Sports, Two Guys Arguing, and Other Things.
Adam Gravitz, Jack Kwait-Blank
What a glorious Tuesday to munch on some soft, soft chicken tacos. Mmm mmm good! Despite making it to the Eastern Conference Finals, the Knicks parted ways with their coach, Tom Thibodeau. Was it the right call? Adam likes the prospect of his Florida State Seminoles baseball team traveling the entire country to play in the Super Regionals. Trump continues to do and say the worst things.
It's the end of May and none of our teams are doing anything of consequence. Cool cool. At least Adam hung out with his nephews at the zoo. That's pretty good.
Another year and another lottery ping pong ball short--the Wiz fall from a potential top draft pick all the way to 6. Can they still maneuver into a franchise-saving injection of talent?
We have an exciting stack of NBA and NHL playoff games, but the big story for the show is the Netflix documentary "Untold: Shooting Guards." The duo examine the behind the scenes look at the dramatic events between Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton. Maybe you can see Adam's old office in the show.
Lots of weird stuff going on in the world and sports right now. The NFL draft was ruined for both Shedeur Sanders and sports fans as the coverage couldn't go a minute without talking about him. Bill Belichick and his "girlfriend" made case study on the Streisand Effect with a recent CBS interview.
The NFL draft is this week and Adam is excited for the event--despite the lack of top-end prospects. The Orioles stink. Adam had a delightful evening at the Caps playoff game--but did he make a critical error?
The NBA season is over for our hometown Wizards and we dish out the report card. The Dolphins are upsetting Adam... you don't want to miss his reaction to the recent trade rumors. Nico "I'm A Leavin' Here" Iamaleava is pushing college football market boundaries--will it pay off? Trump's reported height and weight are a bit, um, inaccurate.
All good things must come to an end and the same goes for season 3 of White Lotus. Oh, and there was some basketball championship that happened where a certain Gator school won. How was Houston unable to get off a shot at the end? Trump is tanking the economy with tariffs, but at least Adam has found a couple new shows on TV.
The dynamic sports duo is back with some breaking Terps news: Testudo's ballers have a new, uninspiring head coach selection to replace Kevin Willard. Buzz Williams is a high floor pick--but how high is the ceiling? The Final Four is here and it's all 1's. Yay.
Well, that was a sports thing. Mahomes and the Chiefs were outclassed by the Eagles. The big winner of the night? Hangry Joe's wings. Mm-mm-good. Also, triggering maga folks (who had claimed to boycott the NFL previously, probably) were also made at Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. The Wizards are looking more cromulent.
The big game is finally here and we provide valuable insights into whether the prospect of another Chiefs win is better or worse than Philly winning. The NBA trade deadline has passed, but did the Wizards get a passing grade? Adam finally gets his wish with FSU basketball.
It was a fun ride while it lasted, right? The Commanders' dream season finally came to an end against the Eagles in the NFC Championship--but the future is bright in Washington. The Wizards continue to be the worst team... ever. It's only been a week with Trump as president and we've already seen enough crazy to last a full term.
Whoo boy, what a week! The Commanders appear to be a runaway freight train that nobody can stop. Can they continue their dominance against a tough Philly defense in the NFC Championship? This might be the best chance for the Bills to get over the hump. Ohio State won the College Football Playoff as the best team money can buy--if you ignore the LA Dodgers. The Wizards are the worst team in the NBA--and perhaps all of sports. Ever. Jack gives guidance on how to #resist the new administration. Don't get too spun out over ever stupid post, comment, interview. Keep focused and don't comply in advance.
There's so much going on in this first episode of 2025. Washington Commanders fans continue the fairy tale season into the second round, but will the clock strike 12 against the Lions? Ohio State and Notre Dame match up in the College Football Championship. The Wizards are historically terrible, but Adam is still unhappy for some reason. Trump's unqualified pick for Secretary of Defense surprised no one by looking completely unprepared during his confirmation hearing--but does anything matter?
The long national nightmare of waiting for the college football playoffs is almost over. Adam and Jack break down the first round match-ups. Jack continues his hot streak of picking NFL games as we make picks for week 16. Adam doesn't think the Orioles are doing anything in the free agent market.
Well here we are at the end of the college football regular season and the playoff bracket is set--without Alabama. Despite getting gifted a spot last season, Crimson Tide fans are having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that they don't get to make the championship every year. Maybe win some more games? College football early signing day and draft portal opening have brought some excitement. The Juan Soto signing set the market in baseball for at least this next year. Jack's on a massive NFL pick heater, picking up a 16-0 week during our brief broadcasting pause. Listen up for perfect week 15 NFL picks.
