NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser's lives out for our amusement. Michael Ray Bower has some reflections about his life, and compares himself to comedic genius John Candy. ...

Chad Zumock is glad that people aren't paying attention to him, because he's really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic's new mask? What a stud! Hubba hubba! ...

Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he's declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathetic midwit couple flounder around the internet is peak entertainment for anyone with functioning brain cells. ...

Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can't stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let's HANG about it! ...

KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it's already taking a toll on the sad slow! He's screaming, he's blocking, and he's throwing tantrums the lines of which we've never seen. It won't be long until he's back on a plane to Cincinatti to calm himself with another caramel frappe! Michael Ray Bower continues his sulk by ramping up his content production. Josh and Momma have some advice to how to mix chicken with duck sauce. ...

Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn't happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he's been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of our favorite them/theys is back from a grocery haul and wants to show off her bagels. Hubba hubba! ...

Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won't believe it but he's completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at his girlfriend's house, postponing his return to reality and the inevitable crash that will come the minute he gets back on Minnesota soil. While he's been gone, the childlike rube has fallen for a scam and lost an untold amount of money. Watch him rage and plot his revenge live! Michael Ray Bower is opening up about his finances, and he is trying to get ahead of the curve on his bills. Won't you help him pay his November rent? ...

We've got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he's back and we wanna know what's been going on. We're finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his trip to Cleveland and is already backtracking on his promise to only do member streams all month after a lackluster reception. Kevin Brennan seems to be losing interest in Karmic and is back to recycling old dummies on his show. ...

Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don't even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven't talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns - worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don't seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box to see what disasters have been mailed to Patrick! Plus some new stuff if there's time! ...

Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he's having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad's latest meltdown, brought on by his last-resort style show which focuses on making fun of more talented and successful podcasters and lashing out at chat participants for no reason at all. Convicted revenge pr0nographer Aaron Imholte is still reeling from his major L last week in court, and the spin is at an all-time high! ...

Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people's gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that's happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life and is trying to get the entire NLO YouTube channel nuked. ...

Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it's likely that this isn't going to go well for our little Mooby. Let's hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It's been just a couple of months since KarmicX met and fell for his love, Felicia Gillespie, and the small town Minnesota boy is really going through it. Let's watch the unraveling of a real man over the past couple of days and speculate what might be happening next between the Dabbleverse's most toxic couple after lies get exposed to the audience. ...

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today. ...

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he's back in his simple home in his simple town with his simple life. A grown man yelling and screaming at inanimate objects, a software company, and the sky is not a becoming trait that women seek when pursuing a partner. Keanu C. Thompson takes the torch from Aaron Imholte. patting herself on the back for breaking up the Pretty Antisocial duo by fabricating a world where she is good at things. Aaron makes some moves in the court system and continues to delude himself. But will it pay off in the long run for the serum-sucking beta? ...

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it isn't clear that he is open and receptive to assistance from the Onionverse at this time. ...

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can't come and almost never go anywhere! Let's get to watchin'! ...

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions. ...

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We've got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We've got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you're hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make the Onions seethe! It's a Mulligan stew mukbang over here in Oniontown! ...

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill's of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn't always been this way. Or has he? Let's watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we've come to laugh at, or will this be the beginning of a new redemption arc for the Ohio simpleton? ...

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Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies' Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let's catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we've covered. But I digress. We've got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals that of Metropolitan Detective. Crazy Joe has some thoughts that we must go over. Chad Zumock is gearing up to start streaming again from his new place. But where is it? Does anyone know? Chad is certainly a superior mind and devilish trickster who may be pulling one over on everyone - OGAIN! ...

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He's moving to a mysterious new location, he's pretending to have a woman in his life, and he's DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Minnesota to process his life after weeks in the big city dipping his rod in to some of Pennsylvania's finest poon. One of the best sources for Steel Toe news has been axed and a new community has popped up to take its place. But is there more to the story? Michael Ray Bower is headed for surgery this month. Will he be able to start over after his health issues are rectified? ...

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there's no way we aren't all gettin trained today. ...

It's Tiff's birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn't oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it's causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from our favorite Minnesota muse! ...

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron's HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds. But at least he got a cool new hat and a pile of new ridicule from his midwestern meandering! ...

