Mixed Feelings Podcast

You guys into couches full of babes at all? Well, look no further! Now that we're getting into doing stand-up, were having some of our local comics on to try and promote some good ol' Florida comedy. This week we had Tampa Bay's own Shannon Kelly on after her birthday roast! Check her out on Instagram @shannonkellycomedy or Twitter @shannonkellyha. We had an awesome time and tons of laughs with our gurl, hope you enjoy the episode, my lil boo thangs!

Say whatttt? People are out here tryin to rob your girls? Well, jokes on them...we're poor :p Join us this week as we talk about Cassi's harrowing experience with gas station crack heads, Mandy breaking girl code and radio silence with an ex, and a creepy Asian business man is out to wear Cassi's skin! Enjoy the show, my lil Yeung-Lings!

Well, hey there! How's it hangin? Girthy and to the left? This week Cassi and Mandy get wayyyy too high on Cassi's vape pen, talk about how 90's R&B paved the way for how we act in a relationship, dis dirinking water, and give some beauty tips....includinga strange cure we found for getting rid of backne and butt pimples. Also, we're getting better at this video thing, so if you wanna see our mugs while we talk smack then check out our Full Episodes playlist on our YouTube channel! Enjoy the show, my lil Coca-Colas!

I know we keep doin y'all dirty and running off and leaving you...we're assholes. Sorry. Hopefully this latest episode will bring you some laughs so you aren't mad at us anymore! **bats eyelashes** This week Cassi and Mandy get way too high....and a little drunk...watch trading spouses clips, talk about online dating, and Mandy suddenly turns into an overly sassy black woman out of left field! Enjoy the show my lil chocolate covered almonds!

Hey babes! In this episode we smoke and have a jolly good time watching grandpas beat the living daylights out of each other :D , and talking about Mandy gluing her hands together with industrial strength adhesive...amongst other things. Also, we get to play with the green screen! Granted, we only used it to watch old people fight, but still. We'll figure it out. Enjoy the show my lil strawberry shortcakes!

Well hey there! Sure has been a while, but here we are and that's all that matters :p This episode was recorded right before Cassi's daughter went into the hospital, so to kick off our return now that she's all better we thought we would release this little gem instead of letting it die....and after you hear Mandy's terrible tales of sex, debauchery, luring strippers away into the night with cold pizza, and biting off a good friend's dick, you'll be glad we did! Thanks for coming back and being patient while we handled family stuff! We love you guys...you know we couldn't stay away forever! Enjoy the show, my lil garlic knots!

Hey kids! We're really excited to bring you this special episode of the podcast! So basically we strong armed our way into the home of comedians John Jacobs and Josh Santos (aka Tampa News Force), equipped with a cheese plate, weed, wine, and a mic...and this podcast is the product of all that :) Join us and these hilarious guys as we get stoned to the bone, play Cards Against Humanity (sort of...) and Cassi rips the doors off the kitchen cabinets with her bare hands and breaks open a bottle of moscato with a hammer! Fun times! Tomorrow morning check our YouTube channel for full video of this episode! We're definitely the perfect guests so let us in your house...or else. Enjoy the show my lil slim jims!

Hey kids! So this is our very last audio only episode that we recorded right before the holidays. We've used our break to get the studio all put together and get things all nice and cozy :) Everything works, nothing has caught on fire (except just that once), and through the power of stoner ingenuity and cannabis we finally got some shit done. In this episode we got..way too high and started roasting everything lol. Also, Cassi has apparently sabotaged Mandy's email account...take a listen to hear the details! Enjoy the show, my lil jalapeno poppers!

Guys, we had such an awesome conversation with a really awesome girl! Jenni Plum, cannabis caregiver and owner of Maine Cannababes, joined us via Skype and we had a blast! Check her out on the latest season of Viceland's Weediquette - Between Life and Dope to see what kind of cool contributions she's making to the Maine Medical Marijuana community with her fleet of sexy pin up models. And when you're done listening, go to her website and buy the 2018 calendar! All proceeds go to help the family featured in the Weediquette episode she was featured on. Enjoy the show, my lil pot brownies!

