SPLAT!

SERIES WRAP-UP HAS LANDED. B&B reminisce on favorite and least favorite moments, outfits, plots, and character arcs and answer your questions. Bridget unforgivably confuses Aidan and Berger. Brooke composes and casts an SATC musical. Love for Miranda and hard truths abound. Thanks for taking this ride with us, everyone — ten years younger and twenty years later. Let’s meet for drinks at Bed later. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here. We. Are. Episode 620: An American Girl in Paris (part 2) has arrived in style. This series finale of an iconic show about NYC takes place in France and was recorded in Los Angeles. Charlotte and Harry learn they’re adopting, Miranda looks after her mother in law with a little help from Magda, Samantha and Smith bloom together, and Carrie? Carrie returns: to her city, to her guy, to her writing, and to her very best friends. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Get your passports out, because we’re going abroad for THE SERIES FINALE episode 619: An American Girl in Paris (Part One). Carrie embarks on an uncertain adventure and learns not all necklaces are created equal, Miranda misses her best friend, Samantha surprises herself in inspiring ways, and Charlotte colludes with Big. The end is nigh. Kleenex recommended. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here we are, folks: our baptism. It’s episode 618: Splat! and Bridget finally understands what our podcast is named for. That’s not all: Petrovsky proposes Paris, Miranda mourns moving on, Carrie can’t choose, and Charlotte...apparently has a veterinary degree? Sorry the alliteration bank ran dry for that one. Please note: we strongly recommend keeping your floor to ceiling windows closed at all times, lest a stray Manolo Blahnik bring your downfall (pun absolutely intended). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brr it's cold in here! There must be some emotional tension in the atmosphere for episode 617: The Cold War. Carrie can't get the Russian to open up, Charlotte becomes the Mama Rose of dog shows, Miranda is begrudging going to Brooklyn, and Samantha...well Samantha has so many wigs. Plus! Fred the cat tries to make his pod debut. Don't forget to rate review & subscribe! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Welcome to episode 615: Out of The Frying Pan — we’re getting straight into the fire with this one. Charlotte literally runs into Princess Drandyridge Brandywine, Samantha makes a bald move with Smith’s help, Miranda realizes she’s married (and that Brooklyn might not be so bad?), and Carrie learns she likes a little coffee in her espresso. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gather round, kids, it’s time for episode 615: Catch-38. Carrie ponders the S word (should, of course), Samantha befriends a nun in her quest for a second opinion, Miranda needs a honeymoon from her honeymoon, and Charlotte is...also there. Join us if you’ve ever wanted someone to awkwardly wash your hair in the bathtub and also have no idea how the timeline on this show works. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Make sure you do a few stretches before diving into this episode; there’s a whole lot of action, and we wouldn’t want you to get a cramp. Episode 614: The Ick Factor is sparing no one. You get a cancer diagnoses. You get food poisoning. You get uncomfortable public displays of romance. And you? You get a marriage! Maybe that one isn’t so bad after all. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

All aboard! The 6:13 to Lovahville is chugging outta the station. It’s episode 613: Let There Be Light, and it’s illuminating — specially made Burberry blindfolds aside. Carrie’s night with the Aleksander, Miranda’s incredibly uncomfortable encounter with her ex, Samantha’s terrible choices, and Mario Cantone going off in Central Park. Join us for some incredibly authentic pancakes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We come bearing on sale valentine’s candy leftovers and episode 612: One. One debonair Russian artist, one pregnancy, one one-year-old Brady, one clown, one colorful bush, one Elizabeth Taylor documentary, and one, two, three confessions of love. Buckle up, babes, ‘cause plot is coming hard and fast these days. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What’s that you hear? Impeccable long distance sound quality? We’re moving up in the world — just like Carrie when she negotiated a $4.50/word rate with Vogue. It’s episode 611: The Domino Effect, and it’s...iconic. This one goes out to anyone who’s ever been afraid of falling in a) an NYC sidewalk cellar and b) love. Plus: winning the breakup, acupuncture, and a whole lot of heart. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Straight from Skype, we’re bringing you Sex and the City (your choice of city: NYC or LA) long distance. It’s episode 610: Boy, Interrupted. Samantha: a stolen identity and the Soho House pool. Miranda: bad kisses and good doctors. Carrie: high school boyfriends and mental health. Charlotte: is there. (Sorry for our dust, we’re under construction. Sound quality will be back next week. We love you.) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brooke has made her Escape From New York, but we’re still here just in time for a long weekend with episode 609: A Woman’s Right to Shoes. Joined by (two time!) guest Agnes Pletnia, we’re bringing you stolen Manolos, hot doctors, women shaming each other, marriage to yourself, and teabagging in all its forms. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