After taking a week off, Adam and Jack are back with near-perfect NFL picks for week 11. Florida State makes big changes to the coaching staff. Adam has some struggles with his shower and Jack is perplexed by SeatGeek's fees. Jack has big plans for the Maryland/Rutgers tailgate. The Wizards stink but that's OK. The video servers crashed this week--so we're doing audio only.
Jack does a breakdown of the 2024 Presidential election on key issues of the economy, Israel/Gaza, immigration, and reproductive rights. If you're on the fence of voting at all, making a protest vote, or are just getting into the election season, this episode is for you. Also, you get week 9 NFL picks at the end. Please check your voter registration status and local polling information: https://www.vote.org/
Election Day is less than 2 weeks away and Trump decided to make a lame photo op at a closed McDonald's. Harris continues to push to the goal line. The NBA season is starting and Adam and Jack don't have high expectations for the Wizards. Jack continues his NFL picks heater by getting 12/14 picks last week. Can he continue this hot streak? Make your plan to vote: https://www.vote.org/
Trump ran out of brain power to continue his town hall so he swayed awkwardly on stage for about 30 minutes. Good job! The Wizards are going to be awful, but that's good. There's a flurry of NFL trades, headlined by Davante Adams heading to the Jets. Adam and Jack make perfect NFL week 7 picks. The duo play "Can Trump Do That" to see if Trump could accomplish normal human activities.
Adam and Jack review basic adult functions and ask the question: CAN TRUMP DO IT? FSU football finally wins a game. Jack eats a lot at the Maryland game. The duo make perfect NFL week 4 picks.
Well, sports are gonna sport, amiright? It's hard for Adam to pinpoint which one of his teams is making him the most upset--but between Tua and the Dolphins, Florida State, and his fantasy team--it's one giant steaming pile of awful. The duo make perfect week NFL 3 picks.
Vice President Harris obliterated former President Trump with a master class in debate. We break down some of the key moments. Adam and Jack make perfect week 2 NFL picks.
Week 1 in college football is here and Week 0 was one to forget for the Florida State Seminoles. Can they turn it around on Monday night against Boston College? Jack picks the entire Maryland Terrapin schedule. The duo pick their favorites from each major conference. Adam is saving up for some new Trump jpegs.
Good vibes all around as College Football week 0 is upon us and Adam's Seminoles have a tough match-up across the pond against Georgia Tech. Jack and Adam discuss their top 5 fantasy football players at each position. The duo have high hopes with Kamala Harris.
Jack powers through the show, despite some technical difficulties, and guesses what Adam and Kate ate at Full On Craft Eats & Drinks. The Olympics are still going on. Adam "discovers" The Bear.
The Orioles headed into the MLB trade deadline with needs at pitcher and came out with... well... some players. Did they do enough to become clear favorites in the AL? VP Harris continues her hot start to the presidential campaign while Trump's team gets weirder and weirder. Adam has some complaints about the Wizards, again.
Jack is full of hope with the surge of support for Vice President Harris but Adam is coming off of a blue screen of despair from the massive Crowdstrike outage. Adam is way too excited for his fantasy football team this early in training camp.
Adam got sweaty going to two Nats games in two days. The duo recap the draft and other moves that the Wizards have made in the past few weeks. Jack has a beef with Adobe. Adam identified many uniform violations.
All signs point to Sarr to the Wizards with the #2 pick in the NBA draft. Could the Wiz flip some assets into additional first rounders? What did Adam eat this weekend? Jack explains why Sir Criston Cole is the best character on House of the Dragon.
The Celtics claim the NBA championship as we expected. Adam is disappointed that Jack didn't watch enough TV. Adam picked fruit at a farm. Trump had more fake rallies.
In this episode, the guys are back to try to figure out what parts of Porzingis' knee are torn. What do they even do? Dan Hurley rejects the Lakers. Trump is guilty of many felonies... with hopefully more to come.
The Wizards secured the #2 pick in the NBA draft and, despite what the so called "experts" are saying, this is could be a pretty good draft for our DC roundball squad. Trump continues to struggle to stay awake in court. Carson begs to get unblocked. Jack does his JP Finlay impression throughout the show.
