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Sit back and chill the f*ck out as Crystan and Zac delve into the complex hilarities of millennial culture, explore hobbies that don't suck, and discuss how to willingly get out of bed in the morning -all while not getting murdered. Join us as we try to figure out our lives and not waste everyone's…

Zaharoula Katsikis & Crystan Weaver


    • Jul 6, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 49m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    Oh Look, The Bare Minimum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 51:52


    On this weeks episode, we're celebrating a birthday!! Zaharoula turned 31! Follow Z and Crystan as they recap their weekend festivities, life lessons learned through the years, embarrassing first kiss stories, and the time Zaharoula got too high to watch Pixar.

    You're The Frodo To My Samwise

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 46:51


    On this weeks podcast, Crystan and Zaharoula discuss Pride Month, mental health days, Lord of the Rings porn names, and plans for Zaharoula 31st birthday this weekend.  One ring to rule them all, but unfortunately for their families, it's never a wedding ring.

    If You Can't See A Therapist, See A Psychic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2021 41:53


    GUESS WHOS BACK? Knock knock kids, it's Crystan and Zaharoula! The coven return with plan to piss off Christian mother's everywhere. On this weeks episode they see a renowned psychic and re-examine their entire lives. Is Zaharoula destined to be a chef? Will Crystan win a million dollars?? Find out this week on #STWYT

    Call Me By Your Kink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 47:21


    Welcome to the gauntlet known as 2021, where the bar is set very low. Take a seat with Crystan and Zaharoula as they summersault straight into the new year with a fresh episode of Sorry To Waste Your Time. Join the ladies as they roast the hell out of Timothée Chalame, dish on spicy pop culture tea, mental health, the never ending pandemic and how 2021 will *really really really* be their year this time.New year, same podcast.

    Nothing Makes Me Swipe Left Faster Than Seeing The Word "Nutritionist"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 61:03


    When Crystan is away, Zaharoula and guest host Sarah will talk shit about your dating profiles...and play. This week we take a deep dive into dating app mistakes that forces you to swipe left faster than a toupee in a wind storm. Come on in and join us as we help you navigate your way through Hurricane season- because no one has time for Tropical Storm Chad.HostsZarahoula Katsikis & Crystan WeaverSocials@sorrytowasteyourtime@wdk_network Find Us Here! Spotify: https://sptfy.com/5dn0YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7pYzj8KGzpqL9she003PaQWant to be part of the show? Contact us! DM - @sorrytowastyourtimeEmail - wdknetwork@gmail.com

    Our God Does The Robot

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 70:14


    This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zaharoula and Crystan discuss various pop culture hot topics. Between Cardi B’s divorce, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and the French Film Cuties, the girls dig deeper and find themselves discussing heavy situations. ***trigger warning *****This weeks episode contains discussions about sexual assault and rape and may be hard to hear. Please listen with caution.

    7 + 5 = Hotdogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 66:59


    Crystan and Zaharoula are joined this week by a very special guest, Brian Davis, and are making a very special announcement! After the exciting news, they also discuss who would survive longest on a desert island, pitch a dating show for Z, and circle back to the dreaded hotdog argument.

    Live from Crystan’s Bed

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 49:50


    Hey friends! Crystan and Zak are back this week to give unsolicited suggestions in a new segment called “Sorry for the Sh*tty Advice”. They also debate the proper way to sit, how to sleep on an airplane, and Crystan teaches everyone about the Avril Lavigne Conspiracy of 2003.

    The One Before The One

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2020 45:46


    Crystan & Zaharoula are BACK, and as always, late. On this episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, we talk about being the ill fated “one, before the one”, post-quarantine dating etiquette, and how to resurrect the Year of the Thot. Come on in & join us as we chat about how to navigate the shit year known as 2020- its sure to be messy.

    In An Isolationship

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 33:24


    This week on Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan and Zaharoula catch everyone up to speed on their new quarantine life and the troubles in paradise it has caused. From discovering new, annoying traits about the people to you love, to FaceTime dates with strangers, life is all but normal. And on a lighter note, they end the conversation with the topic of religion. Stay safe, and hopefully Coronavirus will soon stop wasting everyone’s time.

    Bad Dates With Tim Yates

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 39:22


    We back y’all! Season 3 of Sorry to Waste Your Time is here. Crystan and Zaharoula finally make their return after their hiatus to bring you a recap of what’s been going on. More terrible tinder experiences, childhood triumphs that are now adult fears, and a little preview of what to expect this upcoming season! We promise to not waste your time.

    A Giver, A Perfectionist & A Peacemaker Walk Into A Bar...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 40:09


    On today’s episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Crystan, Zac, and their very special guest, best friend, and life partner, Hannah, join them to talk everything love and relationships. From enneagrams to love languages, all the way to getting ghosted....again. The doctors are in, and it’s thrice the fun.

    Crabs, And Other Horrible Christmas Gifts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2019 42:36


    On this weeks very special episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, our guest is Casey Weaver, otherwise known as Crystan’s older, saner, wiser sister. Join us as we discuss vaginas, terrible Christmas presents, the curious case of men and their lack of feelings, and saying the first “ I love you”s.

    The Guide To Surviving The Holidaze Without Murdering LITERALLY Everyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 43:01


    On this weeks episode of Sorry to Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan talk about the impending joy (or doom) of the holidays and how to survive them without killing everyone while also fighting that inevitable seasonal depression. Strap in everyone, It’s a fun one.

    Ghosting in October? How Festive.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 39:22


    Happy Hallo-KWEEN our ghosts & ghouls. Welcome to Sorry to Waste Your Time, we’re back after a long hiatus because October was very busy. On this episode, we talk the hard truth about getting ghosted in the dating scene- what that looks/feels like and our own personal experiences with it, and discuss the importance of equal energy exchange.

    "Hi Friend" & Other Texts From My Ex

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 61:19


    Welcome to a very special breakup edition of Sorry to Waste Your Time! Crystan and Zac are joined by their hilarious and (very) honest friend Sarah to discuss everything breakups. From strange texts from our exes, post-breakup therapies, to how going back to an ex NEVER works, we dive deep into our past lives and let bygones be BYE, gone.

    On A Scale Of Skynyrd To Garth Brooks, How Greek Are You?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 63:54


    This week on Sorry to a Waste Your Time, Zac and Crystan discuss the #NotMyAriel controversy, the pay gap surrounding US Women’s Soccer, a new favorite podcast, and play the ultimate questions for couples game...again.

    Romantic Toddlers Don't Exist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 56:36


    Crystan and Zac kick off season two of Sorry to Waste Your Time by discussing what we’ve been up to since we ended season one, the importance of pride (not just in the month of June), the Flint Town docu-series, and played the ultimate game of questions for couples. Welcome back mother f****rs.

    I’ve Never Had Anyone At Hello

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 47:24


    Zac and Crystan spend this week discussing texts from our ex’s, gay- we mean, game of thrones, playing the strangest game of “Would You Rather”, and mostly just talking some good ole' shit.

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