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Michael and Dave only watch the beginning and ends of movies and TV seasons. The rest is chaos.

Michael Valeri Jr and David Borowy


    • Sep 27, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 46m AVG DURATION
    • 151 EPISODES


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    The 4th Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 29:45


    Michael and Dave close out the fourth season of the podcast with the 4th annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. This one hits hard because...well...you'll just have to listen in. Relive some of your favorite memories from the 4th season of the show, and then just don't forget that all four years worth of content is still there for your consumption. You are incredible and we love you. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and good tidings to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Brother Bear w/Kaye

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 63:11


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the forgotten Disney film Brother Bear. OG fan and fellow-ish podcaster Kaye joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Nothing ever dies, bear penises are bigger than human penises, and Tina Turner + Phill Collins are old now. For this and more facts, you should probably stop reading and start listening. Thank you for that, by the way. Unearthed Gems Podcast Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Abbott Elementary (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 40:30


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave likes The Breakfast Club references and hates Ava. At least they agree on one thing--Gregory can get it. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Dazed and Confused w/John Montague (That Rules Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 60:51


    Alright, alright, alright! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Dazed and Confused. Comedian and fellow podcaster John Montague of That Rules podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Their listeners keep getting younger and we just stay the same age. That's how that quote goes right? They wouldn't know; it was in the middle. The guys all get confused about the plot. Michael has some ideas in his head, Dave pays too close attention to the football coach's pants, and John lands joke after joke. The guys are doing what they do best--l-i-v-i-n. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! It's paused for the summer, but if we get enough patrons on board we'll start that sucker back up. Follow John Montague on Instagram, or check out his podcast That Rules Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Ted Lasso (Season 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 62:49


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third (and probably final) season of the futbol fan favorite Ted Lasso. Good show, but not its best season, at least judging by the ends. Michael wants to see the old coach's balls. Dave makes fun of Michael's out of favor language. And most importantly, they both let the poopay flow out and into your ears. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Sharknado w/Steve Coates (Bucket of Chum Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 65:34


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the absolutely ridiculous SyFy pulp Sharknado. Fellow podcaster Steve Coates of the Bucket of Chum podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. While unfortunately there were no bowls of butter on board, Steve was a breath of fresh air to guide the guys through the whirlwind of shitfuckery. Science is debated, bar waitresses are ogled, and literally nobody was harmed by a shark. Hell of a day! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! It's paused for the summer, but if we get enough patrons on board we'll start that sucker back up. Check out Bucket of Chum: A Shark Movie Podcast, or get eaten alive. Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Fleabag (Season 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 63:24


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the profound yet filthy Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is still a sexy plank. No more Beaver man, and Arsehole Guy + Harry only make cameos. Instead this season is allll about the hot priest. And boy is he hot. The guys squabble about bangs and the honesty in Martin's grand speech, but they both agree that if anybody ever says "It'll pass" to them after they save "I love you" they will both spontaneously combust. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Chinatown w/ Chris Harris (Harris Football Podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 54:49


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 1970's neo noir Chinatown. Author and fantasy football podcaster Chris Harris joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Audio quality went awry due to technology issues, but we still managed to tough it out. Family trees were debated, tuna was caught, and no eyes were shot out during the recording. Case closed! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more!  Check out Chris' website and buy a novel or become a football master! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Fleabag (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 67:57


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the happily filthy show Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indeed a sexy plank. Michael struggles with his disdain for ancient British people and how it shades his viewing. David struggles with watching anything that isn't for dumb people. Yet somehow, spoiler alert, the guys both enjoy this very funny show about a flawed but entertaining character. And poor, poor Beaver man. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    American Beauty w/Camila

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 68:18


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed but now blackmarked American Beauty. Camila of the podcast Bibliophiles at Home joined to quiz the guys on the middle. First on the docket: F Kevin Spacey to the moon. He's gone? Cool. While his creepiness in this thing made it harder than normal to get through, there was still some goodness to be found. Michael noticed all the roses. David noticed all the wrong things. And, Camila was just glad to never have to watch this thing again, despite it being in her top 10 movies previously. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Bibliophiles at Home podcast: A book club for introverts Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    BONUS: Patreon Sneak Peek - Ask Me Anything Part 4

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 33:51


    Michael and Dave wanted to share an episode that was previously exclusive to Patreon, recorded over a month ago. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself for a fourth time. And please joint The Center Cult! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    BEEF (Netflix)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 69:06


