ----- The best mullet of the week: Shaky Hand Speedy----- The best mustache of the week: Det. Steve Williams----- The trashbag of the week: toothless brick-man----- BONUS: Shaky Hand Speedy's computer parts collection----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirtieth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S19E12 of COPS. A Kansan criminal's girlfriend nearly takes a sledgehammer to the face, an underage dummy tries to eat weed in front of officers, and a Florida woman tailspins into bad performance art. We also talk about binging reality TV, what our favorite games are, and then have a one-sided Nelson singalong. ----- The best mullet of the week: hungry hungry weed man----- The best mustache of the week: the sledge-wielding bondsman----- The trashbag of the week: Iggy Pop in a wig----- BONUS: the Nelson Twins, Ice Cold Beer, and the DUI queen ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E08 of COPS. Denver officers crash into each other pursuing a suspect, a dismal situation gets worse on a second story balcony, and a freestyling narcotics unit pulls off multiple stings. We also talk about Tamagotchis, basement bathrooms, and lepidopterophobia. ----- The best mullet of the week: the unnamed ATF officer----- The best mustache of the week: Officer(s) Weathersby and Campbell----- The trashbag of the week: the rat-tailed mullet man----- BONUS: Travis Junior's dead-ringer----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we take a roadtrip to Louisville, Kentucky and recorded during three days on-the-go. We talk about Bamboozled Beans, wind turbine farms, and the Sloppy Manure Capital of Indiana. We also try some insanely spicy hot sauce (courtesy of Micah Purdue), take a shot of Malört with the TADPOG podcast, and reflect on the weekend during the long drive home. TADPOG podcast: www.tadpog.com ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E40 of COPS. Missouri police go pig wranglin', a miniature woman's parrot attacks, Floridian seniors need some gator removal, and a front yard python baffles the neighborhood. We also talk about a questionable FedEx mixup, The SNL Experience, and our upcoming trip to Louisville. ----- The best mullet of the week: the slippery hog----- The best mustache of the week: Trapper Dillon----- The trashbag of the week: the ambushing parrot----- BONUS: bird lady----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-seventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E19 of COPS. New Jersey officers bait teenagers into stealing VCRs, oddly clothed cops and criminals face off, and a rain-walking supermarket robber gets bagged. We also talk about nostalgic 90s UK electronica, Tonya Harding's cough-filled sex tape, and Mike shares a post-bar confrontation story. ----- The best mullet of the week: Radical shorts cop----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Andrew Lancellotti----- The trashbag of the week: The cigarette thief----- BONUS: The fashionable VCR crook----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E21 of COPS. A nearly-nude molester poops his pants, a stab wound victim worries his son was kidnapped, and a "missing" child is found hiding behind a dumpster. We also talk about seeing movies alone, theatre patrons with poor bathroom hygiene, and we take some listener emails. ----- The best mullet of the week: Poopy David Crosby----- The best mustache of the week: Deputy Roman Pluimer----- The trashbag of the week: Poopy David Crosby (double duty)----- BONUS: Officer Nicholas Cage----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S29E7 of COPS. An erratically naked meth-man "yessurrs" his way into a beekeepers bonnet, an officer pulls multiple bags of weed out of a guy's butt, and a traffic stop goes from zero to sixty in record time. We also talk about marital name changes, post-halloween costumes, and our shared trip to Detroit. ----- The best mullet of the week: Us. We didn't have one.----- The best mustache of the week: Corporal Michael Vigil----- The trashbag of the week: Richard, king of the dong----- BONUS: Malort----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the twenty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S8E38 of COPS. An undercover officer's K9 destroys a meth seller, a blisteringly drunk guy cries his way out of trouble, and a sexual predator takes a well deserved sucker-punch to the face. We also talk about Mike's near-death experience, a creepy Walmart hitchhiker, and our Halloween costume plans. ----- The best mullet of the week: barfy blonde boy----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Bump Willis----- The trashbag of the week: the creep----- BONUS: that Vlassic crunch----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the twenty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S11E13 of COPS. A Georgian officer maces a man behind a pink house, a driver enjoys some ice cream while police investigate his van, and a roof dweller tries to murder an imaginary person. We also talk about Jamie Lee Curtis, stealing cups from a festival, and run a joke into the ground. Citrus Crenshaw count: 82 ----- The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Rick Lewis----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Jeff Crenshaw----- The trashbag of the week: Rodney the rock thrower----- BONUS: The ice cream man----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E27 of COPS. Tucson police take down a weed operation in the desert, a former mortician meets a weird couple with a lunchbox rattler, and officers apprehend the world's loneliest