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Justin's 4th of July extravaganza stops well-short of 24 hours after coughing and vomiting all over the studio (00:00:10). Chris Klemmer and Kirk appear on The Dave Portnoy Show together where it's revealed Chris is likely to be apart of Dave's 'Miami Crew' (00:19:00). Dan Shaughnessy has multiple conversations with what appears to be a great source inside the Red Sox organization (01:00:00). Tim in Canton's investigation into Christian Arcand turns to the CEO of Barstool Sports (01:08:10). Kirk's a 'Shark Tank' guy, Brittney Griner, calls & more.
PFT's brother reports on Herschel Walker allegedly paying for a girlfriends abortion (00:12:00). Billy Eichner says you're homophobic for not seeing his new movie (00:20:00). Kirk is considering endorsing the idea that men should not coach women in sports (00:29:00). Kirk approves with Dave skipping out on the New York trip, calls & more.
A busy week for Kirk as he heads to New York on Thursday for The Dozen. Every tweet Harrison composes needs to be submitted and approved going forward (00:01:00). Pat refuses to accommodate Kirk Minihane with tickets for a friend (00:09:00). Jeff D Lowe is taunting everyone with his visual positioning during the football livestream today (00:17:00). Lou Merloni deletes a tweet and it goes unnoticed (00:22:00). Trevor Noah is leaving the Daily Show and Greg Gutfeld is taking credit for it (00:43:00). Conservative women know exactly what they want, shitty calls & more.
Tickets officially went on-sale for the next KMS live show at the State Theatre in Portland, ME (00:10:00). Dave Portnoy has an issue with bringing strippers into the office (00:27:20). Dan Kennedy covers for Joe Biden after he asked if a deceased congresswoman is at an event (00:39:15). Biden's audio unfortunately drums up old memories of Mike in Madawaska. Stephen A. Smith is against the actions of R. Kelly & Harvery Weinstein (00:55:00). Rico Bosco checks in, calls & much more.
Kirk & Mike recap Gerry Callahan's appearance on Sunday night. Gerry translates a speech made by Italy's Prime Minister. Stephen A. Smith has a new podcast, "Know Mercy." Alan Sepinwall releases his Top 100 Television Shows. Parenting advice from Kirk, KMS Reloaded hates Gerry & much more.
Gerry Callahan makes his return to the Kirk Minihane studio. Wyc Grousbeck and Brad Stevens spoke to the media on Friday after suspending Ime Udoka for a year (00:08:50). Courtney Cox says Marcus Smart got the people GOING at the Post Malone concert (00:40:00). Kirk & Gerry miss out on a John Cafferty show at the Kowloon (00:46:00). Dave made the mistake of bringing up Matt Walsh's Vanderbilt University Medical Center story (01:00:00), calls & more.
Live from Quail Hollow, Fred Couples joins the Kirk Minihane Show to discuss the Presidents Cup, his career, opinions on players leaving for LIV & more (00:00:10). Boston Celtics head coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a long suspension after reports of having a consensual relationship with a team employee (00:39:00). Tom Shattuck is clearly losing his mind as he calls Kirk a liar over the graduation year of Keith McClearn (00:59:00) & much more.
Dave Portnoy says that national advertisers aren't drawn to the Kirk Minihane Show because it's too provocative (00:00:10). Kirk breaks down everyone he likes at Barstool Sports and it turns out, he likes a lot of people (00:15:00). Mike wasn't mad that we tweeted out a clip of the Blind Mike Project (00:22:00). A St. Louis radio host goes on a tirade attacking his female sidekick during a commercial break (00:25:00). Jim Braude is concerned whether Brian McGrory's columns will appear in the Opinion or Metro section (00:45:00). Tom Shattuck's appearance on the show is getting mixed reviews (01:07:00) & more.
Tom Shattuck makes his in-studio KMS debut. Shattuck shocks the world by being the only person on planet earth that believes Linda Pizzuti Henry is attracted to her husband. Migrants flown to Martha's Vineyard has Shattuck giddy. Don Lemon is moved to mornings on CNN and claiming it's a promotion. Shattuck has a strange hatred of Jared Carrabis. Mad Dog Chris Russo rants about NFL Thursdays moving to Amazon. Erika Nardini has left the board of WWE & much more.
Kirk announces the next live show location and date: March 25, 2023 at the State Theatre in Portland, Maine (00:10:30). The Barstool Upfronts were last night and there was one notable exclusion from the talent roster (00:00:10). Kontent Kim is still blocking the show after admitting she was triggered by Kirk and his fans during the Rough n Rowdy build up (00:20:00). Nobody is watching Craig Carton's new FS1 show (00:29:00). Jeff D Lowe calls in to confirm Kirk's participation in The Dozen (00:34:00). Men are allowed at PTO Meetings (01:10:15) + more.
A package exploded at Northeastern University last night and people like Rex Chapman immediately politicize the incident (00:10:00). Steve Robinson pitches Kirk and his "thrice weekly podcast" to a literary agent (00:07:00). Harrison is back in the fold to handle social media (00:11:00). Steve Snell really hates Dave (00:14:30). Fred Couples is doing interviews... Just only with friends like George Brett (00:43:00). Max Kellerman apologizes to Albert Pujols (00:49:45). A teacher is fired to defending "MAPS" - Minor Attracted Persons (01:13:45). Episode 1 of Barstool Mini Golf is released, Kirk appears on The Dave Portnoy Show & much more.
Ryan Whitney joins Kirk in-studio. Ryan admits he has never been more nervous for anything in his life than he is for this live show in Pittsburgh (00:10:00). Kirk is demanding that Dave hires a part-time producer to handle the show account in the next two weeks or he's fired (00:15:00). Riggs leaves Kirk Minihane off the invite list for this weeks two-day Barstool Classic (00:38:00). Kirk and Ryan are not on-board with a Rough n Rowdy Manningcast style broadcast (00:39:50). We're not sure why a shower that could fit the whole family is appealing but whatever sells real estate (01:05:00). Top Gun: Maverick, a few bad phone calls & more.
Big Steve returns to the Kirk Minihane Show after over a year on the road. Kirk & Steve discuss reaction to the latest news from The Case after their efforts solved a murder (00:01:00). Queen Elizabeth II passed away and every take is predictable (00:31:00). Mike Francesa interviews Kirk Minihane about his current and former producers (00:55:00). Hillary and Chelsea Clinton release the first episode of their gutsy new show (01:01:00). Toucher and Rich discuss how good of a competitor Kirk was, a former colleague defines what relevance matters, plenty of abortions & much more.
Trenni Kusnierek is now Trenni Casey, which has sparked a new reality show idea (00:05:00). Craig Carton says he turned down being groomed to coach in the NFL by Bill Belichick (00:36:00). Maitland Ward joins us to discuss her new book, "Rated X: How Porn Liberated Me from Hollywood" (00:40:00). Brendan Fraser is recieving rave reviews for his new movie but some people are upset a fat person didn't play a fat character, calls & much more.
Had no idea Mike was a cross chain guy (00:00:10). Steve Snell is hated by all the right people (00:04:00). Kirk challenges a random Twitter account over the death of Bed Bath & Beyond's CFO (00:18:00). Justin needs to pick up his beautiful cooler (00:32:00). LIV Golf generates the most buzz to date at their tournament over the weekend (01:00:00). Mike found a great new restaurant, Aries Spears & Tiffany Haddish created quite the video in 2014 & more.
KMS Reloaded host, Steve, sits down in-studio after only three wrap up episodes. Steve gives his history which includes the erosion of every meaningful relationship he's ever had (00:01:00). David Ortiz is doing a video for LIV Golf and we're positive the Boston Globe will cover it extensively (00:04:30). Bob Glauber joins to apologize to Kirk after he cut him in line and stole the best pretzel available (00:28:00). Steve declares that he wants a job and is coming for Mike's seat (00:50:00). Chaps selects Kirk as part of his platoon (01:00:00). The Barstool Mini Golf Series is on its way, Kontent Kim is a joke writer & a call from former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Wonderful Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank discusses the show, all the deals he's made and much more (01:06:00). Greg Poehler seemed a little off on Monday (00:00:30). Chris Klemmer is taking some heat online for his blog raising the question of whether Albert Pujols is on steroids (00:04:30). Audacy quote tweets Dave Portnoy to deny the allegations that they're going bankrupt. (00:08:00). Grace Curley is building a media empire according to the Barrett Sports Media team (00:29:00). A Duke women's volleyball player claims a racial slur was directed her way & much more.
Greg Poehler makes his first appearance on KMS after his blurry performance at The Wilbur. Kirk addresses the status of the Twitter account (00:05:00). Dave Portnoy and Alex Stein battle it out last week (00:12:00). KMS Reloaded debuts and announces the all-important five F's (00:17:25). Meghan Markle releases the first episode of her podcast. Archetypes, and it's as insufferable as you would expect (00:23:00). Blind Mike and & KFC battle over Alex Jones. Exploring Greg and his sisters relationship, A Theater Near Me still haunts the show & much more.
Alex Bennett absolutely dominated Cupcake at Rough n Rowdy (00:10:00). After the loss, Cupcake tweets how vile Alex is and calls for a rematch. Santa's Village is a remarkable theme park for kids (00:36:00). Off The Pike launches on The Ringer (00:47:00). John Sterling calls in (00:54:45). Jordyn Woodruff says OnlyFans is a full time job and it's exhausting (00:57:20).
We are live from Huntington, West Virginia. After a wild Rough n Rowdy weigh-in, Kirk completely takes over the Huntington Radio market by winning over ownership and everyone in the building. Kirk and Dave react to what they saw behind the scenes at Rough n Rowdy and give their predictions heading into this evening.
The goal is in sight: Defeat Alex Bennett (00:00:10). Kirk will travel to West Virginia later this week to help Cupcake gear up for what should be an easy win. Kirk cancels Minifans Across America in favor of a tribute to former associate producer Justin Trudell (00:09:00). There's a new dating app exclusively for conservatives (00:16:00). Sean Connery's widow is looking really good for 93 years old (00:20:00). Chris Klemmer has a problem with Ironhead and Mike, Kirk is officially done with his squeaky chair & more.
Kirk Minihane is planning to support Cupcake in her effort to destroy Alex Bennett but not before addressing the latest tweets from her mother Kontent Kim (00:00:10). Pat officially goes against the family after more than a year of support from Kirk (00:23:00). Brandon Walker calls in to talk about Klemmer but also confirmed that Kirk was the most supportive colleague after the passing of his father (01:18:00). Jared Carrabis throws out the first pitch at Fenway, Anne Heche's death, Gerry Callahan calls in & much more.
Minifans will be trekking across America from Madawaska to Cape Alava, Washington to raise money for a to be determined charity this fall (00:00:10). Justin has the worst pitch for a full time job ever, throwing himself a pity party while Cullinane makes the case for him (00:46:00). Gerry Callahan was on Fox News with Will Cain and it might have been the best moment of his life (01:11:00). Olivia Newton-John is dead and the first person Kirk thought of is John Travolta. Credit to Pardon My Take for bringing up Aaron Rodger's vaccine status in an interview with the Green Bay Packer quarterback. The list of people Kirk would trade Justin for is endless, LIV has ruined the PGA for Dave, calls and more.
Kirk placed 5th in the Maine Mini Golf open yesterday and is now looking forward to the next couple of tournaments in Canton, Connecticut and Boothbay, Maine (00:10:00). Rico Bosco calls in to berate Dave about how he handled covering the mini golf event (00:15:00). Kirk claims Justin fell asleep during the car challenge and now the entire thing is invalid. Alex Bennett joins to promote BuyRNR.com, trying to get 70,000 PPV buys and in return she will help Kirk meet Bruce Springsteen (00:46:50). Kirk is predicting a 2nd round knockout. Dave is going bald, Bill Simmons is starting a Boston sports podcast, Jalen Rose wants to erase the term “Mt. Rushmore” from people's vocabulary and more.
"Staying In Justin's Car" is now over and it was an absolute masterpiece. Kirk and Blind Mike are joined by the winners Tim Ridgolds and McFussDaddy in studio after their night in filth. The favorite of the competition, Tim in Canton, lasted a whole 2 and 1/2 half hours before tapping out and revealing his true colors towards Justin. (0:00:10) When Tim dropped out, the car picked up a new star, mayor of Waltham, "Diezel Dana." (0:12:00) Don Orsillo hears Vin Scully in his head giving him job advice. (00:26:03) Justin leaves an elderly man to die on highway 95N after witnessing a car crash. (00:37:15) McFussDaddy explains why his pizza shop took away the Kirk Minihane special. (48:05) Vin Scully's rendition of "Wind Beneath My Wings" is still as strange as ever as Kirk remembers the late Dodger's announcer. (00:54:15) Tim In Canton joins the show to explain his actions. (01:06:55) Cullinane's music teacher joins to give an update on what Dave is doing at his "wedding" this weekend. (01:22:15)
Local sports media is taking credit for sports betting being legalized. The Red Sox made a trade last night for a public masturbator. Dave is excited to see Ana De Armas naked, and hopes the scene ends up on Pornhub. Blind Mike refuses to acknowledge victory over Japan Day. Dave is blowing the search for a new studio and thinks Kirk is being mean to him in text messages. Blind Mike gets all up in arms over Louis CK being a “non violent predator.” Deshaun Watson suspension, Dave's top 8 men in his life, calls and more.
Sports betting is now legal in Massachusetts and Kirk has some picks to start off the Monday (00:00:10). Justin wants Bill Russell to Rest In Peace (00:15:00). The rules are set for “Sleeping In Justin's Car” (00:31:00). Steve Robinson has appeared on Matt Carano's podcast “Roam” (00:45:00). Seth Mnookin shames a man for taking a foul ball away from his child. Jared Carrabis hosted a Summer Slam watch along, Mike is open to drinking a prison cocktail, phone calls and more.
Ryan Glasspiegel @SportsRapport joins the show and wants to get some airline grievances off of his chest. You don't need to be a subscriber to join the YouTube chat. The US government has offered to trade Viktor Bout aka “The Merchant of Death” to Russia for Britney Griner's safe release back to America. Mt.Rushmore of Chicago famous people. LIV is trying to promote golf teams and Dave thinks it could be the next big thing. YouTube Kids star Blippi has a questionable past. Ryan wants to move to Barstool Chicago, rules will be finalized for Justin's overnight car competition on Monday, and more.
The best of the best call in to stay in Justin's dirty car for a chance to come in studio. The Pizza restaurant that had a Kirk Minihane special has called in and wants to suffer at the feet of Podcast Jesus for removing the special from his menu. Paul Sorvino has passed. Coley Mick is trying to leave Barstool Sports even though he is still under contract. Big T calls for the abolition of public schools. Consultant Keith is having a great time listening to KMS, calls and more.
Justin messed up by deciding to go and speak for Kirk (and the show) by DMing the Viva La Stool account telling them to stop tagging the show in tweets promoting Chris. Kirk has some thoughts on a Jaylen Brown for Kevin Durant trade. A radio consultant reviews the show and wants Kirk to reset the show every now and then. Vince McMahon has officially retired and #KirkWasRight. Justin's car is absolutely disgusting. John Stewart declines to participate in “Win a Date With John Stewart”, calls, and more.
KMS is looking for a new studio. After roaches in the hallways, no heat in the winter and with the air conditioning currently broken in studio, enough is enough. John Stewart is in the second chair and came prepared with plenty of sound and notes to direct the show with. The Wilbur will not be the venue for the next KMS live show as they are booked through March 25 of 2023. Justin saves the Pizza Picture Party, Trump wishes Biden the best with Covid, Bruce Springsteen gouges his fans and more.
The Pizza Picture Party is cancelled. Who is to blame? His name is Justin Trudell and he has tarnished Kirk's Wilbur experience as well. A reporter asked Kirk to join his family for breakfast and there's no chance that ever happens. Sylvester Stallone wants the rights to Rocky. Dave wants to talk Sesame Street and locking in guests gets even more confusing. Phone calls return, the Warthog betrays Kirk and more.
It's over... After a 2 1/2 year wait, The Wilbur is finally over. Both shows came and went and Kirk gives them two thumbs up. The crew goes over the positives of the event and also go over what went wrong. A former Thursday sidekick doesn't understand what a “clean break” is and decided to show up the 2nd show and now Kirk HATES him (00:52:48). A former Minifan is concerned with Kirk's antics while performing and wants to get him help ASAP (01:11:40). Dave is excited to see pictures of The Wilbur and Kirk is announcing that the show will have a “Pizza Picture Party” (PPP). Justin pitches his buy 5 get 1 free beer deal to a room full of sharks and a whole lot more.
The studio is packed full today with Blind Mike, Greg Poehler, and VFW contest winner Sheldon From North Dakota in the day before the Wilbur shows. There is a spoiler free rundown of the Barstool Mini Golf tournament and Kirk is once again Mr.Barstool. A right wing troll heckles AOC outside of the Capital building. Dan Kennedy is wondering if sports radio is relevant anymore after the mist recent books come out. Armie Hammer is selling time shares. Greg was able to score Kirk a Jason Priestley interview & much more.
The Wilbur is only four days away and things are coming together as smoothly as you'd think. Dave is going back and forth about going to the Barstool Minigolf tournament tomorrow and not even he can explain his thought process. WFAN and Audacy are taking LIV golf money. Blind Mike and Justin play a geography game after Bill O'Reilly claims he has been to 86 countries. Bruce Springsteen tour dates announced, former Thursday guest is hired by Barstool Sports, calls and more.
The final preparations are being made for The Wilbur (00:12:00). The Wall Street Journal reports that WWE's Vince McMahon has paid $12 Million in hush money to four women (00:19:00). We weren't sure Oprah's dad dying was newsworthy but we still talked about it at length (00:31:00). Vindog wrote the longest blog about landscaping (00:49:00). Minifandom got an exclusive story about a Minifan interaction (00:57:00). Kirk confirms his appearance at Barstool's Mini Golf event, James Caan & Tony Sirico pass away, Justin predicts movie plots & more.
The schedule of events for the Barstool Sports Mini-Golf exhibition is absolutely outrageous. Kirk graciously releases all the tickets held back for family and friends to his adoring fans. The Wilbur gave us a plan for the VIP Meet and Greets and Kirk was not happy. Chris Klemmer went on Stoolie Clubhouse to vocally suck Kirk off. Brittney Griner should be home but does she carry some blame? A protest is taking place outside the studio, calls & much more.
Greg Poehler is in the Thursday chair today along with Blind Mike. Yesterday's Miltons trip was full of Mike chatting away, Justin getting 25 pieces of free clothing (00:01:00) and Dave not putting the show up until 5pm. Vince McMahon has a history of NDA's and Kirk predicts he will be out of his job by the end of the day Friday. Greg recounts his past and future Hollywood endeavors including a show full of KMS references. Gerry Callahan is still tweeting away about Drag Queens (01:11:00). Dave has another #HeToo story and no one believes him (01:32:00). Justin will be doing a 24 hour grill a ton on July 4th and much more.
Riggs of Foreplay is in studio today after Kirk appeared at his live show on Monday and is amazed by the ambiance of studio Minihane. Riggs doubles down on never taking any Saudi money to cover LIV golf. Lizzo is censoring her own song after backlash over an ableist “slur.” Dave turns down sleeping with Joey Camasta to prove he is not a homosexual. A Howie Carr producer attempts a parody song and it goes as well as you'd expect. Dave walks through his Freddy Couples pitch and much more.