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the critically acclaimed (rightfully so) Netflix show BEEF. Michael hates George. Dave hates George's mom. They both like to stress eat like Danny. But that's not the only thing they agree on--they both love this show, despite it reminding them how depressing the world is. And the reason is youuuuuuu. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Head over to loveshoptoys.com/centercut and use the code CENTERCUT for 20% off almost everything SEXY Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Butt Boy w/Bryan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 66:04


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the independent assfest Butt Boy. Michael's brother and podcast music man Bryan joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. We said butthole/asshole/colon so many times--maybe even more than all our other episodes combined. This is not a drill. Bryan sees the merit, Dave hates pooping now, and Michael goes down in flames--all the butts weren't what they were cracked up to be. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Outer Banks (Season 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2023 63:22


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. Outer Banks made appearances in our first and second seasons, so we're glad to have it back! But not that glad since this season is outrageous. The CGI is bad in spots, Big John and Ward continue to be awful dads, most importantly the teens continue to make awful choices. At least we know JJ will always be there to make a crazy, rash decision for all of us. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Encanto w/Shoot the Flick

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 64:41


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the catchy-tune havin' Encanto. Frankie and Scott of Shoot the Flick join the guys to quiz them on the middle. There's a first time for everything as Michael can't quite perform under pressure. Dave crushes it...but we don't talk about Dave. And Frankie + Scott just can't believe how the guys manage to turn everything into something filthy--even Disney! Thanks for listening! Listen to Shoot the Flick: Apple / Spotify Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Ginny and Georgia (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 70:43


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ginny and Georgia. Dave thinks all the characters are jerks, Michael spends more time than he would like discussing the teen sex scene, and they both would go down for gambling in New Orleans with Georgia. Emphasis on the 'go down.' Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    High Fidelity w/Vinyl Reckoning

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 59:24


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of lyric-generating High Fidelity. Matt and Stacy of Vinyl Reckoning join the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael is flabbergasted at all the songs that his favorite bands created based around this movie. Dave is just there for Jack Black. Matt thinks Rob Gordon is a piece of shit. Stacy cries. And Michael Bolton is back on his feet again. Thanks for listening! Follow Vinyl Reckoning: Youtube / Instagram  / Tik Tok Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Moped Guy Auditioning for La Dispute Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Over the Garden Wall

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 56:01


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the ever-kooky Over the Garden Wall, as suggested by friend of the show Vikki. The guys both agree Greg is the best. His pants are always overflowing with candy, he does cool things by accident, and always knows what to say (even if it doesn't make any sense in the moment). Mixtapes are discussed, theories are crafted, and horrible frog names fill the air. THAT'S a rock fact! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    The Shawshank Redemption w/Rob Stant

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 56:02


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the so-called greatest movie of all time, The Shawshank Redemption. Comedian Rob Stant joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael has some interesting theories about Rita Hayworth, Dave is obsessed with Andy's crappy boat, and Rob just can't stop referencing Family Guy. Brooks was here. Thanks for listening! Follow Rob Stant on: Tik Tok / Youtube / Instagram Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Nothing Pacific Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    BONUS: The Center Cult Sneak Peek 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 2:47


    Michael and Dave watched nothing. But here is a sneak peek of a recent chat, exclusive to Patreon! Get Center Chats, The Center Consumed, voting, The Center Cache, early access, shout-outs, and surprises! Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Wednesday (Netflix)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 62:53


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Netflix Tim Burton sensation Wednesday. Michael is fascinated by Ortega's wild BJ-Gods vision posture and thinks Crackstone looks like the Quaker Oats guy. Dave is obsessed with Thing, and Luis Guzman, and both the guys hate the Hyde. Oh, and fuck pilgrims! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    A Christmas Story Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 60:26


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the HBO Max legacy sequel A Christmas Story Christmas. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show for the second holiday season to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Peter is back as Ralphie, but older. So much older. The jokes are made for the same audience, and there are callbacks, but only weird ones, and not the ones you'd expect or want. Oh, also, F Randy, and Merry Christmas! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    The Center Cult Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 13:31


      Michael and Dave watched nothing. They are here to announce the grand opening of The Center Cult Patreon! Center Chats, The Center Consumed, voting, The Center Cache, early access, shout-outs, and surprises! Help support the show that supports your boring days with weird shit. Please and thank you! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri    

    The 3rd Annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 34:32


    Michael and Dave close out the third season of the podcast with the 3rd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the third year and buckle up for another insane new season coming your way in three weeks! And stay tuned for an important announcement episode next week. We gon' ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: Ted Lasso (Season 2) - Diamond Dogs Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 25:09


