Not Tonight with Linda and Brenda

In this week's intro, it's in your best interest to go get your wet wipes as we pay tribute to the coolest dog there ever was - Dude. RIP legend. Then, we get right back into the final days of Marilyn Monroe. Annie, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay? Well, spoiler alert, she's not okay. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week's intro, we ask you all to think… is he actually hot, or just your boss? Also, why do white people love Sweet Caroline so much? Then, for “Pop, Lock, & Drop It”, we talk about the relationship we never knew we needed - Zoe Kravitz & Channing Tatum. (TW: Linda doesn't think Jason Mamoa is hot.) We also go on a weird déjà-vu Mr. Rogers tangent… go back and listen to episode “10: I'm a Little Effing Mistake” for context. Our fault. Finally, for “Annie, Are You Okay?”, Brenda tells us about the days that led up to Marilyn Monroe getting murked (allegedly). Shoutout Brazil - y'all in da building. *Shoutout to @witti.indi on TikTok for her astrological breakdown of Zoe & Channing's relationship and @dude.its.hxiley on TikTok for her Marilyn series.* Episode 10: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-tonight-with-linda-and-brenda/id1504262555?i=1000472649318 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week's intro we do some sister catching up on Linda's encounter with some hot security guards and our love for @hellotefi. Then, our Mom joins us for the “Pop, Lock, & Drop It” segment to give some hot takes on Britney's Instagram, Lil Nas X, Ashton & Mila's fear of showers, the Real Housewives (NY & Potomac), Quentin Tarantino, True Crime podcasts, Dead & Co. concerts, and Gypsy Sister (adjacent) encounters. Finally, Brenda gives a sneak peek into next week's “Annie, Are You Ok?” segment about Hollywood murd- I mean- accidental deaths. *our fault* Special shoutout to Ireland - y'all in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We're baaack (again) *our fault*. This week we catch up with each-other about paranormal ceiling walkers and Dip Set. Then, we do a pop culture deep dive (inspired by @hellotefi ‘s TikToks) into early 2000's girl feuds. Paris V Nicole, Paris V Lindsay, Lindsay V Samantha Ronson. Go get your wet wipes, cus it's messyyyyy. Shout out to Brisbane, Australia. Y'all are in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week's pop culture segment we talk Amanda Knox cartwheels, Britney Spears updates, Angelina Jolie w/ The Weeknd, RHONY, Lil Uzi Vert, Trick Daddy, Biz Markie, and Yo Gabba Gabba nostalgia. Then it's on and poppin' with the conclusion of The Galapagos Affair and guess what — there's a narcissistic Catfish Baronness, exhibitionism, more donkeys, god complexes, multiple murder mysteries, and weird Nietszche dentures, RIP. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

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In this week's Pop Lock & Drop It segment we talk Britney updates, Alicia Silverstone, hot rockstar dads, Sha'Carri Richardson, and Erika Jayne. Then, get your true crime fix when we go deep divin' on the infamous Jodi Arias and her stupid baby bayang antics. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

In this week's pop culture segment we talk all about Britney Spears' long awaited conservatorship hearing and the #FreeBritney movement. Then, get your spooky fix for the week as Brenda tells the (alleged) reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady and her past life as King Seti I's secret lover. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Beans wtf… welcome to our SEASON 2 PREMIERE! We discuss Bennifer 2.0, Jason Bateman, Prince Harry's Royal Family shenanigans, and hot guys with weird noses — then we take a deep dive into the Law & Order SVU Season 22 ✨finale✨ and The Elliot Stabler Show. Spoiler Alert: We both want to bang Stabler. Obviously. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Gettin' silly with The Wild Unknown Tarot, Barney, Practical Magic, The Wizard of Oz, Drunk Tank Pink, Vantablack, fake casket girls and inquiring about New Orleans vampires. Shout outs to Instanbul, Turkey and Pompano Beach, FL — y'all in da building. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

