The Phlegm Cat Podcast

Your Huckleberry has to put out two shows in two days. The Boy graduates. Mex takes issue with the grandfather clock. The Artist then watches pope stuff and accidentally insults the lovely Rita Moreno whilst sleeping.

Mex knows how to fool politicians with his fake tattoos. The Artist welcomes back his pal Ground Chucky The Boy Made of Meat™. Your Huckleberry reminisces about his childhood and the charm of Ronald McDonald and stunt rooms. 

The Huckleberry learns how to be a wingman for a suave centenarian. Mex remembers his late, bad ass grandpa, and also remembers when Henry Hill was his dad. We also learn why The Artist likes weather, yet hates meteorology. 

Mex tells the tale of Big Toga Pete. The Artist learns that even drummers get vitiligo. Your Huckleberry then confesses to being a food pimp and remaining undecided in the question of who's better, Led Zeppelin or The Fat Boys.

The Huckleberry will do anything for Selenas. Mex applauds the wisdom of the MAGA people and needs reading glasses to be a Beatle. We also hear about Mex's new film, White Hawk Down.

Your Huckleberry pays tribute to the REAL Huckleberry. Mex comes back from MAGA land with tales of moonshine, a leg holocaust and a house made of waffles.

The Artist is planning a trip into the heart of MAGA country. The Huckleberry then discovers his slapstick heroes were sketchy. Mex gets into dubbing Japanese, topless cartwheels and ruining KISS... again.

Mex finds out that the demon has a change of plans. The Artist discusses: inappropriate stooges, Dragon Town and Tommy Chong. Empty Nestor pays a visit and meets his hero. Your Huckleberry then decides that Musk dude may just be a little Sheldonesque.

Mex Discusses the genius of Jerome Horowitz. The Artist wants to spend $13K to help a demon. We then learn what Gimli and Captain Willard have in common. Empty Nestor™ has milk and laundry issues.

Mex's KISS tribute band has a little accident. The Artist also shares his fan theory about Dirk & Reed. We finally get to meet Empty Nestor™. Your Huckleberry then gets scared by this one dude's skull.

The Artist looks forward to his defiant return to The Lone Star State. Your Huckleberry can judge your golfing ability by whether or not you can rock a Slinky. Mex then has Linda Ronstadt help him push TV moms in to mud puddles.

Your Huckleberry wonders if his brain is copying other brains. The Artist has a solution to the Super Bowl Halftime Show. This may include Carol Channing teaming up with a marching band. Mex believes he can channel Lady Galadriel and knows the truth about Aaron Neville.

The Artist imagines a Sex Pistol Super Bowl. Mex recalls that time Bono was all magical. Your Huckleberry then reminisces about AM radio utopia and jazz diss tracks.

Mex believes he can become an autistic surgeon. Mex's KISS tribute band gets an "icy" reception and we find out that The Huckleberry believes the NTSB may be changing its attitude. We also hear why U should never order Mexican food using talk-to-text.

Your Huckleberry just wants a good debate. The Artist's new KISS tribute band is in rehearsals and there is already friction. Mouth of Sauron appears, as well as Nosferatu-each trying to figure out why all the planes are falling out of the sky.

The Huckleberry wonders whether you are giving out your heart or being a jag off. Meet the new boss, NOT the same as the old boss. Mex channels two Shotz Brewery workers before deciding that overseas sucks.

The Artist is afraid his lizard has gone all Apocalypse Now. The Mexican then breaks down the presidential inauguration and makes sure Jelly Roll gets a good seat. Your Huckleberry thinks his management team of Mouth of Sauron and Gothmog should take their babies by the hand, make 'em do a high head stand.

The Artist plans on protesting the Number 6 Dance. Mex plays a classic love song, Enters The Dragon and forms a family blues band.

Season 6 of The Phlegm Cat Podcast begins as The Mexican gets left home from hockey. The Artist then celebrates The Continental Xmas Gathering by golfing with Charlie Brown. Your Huckleberry decides he will start a company that makes cholo candles then heads to Asia to party with Abe Vigoda.

Mex ends Season 5 by tricking new listeners into thinking he's a genius. The Hernandi save Christmas. Two Rankin and Bass epics are examined meticulously by The Artist and prove the fact that Santa may indeed be a dick. The episode features a year-end recap of Season 5 and it's impact on the world economy.

The Mexican presents his annual Christmas Show. This year The Crew rally around the Phlegm Cat himself to save his life. Teaming with a local PBS station, The Artist attempts to hold a pledge drive for Derek's neck operation. There is plenty of holiday music, parodies and holiday commercials from the past. We meet a taser-wielding rodent named Merbil and an old friend returns...

The Artist reveals his delight at the band Chic. We learn that The Continental changes a man. Mex thinks this dude Gothmog has a boiled lobster tail face. The Huckleberry welcomes home Ferris Bueller and knows a ton about sexy scientist talk. Oh, and pickle ball is dumb.

The Huckleberry delves into the mystery of A.I. An old friend visits in studio to bring awareness to a cause that launches this year's Christmas Show. Mex remembers getting clipped by a guy named Barry.

The Mexican hates when the end is chopped off. The Artist then praises these two gentlemen of leisure: Del and Neal. Your Huckleberry then warns against wearing a heavy blanket to a Stones' riot.

Your Huckleberry celebrates Thanksgiving by praising frozen butt cheeks. The Artist Talks about sore losers and their impact on a guitar pedal. Mex thens meets a good Samaritan that digs bacon.

The Artist revisits his favorite mini series-  this time with more hatred. Mex wonders why evil dudes are always British. Your Huckleberry may be goin the way of Jack Torrence, but it's cool, his kid is in tight with a governor.

Mex settles all your election result issues with the help of Lucky, Dusty and Ned.Your Huckleberry goes gangster in front of his favorite pizzeria. The Artist then wants to be one of the few songwriters to parody his own song.

Mex has hilarious funeral stories to marvel at. One of these stories involves methane and the church. The Artist then tells his crew that Otis loves them. Your Huckleberry stands up for cruddy golfers everywhere!

The Grim Reaper pokes his jive-ass head into Mex's bidness. The Huckleberry knows his first amendment rights include filming bricks. The Demon puts his dragon-covered foot into his tongue-infested mouth. The Artist and Hawk have a golf round only three will remember.

Mex knows it takes more than a coat of paint to make it at Thunder Road. Your Huckleberry golfs with Mary Jane and remembers his favorite DUI. The Artist has a golf venture that features John Wick. David ends the show by introducing his new weed buddy.

The Mexican has an issue with Mr. Closed Caption. The Huckleberry then contacts Gilead for help with the Squirrel War. The Artist then expresses joy over singing "Greased Lighting" to a dancing priest. PLUS: Mex and Hawk go all Furio on a dude.

The Huckleberry has blue collar knowledge in a white collar world. This makes moving couches easy. The Artist then wonders if Frankie Valli is made of wax, explains the real lyrics to "La Bamba" and steps up the War of the Squirrels.

Mex has regrets over his 9/11 jokes. The Artist comes to grip with the escalation of The War of the Squirrels. The Huckleberry screams "Ritchie!!!", then uses his face to get a discount at golf.

Mex learns the beauty of a Nine & Dine. The Artist then declares his reluctance to be king, yet refuses to acknowledge other royalty. The Huckleberry's childhood crush may be manic...

Mex meets some old bros and throws a Corleone Death Stare at a poor soul. The Squirrel War claims another victim as Mex & Popeye enjoy a concert. The Artist then entertains his young son with two racially stereotyped dinosaurs.

Mex joins Hawk on his sophomore outing on the links. You'll soon start to hear the word "gaping" more on a golf course. Mex gets Lizard Kingish and we are introduced to The Adventures of Batsh*t Anne™.

The Artist knows two things: Bros need love too and you can't reach the Pop Tarts. Mex then sings songs, makes up rhymes, does poetries and haikus. Plus the genius of Evel Knievel.

The Huckleberry may be a distant relative to The Fudds. Mex then gets Princy and takes a friend to The Pit of Despair. The Artist then vows to dance where they like 'em swarthy!

The Artist vows to make the mundane awesome. Mex then thinks his family are good background vocalists, talks to Tattaglia the Nutty™ and wonders how you lose at olympic-level trampoline.

Mex hears a pounding ruckus. The Artist declares he has to evolve better, don't do any pressies and expand your inputs.

Mex is proud that he did title fonts. The Artist made a bad genre choice, found the bouncy people and would rather keep his sleeps in a bundle.

The Huckleberry almost squares off with the KGB. The dispute stems from the belief that squirrels don't speak Russian. Nobody asks about Ripple Timmy and Stuttering' Fred.

The Huckleberry returns from Canada with knowledge. Mex knows how to handle a leech. The Artist also learned that: liberals don't fish, old dudes can't swim and fishes don't have necks.

The Artist wants you to meet Jimmy Tubesteak. Mex then celebrates getting Russian puppies. He is very excited to make a pizza out of The Missus' head and realizes his new alarm system has a lot of "F" words in it.

Mex makes a plea for activity after unveiling Anger Boy. The Artist now enjoys Happy Fun Candy Birds and knows some dudes that talk about leeches.

The Artist thinks all saxophoners have to unleash their brass. Mex says you can't discriminate against tongue-punchers and introduces the latest terror group: Jabber-Jaw, Geriatric F*#kwads.

The Artist just wants to be free with his pelvis. Mex then wants someone to check out his basket. The Huckleberry thinks you're whateverphobic, but it's ok, because there's heated undercarriages on his elbow.

Look, The Mexican can handle: automatic weapons, goatees, car washes, Hulk, and Broccoli Head, but he CAN'T handle three Patties, man.

Mex introduces erbody to Mr. Gynistic. The Artist then claims basic bros don't say "interwoven". He then describes the full spectrum of tees and creates the phrase "At the  bottom of the day".

Mex wants to know who's afraid of Lee Trevino? The Artist ponders why there are no male nuns. He then sings the Jesus Christ journey adventure song, but only after spitting on the binder clip.

A special guest arrives for Mex's intervention, but it gets crooked and mumbly. The Artist then says "Hey, regular lady". Mex is all about dandy rules and the golf bouncer.