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On the Facts Of Facts, Dominik Rothbard (a FOL expert) and Britt Lundborg (a FOL newbie) along with wide array of hilarious special guests, breakdown every move made at Eastland School For Girls, analyzing them through a 2018 lens. Our goal is to discuss

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    • Nov 19, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 84 EPISODES


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    The Facts Of Facts Season 5 Episode 9 "Small But Dangerous" aka "AffoNOT In MY Croissant Shop!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 88:17


    Britt and Dominik discuss the Lords Of Discipline. 

    shop dangerous croissant
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 5 Episode 8 "I'm Dancing As Fast AS I Can" aka "Birthday Dicks!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 95:25


    Britt and Dominik discuss what must be noted as the first sign of the Curse Of The Chippendales. 

    dancing dicks
    The Facts Of Facts Season 5 Episode 7 "Advance Placement" aka "This Boots Was Made For Awesome"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 116:21


    Britt and Dominik discuss what might be Natalie's most unappealing episode yet. 

    advance boots placement
    The Facts Of Facts Season 5 Episode 6 "The Halloween Show" aka "Lazaroniwurst"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 77:08


    Britt and Dominik discuss Natalie's student film project. 

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    The Facts Of Facts: Season 5 Episode 5 "What Price Glory?" aka "Jeff Can't Read Mustards!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 118:36


    Britt and Dominik discuss how NOT to do inventory. 

    price mustards
    The Facts Of Facts Season 5 Episode 4 "Just My Bill" aka "Escargot F- Yourself, Kelly"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 111:34


    Britt and Dominik discuss Jo's very bad no good mood. 

    escargot
    The Facts Of Facts S05E03 "Gamma Gamma Or Bust" aka "Sweet & Sour Ovaltine Chicken"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 110:43


    Britt and Dominik discuss Don Ho's enchilada. 

    chicken bust sour gamma ovaltine don ho
    The Facts Of Facts S05E01&02 "Brave New World" aka "The Case Of Guy's Missing Anatomy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 159:49


    Britt and Dominik bid farewell to Eastland and say hello to a brave new world of croissants. 

    missing anatomy brave new world eastland
    The Facts Of Facts S04E23 & S04E24 "Graduation" aka "Mrs. G Had Alexandria Killed!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 129:51


    Britt and Dominik discuss how not to do a graduation episode. 

    killed graduation
    The Facts Of Facts Season 4 Episode 22 "Take My Finals, Please" aka "The Girls Do A Bottle Episode!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 111:32


    Britt and Dominik discuss the dangers of studying with only one brain wave conductor. 

    girls finals bottle
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4, Episode 21 "Help From Home" aka "Tomatoes R Us & The Old People Door Knob Party"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 104:29


    Britt and Dominik discuss what not to do when your daughter gets accepted to college. 

    tomatoes old people knob
    The Facts Of Facts Season 4 Episode 20 "Who's On First" aka "EF Polniaczek And A Tootal Betrayal"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 117:01


    Britt and Dominik discuss how much Tootie and Natalie enjoy being horrible to one another. 

    betrayal tootie
    The Facts Of Facts: S04E19 "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner” aka “Slave Day Comes To Eastland!"”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 141:19


    Britt and Dominik attempt to decipher what's the A plot and what's the moral of this curious tale of squirrels, slaves and Frenchies.

    slaves frenchies coming to dinner eastland
    The Facts Of Facts: S04E17 & 18 "Best Sister” aka “Britt Wants NUN Of This Episode!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 154:21


    Britt and Dominik discuss how to un-nun your loved one.

    sister
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 16 "Let's Party" aka "Tootie's Brother Takes The Girls Drunk Driving!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 112:51


    Britt and Dominik discuss whether beer is alcohol. 

    brothers girls drunk driving tootie
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 15 "Teacher's Pet" aka "Jo's Teacher Fakes Her Death To End Their Fling!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 114:28


    Britt and Dominik discuss the hallmarks of a healthy student/teacher relationship. 

    death teacher fakes fling
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 14 "Under Pressure" aka "The Girls Try To Kill Mrs. G"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 102:17


    Britt and Dominik discuss the feasibility of sending a sixteen year old girl to straighten out your banking issues.  