Who says there can't be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You're buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he's going to be ok - at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see who is winning over Patrick's heart and soul! ...

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don't worry! Nobody did! Let's break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki's latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won't you step up and help this man hit his goal? ...

Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we've ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save. ...

This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym - the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt to intimidate his online critics. Aaron has begun to trash his old mentor, Coach Scott, and spread lies about Scott's intentions and character in light of the embarrassing nature of his skill and teaching history at the gym are made aware to his audience. ...

Join Patrick, Moody, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss the drama this week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Join Patrick on an adventure through time and space to catch up on all the week's adventures! Don't bring your mood, ok? Patrick already has enough to put up with and he doesn't need your issues. ...

Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it's doing more damage than the Minnesota mobbed-man can stand! Michael Ray Bower aka Donkeylips is back to selling off his most prized possessions to his die-hard fans. We launch a new segment dedicated to James Baumert and your vote counts! ...

The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pretend radio man cannot seem to pull off anything with consistency. After a 10th anniversary show last year which saw the audience chanting slurs and spinning narratives, his attempts at a comeback this year are more lackluster than ever. Thanks to SchizoSeanTV for providing us with a recording of one man's attempt to gaslight the world in to thinking everything is gonna be alright. ...

Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO's in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn't be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a cripple peanuts to perform? What's your prediction for the upcoming anniversary show, golf tournament and subsequent cope show that is bound to play out next week? There's so much Steel Toe to catch up on before the big celebration. PLUS Richard Leland Neal with some wound care tips, Johnny Krutches is crying very hard, and Mersh gets shit from Kevin Brennan for joing the Supertip platform! ...

Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies' homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he's never heard of and that listener needs your support! A certain Minnesota golf tournament is on the rocks, and the spin has begun! ...

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's since been erased from her channel. Pin on your name tags, because there's no way we aren't all gettin trained today. ...

Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently on a Minnesota morning show stream that he needs to humble himself before its host, and he isn't complying as easily as desired. Speaking of Minnesota disasters, there's a golf tournament (or a least a golf scam) happening in two weeks and the details keep getting foggier and more unrealistic as the date approaches. ...

Tuesdays are for trouble, and we've got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what's going on in the internet's most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don't move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out exactly what he does. Johnny Krutches is not only Steel Toe's number one sidekick, but is quickly proving that he knows less than some of the dumbest ladies in the Dabbleverse! ...

This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be! Patrick will be back whenever whatever is happening is done happening. ...

Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he's excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte's favorite biker bar, Stoney's Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and observe Aaron Imholte trying to be on his bestest behavior. PLUS we have a new prize structure for the golf tournament and an exclusive from Wapicada Golf Club admitting they don't know anything about a tournament and how this is just another Steel Toe Spin Job! ...

Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don't you worry - there's content coming and it's going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cope and spin before the big day! What is your prediction? What will be the outcome of the box office case of the century? Will there be a donut as big as Patrick's head? Watch to find out! ...

Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney's Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building like a coward, and what comes next for Aaron Imholte! ...

Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can't find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his 2nd grade IQ? Is it his persistence in the absence of purpose or ideas? Is it his childlike fascination with 70's television shows? Is it his empty bank account? Is it his constant victim mentality? Is it his pathological lying? Is it his tattered t-shirts? Is it his...you get the idea. Come laugh at what a pathetically lonely and meaningless weekend Chad Zumock has had with some of your closest friends! ...

Join Patrick, Tookie, Moody and special guest Mersh from Revenge of the Cis as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it's due, but one "Sad Chad" Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/threat. When will Chad make the turn towards grace and positivity that we have been promised? Could this rebranding be no more than a new theme song and the same bitter drunk with sawdust swirling around inside his empty brain? Aaron Imholte is one week away from being sentenced for his revenge porn offense, and it seems as though he may have just complicated everything even further. The court seems to be pursuing new charges against Aaron for violating conditions imposed on him by the judge, and this could end up coming back to bite him big time! ...

With all the drama in the dabble world, it's important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan's new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week's giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it's important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along - Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel Toe machine is grinding to a halt, and Aaron Imholte can't stop grasping at imaginary flotation devices to save his drowning life. ...