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Ted Lasso. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would be in YOUR Diamond Dogs crew? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Ted Lasso (Season 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 67:04


    Michael and Dave came back to England and watched the first and last episodes of the second season of Ted Lasso. The guys don't always agree, but today they definitely concur that Nate is a grey haired, rotten faced, no good little piece of poo poo. They want to buy his childhood home, shit in all of the rooms, burn it to the ground, and then poop on the ashes. Oh, and RIP Earl. Thanks for listening! Scott Sterling! Randy Johnson's Mistake The Greatest Gin Blossoms Song Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Halloween Vs. Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 19:52


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Nightmare Before Christmas and friend of the show Cindy quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which holiday is better--Halloween or Chrismas? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    The Nightmare Before Christmas w/Cindy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 57:26


      What's this?! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the holiday cult class The Nightmare Before Christmas. Creator of the podcast logo, Cindy, joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. There are tender lumplings everywhere, but no sightings of Sally's asshole. While she's akin to a Weezer song, no song could ever live up to 'Icicles on my Twat.' Happy Halloween, and thanks for listening! Check out Tea and Gemstones podcast: Apple Podcasts Beach Boys Shred - I Get Around Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: Ted Lasso (Season 1) - Is Jason Sudeikis Hot?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 23:19


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Ted Lasso. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Is Jason Sudeikis hot? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Ted Lasso (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 73:09


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the Emmy-slaying Ted Lasso. He's here, he's there, the guys are both fans, Roy Kent! Dave's a fan of the humor; Michael's a fan of the uplifting nature, and they both agree that Roy's penis is a rectangle. Thanks for listening! Hauntings, Homicide & Hearsay Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: The Hunt - Is Hillary Swank Hot?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 22:56


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hunt and Jasmin and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Is Hillary Swank hot? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    The Hunt w/Damn Fine TV

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 67:51


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Covid casualty The Hunt. Returning for a second time, Jasmine and Mells of Damn Fine TV podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Everybody tries to keep the political discussions to a minimum, but Michael of course can't keep his LOST boner unsheathed since the writers have ties to the show. Dave knowingly knew nothing about the middle. And both of the ladies chose violence by trying to help Dave win. But fun times were had and no pigs were harmed in the recording. Thanks for listening! Listen to Damn Fine TV: Apple Podcasts / Patreon Check out Tea and Gemstones podcast: Apple Podcasts Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

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    CENTER CHAT: The Bear (FX/Hulu) (Season 1) - Restaurant Ideas

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 22:47


        Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of The Bear on FX/Hulu. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What type of restaurant/bar would YOU open? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri    

    The Bear (FX/Hulu) (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 64:26


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed The Bear on FX/Hulu, Chef. Does it hold up to its (as of recording) 100% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes? Is it fire? Is it all that and a can of tomatoes? Or do the guys want to drink some Ecto Cooler and doze off? DONUT keep reading--just go check it out for yourself, Chef! Thanks for listening! Try Heart Soul Heat Ghost Honey! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: A Quiet Place - Lee Abbott Vs. Jim Halpert

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 18:34


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of A Quiet Place and Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather marry Lee Abbott or Jim Halpert? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    A Quiet Place w/Now Try This Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 69:21


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the silent but deadly A Quiet Place. Nick and Marcus of Now Try This podcast joined the guys to quiz them on the middle. Michael hates the youngest child with a fiery passion, hates the fact that everybody is barefoot instead of wearing moccasins, and hates that Lee and Evelyn didn't use protection. Dave, Nick, and Marcus all hate Michael. Shhhh! Thanks for listening! Listen to Now Try This: Apple Podcasts / Twitch Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: Euphoria (Season 1) - Sexy Disney Characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2022 15:51


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Euphoria. This doesn't have a TON to do with that. Really, Michael is just going on vacation to Disney World. But, go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which Disney World characters would YOU want to grind on? CENTER CHAT! In the Wild Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Euphoria (Season 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 64:03


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the trippy Euphoria. Does Zendaya RUE the day she took drugs for the first time? Do Jules JEWELS ever get in the way? Nate Jacobs is a walking pile of pig excrement, but is Maddy MAD HE exists? Okay, that last one was a stretch, but nah, she just wants HER chance to show her butt off at the school dance! Thanks for listening! The Midwest Crime Files Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: Fast Times at Ridgemont High - Supreme Court Judge Vs. Judge Reinhold

