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A self-help author hiding a tragic secret. A former escort trying to create a life in a new town. A jilted lover seeking revenge. These are just a few of The Homos of Harmony Haven. The only thing left in their closets are the skeletons. An LGBTQ daily serial released every weekday beginning January 4, 2021 in quick 7 minute episodes. Listen to them daily or wait and listen to the entire 30 min at the end of the week. Each audience member gets to decide just how they want to experience the show. There's blackmail, murder, social issues, laughter, and even the occasional gratuitous sex. There's something for everyone!

Andrew Schulz

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    • Mar 15, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 6m AVG DURATION
    • 261 EPISODES
    • 1 SEASONS


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    New Currencies Accepted On Patreon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 0:49


    Czech Republic, Hong Kong, Poland, New Zealand, Singapore, and Hungary now have the ability to become patrons on patreon.com and continue listening to the adventures of The Homos of Harmony Haven. Hope to see you there! Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Clips of January's Patreon Episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 10:29


    If you have yet to join us on Patreon, listen to this sizzle reel of what you've been missing and then come join us! Search on Patreon for either The Homos of Harmony Haven or Andrew Schulz Author. If you have any issues, just write us at TheHomosOfHarmonyHaven@gmail.com and we'll walk you through the process.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  https://www.patreon.com/TheHomosOfHarmonyHavenSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Reminder to find us on Patreon!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 4:48


    Tomorrow, the series will be available exclusively on Patreon. Visit our page "Andrew Schulz Author" (you can also search for "The Homos of Harmony Haven") to sign up so that you don't miss a day in the lives of your favorite Homos!  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    We're moving to Patreon in 2022!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 4:48


    Visit Patreon.com and search for "Andrew Schulz Author" to continue to listen to the story in 2022. Today's podcast explains the reasons for the change and gives a preview of what's to come. Sending you much love and gratitude for all the support over the past year! Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 255

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 7:00


    Today, Victoria can barely form a complete sentence when seeing Patrick. And William gives shelter to a frightened woman.   From all of us 'Mos, we wish you a HAPPY NEW YEAR! We'll see you in 2022 exclusively on Patreon.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 254

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2021 6:56


    Today, Sebastian returns home for a New Year's Eve party, while in Australia, it's New Year's Day. At her sister's party, Victoria runs into an old friend.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 253

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 6:36


    Today, Sebastian stops in for some guilty-pleasure diner food in NYC. The same diner where Barbara and Linda work!  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 252

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 6:55


    Today, Linda and Barbara receive shocking news.   Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 251

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 7:42


    Today, Victoria gets an audience with Australia's Prime Minister - an old friend of hers - and enlists his help in discovering what happened to the baby she gave up for adoption.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 250

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 6:34


    We'll be taking Christmas Eve off (but not New Year's Eve - this just gets Monday to Friday episode numbers ending with 1-5 or 6-0 which helps my brain) but we'll be back on Monday!Today, although Sebastian is away on his book tour, the annual Seaford Christmas party is held. William, Alex, Kevin, and Brent share the holiday together.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 249

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 7:51


    Today, Victoria patiently waits to hear from Australia's Prime Minister, and Barbara and Linda celebrate Christmas on their night off.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 248

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 6:12


    Today, Barbara and Carol meet Geri - the server for whom they'd been covering the past two weeks.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 247

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 7:08


    Today, while Oswald decorates the mansion for the holidays, Alex receives surprising news from his mother and father.   Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 246

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2021 7:11


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, William receives disheartening news from both his mother and father.   Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 245

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 7:27


     Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, Victoria gets the shock of her life!   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 244

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 6:43


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, Alex asks a favor of Sebastian while the older man is away on his book tour.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 243

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 6:23


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, Linda panics when she sees on the news that Sebastian is headed to NYC to promote his new book.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 242

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 6:42


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to be taken to our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, Victoria lays out her Christmas/New Year's plans which surprise and shake both Sebastian and Alex.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 241

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 7:09


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Sebastian, Alex, Kevin and William discuss recent events.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 240

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 7:09


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, Victoria finds comfort in having Barnabas with her while Barbara gets used to the fast paced diner where she now works.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 239

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 7:52


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   William gets into a shouting match with his superior officer over his discovery.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 238

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 6:35


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, William makes a shocking discovery at the Harmony Haven Police Station.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 237

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 7:23


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar. Help support a small, independent podcaster!   Today, William has a question for his Victoria that's been nagging at him for some time. He also knows he needs to help her come to terms with Savannah's death.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 236