    girls pressure
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 13 "Magnificent Obsession" aka "The One Where Dominik's Power Goes Out!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2021 85:15


    Britt and Dominik discuss Blair's very first emotionally abusive boyfriend while trying to dodge myriad technical difficulties. 

    magnificent obsession
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 12 "A Royal Pain" aka "Mrs. G And Alphonso Get It On Off Screen"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 136:18


    Britt and Dominik discuss chocolate mousse as a potential post coital snack. 

    pain screen alphonso
    The Facts Of Facts S04E11 "September Song" aka "Mrs. G Gets Engaged Again And The Guy Sucks Hard!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 112:25


    Britt and Dominik discuss the benefits of dating an obnoxious, abusive type A asshole. 

    sucks engaged september song
    The Facts Of Facts S04E10 "For The Asking" aka "The Sadie Hawkins Day Massacre"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2021 143:21


    Britt and Dominik talk about how it's not nice to force your friends into feminism. 

    day massacre sadie hawkins day
    The Facts Of Facts S04E09 "The Big Fight" aka "The Academy II" aka "Alfred's Barely-There Nipples"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 100:43


    Britt and Dominik talk about the benefits of the double do over. 

    academy barely nipples big fight
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 8 "Daddy's Girl" aka "Blair's Erotic Audit"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 105:41


    Britt and Dominik discuss the probability of a sixteen year old getting audited without adult supervision. 

    girl daddy audit erotic
    The Facts Of Facts: S04E07 "A Woman's Place" aka "The Unheralded Return Of Pierrino Mascarino"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 116:24


    Britt and Dominik talk about Doug and his fleeting existence. 

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    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 6 "Dearest Mommie" aka "Natalie's The Worst, Or Is Her Mom Worse?""

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 129:07


    Britt and Dominik find themselves on opposites sides of the feud between Natalie and her awful, selfish mother. 

    worse dearest mommie
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 5 "A Different Drummer" aka "A Very Special Very Special Episode""

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 121:57


    Britt and Dominik dance around using the R word before finally giving in. 

    different drummer
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 4 "The Oldest Living Graduate" aka "Jo Is Purchased By An Old Lady""

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 99:56


    Britt and Dominik discuss using The Merv Griffin show as a euphemism for sexual relations. 

    graduate oldest purchased old lady merv griffin
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 3 "The Sound Of Silence" aka "Waxing Pathetic"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 111:53


    Britt and Dominik discuss the dangers of neglecting ear hygiene. 

    waxing pathetic sound of silence
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 2 "The Source" aka "The One Where Natalie Fakes An Abortion"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 87:34


    Britt and Dominik discuss Natalie's flagrant disregard for journalistic ethics. 

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    The Facts Of Facts: Season 4 Episode 1 "Ain't Miss Beholden" aka "No Hojo, Jo"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 73:14


    Britt and Dominik are back for season 4's cafeteria-fest. First up we discuss Jo's scholarship being pulled from underneath her, forcing her to take multiple jobs. 

    hojo beholden
    The Facts Of Facts: S03E25 "The Facts Of Life Goes To Paris" AKA "Worse Than Cannibal Holocaust"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 134:20


    Oooof. Britt and Dominik desperately try to make sense of this dystopian Paris where all the men are gross and time no longer makes sense.

    worse cannibal holocaust facts of life
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 24 "Read No Evil" aka "Dominik Shows His Smurf!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 111:54


    Britt and Dominik discuss book banning, Mr. Parker's purple old lady rinse, and of course, Eliot "Calamity" Janeyway.

    evil eliot calamity smurfs
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 23 "Jo's Cousin" aka "Go Eat Worms!... with Polniaczek Sauce!"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 107:55


    Britt and Dominik expose the truth behind Alan S Boyd's sudden departure from Amtrak. Britt gets back to backdoored. 

    sauce cousin worms amtrak
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 22 "The Academy" aka "The FOL Girls Get Back Doored Again!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 121:59


    Britt and Dominik discuss the second attempt at a FOL backdoor pilot. 

    girls academy get back fol doored
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 21 "Mind Your Own Business" aka "Britt Is A Blair Apologist!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 95:52