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 22:50


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Lindsey and Sepideh of Two Salty Broads podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a Supreme Court judge or Judge Reinhold? CENTER CHAT! The Mystery of Life Podcast Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High w/Two Salty Broads Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 57:00


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the iconic (for some reason) 80's comedy Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Lindsey and Sepideh of the Two Salty Broads podcast join the guys to quiz them on the middle. Spicoli can get it, stereo salesman guy can get a meatball sub and fuck off, and Vargas can get a facelift (a headlift? Is that a thing?). The guys are to podcasts as Stacy is to sucking carrots. Hot. Thanks for listening! Listen to Two Salty Broads: Apple Podcasts / Spotify Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: Umbrella Academy (Season 3) - Academy Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 29:40


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would be in your Umbrella or Sparrow Academy? CENTER CHAT! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Umbrella Academy (Season 3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 69:39


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Umbrella Academy on Netflix. They're back for a second time to gawk over their Annual Award show namesake Luther and question just what the hell is going on. Michael supports Elliot Page but not his hair, Dave is very confident in his Molester Pocket theories, and they both just want to know what kind of sexual deviant plays "Guy in Carpet." Thanks for listening! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: Mr. Nobody - Old Nemo Vs. Finding Nemo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 21:11


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Mr. Nobody and comedian Ant Perez quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be 118 year old Nemo from the movie or the fish from Finding Nemo? CENTER CHAT! Use the Code FRIEND and host a podcast! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Mr. Nobody w/Ant Perez

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 50:16


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mind-bending Leto joint Mr. Nobody. Comedian Ant Perez joins the guys to quiz them on the middle. There are so many Jared Letos that it would be impossible to talk about them all. But, stepsisters are sexed, pet pigs are lampooned, and everybody needs to stay out of the pool! That's an order! Thanks for listening! Follow Ant Perez on: Youtube / Instagram Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    CENTER CHAT: Outer Range - Bull Ride Vs. Bar Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 22:52


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of Outer Range. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather ride a bull once a week or get in a bar fight once a year? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Outer Range

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 65:34


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the Amazon Prime sci-fi western show Outer Range. This one's a hole lotta' fun. We don't do typos. Figure it out. Spoiler alert, the guys find a new show that they both thoroughly enjoy! They both agree that Billy is the best character, Josh Brolin's a snack, and the actor who plays Perry can get it. It's a time bending, rip-roarin' rodeo of a time, and you're all invited. Thanks for listening! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: Hereditary - Tree House Vs. Nudist Colony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 24:31


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Hereditary and Chris Fafalios of Punchline and many other things, quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather live in a tree house or nudist colony? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    Hereditary w/Chris Fafalios (Punchline band, One Hit Thunder podcast)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 66:56


    Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of their second Ari Aster film: Hereditary. Genuinely good dude Chris Fafalios joins the guys as the first repeat guest to tell spooky tales and quiz them on the middle. For once there is a natural reason to talk about penises! Michael is a fanboy of Chris. Chris is a fanboy of this movie. And Dave is a fanboy for making fun of Michael's old computer. What else is new? Thanks for listening! Follow Chris Fafalios on Twitter and check out all the following: He plays bass and sometimes sings in the band Punchline. There is a podcast about his band: A Band Called Punchline. He produces Chris DeMakes A Podcast. He hosts One Hit Thunder He has an enamel pin shop at ILoveEnamelPins. He provides podcast services at WeKnowPodcasting. He plays in the band PACK. He plays in the band Another Cheetah. Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram| Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: Ask Me Anything - Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 44:05


      Michael and Dave watched nothing, again! This is the third installment where our listeners delivered us many great (and horrible) questions, and the guys debated. We hope you laugh, we hope you cry, but most of all, we hope you enjoy yourself for a third time. CENTER CHAT! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

    Outlander (Season 5)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 70:08


    Its the 100th episode! But we don't have time for fanfare! Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fifth season of Outlander. Five seasons in and they still know next to nothing. Michael doesn't like Bree's wedding dress or the cake. Dave apparently loves Outlander now, weird. And, the guys agree that what happened to Claire was awful and its ALL DIANA'S FAULT! CUT IT OUT, DIANA! Thanks for listening! Try AG1 and be like us! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

    CENTER CHAT: The Cabin in the Woods - Horror Villain Vs. Scientist

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 22:39


      Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of The Cabin in the Woods and Kaye from Unearthed Gems podcast quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a horror villain or a scientist running a scenario? CENTER CHAT! Try AG1! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter|Facebook|Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri  

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