Planet Arcana

The crew sets some plans in motion. Celestine goes on a date while Crater and Rriot threaten a child… What? Don't look at us like that. We've been saying 50% evil since the beginning… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Having vowed to enter the networks to kill a Namesferatu, the crew is first treated to a reunion, rocked by a revelation, and subjected to the sorriest excuse for a Caesar this side of the Void Sea. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having vowed to enter the networks to kill a Namesferatu, the crew is first treated to a reunion, rocked by a revelation, and subjected to the sorriest excuse for a Caesar this side of the Void Sea. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. 

After being offered a complimentary beverage, the crew find themselves checked in for an unexpected stay at Vlad's manor. The staff are a bit rough with the luggage, but at least the accommodations turn out to be swanky… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After being offered a complimentary beverage, the crew find themselves checked in for an unexpected stay at Vlad's manor. The staff are a bit rough with the luggage, but at least the accommodations turn out to be swanky… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Deeper into the Dream Network, the landscape turns colourful, cloudy, and emotional. Faced with their own memories, the crew gets a glimpse into a difficult past and potential futures. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deeper into the Dream Network, the landscape turns colourful, cloudy, and emotional. Faced with their own memories, the crew gets a glimpse into a difficult past and potential futures. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The crew continues through the final tier of the Dream Network toward their adversary. Along the way they discover some of Vlad's most closely-guarded secrets, which they will surely use to gain an advantage in battle and not to simply mock and bully him…Surely… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew continues through the final tier of the Dream Network toward their adversary. Along the way they discover some of Vlad's most closely-guarded secrets, which they will surely use to gain an advantage in battle and not to simply mock and bully him…Surely… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The battle within the manifested A-Vlad-emy rages on. What will it take to bring Vlad down? What will happen to his thralls if he dies? Exactly how many goats is too many to keep in your bedroom…? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The battle within the manifested A-Vlad-emy rages on. What will it take to bring Vlad down? What will happen to his thralls if he dies? Exactly how many goats is too many to keep in your bedroom…? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 35 and 36. Our most litigious Recharge yet. Legally binding, legally blonde.  For more exclusive bonus content, head over to patreon.com/planetarcana.

Join B. Rod Castington in another installment of rousing recapitulation. We look back at all that has transpired from episodes 23 to 36, and realize it's been the friends we've made along the way. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror, brief themes of abuse.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. 

The crew is split up and brought in for questioning by the Diplos. Crater keeps his cool, Celestine learns a little something about himself, and Rriot shakes things up a bit. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew is split up and brought in for questioning by the Diplos. Crater keeps his cool, Celestine learns a little something about himself, and Rriot shakes things up a bit. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The situation heats up to a sear as the crew continues to be grilled by a certain carnivorous Diplo captain, who refuses to let them rest for at least 10 minutes before serving up a thick cut of bland intimidation. Luckily, Crater brought enough salt to go around… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The situation heats up to a sear as the crew continues to be grilled by a certain carnivorous Diplo captain, who refuses to let them rest for at least 10 minutes before serving up a thick cut of bland intimidation. Luckily, Crater brought enough salt to go around… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

After another night of visitations from the Arcana, Celestine is left with a cryptic vision involving Finale Thirteen. Crater shares some inspiring news, Rriot prepares to meet with Lux, and the crew make plans to settle some debts, starting in the Fey Zone… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After another night of visitations from the Arcana, Celestine is left with a cryptic vision involving Finale Thirteen. Crater shares some inspiring news, Rriot prepares to meet with Lux, and the crew make plans to settle some debts, starting in the Fey Zone… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Crater and Rriot hop a ride into Celestine's memories as he receives a powerful piece of information. The crew return to Chrissy hoping to make a deal. Rriot plans to get Lux steamed up enough to blow his boiler. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crater and Rriot hop a ride into Celestine's memories as he receives a powerful piece of information. The crew return to Chrissy hoping to make a deal. Rriot plans to get Lux steamed up enough to blow his boiler. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Rriot “accepts” a task from Lux, Thirteen talks Tutors, Crater gets a check-up, and the crew finally start tuning up for CGA. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rriot “accepts” a task from Lux, Thirteen talks Tutors, Crater gets a check-up, and the crew finally start tuning up for CGA. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The crew spruces up their cabooses in preparation for The VIP CGA Gala Presents VIP Minglescapade Extraordinaire for VIPs at Kaleidoscope. When Celestine gets an unexpected PIP message, Crater suggests he consider taking a plus one. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. 33:13 - 33:59 : brief, comical mention of needles. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew spruces up their cabooses in preparation for The VIP CGA Gala Presents VIP Minglescapade Extraordinaire for VIPs at Kaleidoscope. When Celestine gets an unexpected PIP message, Crater suggests he consider taking a plus one. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. 33:13 - 33:59 : brief, comical mention of needles.   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The latest Recharge in the main feed this week! J is hard at work getting their game ready to crowdfund in February. We're back on schedule in two weeks! If you want to support J's game, check it out here: www.crowdfundr.com/wearenotalone 

RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 41 and 42.   There is nothing to fear but fear itself. In this installment, we take a look at the times we conquered that pesky emotion. 

With the Minglescapade commenced, Crater gets his mingle on with Patricia and BonBon, while Celestine tries to get a straight answer or two from Uncle Edict. Rriot receives a very tempting proposition. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the Minglescapade commenced, Crater gets his mingle on with Patricia and BonBon, while Celestine tries to get a straight answer or two from Uncle Edict. Rriot receives a very tempting proposition.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Attention Students! Class is in session for this very special bonus episode, wherein J & B take on the roles of rival siblings attending a mysterious school for the arcane, as they play through Tangled Blessings, a new TTRPG created by Cassi Mothwin. --- Support the Tangled Blessings crowdfundr by going to the link below! www.crowdfundr.com/tangledblessings   As well, keep up to date with Cassi's past, present, and future projects! Follow @CountessCassi on Twitter.   Content warning: Swearing, violence, explicit depictions of death

The crew reunites with Hagatha the Hag to talk Grandatoriums, and who should or should not be allowed in them. The Damn Good Unwilds do some press for CGA, and Celestine makes a handshake deal. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew reunites with Hagatha the Hag to talk Grandatoriums, and who should or should not be allowed in them. The Damn Good Unwilds do some press for CGA, and Celestine makes a handshake deal.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

When Rriot receives a mysterious invitation from an even more mysterious local artist, the crew decides to take in a show at Paragarden's Resonance Theatre. Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/@blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Rriot receives a mysterious invitation from an even more mysterious local artist, the crew decides to take in a show at Paragarden's Resonance Theatre.   Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/ @blackgirlmage on Twitter.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Epoch and Rriot attempt to bargain with The Devil. Crater and Celestine prepare for the roles of a lifetime. The show must - and will - go on. Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/@blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Epoch and Rriot attempt to bargain with The Devil. Crater and Celestine prepare for the roles of a lifetime. The show must - and will - go on.   Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/ @blackgirlmage on Twitter.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The wait is over, Colliders! At long last the first day of CGA performances is upon us! Crowd up close to the stage and watch as brand new act The Damn Good Unwilds makes their debut. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: The Bare Minimum - "Garbage in my Brain" (42:46) www.thebareminimum.ca And guest cameo appearance - Mick Hutchinson Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The wait is over, Colliders! At long last the first day of CGA performances is upon us! Crowd up close to the stage and watch as brand new act The Damn Good Unwilds makes their debut.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: The Bare Minimum - "Garbage in my Brain" (42:46) www.thebareminimum.ca And guest cameo appearance - Mick Hutchinson Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

The stars of this year's CGA continue to shine as Team Sprocket and The Damn Good Unwilds battle it out for the favour of the judges and the crowd, and stake their claim as the most Aptitudinous of Colliders. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: Altered By Mom - "Dive In" (11:38) Altered By Mom Villainest - "Monolith" (54:47) villainest.bandcamp.com Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The stars of this year's CGA continue to shine as Team Sprocket and The Damn Good Unwilds battle it out for the favour of the judges and the crowd, and stake their claim as the most Aptitudinous of Colliders.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: Altered By Mom - "Dive In" (11:38) Altered By Mom Villainest - "Monolith" (54:47) villainest.bandcamp.com   Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Enlisting JD Tective's help to track down a missing Thirteen, the crew evades a crack team of security professionals to make a subtle entrance into one of Lux's strongholds. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enlisting JD Tective's help to track down a missing Thirteen, the crew evades a crack team of security professionals to make a subtle entrance into one of Lux's strongholds.    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