Well gall darn, we went and ghosted you guys again. Sorry about that. Now that technical difficulties are taken care of, Cassi is back from acting a damn fool in Las Vegas, and Mandy has snacks and a bottle of wine at the ready, we're back in action! Check out this week's episode where we talk about crazy ass Christmas stories, Cassi's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas experience, and our stance on a few of the controversial issues going on in the world today. Alsooooo we're planning a tour to the Northeast! Email us if you're in NY, Boston, Philadelphia, or Washington D.C. info@mixedfeelingspodcast.com to see how you can get the VIP treatment! Take a listen and enjoy the show, my lil cheese cubes!

You into cheese at all? Well, Mandy is. A lot, apparently.... Join your girls as they have one more ghetto smoke sesh recording in the garage before the new studio is put together! This week we play Florida or Nah, eat cookies, smoke joints, talk shit about Chipotle queso, and whether or not its really drunk driving if you're on a horse. Enjoy the show, my lil nachos!

Here comes a special episode with our guest RDAP Dan! We weren't sure what to expect when a friend of ours suggested we have his prison coach on as a guest, but as it turns out Dan's is pretty fuckin cool and had some crazy stories to tell! If you or anyone you know is about to get their ass locked up then take a listen because Dan really had some important stuff to talk about. It was a blast having him on, so take a listen and enjoy, my lil mackerel pouches!

This week Mandy convinces Cassi to help her move her broke ass washing machine out to the garage...so why not get high and slap on the lavaliere mics while we tackle the job? After the job is done a celebratory backyard smoke sesh takes place and old drunken stories are swapped. We're back on Monday release days you guys! Check out our Patreon page too because we have some special clips posted that weren't included in the show! Take a listen and enjoy the show, my lil almond snickers!

Yooooo! Our live show from the LA Podfest is up and ready! Thank you to everyone that came to the show and to everyone involved in allowing us to be a part of the festival! Take a listen as we talk about our crazy travel tales, hobo poop tunnels, crazy ex-boyfriend stories, and muchos more :) Also....Cassi may or may not have been on 200 mg of edibles when this show took place. Soooo, yeah. Shit was lit, lol. Enjoy the show, my little Cheeba Chews!

Ever send Cassi or Mandy a dick pic? Well....it might be discussed on this episode, especially if you are uncircumsised, as Mandy believes uncut peeners look like crescent rolls and are the drop top convertible of the dick world. I mean...she's not wrong! This week we talk about dick pics in our DM's, the Las Vegas situation, the awesome 1920's themed party we attended, and smoke weed while playing with Mandy's new baby kitten Mabel :) This is the last episode we're posting before we head to Los Angeles for the LA Podfest so if you'll be in the area on 10/8 then get some tickets and come see us! There are also talks of setting up a kissing booth, so if you want some of our tasty Oreo smooches then get your lil buns on down there! Enjoy the show, my lil crescent rolls!

We survived Hurricane Irma and have power and internet back! That means you get to listen to the new podcast...whether you wanted to or not. THis week Cassi and Mandy talk about ugly boyfriends, hurrican survival, and tell some awful stories about our youth. Enjoy the new episode my lil MRE's!

Hey there my lovelies! This episode is ridiculous lol...join us as Cassi and Mandy do bong rips, go to the casino, and play a few rounds of Florida or Nah :)And these particular Florida news headlines used in the game are straight up crazy....like for real crazy. Enjoy the show my lil ice cream cups!

Heyyy! My its been a while, hasn't it? Well on this episode be prepared to hear some drunken stories about break ups and break ins, gay bars, birthday turn ups, 4th of July shroom adventures...and after we reveal what could possibly be the worst break up story of all time Mandy asks you, the listener - Can You Top The Shark? I promise, it'll make sense when you hear it :p Take a listen and enjoy the show, my lil Mr. Purple Shots! We missed you!!

Well hello there. Look at how cute you are today ^-^ In this "re-do episode" we have a little dinner party at Mandy's with the travel mics and make our family favorite - Butt Cabbage! Take a listen as we stink up Mandy's house, talk about Toby Keith being the King of Try Hard Country, and play a lil Florida or Nah! Enjoy the show, my lil sausages!

This week I hope you're in the mood to hear about Cassi and Mandy being creepy bathroom detectives and shaming people that don't have any damn sense...because it happens, lol. No one is safe from the shamings being doled out on this episode, not even the internet guy that took sweaty whores' baths in Mandy's kitchen. Yeah....you read that correctly.  Take a listen and enjoy the show, my little pancakes!

Hobos are on the prowl in Florida, so watch out! Its already crazy enough down here without the disgruntled homeless making it harder out here. We're officially back from whatever that hiatus was that we took after our live shows and special Ian Edwards episode, so come catch up with us! PLUS a HUGE announcement!!! Pull up an ear and take a listen, my lil chocolate covered bananas!

Hey y'all! This is another super special episode! Mandy couldn't come record, but Cassi has a special guest host...Ian Edwards! Say whatttt? Take a listen as we walk around UCF, eat tacos, and get attacked by sprinklers! It was way fun to record this episode and hope to get the chance to have Ian on again soon! Enjoy it, my lil avacados!

Here it is! The live show from Los Angeles! Woooooo! We had so much fun doing this show with our buddy, comedian Graham Elwood! Take a listen and make sure you aren't anywhere where you wont be allowed to laugh really fucking loud....bc its gonna happen on this episode. We've got tons of funny stories and Cards Against Humanity comin atcha! Enjoy the show, my lil California rolls!

Here it is! The Live show from our trip to Austin, TX at The New Movement with special guests Jomo and the Possum Posse - those loveable fellas behind the Guy on a Buffalo videos! We had a blast playing musical Cards Against Humanity with them and talking about crazy Texas stuff. Enjoy the show, my lil BBQ sammiches!

Why hello there podcast listeners. Have you lost weight? You're looking pretty nice today ;) Now that we have wooed you and made you feel beautiful, go on and listen to episode 49, where Mandy does some kind of Michael Jackson impression and Cassi gets turnt on that jazz cabbage. Many laughs are waiting for you! Enjoy the show, my lil teddy grahams!

Heyyyy! I know you all are sick of hearing about technical difficulties, but the studio is mostly put together now and HOPEFULLY all the kinks are worked out, so this will be the last MFP you have to hear that sounds like it was recorded with a toaster -_-" This episode we have a special guest - comedian Graham Elwood, co-host of Comedy Film Nerds podcast and director of Ear Buds - The Podcasting Documentary. This was such a fun interview and he thought we were so cool he wants to join us in Cali for the live show! Woo! Check out the new episode kids and enjoyyyy the fuck out of it my lil Reese's cups!

Guys!!!! We done it! Here is our first ever Live Podcast hosted by Jungle Bill's Tiki Grill in Clearwater, Florida. Lots of laughs, technical difficulties, narrowly avoided a couple of mental breakdowns, vodka drunk and high on edibles tryin to fix shit, family members heckling us from the audience (thanks mom)...I mean, who could ask for a better show?! Actually, it all went super well, plus at the end...a lil special drunken somethin somethin for ya. Sorry to keep you waiting guys, enjoy the show my lil slim jims!

Soooo this episode was almost lost forever -_-" Recovered all the audio though so fear not! Join us this week as Cassi and Mandy get high, eat snacks, and talk all kinds of crap. Video was lost for good unfortunately since my computer is no longer a thing :( But we should have everything back to normal next week! Enjoy the show, my lil sriracha cashews!

Monthly Freebie! Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episode! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. The 1st Milk and Cookies of the month is free, and the rest are included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which is only be $3/month. $4/month and you will also get the Milk and Cookies Gazette. Go to mixedfeelingspodcast.bandcamp.com to sign up :)

Welcome back! This is our first episode back after out break and we sure did miss you! Sooo many updates, announcements, and good news all the way around :D Join Cassi and Mandy this week as they plan for their trips to Los Angeles, CA and Austin, TX, swap electrocution tales, and Mandy has a few gear grinders to share. Also we have 3, count em 3, Mixed Feelings Mafia beat-ins at the end of the show! Take a listen and enjoy, my lil bacon bits!

Monthly Freebie! Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episode! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. The 1st Milk and Cookies of the month is free, and the rest are included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which is only be $3/month. $4/month and you will also get the Milk and Cookies Gazette. Go to mixedfeelingspodcast.bandcamp.com to sign up :)

Heeey, long time no see! Those holidays sure were somethin, huh? In this special on-the-go episode Cassi and Mandy take Mandy's Christmas money to the casino! And of course if its a car ride then some of that wheat is involved ;) Take a listen to our crazy conversations on the way to and from the Hard Rock Casino! Enjoy, my lil chocolate coins!

Hey there! Look at how pretty and/or handsome you are today ;) In this week's episode Cassi and Mandy talk about weird Christmas traditions, holiday horror stories, and there's even a clip inserted of us Cheech and Chonging it around town listening to Free Bird and talking about slapping strippers on the ass...totally didn't make that part up. Take a listen and enjoy, my lil peanut butter fudgies!

Monthly Freebie! Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episode! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. The 1st Milk and Cookies of the month is free, and the rest are included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which is only be $3/month. $4/month and you will also get the Milk and Cookies Gazette. Go to mixedfeelingspodcast.bandcamp.com to sign up :)

Well hello there. Aren’t you an attractive specimen ;) This week the girls do some horrible singing, talk about creepy mariachi bands at Mexican restaurants, and the California and Texas trip planned for the spring. Woot! Get ready for the “Doin Somethin Even if it's Wrong Tour: 2017” Well….maybe, as long as we’re worth a damn at live shows. Enjoy the podcast, my lil gummy bears!

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and in Episode 42 Cassi and Mandy share their tales of crazy family functions, food prep, and exterior illumination...which may or may not have ended in disaster. Take a listen, my lil sweet potatoes!

Well...it happened. The Donald won. So let’s talk about that, shall we? I don’t think there’s much else to say. Come on and take a listen, my lil cream puffs!

Monthly Freebie! We wanted this to be an extra special one for you! Cassi and Mandy do their regular smack talkin, but a good chunk of this episode is a couple of conversations Cassi had with Penrose of The Grimelords podcast (also on the Couch Party App). Cassi explains a near death experience she had and why it made the idea of a DMT trip more enticing. Then, they have a conversation AFTER the trip and swap stories. Woke Ass Bison, UNITE! This podcast is a long and psychedelic one! If you wanted to listen to the rest of the Grimelords Episode that you heard a clip from in this episode, check it out here https://soundcloud.com/grimelords/the-rabbit-hole-dmt So what are the MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episodes? Well, we're going to continue to put out the regular podcast, business as usual, but in addition to that we will also release bonus episodes throughout the month! The first one each month will be a freebie, just because we're nice af. But to access all the other bonus episodes you'll need to become a Milk and Cookies Subscription Service member. For only $3/month you'll get 3 super secret episodes! And for $4 a month we'll send you the Milk and Cookies Monthly Gazette, equipped with decoder, puzzles, brain teasers....think of a mini Highlights magazine, but for grown folks. Sign up at mixedfeelingspodcast.bandcamp.com

Episode 40 is a special Game Time edition of the show, and we had the side splitting pleasure of playing Cards Against Humanity! Disclaimer: If you have a job that frowns upon laughing out loud, then you may want to listen to this one on the way home….or at least try not to damage any electronics in your cubicle by spitting hot coffee on them or something. We will not be liable for such damages :p Enjoy the show, my lil teriyaki jerkies!

Warning: Extra Spooky Episode! This bonus episode includes part 3 of 3 of the super spooky story surrounding the haunted house we grew up in. Not a story for sissies. Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episodes! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up on the website under the Milk and Cookies tab. Enjoy!

Happy Halloween! Macho Woman Mandy Savage and Cassi “The Nug” Johnson are here to bring you a special Halloween podcast episode! Take a listen while Cassi gets drunk and devotes the rest of her life to wrasslin, Mandy talks about slapping people with Slim Jims, and a countdown of terrible costumes ensues. Enjoy, my lil candy corns!

Warning: Extra Spooky Episode! This bonus episode includes part 2 of 3 of the super spooky story surrounding the haunted house we grew up in. Not a story for sissies. Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episodes! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up on the website under the Milk and Cookies tab. Enjoy!

Time for some more swirly goodness ;) With election stress weighing down on us all, this week we decided to talk about the some potential end of days scenarios based on the outcome of the election, and basically just vent about how we’re all doomed...because why not dump gas on the fire? Is WWIII inevitable, or will Giant Meteor 2016 come and put us all out of our misery? One can only hope. Take a listen and enjoy, my lil BooBerries!

Warning: Extra Spooky Episode! This bonus episode includes part 1 of 3 of the super spooky story surrounding the haunted house we grew up in. Not a story for sissies. Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episodes! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up will be available soon, but until then, enjoy!

We haven’t had a special Game Time episode in a while, so we figured, hey. Why not? In an attempt to bring a little humor to the insanity that is the 2016 Presidential Election (‘cause I mean, we’re probably all doomed either way, right?), Cassi and Mandy have made up their own little game Candidates Against Humanity! Once you listen make sure you vote on our Twitter poll for who you think won the game/debate!

Here's another free Milk and Cookies Bonus Episode! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up will be available soon, but until then, enjoy!

The new episode is bringing those positive vibes. Sometimes its nice to be uplifting! This week Cassi and Mandy talk about expanding their horizons all the way out! Check out our tales of guitar jam journeys, acrylic nail endeavours, and weight loss….er, and gains. Awesomeness is waiting for you! Listen and enjoy, my lil downward dawgs!

Here's another free Milk and Cookies Bonus Episode! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up will be available soon, but until then, enjoy!

Since there’s been a ton of racism in the news lately we thought it was about time for an episode that went into how we feel on these subjects, Bringing that mixed girl perspective to you, which will either piss you off or make you laugh! Not sure which one yet...but we’re hoping to spread the word of love, peace, and swirling to the world, because vanilla and chocolate really do taste pretty good mixed together! Enjoy the show, my little swirly ice cream cups!

Here's another MFP Milk and Cookies Bonus Episodes! Basically we decided we love you all so much we want to give you more content. Every episode will have a bonus episode available for download. These bonus ep's will be free until November 2016. After that only the 1st Milk and Cookies of the month will be free, and the rest will be included in our Milk and Cookies Subscription, which will only be $3/month! Details on when and where to sign up will be available soon, but until then, enjoy! Special thanks to Matt E. Dash Morris with E.M.D.W. for letting us include "Sense 2 Me" ft. Rmllw2llz!

Sorry for the wait! After some feedback everyone seems to like the Monday posting schedule, so we'l stick to it :) Episode 34 is ready and Cassi and Mandy would like to share with you their tales of fitness! This week we channel our inner Dr. Phil's and give our input on getting fit physically and mentally. In no way is this meant to be interpreted as professional advice, but more or less just sharing our struggles in self improvement. Check out some of our crazy gym stories, ketogenic diet experiences, and mental fitness pep talks in this super positive episode! Enjoy my lil green smoothies!