Thotology

“Crate madness, girls survival guide to football season, with the season just around the corner and celebrity relationships are for the birds” Jax is BACK with the behind the scenes Shanoudi and Jeff from the streets. We talk about the crate crisis and why everyone are losing their minds over it , football season hacks for us girls to handle our boys during it, and we dig into celebrities with their beefs and their relationships.

“ Renner over future, thotology anniversary, and where's mariah?”In this episode, Jax chats with the behind the scenes teamabout who is the real goat, if showering daily is a necessity, and …where's mariah?!

“ Cougars and customers”Jasper and Mariah talk about the benefits of being with younger men and the in's and out's of their career field

“ Miami, the one hour shit show.”Delve into the tragic details of the trip Jax and Mariah took to Miami, needless to say they will be taking next week off. Chop this episode into two.

“ Mariah and Jax take Miami”How to get on a yacht without marrying an old guy

“ How to be a fuck girl”Mariah, Gigi and jax talk about how to keep your options open and how to be a fuck girl if you really wanna go that route.

“ The “kings” are dissected on thotology and Kevin Samuels is full of shit.”Nick cannon peaked in drum line and now he's daddy day care, Tristan can't keep his pants on, and apparently Chris Brown didn't learn the first time.

“ You hate us cause hiatus”Mariah is back from wherever she supposedly went, harsh advice, hot gossip, and French fries.

“ Quavo vs. Saweetie, tittie problems, annoying things about your SO”Jax and I talk about the Quavo and Saweetie debacle, tittie problems, and who takes longer showers you or your man. Also, jeff won't let Jax be in the kitchen when he's cooking

“ Hot girl summer, chub rub, entanglements.”Me and Jax talk about going out more and wearing less, loving your lumps and bumps, and why entanglements are honestly the bestest thing ever. Also women can get sex easier than men.

“ Married friends, the Hawaiian shirt, Mariah exposed”On this episode Mariah talksTo her friends and neighbors about the memories they've created over the last 7 years, and all the weird things you didn't know about Mariah's life.

“ Michael gets waxed, cancel culture, the hat story.”We waxed Michael for international women's day, apparently the Grammys is rigged, and we are putting Jeff and Michael in the woods for 48 hours with a flashlight (no batteries included), a car air freshener, and a book of matches.

“Botox & Filler Faux Pas”On this episode we talk about fillers, Botox, and how to stay young forever without having to join the Illuminati.

“ Advice for your skin, your twenties, and marriage after 30”On this episode Mariah sits down with the skin professionals, so we can all look twenty in our thirties, you're welcome.

“Sex during covid, ribbed for his pleasure, sand in your coochie” Should you wear an N95 during sex? Does everyone get sand on their clit at the beach? Are you textured or smooth? We have a lot of questions this episode.

“ I'm not sorry, team no lips, post valentine breakups”On this episode Mariah doesn't apologize, and she doesn't have lips. Also we talk about how spring break ups are around the corner, and how Micheal wants to wax his chest.

“Red flags, don't be pressed, photos of my ex having sex”During this lesson, the girls talk about red flags, why you shouldn't be pressed and Mariah getting sent photos of her ex mid-coitus

“ Show me your #@$&, wet things on my feet, OnlyFans.”On this episode my stripper/ genius friend Kasey shares her insights on money making, and her most horrifying night at work, also OnlyFans, do or don't?

“The guy in Korea, side

“Insider trading, masturbation, and the “D” word”During this lesson, Jax and Mariah discuss the art of cumming fast, playing with yourself, best and worst sex moments, and also they've been drinking.

“ Working in a prison, the stripper chronicles, advice for young girls.”The times and tribulations of being a stripper, what it's like to work in a prison, and lessons for the young girls. Tune in to learn something!

“Being by yourself, sex on the first date, stop giving toxic men the kitty”Mariah and the boys talk about how it feels to be alone, when should you bang on the first date, and when it's breaking your heart you gotta leave it alone.

"Bootcamp, online classes, and splitting the check."In this episode Mariah and the boys talk about some Bootcamp battle stories, wearing sweats to online classes, and are we splitting the check?

"How to get the girl, catch him sliding on insta, a very COVID Christmas."Tips on how to impress that girl you're obsessed with, catch the guy you like being shady on Instagram, and why it's never too early to decorate for Christmas.

"Hair gummies, stalkers, and should you text your ex back."Hey guys it's finals and because I'm so gracious I won't be administering an exam. Today I will be talking about crazy exes, hair gummies and to block or not to block.

"Football fantasy, and giving your ex's hoodies away”"Jeff still won't take off his mask, and Jax and I don't understand football fantasy. Today we talk about watching orgies, and should you share your location?”

"The time I almost shaved my head, Jeff wants a PS5, the great Nilla wafer debate."Will Jeff get a PS5? Will, he ever take his mask off? Will I shave my head?Tune in to find out about man wigs, turkey funerals, the fascination with the PS5, and what to eat when you're hungover.

"delete his number, pack a go-bag, and leave your bad relationship."In this lesson, Mariah and her friends Becca and Sarah, talk about why he doesn't need to have a name in your phone, and the essentials you need to pack when you leave their ass.

"Daddy issues, the divorce fairy, and self-love."Let's talk about daddy issues, why you get anxious when he doesn't text you back, and how to set some boundaries and be the leading lady in your own life

"Pigeons, pumpkin picking, and are we living in a simulation?“During this lesson, Jax and I talk about the pigeon conspiracy, the chore that is pumpkin picking, and why I don't own a whole shirt.

“Military sexual harassment and the time I sent dick pics.”Enjoy this teaser for tomorrow's episode, we talk about some important topics, and cover the do's and don't's of sending proactive images, how to keep our hands to ourselves, and not be creepy.

"Drunk stories, more astrology, and simple skin hacks."Hey guys happy Thursday, today we dive deep into Mariah's drunken adventures, talk about astrology, and the time Mariah got banned from a bar for life.

“ The cranberry juice guy, what girls like, and fucking Libras.”Guys it's midterms next week, and we are talking about Fleetwood Mac, mirroring psychology, and Mariah talks about why she hates Libras.

“2020, both dating and tummy tea could kill you.“Find out about the scam that is tummy tea, what dating feels like during this climate, and the time a laxative almost killed Mariah.

Lesson 5: "Prozac, Being Original, and Why I Hate Fall."Hey guys today we're taking notes on being original, the scam that is Apple picking, and good habits that will change your life. Also, Mariah makes a joke about Prozac.

Thotology Lesson 2:Take notes sis, today we talk about mental health movies, how to catch a cheater, quick fitness tips, and why it's not cute to be flakey.

Lesson.1 Pt.2Get over your trauma, we're healing over here. Today we're covering flirting on Instagram, the best mix cd I ever received, and how self love effects your dating.

Lesson 1 “How to be a bad bitch Pt.1” - Get in loser learn to love yourself, on this founding episode of thotology you learn how Liz and I met, how to be a bad bitch, and how to manifest the perfect parking spot.