criminal in a school. We also talk about obnoxious solicitors, automobiles, and public access heavy metal. ----- The best mullet of the week: The uncomfortably weird couple----- The best mustache of the week: Agent Tom Moorehead----- The trashbag of the week: The snake professor----- BONUS: Unnecessary ski mask man----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S06E36 of COPS. A unibrowed officer spends some time looking under a boat, an unintelligible man beats his wife with a box of detergent, and a dispute between neighbors reveals an odd place to store a butcher knife. We also talk about the solar eclipse, going to Medieval Times, and airport fights. ----- The best mullet of the week: Lady Devito----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Nate Oliver----- The trashbag of the week: Turtle-Man----- BONUS: Trend detergent----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we get our sea legs back after a long gap between recordings. We share some local police stories, tales from Mike's wedding, and a hazy recounting of the second annual Beerlympic event. We also take a listener question, talk about staying in Japan, and explain why Big Brother's live feeds are dangerously absorbing. ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twentieth (backlogged) episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E09 of COPS. A multi-named Alaskan drunk struggles with being arrested, a pair of 86'd women shriek at officers before blowing their second chance, and a stolen "radio phone" is tracked down. We also talk about wedding registries, a stupid injury, and wet our whistles with an expired Crystal Pepsi. ----- The best mullet of the week: Spinach (A.K.A. "Jake")----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Marc Woodard----- The trashbag of the week: The Kodiak Kocktail Killer----- BONUS: Kodiak's cool cop logo----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the nineteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S10E26 of COPS. Bobby the Slack-Jawed Yokel wrecks a Lincoln (and himself), a group of people accidentally steal their own car, and Nashville officers get cat scratch fever before mediating an incredibly obnoxious fight. We also talk about officiants, cover songs, and Kyle's viral video story. ----- The best mullet of the week: The finger flippin' golden mullet----- The best meow-stache of the week: Buddy Holly the cat----- The trashbag of the week: Fonzie's redneck doppelgänger----- BONUS: Ted Nugent: cat whisperer----- EXTRAS: The How It's Made overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtRT6hjXfWg The Rice Krinkles overdub: www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNYFuvD1mQ ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the eighteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about April 1st. A Nevada April 1st finds an April 1st in an April 1st, an April 1st pursues a runaway April 1st, and April 1st takes down April 1st in a blaze of April 1st glory. We also talk about early morning adult toys, dirty mudbug dog walks, and regrettably deceptive accents. ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   SAKTAGG announcer: Kelly O'Connor   SAKTAGG hosts: Stephanie Brauch and Katie Boyer   MAKTAC announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   MAKTAC hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the seventeenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S27E03 of COPS. Two Louisiana lady burglars smash their car into a building, a heroin user brings a "bunch of needles" to the party, and an undercover operation reaches a tense climax. We also talk about Boomerangs with Gregory Oodulahlooahy, pesky checkout girls, and review some rejected segments. ----- The best mullet of the week: Mr. Charged-As-An-Adult ----- The best mustache of the week: The undercover officer ----- The trashbag of the week: The roly-poly driver ----- BONUS: Johnny Cool's chrome gun   -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com  Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the sixteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S22E23 of COPS. Amarillo officers tackle a domestic abuse suspect, a Scooby Doo mystery unfolds at a Florida skating rink, and the dirtiest man in Oklahoma ditches his car on some train tracks. We also talk about putting ketchup on hotdogs, an ipecac experience, and give a blind review of 'Passengers'. ----- The best mullet of the week: MySpace Tom ----- The best mustache of the week: Dep. Scott Dean ----- The trashbag of the week: The sad fighter ----- BONUS: Oklahoma's landfill man   -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com  Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we sneak away from a party to record an impromptu episode with special guest Mike Chiero. We have some drinks, share some police stories and get a little sloppy. We also talk about sled hill fireworks, Emperor Palpatine, and explain what "cheese-dicking" means with a little help from our friends. ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunesLike our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcastFollow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcastProcess our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcastSend an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.comRead the reports at MAKTAC.comCall the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the fifteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E22 of COPS. An obnoxious passenger nags his partner through a car chase, a Philadelphian purse thief gets bagged, and a Chinatown bodega-staurant gets terrorized by an elusive gunman. We also talk about quarter boards, the appeal of John Wick, and questionable celebrity music. MY WIFE! ----- The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Raymond Carnation ----- The best mustache of the week: Patrol ofc. Jim Ryan ----- The trashbag of the week: The car-washing liar ----- BONUS: John Bunnell's wild ride   -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com  Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the fourteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E13 of COPS. An Oregon wino stinks up a drunk tank, John Bunnell injures a blowtorch-wielding senior before threatening a dog, and Ofc. Harry Jackson catches up with some neighborhood ladies. We also talk about weddings, stupid names, and debate a listener's question. ----- The best mullet of the week: Bad Breath Butcher Bill----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Harry Jackson----- The trashbag of the week: Blowtorch Granny----- BONUS: John Bunnell and a mirror -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com  Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirteenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S17E08 of COPS. After a near-three month delay, this backlogged episode finally gets some air! Recorded in November 2016 - our banter is now outdated, the production value is minimal and we're ashamed it took so long - but hey! You get to hear it! We'll be back with all new episodes after this :)----- The best mullet of the week: Flame Dress Lady----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Rolando Pro----- The trashbag of the week: Roly-Poly 90s Neck Tat Girl----- BONUS: James Brown's Interview -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com  Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911   -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's non-isode of MAKTAC, Mike and Kyle catch up with each other, go off on some severe tangents and reveal a temporary new release schedule over Skype. We also talk about rejected COPS segments from S02, trash persons / human raccoons, and dead wrestlers. See you next week!-----Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twelfth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S09E08 of COPS. A knife-wieldin' road walkah gets taken down, two partnahz bust juvenile cah thieves (before savin' some East Coast Flying Elvi), and officahz find a variety of things durin' an auto search. We also talk about Thanksgivin', French tips, and Stah Wars excitement. Bahston! Bahston! ----- Da best mullet of da week: French tips ----- Da best mustache of da week: Ofc. Richard A. Evans ----- Da trashbag of da week: Da road walkah ----- BONUS: H.R. Gi-gah   -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

Just like you (probably), we're off for Thanksgiving - but we still pop in to say hello. We talk about Black Friday, take a "What Kind Of Cop Are You?" quiz, and discuss recent experiences with the boys in blue on today's holiday mini-non-isode. Happy turkey day!-----Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the eleventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S10E03 of COPS. A haggard cyclist gets creamed on a lawn, a bike thief leads police to search his father's house, and a two-wheeler gets caught with a backpack full of weird stuff. We also talk about poultry raffles, HBO shows, and Jimmy Stewart stops by to do some impressions. ----- The best mullet of the week: Dumb-dumb bike thief ----- The best mustache of the week: Sergeant Bill Yada----- The trashbag of the week: The party guy----- BONUS: Nigel Thornberry -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the tenth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E05 (and E11) of COPS. John Bunnell oversees an undercover drug bust, Officer Harry Jackson handles an underaged prostitute, and Johnny boy curb-checks his van to pull over a public bus. We also talk about noisy neighbors, a firsthand murder experience, and Bunnell-narrated adult films. ----- The best mullet of the week: Drug lady----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Harry Jackson----- The trashbag of the week: Lolita----- BONUS: John Bunnell----- MAKTAC Ep. 10., music from 0:09:05 - 0:10:20, "Sexy" - Bensound.comhttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/legalcode -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

We're back! In the ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S23E18 of COPS. A car thief finds himself on the wrong end of a PIT move, a creepy veteran kicks a woman in the stomach, and an officer helps clear a mobile home stuffed with 52 cats. We also talk about drunken snowstorms, misspelled Napster songs, and having to print out "reading material". ----- The best mullet of the week: Mr. Sunday's Best----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Robert Mousel----- The trashbag of the week: Full Meth-al Jacket----- BONUS: Cat Hell -----   Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes     Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast     Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast     Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast     Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com     Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay     Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the second non-episode of MAKTAC, Mike and Kyle call each other to catch up on our "off duty" week. Fret not - we'll be back to releasing regular episodes on Monday, 11/14. Until then - we talk about the U.S. election, sebaceous cysts, and dog conversations in this special minisode. Thanks for listening in the interim - see you soon!