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 6:57


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me and an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar. Help support a small, independent podcaster!  Today, Barbara (previously known as Savannah) and Linda (previously known as Carol) begin to plan their New York City lives.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 235

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 7:00


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar. Help support a small, independent author and podcaster! Today, Sebastian is called to Victoria's office to discuss his manuscript; however, Victoria has more important things on her mind.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 234

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 6:55


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar. Help support a small, independent author and podcaster! Today, find out just what happened to Carol/Linda and Savannah after the explosion.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 233

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 7:32


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar. Help support a small, independent author and podcaster!   Today, Savannah's funeral is held, although not everyone is convinced that she's actually dead.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 232

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 7:47


    Please consider supporting the show! You can either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with cute white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, the Seaford family arrives for Savannah's funeral.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 231

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 6:52


    Please consider supporting the show! You can either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with cute white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today's episode is a flashback to a Thanksgiving Past.  Please note that we will be taking the holiday off and returning on Monday.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 230

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 7:43


    Please consider supporting the show! You can either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with cute white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, the Seaford family awaits word on Savannah and Carol's location...if they're still alive.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 229

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 6:34


    Please consider supporting the show! You can either Venmo @adsnyc (photo of me with cute white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Victoria is devastated at finding the Drupet mansion engulfed in flames. Where are Carol and Savannah?  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 228

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 7:03


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, the week's storyline comes to an explosive conclusion.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 227

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 7:20


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.  Today, William realizes that Helen's gun is missing and Savannah, Victoria, and Linda try to escape the Drupet estate.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 226

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 7:30


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Victoria and Linda catch Savannah up on everything that's been occurring.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 225

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 7:41


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah learns just what's been going on in the Drupet basement.  Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 224

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 7:25


    Please consider supporting the show! Either Venmo @adsnyc (photo is me with an adorable white dog) or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah confronts Terrance and demands to see her mother.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 223

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 7:32


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, the aftermath of yesterday's episode brings characters together and reminds one of them that there's still one Seaford left to save.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 222

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 6:56


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah and Michael's killer struggle in a fight for their lives.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 221

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 7:03


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, the more Savannah hears from Michael's killer, the more she realizes she should've told someone where she was going.   Love and Smooches - The HomosSupport the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 220

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 7:47


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah confronts Michael's killer.  Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 219

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 7:17


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah pieces together everything she saw to figure out the timeline of Michael's murder before making the decision to confront the killer herself.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 218

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 7:12


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar!   Today, Savannah is shocked and disgusted as she continues watching the video footage and witnesses Michael's killer stab him.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 217

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 7:01


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar!   Today, Savannah panics when she discovers Michael planted a camera in the necklace he'd given her as a birthday present. Would it have anything that could incriminate her?  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 216

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 7:22


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar!   Today, our amateur detectives continue trying to guess Michael's password. Once they do, they're shocked at what they find.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 215

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 7:07


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar!   Today, Helen explains what really happened in Harmony Haven Park last spring.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 214

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 7:04


    Please consider supporting the show. Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar!  Today, Brent, Kevin, and Alex attempted to break in to Michael's computer while Helen arrives at Evan's.  Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 213

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 7:06


    Please consider supporting the show!  Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.    Today, Brent, Kevin, and William all make shocking discoveries in regards to Michael's murder.   Love and Smooches - The Homos Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 212

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 7:15


    Please consider supporting the show!  Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.    Today, Brent's Halloween party begins as the guests begin to arrive in costumes that just might be meant to make certain people jealous. Will it work?   Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/p16/%242_Tip.html)

    Episode 211

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 6:48


    Please consider supporting the show!  Either Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.    Today, Victoria continues to plot her escape while William's sister is clearly hiding something from him.   Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/c2/Tip_Any_Amount_Below.html)

    Episode 210

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 7:00


    Please consider supporting the show!  Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, William questions Terrance and Savannah gets an unexpected phone call.   Love and Smooches - The Homos. Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/p16/%242_Tip.html)

    Episode 209

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 6:43


    Please consider supporting the show!  Venmo @adsnyc or click the link below to visit our website's virtual tip jar.   Today, Savannah tries to get William to contact the Drupets about their mother's disappearance without giving him her specific reasons as to why she thinks they might know. Love and Smooches - The Homos  Support the show (https://www.thehomosofharmonyhaven.com/store/p16/%242_Tip.html)

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