She floats through the air with the greatest of ease - the daring young columnist on the flying trapeze. It’s episode 608: The Catch, and we are caught. Charlotte has a bad wedding that will lead to a good marriage. Samantha destroys a dress, a bracelet, and her own heart. Miranda hides under the bed. And Carrie? She flies. All this, plus more Harry Potter talk than you ever asked for on a Sex and the City podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Climb into Bed with us to nurse that hangover for episode 607: The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. We're starting 2019 by sliding back into 2003 and wishing clubs fulls of beds was a real thing. Carrie tries to make a fresh start and ends up in the back of a squad car, Miranda fits into her (boot cut) skinny jeans, Charlotte leans into wedding #2, and Samantha dresses her not-boyfriend in labels while avoiding wearing a label herself. New year, same insane outfits. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Gather round, children, ‘cause Episode 606: Hop, Skip, and a Week is here. It’s got jury duty and tropical fruits. It’s got bubbies and mom guilt and an Absolut hunk. It’s got a proposal. Most importantly: it’s got a post-it. We’re sorry, we can’t, don’t hate us. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B&B are back with episode 605- Lights, Camera, Relationship on a new release day! TGIF - Thank God it's F**kday! Samantha as she delves into the ~arts. Miranda goes up against her love for Steve, Carrie digs deeper into Berger's psyche...and it's...disappointing you guys!!! Charlotte is there too. And she's still Jewish. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 604: Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little is coming in cold. We’ve got all your faves: an impromptu “I love you," tax audit role play, lean brisket (I SAID LEAN!), inspiration for the seminal 2009 film He’s Just Not That Into You, and tiny fabulous hats. Like all good burgers, this Berger won’t be good forever, and we’re sad about it. Get it while it’s fresh. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Just in time for the holidays, it’s Episode 603: The Perfect Present. We’ve wrapped you up some treats: a frog sound machine, a 12 pack of Trojans, Jennifer Coolidge, religious conversion, unexpected phone sex, and literal Christmas in July. Plus, the fresh horror of a 34 year old sleeping in her bra. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy turkey is the worst part of the meal day! Episode 602: Great Sexpectations is here for when your belly is full and your family limit has been reached. Guest and luminous human Alex Getlin joins to discuss exquisite banter vs mediocre sex, raw vegan food vs literally any other food, Steve-o vs TiVo, and Charlotte vs a bunch of wily rabbis. And hey: we are so grateful for you! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s Six and the City time! Season six, that is. Episode 601: To Market, To Market is here, bringing with it writing gems like “give up pussy for Purim” and a character named Chip Kil-Kinney. Miranda’s in love, Carrie’s in love, Charlotte’s in love, Samantha’s in...sider trading?? Get your gefilte fish from the jar right here, folks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s season five’s swan song, episode 508: I Love A Charade. A Very Nathan Lane Marriage provides for mediocre puns and prime cut drama. Does anyone know how Stanford affords a house in the Hamptons? Samantha loses her melons over a pussy posse, Miranda enters the dreaded gray area with Steve after a hot afternoon, Charlotte gets more hairy Harry than she bargained for, and Carrie? She’ll have a single Berger to go, thanks, plus all the butterfly metaphors you can stomach. Take a shot every time we say zsa-zsa-zsu and send us your hospital bill. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s episode 507: The Big Journey, and you’re gonna wanna take a bath after this three day, cross country train trip. Don’t worry, Carrie won’t let you soak for too long. She’s got pressing business to take care of. Pimples, puppies, popping champagne in your first class sleeping car, and ugly sex? You got it, Mr. Winkle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Babies. Bald men. Bad reviews. It’s episode 506: Critical Condition. Need personal massager recs and don’t trust Amazon reviews? Call Samantha Jones: resident expert and kind friend. Starting to obsess over something you have no control over and heading for a full blown spiral? Carrie’s your girl, but you’ll have to wait your turn until she’s done. Hoping to elegantly turn questionable personality traits into an unexpected lifelong relationship? Let Charlotte introduce you to one VIL (Very Important Lawyer). And Miranda? Miranda! Need we say more? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SATC’s hottest club is Episode 505 - Plus One is the Loneliest Number. This club has everything: lavish parties. Princess Carolyn as a human woman and book publisher. That thing where you don’t tell someone crucial information to get what you want from them. Nosy ex mother in laws. Free hotdogs. Bonding with your cockblocking infant. Chemical peels. Dresses that hit right in the middle of your boobs. And most importantly: Berger, hold the fries, add a strawberry milkshake. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B&B are back and boy are there a lot of blowjobs in this episode! Carrie and Samantha play a game of passive aggressive cat and mouse, Miranda joins weight watchers and gets close to a part of herself she never thought she would, and Charlotte gets personal with Amazon.com. Plus! More NYC horror stories from ya girls. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Live from Atlantic City, it’s the two Mouseketeers! Episode 503: Luck Be an Old Lady is placing its bets, so blow on your dice and join us for Steve’s babysitting skills, a 35th birthday encore, a round of old maid, a pearl necklace AND a pearl thong, Miranda’s budding gambling problem, a cheating fixation, and Carrie’s best Jennifer Grey cosplay. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are here with episode 502: Unoriginal Sin (and some unoriginal writing?). Joined by Hanukkah goblin and roommate of the pod Ari Shapiro for football content, plus: vacuums and the trash that goes in them, baby showers and the godparents/grandparents who go to them, and last but certainly not least, Catholicism and the Jewish drinking game that goes with it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sliding into September with a brand new season (5!) and episode (1!). B&B are bringing you sailor booties, baby brunches, dirty martinis, and extra special guest/brother of the pod Alex Weisman (Chicago Fire, The Pages, Brooke's life) for episode 501: Anchors Away. Delivering errant belly buttons and so many boobs. Plus: Brooke and Alex help Bridget plot a second career. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Season finale time baby! B & B are back and this episode really gets em good. Carrie questions fate in light of some BIG news, Charlotte is working and dating again, Miranda brings literal life into the world, and Samantha goes a little overboard with her trust issues....or does she? We get to meet Raquel Welch and Brooke and Bridget deal with a devastating realization. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Florals for spring? Groundbreaking. Just like episode 417: A Vogue Idea. B & B are bringing you daddy issues, hot off the presses for $4.50 a word. Mary Janes, baby showers and threesomes abound. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s been a minute, but B & B are very sweaty and finally back with episode 416: Ring a Ding Ding. Money talk, engagement rings, and farts abound. Plus, we finally get some satisfying answers about Carrie’s financial situation. Is it sacrilege to suggest she sell a shoe or two? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's August! Can you believe? Episode 415: Change of a Dress is here and fitting for Mercury in Retrograde. Tap dance lessons, a gender reveal, and a boatload of vulnerability and tough choices about love. Plus, the worst outfit Carrie's ever worn? Hit the sweaty streets of NYC with us from the comfort of your A/C See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Looking for a mess? We've got one right here with episode 414: All That Glitters. We ask the age old question of Carrie and Aidan: do they even like each other? A gay club, a gay coworker, and a lime green suit; a tab of Ecstacy and a photo shoot. Welcome to Splat! poetry. Plus, Roommate of the Pod makes a special first appearance. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are bringing you a true midsummers’ night dream with episode 413: The Good Fight. Sadly, there’s no Christine Baranski here. Instead, you’ll get Samantha with a crush, Carrie‘s new roommate and new problems, insatiable Miranda, and a one of a kind baby surprise for Charlotte. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 412: Just Say Yes is coming in humid. Samantha gets personal and then right back to her usual tricks, Charlotte struggles with fertility and discovers the MacDougals are MacRacists, Aidan wants to put a (wrong) ring on Carrie, and Miranda tells Steve a secret that confirms his one ball works just fine. Never fear: still more Portland content than you ever asked for. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are sweating ferociously for episode 411: Coulda Woulda Shoulda. This week they are joined by The Freaky Witch herself, Cassandra Cushman! Samantha goes head to head with Lucy Liu, Charlotte continues to battle Trey's Scottish sperm, Carrie gets trapped in a web of lies with Aiden, and Miranda get a little surprise that forces her to make a big decision. Plus! Did this become a podcast about Portland? TBD. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are back and having a ball with episode 410: Belles of the Balls. Steve loses a nut but gains a Miranda (hello, beauty and the teste), Samantha proves you can be both strong and emotional, Charlotte and Trey struggle to conceive, and Carrie has no problem conceiving a horribly awkward scenario with Aidan and Big. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B&B are back episode 409 - Sex and the Country and oppressive humidity. Carrie resists Aidan's cozy cabin and learns more than she wants about Big's new girlfriend; Charlotte wrestles with fertility and her mother in law (we'd watch a Bunny horror spinoff); Samantha milks a cow; Miranda tries to be a good friend to Steve. Plus, Shrek Yoga: bring out your inner yogre. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are joined by guest Cecilia Corrigan for episode 408: My Motherboard, My Self. Carrie deals with two very plobbable problems: computer and boyfriend. Miranda experiences a huge loss; Charlotte shines, and Samantha does whatever the opposite of shining is. It’s a big week of birthdays (inluding Brooke’s and Sex and the City’s!) so get ready to pop champagne and celebrate with us. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 407: Time and Punishment is coming in for landing, and it’s gonna be a bumpy one. Aidan and Carrie play passive aggressive games, Charlotte quits her job and picks a fight with sore-necked Miranda, and Samantha’s one night stand gets a little...in the weeds. Everyone but Miranda is annoying, but you knew that already. And can someone please sign Samantha up for a sex ed class? We’re worried about her. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hereeee’s episode 406: Baby, Talk Is Cheap. Carrie wants a second chance at a furniture maker, Miranda gets a marathon man and a sexual adventure, Charlotte and Trey unfortunately want to reproduce, and Samantha discovers her titty witties. Plus: more anecdotes than you ever asked for!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ready to get spooky? It’s episode 405: Ghost Town. Across the park, we wondered: is it scarier to be haunted by an actual ghost or the ghost of an ex? Steve and Aidan have a new venture, their old beaus Miranda and Carrie have big feelings, Samantha is tired of talking, and Charlotte spars with a feisty Bunny. Plus: Questions from my Brother returns. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are joined by guest Emily Gaynor for episode 404: What’s Sex Got To Do With It. Carrie sees a jazz musician and gets played, Miranda dates a cake, Charlotte confronts Trey (and his John Thomas), and Samantha gets a sex education. Bonus visits from Mega Lesbo, Cotton Eye Joe, and Brark Warmar. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's episode 403: Defining Moments, and boy are they defined! B&B discuss: Carrie tries to navigate a friendship with Big and gets jazzy, Miranda has bathroom boundaries, Charlotte and Trey rekindle their flame in a massive way, and Samantha explores new avenues. Featuring The Music Man: Craig Bierko (and Brooke's deep love for him). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B&B return from their mercury retrograde hangovers to bring you episode 402: The Real Me. Carrie lives her model dreams, Samantha sends herself nudes, Charlotte gets an anatomy lesson, and Miranda rides the confidence roller coaster. Plus: Broadway openings, broken rompers, and Shrek coming to Netflix in May. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Season four is HERE and it's fiercer, funnier, and faster. B & B bring you episode 401: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy, presenting: Friar Fuck, Pre-Tinder dating services, sad birthdays, and soulmates. Grab your helmets -- this show is taking off, and we're buckled in for the ride. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are swooping into your ears with the season three finale (!!): Cock-A-Doodle-Doo. Keep an eye out for rogue ex-boyfriends; they're popping up faster than the MTA. Miranda is shamed by her food ordering habits and reconnects with cutie Steve, Charlotte finally gets what she wants from Trey, Samantha has a very unploppable noise complaint, and Carrie runs afowl (pun intended) of her neighbors, Aidan, and the Central Park reservoir. See you soon for season four! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are joined by Lily LaGravenese (Birthright) for episode 317: What Goes Around Comes Around. We're talking karma, we're talking hot gardeners, we're forming a new band (look out for the Three Wet Pussies forthcoming EP). Miranda dates a hot cop, Carrie is mugged and needs to stop calling Natasha, Charlotte kisses someone she shouldn't, and Samantha Jones comes face to face with Sam Jones v.2. Plus: more discussion of board games than you've ever wanted to hear See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

B & B are bringing you episode 316: Frenemies for your fill of tacky jewelry, dead dates, and sheer floor-length lingerie. Miranda's braces mysteriously disappear, Carrie proves once an asshole always an asshole, and Charlotte is determined to get hers. Plus, pack your bags for a road trip - we'll bring snacks and dirty mad libs. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Put on your favorite head band and Juicy jacket, cause we're heading back to middle school with episode 315: Hot Child in the City. Carrie has play dates with a comic book writer and Charlotte tries to turn Trey into a personal sex robot. Across town, Samantha plans the bat mitzvah of the century for tiny Kat Dennings and Miranda...gets braces. Plus, B&B are joined by baker extraordinaire, Liz Olanoff and the saga of Brooke's catfish comes to an end. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.