    Britt and Dominik discuss one of the lesser episodes of season 3, which is very similar to the previous episode of season 3. 

    apologists mind your own business
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 20 "Kids Can Be Cruel" aka "The Last Known Whereabouts Of Linda Calderone's Box"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 99:07


    Britt and Dominik talk about selling young women at bargain prices in the name of world hunger. Hashtag Hard Period.

    kids cruel whereabouts calderone
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 19 "New York, New York" aka "Story Crashing With The Dalton Gang""

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 121:39


    Britt and Dominik discuss the Jo and Blair that could've been. 

    crashing new york new york yorknew dalton gang
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 18 "Runaway" aka "Prostitootie & The Abba Sigh"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020 103:27


    Britt and Dominik discuss what sophisticated ladies might get themselves wrapped up in a child prostitution ring. 

    abba runaways
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 17 "The Affair" aka "Natalie Does Pasta Face"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 89:14


    Britt and Dominik return with a social distance friendly episode of The Facts Of Facts. We understand the audio isn't as good as it normally is, but hopefully it's good enough for now. 

    affair pasta
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 16 "The Four Musketeers" aka "Clairol Nice 'n' Easy Born Bjorg"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 99:04


    Britt and Dominik intensely discuss John McEnroe and gently touch on this weeks iconic Facts Of Life episode.

    john mcenroe facts of life clairol four musketeers
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 15 "Starstruck" aka "Peanut Butter Panties"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2020 135:21


    Britt and Dominik are joined by Lilly Cornell Warriner (https://lilreviewsofreviews.tumblr.com/) to discuss all things Jermaine to this episode. 

    peanut butter panties starstruck
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 14 "The Marriage Brokers" aka "Mrs. Carrot Catches A D""

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 80:31


    Britt and Dominik talk about how people are allowed to have sex.

    marriage catches carrot brokers
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 13 "The Americanization Of Miko" aka "Splinters"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 90:41


    Britt and Dominik are joined by Brooke Weber to discuss the Mikos and the Makos of the FOL-verse.

    miko splinters americanization fol makos mikos
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 12 "Green Eyed Monster" aka "Wash This Episode Right Out Of Your Hair"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 111:15


    Britt and Dominik are joined by Michael Schulman to discuss South Pacific and it's subtly racist undertones. 

    hair wash south pacific green eyed monster michael schulman
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 11 "Legacy" aka "Oh Boy! It's Roy!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 80:26


    Britt and Dominik discuss how clever it was for the FOL writers to combine complicated teenaged sexual politics with the KKK. 

    kkk oh boy fol
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 10 "Cousin Geri Returns" aka "Special Sex Ed"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2020 112:27


    Britt and Dominik are joined by their official Cousin Geri Correspondent to discuss whether or not differently abled people should be allowed to have sexual urges. 

    cousin sex ed
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 9 "Dear Me" aka "The One Where They Finally Put Down Nancy""

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2020 87:37


    Britt and Dominik discuss an episode that explores Tootie's sociopathic tendencies and finally agree that this is a good one!

    dear put down tootie
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 8 "From Russia With Love" aka "The Vein Of Vanity"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2020 77:31


    Britt and Dominik discuss how awful grandmas are. 

    russia vanity vein
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 7 "Sweet Sorrow" aka "The Ring Of Eternal Pleasure"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2019 97:42


    Britt and Dominik are joined by Facts Of Facts first-timer Cody Tinsley to discuss first love lost. 

    ring eternal pleasure sorrow
    The Facts Of Facts: SPECIAL REPORT "You Light Up My Christmas" aka "Lumens And The Lightbulbs That Love Them"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2019 110:40


    Britt and Dominik take you on the first Facts Of Facts Special Report, reporting all the way from Cherry Creek, Somewhere, we bring you the latest on the lightbulb crisis that's affecting the entire town. 

    christmas special report light up light bulbs lumens cherry creek
    The Facts Of Facts: Season 3 Episode 6 "Give And Take" aka "Much Ado About Capons"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2019 114:08


    Britt and Dominik are joined by Facts Of Facts first-timer Justin "Jebbe" Ebbe to discuss capons, Feist, and Mrs. Garrett's bank account. 

    much ado feist give and take ebbe

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