It's the day of CGA's closing ceremonies! Will Team Sprocket's sheer talent earn them the highest of accolades? Will they ride the nepotism wave to a sweeping victory? Will there be a sick afterparty?? Oh yeah, also Lux is in his Big Sleep, the crew prepares to enter the Networks, and Teaspoon's mysterious plan is about ready to pop off – but BIG day for Team Sprocket! Special guest this episode include: Madame Psychosis - "Kapow" (22:45) Listen HereContent warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (51:56). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the day of CGA's closing ceremonies! Will Team Sprocket's sheer talent earn them the highest of accolades? Will they ride the nepotism wave to a sweeping victory? Will there be a sick afterparty?? Oh yeah, also Lux is in his Big Sleep, the crew prepares to enter the Networks, and Teaspoon's mysterious plan is about ready to pop off – but BIG day for Team Sprocket! Special guest this episode include: Madame Psychosis - "Kapow" (22:45) Listen Here   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (51:56). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Episode 52 will be the Arc II Finale. Just to clarify - the story isn't ending here, it's just a climactic conclusion for the Paragarden/Namesferatu Arc! Just like we did with the Arc I finale, we'll be having a watch party so we can go through all the emotions, together. And trust me, we're gonna wanna be together for this one. --- The Arc II Finale will air the evening of Tuesday, June 20th. We're still finalizing a few details, but for now we can disclose: Airing on YouTube, chatting in our (brand new!) Discord Server (Invite Link Here) 1:30:00 approx. runtime for the episode Stream start time around 8pm EST (will set a definite time soon!) Episodes 53 and 54 will air as normally scheduled after the finale, and then we'll likely take a quick break before starting Arc III --- Please enjoy Episodes 51 this week, we think it sets up for a great final showdown. Then, see you on June 20th, to watch it all go down.

The crew enters the Network manifestation of Lux's office building, and must reach the top to face the Namesferatu himself. But along the way, their path upward is filled with memories, revelations, and the juice of a horny elevator. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (28:51). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew enters the Network manifestation of Lux's office building, and must reach the top to face the Namesferatu himself. But along the way, their path upward is filled with memories, revelations, and the juice of a horny elevator.    Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (28:51). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Grab your axe, load up your gun-arm, and spark up some of Ma's good weed. It's time to fight a Namesferatu. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your axe, load up your gun-arm, and spark up some of Ma's good weed. It's time to fight a Namesferatu.   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

Celestine, Crater, and Rriot remain atop a flooding Paragarden. But for now, our story takes us… elsewhere… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celestine, Crater, and Rriot remain atop a flooding Paragarden. But for now, our story takes us… elsewhere…   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

4000 years in the past, Quintessa Sombra tags along with a bookie, a Spectre, and an old sea captain, as they explore the Pitch Black… and attempt to rob an Arcana of its Relic… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

4000 years in the past, Quintessa Sombra tags along with a bookie, a Spectre, and an old sea captain, as they explore the Pitch Black… and attempt to rob an Arcana of its Relic…   Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.    Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original.

We are pleased to be joined once again by our dear friend, B. Rod Castington, for another remarkable recapitulation. Tune in for a deep dive reminder of all that has transpired from episodes 37 to 54. You're in for a whale of time.  Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror, brief themes of abuse. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content.

