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KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn't want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken strips and then get in to some hot steak talk. Kevin Brennan and MLC are on life support. ...

Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu's victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let's go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, and the fake war between Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumock has been put on hold while the MLC podcast retools to find out who should be the future stable of re tools. Richard Leland Neal has other YouTube channels, but they don't always make sense. Let's check out the movie review channel where he reviews McDonald's French fries. Makes sense to me! ...

Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we've got content piling up left and right over here! Let's get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you're going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and they're not real. Let's watch some old Steel Toe stuff to prepare for the return of Minnesota's cutest boy by a window eating soup. Michael Ray Bower is launching another new show and you're gonna wanna hear his thoughts. Patrick has discovered FatTok and it ain't good! ...

Yesterday's this Little Piggy was a lot to deal with, and a lot of people are in their feelings about it. Let's get your thoughts and hot takes on the show, watch the breakdown from Keanu, Kevin Brennan, and Keanu's wife Geno Bisconte. It's Saturday, baby! Let's feel alive! ...

It's the ONE YEAR anniversary of the arrest of Nick Rekieta and April Imholte, and we want to celebrate with you! Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and possibly a special guest as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

It's Wednesday and Patrick has some making up to do for skipping out on you on Tuesday! Hopefully this action-packed show will help fill the void in your soul. Metropolitan Detective is back with a nail-biting episode of action, adventure, mystery and more! Ashley Cummings wants to help men who can't help themselves. KarmicX has some words for Aaron Imholte regarding his hidden tendencies. As Steel Toe prepares to hand the baton off to Geno Bisconte to run his show for the rest of the week, he is holding on to a hope that something comes out quickly to distract from the barrage of text messages Nick Rekieta I releasing that expose him as one of the worst fathers on the planet. ...

There's so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let's head over to Reddit and see what's happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What's the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-talented sister, Ashley. Let's dive in to the latest desperate thot that thinks she wants to get in and mix it up in the Dabbleverse! Chad Zumock keeps trying to hold his closeted friend Godfrey in good standing, but why? This guy is officially a DUD! We also have an appearance of Mrs. Dow Jones in the wild doing commercials for a phone company while offering ZERO practical advice for your financial situation. ...

Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits he got his copy of The Willies on VHS and the NLO merch Patrick sent back to him. Geno Bisconte is selling garbage on TikTok and doesn't know how to make a good burger. ...

Come say goodbye to Moody as he heads back home to the tiny island nation of New Zealand. Let's watch some stuff and do some things. ...

Patrick and Moody are done with the Hackamania weekend and have tales to tell and video to scrutinize! Aaron Imholte is on one this week, trying to distract from the devastation that was released this past weekend, and his former polycule partner dealing dish after dish of delicious dirt to thousands of waiting spectators. Come talk Toe with your favorite Big Sauce and Little Dip and have some laughs at the former Minnesota radio dope's expense. ...

Patrick and Moody are live from downtown Las Vegas at The Plaza Hotel and Casino. Join the kiwi and the hunchback as they interview Charles Chance about his garage and find out why he hates Karl from Who Are These Podcasts. We go over the incident between Misfit and Mikayla which saw her trespassed from the property. Chad Zumock doesn't want to work with anybody but also wants to work with everyone, and gets pranked by Patrick and Rocco. The crowd is stunned by a surprise victory in our butter-eating contest. Patrick reveals the letter Aaron Imholte wrote to his wife April with several heinous admissions revealed by the Minnesota monster himself. Enjoy! ...

Patrick, Moody, Karl and Tookie align for a mega-show live from Las Vegas! In this show special guests Paul Shea and Nick Rekieta spill stories, photos and EVIDENCE that will have Aaron Imholte spiraling for weeks if not years. The fridge, a graph from Moody, a recap of the week, and salacious and unbelievable overshares of the intimate details from Aaron and April about their lives while entwined in a Minnesota polycule. ...

Moody has landed in Las Vegas, and the weekend is shaping up to be a memorable milestone in the story of Aaron Imholte. Both Nick Rekieta and Paul Shea are bringing the goods! Karmex is recovering from last night's insane breakdown, and we can finally revisit the previously recorded events that Patrick wanted to cover yesterday. Let's all get together and seethe or laugh - your choice! ...

It's Hackamania week, and that means phoning the shows in! Don't expect a lot of shucking and jiving around here because Patrick is busy with stuff, ok? Get with the program, ladies and germs! Charles Chance makes an appearance in the chat and we might be able to convince him to come up on stage at Hackamania! Have you heard of Karmex and his patented brand of circular logic and completely unhinged aggression? Watch as another Minnesota mong tries to act like a guy before our eyes! Aaron imholte tries once more to latch on to the Dabbleverse, as his failing show gasps for breath in a world where nobody cares about yesterday's news. ...