It's the Year of The Ox and we're back up in this motherforker. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Brooklyn is def in da building with our instantly iconic guests, Fiddy and Rico — talking about our spirit family on Bigo, our mother @WitchBitchisWitch, conspiracy theories, deep astrology shit, and our elevation... imagine. No, imagnum. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Brenda needs a happy light and Linda visits her Spirit Guides. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk about shadow work shit, woo woo shit, and then it's Britney bitch. It's the Britney Spears Deep Dive Birthday Bash. Secure your wigs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We take a weird dive into the Hollow Earth and that's spot on, Moon. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We're living in virtual reality this week — talking Elisa Lam, The Elevator Game Theory, portals, New Moon Woo Woo, the intuitive life, and Linda gets a professional Tarot reading! Wear your mask and don't play Ouija. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We discuss the election, unsolved murks, narcissistic sociopaths, Bumble BFF's, reading astrological signs for filth, Tarot love, dreams about exes, twin flames vs. soulmates, Brenda drags Reggie and it gets messy, manifestion portals, and Pa'lante. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Fan Favorite Mama Brenda is back for our episode of firsts — first kisses, first “times”, first boyfriends, first Murderino memories, and the first time Mom let one of her children go missing. Episode References: Robert Durst, Ted Bundy (not hot), the Green River Killer, JonBenet Ramsey, Diane Downs, Natalie Wood, Natalie Holloway, Matt Dillon, the cast of The Outsiders, Shia Labeouf, Joaquin Phoenix, Mr. Robot, Pete Davidson, Patrick Swayze, crackheads, and a Jesus-looking hippie dude. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Astrological houses, corona boyfriends, manifestations, Oprah, serious cult activity (heavy on the NXIVM and Manson Family), and getting stuck in K-holes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda and Brenda are reunited and it feels so good — talking Corona boyfriends, Spiritfarer, Real Housewives of Potomac, Big Little Lies, short ass actors, and of course... cults and Full House (duh). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Another party episode from the vault. Linda is BENT for the first time on the podcast. Our good friend Jimmy joins us to talk about M.I.A., Linda's homework, wigs, a fun drink tutorial, bad girl Gia from Full House, Linda's noble career choice, and some mental health stuff. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

An episode from the vault featuring our good old friend Reggie. Get ready to shotgun a beer or four. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda gives her latest messy report, then we talk spooky dreams, Juice Newton, the latest ghost happenings, and a dash of true crime!  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda's Ivy update, Irish corrections from our dear friend Jack, and Brenda tells her Church Lady story. Then, Mama Brenda appears and gives her own recollection of the Church Lady story which is entirely different. Who's telling the truth? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk about major cult activity, our love for New Zealand and Ireland, 12th century shit, and our first fan's birth chart. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

#Manassas, grandma stories, emo stories, and mutha uckas. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

The finale to our 36 Questions Series -- talking weighted blankets, embarrassing stories, ADHD life, and being half Britney. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda's new girlfriend, Brenda's psychic reading, the one time Brenda stayed sexy but almost got murdered, serial killer birthdays, and our forked-up south nodes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda sounds like Britney and hates Ani Difranco, Family Aerosmith stories, existential crises, math homework freakouts, Animal Crossing updates, and a request to send us your dang birth charts (and quesadillas). --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Get ready to put a fork in it. “The world is bullshit.” - Fiona Apple --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Answering “The 36 Questions That Lead To Love”, based on the 2015 study by psychologist Arthur Aron. Well, we answer the first 11 questions in this episode. Sooo anyway you're basically about to fall in love with us okay bye. Link to The NY Times article: https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/11/style/36-questions-that-lead-to-love.amp.html Link to the Arthur Aron Study: https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0146167297234003 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

The Brendas talk about their dogs, sad zoo elephants, sweet & salties, weddings, and white auras. Then Linda tells the story of a weird shoeless Joe she used to know. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Allen Glover, sketchy pizza joints, sardine oil cologne, Joe Exotic's Presidential Campaign, meth, love triangles, and something very bad happens. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Special guest Shinyribs is here! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk about several crocodilians and Jeff effing Lowe. It's what you came for. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Brenda is pissed. We sing a duet from Mr. Rogers. A little bit of our secret selves. Look, we don't know what's going on. Have fun. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk about that girl from Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Daniel the puppet (and Elton John's brother?), then Brenda shares a bleary-eyed story about a weird bug. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We talk more wigs, then get down to brass tacks — what's up with Carole? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Good night... sweet dreams... of wigs and tarot cards and alter egos. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Cults, tiger attacks, resilient weirdos, sicko weirdos, one cool dog, and a major murderino cliffhanger. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Linda and Brenda discuss the first episode of Tiger King. You're welcome. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Talkin' ghosts, music, vibe cards, a Leonardo da Vinci geekout, and Brenda whispers like Drunk Karen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

More Misery, Animal Crossing, Jenelle from Teen Mom, and a deep dive into the weird and wild story of an old neighbor named Timmy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Misery. And More Misery... ever had hard butter on soft bread? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

We have our first guest! Our mom is on the podcast talking about knives in the back door, ghost stories, a dog she had for two days, a murder we can't actually talk about, and regular mom things. Sweet dreams! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Story Time! Discussing Brenda's favorite effed up childhood book, The Cherry Migration - Story by Bruce Balan and Illustration by Dan Lane (who is equally important.) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message

Two sisters on day whatever of quarantine start a podcast to fall asleep to. Or clean to. Or whatever to. Our names are Janet and Rita (for now) and we talk like dish. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nottonight/message