The biggest thing in sports (other than the NBA playoffs) was the roast of Tom Brady on Netflix. Was Jack offended by the Aaron Hernandez jokes? Stormy has her day in court as a witness against Trump. Adam is expecting medium lottery luck for the Wizards.
Adam has declared the Miami Dolphins draft a "typical Dolphins draft"... so whatever that means. Jack recognizes that Washington's cupboard was bare, but Adam notes that the team will be more fun to watch. The duo have no love lost for Bradley Beal and perhaps greatly enjoyed his failures in Phoenix. Trump continues to struggle in court but now faces his worst punishment yet--spending time with his family.
Adam's other favorite time of the sports year is here... the NFL Draft! The time when every team, no matter how sad and terrible, has a glimpse of hope and promise for a future that's better. Ah, to dream. Adam is irritated that Jack would like the Capitals to be good. Trump has a bad time in court.
Adam and Jack give the report card for the Washington Wizards' season. Which players should return and who should the team look at in the draft? Deion Sanders has feelings about where some of his players should play in the NFL.
Adam is making new friends all over the place--from his doorstep to his phone. Jack missed the Iowa-LSU game for an unfortunate reason. The NCAA Final Four is here and our picks are in.
Adam and Jack are in the basement in their collective March Madness pools--but it's cool because Jack's picks were all made by his interpreter without his knowledge. Jontay Porter appears to be in some trouble. The Wizards are on a 3 game winning streak and appear unstoppable now that Poole has moved over to the starting point guard spot. The duo pick the sweet sixteen games.
It's the most wonderful time of the year and we help you get your mind right as you prepare your March Madness NCAA tournament brackets. Where are the upsets? Where do we look for sneaky wins? Adam recaps his time at the ACC tournament.
The calendar has flipped and we are in the best month... Smarch! I mean, March! Adam secured his tickets to the ACC Tournament in DC but won't tell you where he's sitting. The Wizards continue to lose but it seems that Adam is OK with Jack's 2.5 year improvement plan.
The Wizards are so bad it makes you want to grab a fresh cold creamy ice cream cone... oh no! Jack has an "inside the box" idea to protect players from fans rushing the court. Adam has high hopes for seeing the ACC basketball tournament in DC.
Strap up your shiny gold Trump knockoff Louboutin kicks and jump higher for Adam's new NBA All Star dunk contest. Adam has issue with Anthony Rendon's comments about his priorities. The Nats aren't getting sold. Find out what the guys are watching on TV.
Adam crushed all his Super Bowl bets... as in, crushed all the tickets and tossed them in the garbage. Don't kid yourself about the Super Bowl, it wasn't as great as people may be saying it was. What critical errors did Shanahan make in the game? The Wizards are playing better after the trade deadline, but this is no time for moral victories.
It would just be easier to support teams who win titles all the time. The Super Bowl is here and Adam is coming over to Jack's house with wings. The O's got the Ace Adam was asking for... but are more moves coming up? Speaking of moves, the NBA trade deadline is nearly here and the Wiz have some characters on the trade block.
What terrible coaches have you endured with your favorite franchises? Adam and Jack give their Mount Rushmore of terrible coaches. We preview the NFL Conference Championships.
We talk about what's next for Alabama Football as they start with their new head coach to replace Nick Saban. We do a full run down of the NFL Playoffs wildcard weekend and preview the Divisional round. The Washington Wizards send off Johnny Davis to the G-League. Will he ever return?
After much excitement, the College Football Playoff Championship came and went and Michigan blew out an over-matched Washington team. Adam has a lot of "what ifs." The Wizards make a limited value roster move. The NFL playoffs are here and Adam and Jack make picks. Trump had a rough day.
New Year, new you, right? Bowl Season has come and gone, but the wounds are still fresh for the FSU-loving Adam. Alabama showed why they didn't deserve the spot...but find out who Adam thinks deserved it more. Adam and Jack make their College Football championship picks as well as week 18 NFL picks. Wes Unseld Jr makes some interesting comments about his Wizards lineups.
Well we made it to the promised land of "I'll get to that after the holidays." Adam and Jack are not happy about the Wizards and Caps potentially moving to Alexandria. Adam postulates that Ted Leonsis is the worst owner in sports. The duo make fantastic NFL picks. Happy Holidays and we'll see you in 2024!
In a shocking move, the College Football "Playoff" Committee leaves off an undefeated Florida State team. This is an episode you can't afford to miss. Adam dissects comments by Kirk Herbstreit, Greg McElroy, and others.