Patrick dishes the latest details about Hackamania in Las Vegas! We check out local Charles Chance and speculate about his life and possible participation in the upcoming event. We wander down the rabbit hole of Daddy Derek and his 420 Awards to see what's taking so long with this masterpiece! ...

Hackamania is next week and the drama keeps building! Patrick has the latest dirt and some updates about the premiere event of the Hackverse! Will there be a fight? Will there be an arrest? Will there be pouting? One can only hope! Opie is at it again, in his feelings and literally turning purple with envy! Watch as he tells us about his latest endeavor to grow his pathetic podcast! Aaron Imholte's numbers are slipping and so is his grip on reality! Plus a brand new episode of Metropolitan Detective - YouTube's most charismatic crime fighter! ...

Hackamania is only two weeks away, and lots of drama is unfolding around the premier event of the Hackverse! Vito Gesualdi from The Biggest Problem in the Universe is melting down over threats from an unhinged fan. Doctor Steve's attendance is called in to question at this late hour! We may be subject to exposiure to madness from fans we have never met. Aaron Imholte claims to have spies on the inside! How will this event possibly live up to the hype? We've got a new rising star who's headed for first place in our lolcow hall of fame. There's so much to catch up on! ...

Patrick is back from New York, and has learned so much from his quick jaunt to the east coast. There's a million clips of Aaron Imholte acting like a complete boob in front of his shiny new sign. How long will Steel Toe suffer at the hands of the idle-brained embarrassment pretending like his new "set" or "sign" is an improvement over the previous setup. Tookie and Dat Potato made an appearance on MLC and Chad Zumock is losing his mind about it. When will the 50-year-old wannabe comedian find solace in his own existence without coasting cluelessly around a career cul-de-sac of crime and confusion? ...

Aaron Imholte Is sitting in the mess he made, trying to convince the rest of the audience that his sign is cool, his camera is in focus, and this is the look he was going for all along. But is it? Is he happy with what he now has to pretend his show has become? Let's find out. Patrick has some PO Box items to rummage through. Chad Zumock is back from his quarterly comedy gig, and he's clearing Nick's seed out of the back of his throat and trying to catch up with the stuff he missed. Ricard Leland Neal is back and this time the cats are gone. Or are they? ...

Aaron Imholte thinks everyone is screwing with him about his new show look. There's no way that anyone could genuinely think that the Steel Toe show looks bad now - it's awesome and you're coping! Let's watch him talk about his setup for the fourth consecutive show, and who knows, maybe we will come up with some ideas to change things around! Opie Radio is back doing his early morning whine session, with hot takes about Katy Perry in space and some tidbits about how he likes to go against the grain and always has. Plus a new episode of Metropolitan Detective to satiate your sleuth cravings, and this time Summer Sinclair makes her first series appearance! ...

Patrick is back in the crosshairs of the FBI, as the evidence against him and his major crimes stack up. There's no denying that Patrick has run his mouth on his show and on Discord, and all of that very real evidence will not serve the fat pretender in court! Aaron Imholte reveals his new studio, and you're not going to believe this, but he can't seem to get it figured out. The new camera is blurrier than ever, and the sign can't be read. Another win for the Toe! Michael Ray Bower shares with the world how much money he has made from his union over the past ten years. We have a new GUY inducted in to our hall of fame of guy's guys, and he's absolutely delightful! ...

Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

In our quest to discover more about the Las Vegas comedy scene and it's most pathetic participants, we would be neglectful if we didn't circle back to Kitty Pineapple and watch one of the most underwhelming attempts at a reboot ever. Let's all gather to remember what led Kitty to the place they/them are now. It's court day for Aaron Imholte and we are all on pins and needles about the deal that he may or may not be making behind the doors of the Stearns County courthouse on this sunny Minnesota day! Chatters want Patrick to participate in some dark arts... ...

Patrick has been challenged to hold his own excrement above his head like John Cusack in the movie Say Anything. He has demanded $10,000. We are 15% of the way there. Who will win before the clock strikes midnight? ...

We have so much we can't even tell you about it! Okay fine, but don't overload yourself with too much fun! Opie is gaslighting himself again about his role in the program formerly known as The Opie & Anthony Show. Watch as a man in a literal high tower wines about podcasters that "attack" him. We've got a fat lady being kick off a plane with her coloring book simply because she wanted some water. Summer Sinclair has an admirer and his name is Marc-Andrew Chicoine, and he has some videos you definitely need to see. You decide if his work is worthy of some kind of film award. Aaron Imholte is puffing up about what seems to be an end to his legal woes, but is it really the end? Watch as he tells his audience that he has possession of files that Patrick made up! ...