----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com     -----   Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's non-episode of MAKTAC, we apologize for not actually recording a new show. Schedules and technical problems detained us, but we'll be back at it like usual next week! Until then - we cover a rejected segment, tease next week's programs, and talk about Colt 45 in this special minisode. ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S17E03 of COPS. A rage beast takes an absurd amount of mace to the face, an elderly mother runs her daughter (and boy-toy) into a ditch, and an officer handles an emotional situation with aplomb. We also talk about trick or treaters, cool flashlights, and barfing up chicken & waffle chips. ----- The best mullet of the week: Trashy Swayze ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Jaime "Batman" Eason ----- The trashbag of the week: Mommie Dearest ----- BONUS: Regis Philbin doing Tai Chi ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the seventh episode of MAKTAC, we scare up some frights with the spookiest clips ever aired on COPS. Officers explore an abandoned funeral home, hundreds of birds attack an older couple's house, and CoCo The Clown goes prostitute haunting. We also talk about retail horror stories, costumes, and terrifying basements. Happy Halloween! ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Pat "tour guide" Logan ----- The trashbag of the week: the actual trashbag ----- The best mullet of the week: CoCo's first victim ----- BONUS: CoCo The Clown ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch 

In the sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E32 of COPS. Boozy Billy Crudup breaks some windows and hearts in a rare double-segment. Then, some hotdog-loving officers mediate a peculiar ménage à trois. We also talk about wedding caterers, smoked meats, and debate a few morbid "would you rather" questions.    ----- The best mullet of the week: Harley lady ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Bubba Hunton ----- The trashbag of the week: Boozy "Rambo" Billy ----- BONUS: Jeffrey Dahmer's XL cigarette ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E23 of COPS. A canine unit lays down the law, an obnoxious cop over-hassles a prostitute, and the king of birds threatens to jump from a bridge. We also talk about licensed video game cups, Pennsylvanian accents, and an extra segment we deemed too dark to talk about (but talk about anyway). ----- The best mullet of the week: Joe Trackpants ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Louis the Rottweiler ----- The trashbag of the week: Officer Harris ----- BONUS: A Streetcar Named His Sister ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S07E17 of COPS. A "heroin house" bust goes REALLY well, a domestic call has a plot twist, and a PCP user spooks a lady before doing some felonious tai chi. We also talk about getting ejected from a Sox game, hoodless sweatshirts, and general pails. Sorry for the intermittent noises, it was hot as hell.   ----- The best mullet of the week: overzealous lineman cop ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Lenny LoRusso ----- The trashbag of the week: PCP guy ----- BONUS: Ellen Ripley's mom ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the third episode of MAKTAC, we skip ahead to talk about S07E08 of COPS. A toothless grunger is afraid of the CIA, some officers have a fun day at Venice Beach, and a knife-wielding mess channels her inner Anne Ramsey. We also talk about puffy vests, doing the beer, and finally — we take a helicopter ride. ----- The best mullet of the week: Ugly Kid Joe ----- The trashbag of the week: singing diarrhea lady ----- The best mustache of the week: "Echo Man" ----- BONUS: Early 90s Bill Hader? ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E03 of COPS. John Bunnell leads a raid on a toupee-wearing "sugar daddy", a Canadian Where's Waldo defends his family from a rat-woman arsonist, and Officer Jackson hits the streets. We also talk about lip bites, great ways to end a conversation, and high-proof pumpkin beer. ----- The best mullet of the week: the "sugar daddy" ----- The trashbag of the week: the rat-woman arsonist ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Harry Jackson ----- BONUS: Canadian Where's Waldo ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the very first episode of MAKTAC, we kick things off by talking about S02E02 of COPS. John Bunnell antagonizes an older woman, an officer gets stuck by a transient’s needle, and some festival attendees get the boot. We also try out some segments for the first time - including several “best of the week” awards and NPR voices for no reason. Woo-EEE! ----- The best mullet of the week: dancing festival guy ----- The trashbag of the week: ...also the dancing festival guy ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer Klejmont ----- BONUS: John Bunnell's orange shirt ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes   Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast   Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast   Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast   Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com   Read the reports at MAKTAC.com   ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay   Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch