NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people's gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that's happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life and is trying to get the entire NLO YouTube channel nuked. ...

Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it's likely that this isn't going to go well for our little Mooby. Let's hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It's been just a couple of months since KarmicX met and fell for his love, Felicia Gillespie, and the small town Minnesota boy is really going through it. Let's watch the unraveling of a real man over the past couple of days and speculate what might be happening next between the Dabbleverse's most toxic couple after lies get exposed to the audience. ...

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today. ...

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he's back in his simple home in his simple town with his simple life. A grown man yelling and screaming at inanimate objects, a software company, and the sky is not a becoming trait that women seek when pursuing a partner. Keanu C. Thompson takes the torch from Aaron Imholte. patting herself on the back for breaking up the Pretty Antisocial duo by fabricating a world where she is good at things. Aaron makes some moves in the court system and continues to delude himself. But will it pay off in the long run for the serum-sucking beta? ...

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it isn't clear that he is open and receptive to assistance from the Onionverse at this time. ...

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can't come and almost never go anywhere! Let's get to watchin'! ...

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions. ...

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We've got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We've got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you're hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It's a Mulligan stew mukbang over here in Oniontown! ...

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill's of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn't always been this way. Or has he? Let's watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we've come to laugh at, or will this be the beginning of a new redemption arc for the Ohio simpleton? ...

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Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies' Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let's catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we've covered. But I digress. We've got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals that of Metropolitan Detective. Crazy Joe has some thoughts that we must go over. Chad Zumock is gearing up to start streaming again from his new place. But where is it? Does anyone know? Chad is certainly a superior mind and devilish trickster who may be pulling one over on everyone - OGAIN! ...

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He's moving to a mysterious new location, he's pretending to have a woman in his life, and he's DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Minnesota to process his life after weeks in the big city dipping his rod in to some of Pennsylvania's finest poon. One of the best sources for Steel Toe news has been axed and a new community has popped up to take its place. But is there more to the story? Michael Ray Bower is headed for surgery this month. Will he be able to start over after his health issues are rectified? ...

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there's no way we aren't all gettin trained today. ...

It's Tiff's birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn't oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it's causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! ...

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron's HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering! ...

Who says there can't be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You're buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he's going to be ok - at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick's heart and soul! ...

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don't worry! Nobody did! Let's break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki's latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won't you step up and help this man hit his goal? ...

Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we've ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save. ...

This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym - the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt to intimidate his online critics. Aaron has begun to trash his old mentor, Coach Scott, and spread lies about Scott's intentions and character in light of the embarrassing nature of his skill and teaching history at the gym are made aware to his audience. ...

Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week's adventures! Don't bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn't need your issues. ...

Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it's doing more damage than the Minnesota mobbed-man can stand! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back to selling off his most prized possessions to his die-hard fans. We launch a new segment dedicated to James Baumert and your vote counts! ...

The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pretend radio man cannot seem to pull off anything with consistency. After a 10th anniversary show last year which saw the audience chanting slurs and spinning narratives, his attempts at a comeback this year are more lackluster than ever. Thanks to SchizoSeanTV for providing us with a recording of one man's attempt to gaslight the world in to thinking everything is gonna be alright. ...

Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO's in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn't be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a cripple peanuts to perform? What's your prediction for the upcoming anniversary show, golf tournament and subsequent cope show that is bound to play out next week? There's so much Steel Toe to catch up on before the big celebration. PLUS Richard Leland Neal with some wound care tips, Johnny Krutches is crying very hard, and Mersh gets shit from Kevin Brennan for joing the Supertip platform! ...

Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies' homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he's never heard of and that listener needs your support! A certain Minnesota golf tournament is on the rocks, and the spin has begun! ...

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there's no way we aren't all gettin trained today. ...

Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently on a Minnesota morning show stream that he needs to humble himself before its host, and he isn't complying as easily as desired. Speaking of Minnesota disasters, there's a golf tournament (or a least a golf scam) happening in two weeks and the details keep getting foggier and more unrealistic as the date approaches. ...

Tuesdays are for trouble, and we've got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what's going on in the internet's most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don't move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out exactly what he does. Johnny Krutches is not only Steel Toe's number one sidekick, but is quickly proving that he knows less than some of the dumbest ladies in the Dabbleverse! ...

This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be! Patrick will be back whenever whatever is happening is done happening. ...

Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he's excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte's favorite biker bar, Stoney's Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and observe Aaron Imholte trying to be on his bestest behavior. PLUS we have a new prize structure for the golf tournament and an exclusive from Wapicada Golf Club admitting they don't know anything about a tournament and how this is just another Steel Toe Spin Job! ...

Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don't you worry - there's content coming and it's going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cope and spin before the big day! What is your prediction? What will be the outcome of the box office case of the century? Will there be a donut as big as Patrick's head? Watch to find out! ...

Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney's Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte! ...

Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can't find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his 2nd grade IQ? Is it his persistence in the absence of purpose or ideas? Is it his childlike fascination with 70's television shows? Is it his empty bank account? Is it his constant victim mentality? Is it his pathological lying? Is it his tattered t-shirts? Is it his...you get the idea. Come laugh at what a pathetically lonely and meaningless weekend Chad Zumock has had with some of your closest friends! ...

Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it's due, but one "Sad Chad" Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/threat. When will Chad make the turn towards grace and positivity that we have been promised? Could this rebranding be no more than a new theme song and the same bitter drunk with sawdust swirling around inside his empty brain? Aaron Imholte is one week away from being sentenced for his revenge porn offense, and it seems as though he may have just complicated everything even further. The court seems to be pursuing new charges against Aaron for violating conditions imposed on him by the judge, and this could end up coming back to bite him big time! ...

With all the drama in the dabble world, it's important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan's new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week's giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it's important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along - Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel Toe machine is grinding to a halt, and Aaron Imholte can't stop grasping at imaginary flotation devices to save his drowning life. ...

Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch this sad man make a disgusting dinner! Come hang out with the Onions and get your beak wet! ...

Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn't understand why everyone is so mean, and she can't stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one show in particular seems to have emboldened his disgust for our sad corner of the internet. Richard Leland Neal has some practical advice for caring for your wounds. Aaron Imholte gets fooled by trolls again and immediately has to spin up a new cope about Patrick. We also get an update from Aaron about the awesome golf tournament that he's putting on next month for the die-hard Toe Boys! ...

Crazy Joe is back in full effect, and he's getting made fun of by many different detractors from around the internet. He's had to cancel his call-in show because of the Onions and he wants his enemies to know that they're going to have to deal with the law if they keep It up! We have an amazing sampling of vegetarian meatballs on the menu for you today, so bring a jar of sauce to dunk them in. Metropolitan Detective is back with another episode that may now make any sense, but is sure to provide nonstop action-packed hilarity for the whole family! ...

Chad Zumock tries to save face in the midst of attacks about him becoming a Supertip user! Watch as he tries to balance his relationship with Kevin Brennan and others with his need for money! The lies and spin are real! Watch the balancing act of managing old fans, trying to welcome new ones, keeping Daddy Kevin happy, and rebranding positivity collide in to the same old Chad Zumock we've always known and despised. ...

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, and Moody as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can control what people thing of her. Crazy Joe has predictably latched on to the Onions in his comments and is becoming irate at their participation in his content. Aaron Imholte continues to lie about what has happened in his life and wants you to believe him more than ever! ...

Chad Zumock has decided to use the Supertip system. But he's not sure. He's considering all his options. After doing MLC, and having Kevin Brennan and Ashley Cummings offer to help pay his bills, he's reconsidering reconsidering. He's also been consulting his legal options with Keanu and several chatters who seems to be very sure of what's going on and how it all works. What's a dumb Cleveland has-been to do? It's so confusing! Crazy Joe really appreciates the two fans who are participating in his channel, but he still seems very angry. Michael Ray Bower is back with more anxiety than you can handle. KarmicX talks about TAS in a disgusting manner and then goes on Pat Dixon's stream to giggle about it. ...

It's the 20th anniversary of NLO shows, and Patrick's so glad you're hanging in there with this old dusty program! Ashley Cummings shows her true colors again! She's getting chewed up and spit out by the Dabbleverse, and her insecurities are on full display for all to see. Chad Zumock has been demonetized on YouTube, and he's freaking out about it. Watch the desperation of a man who is possibly about to lose the small drip of income he counted on every month vanish like his comedy career! KarmicX goes on to the Pat Dixon show to laugh, cry and scream the way only a Minnesotan can. Richard Leland Neal contemplates hair and money. Crazy Joe is more nuts than ever and we are here for it! ...

KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn't want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken strips and then get in to some hot steak talk. Kevin Brennan and MLC are on life support. ...

Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu's victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let's go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, and the fake war between Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumock has been put on hold while the MLC podcast retools to find out who should be the future stable of re tools. Richard Leland Neal has other YouTube channels, but they don't always make sense. Let's check out the movie review channel where he reviews McDonald's French fries. Makes sense to me! ...

Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we've got content piling up left and right over here! Let's get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you're going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and they're not real. Let's watch some old Steel Toe stuff to prepare for the return of Minnesota's cutest boy by a window eating soup. Michael Ray Bower is launching another new show and you're gonna wanna hear his thoughts. Patrick has discovered FatTok and it ain't good! ...

Yesterday's this Little Piggy was a lot to deal with, and a lot of people are in their feelings about it. Let's get your thoughts and hot takes on the show, watch the breakdown from Keanu, Kevin Brennan, and Keanu's wife Geno Bisconte. It's Saturday, baby! Let's feel alive! ...