As calamity befalls Paragarden, Crater and Celestine must escape the city to somewhere they can rest, recuperate… and attempt a resurrection.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a spider walk into a farm… stop me if you've heard this one.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crater catches up with one old friend and breaks some news to another. Simon receives an intriguing offer. Celestine has himself a bit of a think.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Celestine is drawn back into an old rivalry, and enlists Crater and Simon to help him settle the score. The crew makes their way to the fissure to keep their appointment with Steeljaw McGraw.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, insects (mosquitos).Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew is treated to a less-than-warm welcome, an unexpected reunion, and some long overdue good news. Crater and Simon discover Steeljaw's stash is high in saturated RAT. Steeljaw gets Celestine to open up.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Simon still adjusting to his human body and Celestine left on the workbench with his innards exposed, the crew must help defend Steeljaw McGraw's hideout from unknown and unnerving assailants. For Crater, things get even steamier than usual.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Crater, Celestine, and Simon head into a new kind of danger as they travel north to Peridot Peaks, in pursuit of the mysterious beings with no True Names, and Steeljaw's PIP generator.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Separated from their magic, the crew continue their search for The Underhush. Like, SUPER cautiously and without ANY unnecessary risk.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 61 and 62. Check out this sneak peak of some of the exclusive bonus content you'll get by supporting our Patreon. For early access to episodes and more exclusive bonus content like this, follow this link! Patreon.com/planetarcana Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lost in the tunnels of The Underhush, the crew must put enmity aside and accept a small measure of help if they are to evade the Denamed and escape before Simon becomes one himself…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In search of the Composite Couple, the crew journeys into the Networks, where new truths are revealed and old suspicions confirmed. Crater receives a moonlight visitation. Simon struggles with his sense of self. Celestine still doesn't like Reap.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew return to Lonestead and enlist Ma's help enacting their effluvia-soaked ransom plan. Crater takes the youngens out to the talkin' post to provide some sage emotional advice. Celestine gets his game face on for the race, while Ma and Pa race to the movie theatre to get… you know what? That ain't your business. You leave them be.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/ Check out B's Zine Quest project, funding February 13th 2024! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bmarsollier/100-modern-ghostsSupport us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Fools v. Dumbasses in the most anticipated Raptor RallyCross event in the history of Lonestead. Buckle up, cowboys - the race is ON in 3… 2… 1… Content warning: swearing, violence, insects, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Get TORQ here: https://willjobst.itch.io/torqCheck out Good Luck Press here: https://goodluckpress.co/Check out B's Zine Quest project, funding until March 1st 2024! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bmarsollier/100-modern-ghostsSupport us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew skedaddles out of Lonestead to put as much distance as possible between themselves and Calammonite. Celestine recalls old facts, while Crater gets a personal history lesson. Simon excels in art class.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fools make their way to another creation point in hopes of plumbing Celestine's memories for Calammonite's full name. Edict's people apply pressure to a Tutor resisting the use of RAT. Simon calls Mom for help. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew debates the ethics of consensual goat milking before continuing to search for Calammonite's name in Celestine's memories. Crater ensures everyone maintains a low profile, while Simon unlocks a personal side quest. Celestine leaves his mark.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Fools head back to where it all began: Troponeo Vega. Crater and Celestine encounter some familiar faces. Simon gets in touch with his roots. Warning! Episode contains Dad jokes, Dad themes, general Dadliness.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Planet Arcana supports a ceasefire in Gaza and a free Palestine. Consider donating to Doctors Without Borders: https://www.doctorswithoutborders.ca/Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright everyone, hop out of the jacuzzi, wring the Worcestershire out of your shorts, and huddle around the whiteboard. We've got a heist to plan.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a former fey walk into a casino… Wait… have I told you this one before?Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The crew witnesses a high-stakes family reunion while endeavoring to answer the age-old question: How many Boys would a big box blast if a big box could blast Boys?Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our heroes are on the run once again, as they attempt to avoid Diplo pursuit and rendezvous with Harley. En route, the crew receives a call with some unsettling news.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, car horn SFX.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Set your dials and gather 'round, kids! It is time once again for another rousing recapitulation from B. Rod Castington. This installment will cover the events that have transpired from episodes 55 to 65. If that talking post had ears...Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

R-r-r-r-r-round two of raucous recapitulations. This instalment will cover the events that have transpired from episodes 66 to 74. The end is approaching quickly, my friends….Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, insects.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Will you walk into my dining room?” said The Orchestrator to the Fools. “My table is set and it would so please me to have you for dinner.”.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The last course has been served and it's time for us all to withdraw to the laboratory. Everyone grab your gimlets and head downstairs for some light after-dinner conversation.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the arrival of another Great Beast, we once again take a trip to the past…Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, animals in distress.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a time before the Big Oops, Sparky, Scrutiny, and Colt .45 get caught up in Monophonic Voltrilect's plans to sabotage The Amplifier.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, animals in distress.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the destruction caused by the hummingbird, the remaining Fools depart Troponeo Vega to return their fallen friend to his home.Special thanks to Brian Flaherty https://www.manysidedmedia.com/ & Harlan Guthrie https://linktr.ee/harlanguthrie for additional vox.Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use.Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Keep up with the discussion by joining our Discord.Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP] used, under CC by 4.0 [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.