Chad Zumock is almost 51 years old and has no money, talent, ideas ,or future. As the very few comedians on the planet begin to stop calling the dudfart to open for them two or three times a year, his calendar and his prospects are drying up. The loyalest of fans are starting to find out that his word is worthless, and the financial support for his sham of a podcast is decreasing by the day. Aaron Imholte spent another weekend cleaning up his life, and walking his kids slowly down the path of being losers just like their pretend part-time dad. Aaron Imholte, also feeling the crunch of the walls closing in on his life and suppressing any chance of a radio comeback, is now making up stories about his prospects to self-soothe in a way we've never seen before! ...

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl Hamburger and Adam Busch they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Aaron Imholte is on fire lately, between embracing false reports from trolls and other bitter beta bros, he cannot stop wallowing in falsities to comfort his own insecure nature. Let's watch some of his latest loser lash-outs together! Michael Ray Bower is anxious and depressed, and he wants to tell you about it again in between boasting about how blessed he is. You'll never believe what this man has made over the life of his career! Plus a palette cleanser that will have you looking over your shoulder in the woods! ...

It was one year ago today that April Imholte aka April Anderson aka The Scrimp appeared on The Steel Toe Morning Show with her noodle-man husband Aaron Imholte. We didn't know how appropriate the show name was at the time, but 'Can April Fly Solo?' has become a meme of a meme and a permanent fixture in Steel Toe lore. Let's take a walk down memory lane! We've got a yellow brick road of dummies to check in on, so let's get to it! Hit the LIKE button! ...

It's the last day of the month, and the clock is ticking for Patrick to MAKE THAT NUT! Join this live fit of desperation as we try to hit the goal! Opie Radio is not doing well, and his insecurity is on full display in light of the recent release of Anthony Cumia's radio contract and salary information. Watch the most insane rationalization of a dummy you've ever seen! Michael Ray Bower has a history of lying and grifting his audience, and it isn't a recent thing. Will this guy do anything in his power to prevent him from earning a living like a normal person? Aaron Imholte is nearing the finish line of his legal battle, and it's got him feeling confident! He's organizing events left and right, or at least fantasizing about it, to commemorate his perceived wins over all the haters! ...

Take a couple days off from doing shows and you will miss gallons of gaslighting from Steel Toe Morning Show and it's sad host Aaron Imholte. Let's see if we can catch up on the latest rounds of ridiculousness imposed upon the few fans who haven't fled! From fantasizing about a golf tournament, to making up stories about your humble Onion host, the ability to shroud himself with a complete lack of humility and honesty has consumed this former radio redact. And if there's time, we can even check in on our baby eagle friends. ...

Opie Radio really enjoys what he's doing, and it's not a new thing! Unearthed from the archives over a year ago, we eavesdrop on Opie and Chad Zumock talking like they're the lynchpins in the entertainment sphere! Chad Zumock is mad at everyone who doesn't FEEL like he FEELS, and threatens to harm a dog for laughs and revenge! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is sick and can't figure out what to do with his life, but a doctor has given him a new excuse! Aaron Imholte prepares nothing for his evening show, but proceeds to beg and beg like you've never seen him beg before! Mystery donors, making up for Monday morning, and so much more! ...

Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn't begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike Calta aka Cowhead is back with his wife for one of the most embarrassing displays of insecurity from a broadcaster we have ever seen. Watch and find out what happens when radio superstars try to do a show with no staff and no commercial breaks to reset audience expectations. ...

We're gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don't want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don't have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let's watch some of the saddest adult men try to figure out what they are and what they can do to stave off filling out applications and making an honest living! Aaron Imholte has made a new nest of delusion and from the looks of it, he's not abandoning the throne of cope anytime soon! ...

Bottom of the mornin' to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you're all wearing green, and if you aren't, he's going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week's show was ZERO minutes long. Let's watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a bar before falling on his face financially. We continue our journey of finding out exactly how mentally-challenged Chad Zumock is, and try to figure out where it all went wrong for the man. St. Patrick's Day has one woman out in these streets causing extreme cringe and we are here for it! ...

An emergency watch along for a really pro broadcaster! Crazy Joe calls in to the show for the second time ever. Patrick takes us down a law enforcement YouTube rabbit hole, and the listeners pitch in with suggestions. ...

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show's history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical law enforcement, and even berates the chat for not getting the show. Don't take it personally, Aaron - we're just old boot goofin'! ...

The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it's newfangled capabilities! Patrick can't get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature's most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls down another show because he cant take one guy making fun of him. We learn about the land of Titeria and find out a little bit about a thing called Karma. Thank you OJ! ...

Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won't believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn't occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill over on to The Toe. Chad Zumock loves shouting out his fans, and showing which fans donate, and talking to fans in the chat, and mentioning fans while defending himself, and...did you hear that? Someone is at the door! Sorry for the abrupt ending! ...

Patrick graces the public with a special Friday show. ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...

Chad and KB are growing closer by the minute! Kevin Brennan is terrified of Patrick and can't get the hunchback out of his early-onset head! Aaron Imholte has launched the store he's been teasing for months, and you won't believe how suck it really is! ...