Trash Animals Podcast

SUP NERDS! Gotta brand new sparkling pile of trash for you! We have an awesome guest on a quest to be welcomed back into the fold after some felonious foibles involving an unholy amount of vomit. We also find out that Tim’s “satchel” taste like cool ranch. Also why does everyone want diamonds!?Also C-Los wants to give my daughter a terrible onesie. THIS IS SUCH A FUN EPISODE MAN! HAA! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Genius of Love by Tom Tom ClubMusic Played in Podcast:OneThreeFour by Hermitude Ft. Buddy & BJ the Chicago KidAudio Clip: Jesus Is The One by Zack Fox, Kenny BeatsClosing Tune:Bad Bad News by Leon BridgesShy by Leon BridgesBeyond by Leon BridgesFollow Our Guest on IG! @ta_visualsSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

CEEJAY PEES THE BED! We find out what the definition of a best friend is. Semen is the same as pancake batter. Our very own C-Los turns 30 and it was a night not soon to be forgotten. The Texas Fair can suck a back of dongs. We meet Nester the Colorado wilderness living, semen eating, presidential candidate. Would you lick a butt? How much would you charge!? This is a good episode. Put your socks on...CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Morning Sex by Ralph CastelliMusic Played in Podcast:China by Anuel AA, Daddy Yankee, Karol G, Ozuna, J. BalvinVideo Clip: I Wanna Lick Yah Butt - https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhMKxz4MH33Re2gN5yClosing Tune:Grown Up Calls by Toro y MoiSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

Hello, my sweets! Trash Animals are back with more nonsense! Today I'm joined once again my good buddy Foxy Garcia! Get ready cuz we're talking about cannibalism, how much of a man Bear Grylls is, our aura colors, how going commando is a recipe for an instant boner, and how MeUndies is the best company ever. CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Catching Feelings by Justin Beiber87 by PolyphiaMusic Played in Podcast:Like That by Disero (ft. Joshua Smith)Video Clip: Shia LeBoeuf - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCIClosing Tune:Never Going Home by CJayQ (ft. Peter $un)FOLLOW OUR GUEST, CARLOS GARCIA, ON INSTA & TWITTER: @ok_hereiamSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HOLY WOW... BIG EPISODE! HUGE ANNOUNCEMENTS! SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT! CAPS LOCK IS ON! Your O.G. trash animals are back together again for a special Trash Animals Podcast! We talk about some rather big life-altering events and recount C-Los' amazing vacation in New Mexico! EXCITEMENT! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:After the Storm by Kali Uchis (feat. Tyler, The Creator & Bootsy Collins)Music Played in Podcast:Monument by Mutemath - Disero RemixClosing Tune:Bad After We by SHY FX (feat. Kojey Radical & Ghetts)SEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

WOW. Life is so crazy and random! But you can rely on the Trash Animals doing their best to provide you with quality trash! We're back today with guest Carlos Garcia! We talk about the origins of Peter Pan, how terrible Pam is from The Office and anal beads!... YES, ANAL BEADS. CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Azucar Negra by Celia CruzMusic Played in Podcast:Crop Circles by Jon BellionVideo Clip: Angry Weatherman - https://www.instagram.com/p/ByB1TKThUM8Closing Tune:Addin' Up by CJayQFOLLOW OUR GUEST, CARLOS GARCIA, ON INSTA & TWITTER: @dope_foxSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

Ho...ly...poops. Your favorite podcast maybe is back with a fresh pile! We have an amazing show for you today! Standup Comic, Taylor Johnson, joins me in the lair to talk comedy, check out some old soda commercials, listen to some Carly Rae Jepsen and dabble in a bit of improv! It's gonna be so great you guys! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Frontline by KoinoniaMusic Played in Podcast:Hurt Feelings by Mac MillerVideo Clip: Key & Peel Macadonian Cafe Sketch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1KiFON-GWg Closing Tune:I'm Gone by LogicFOLLOW OUR GUEST, TAYLOR JOHNSON, ON INSTA & TWITTER: @taylordsonWEBSITE: www.followtaylor.comSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

Every great movement in history began with a few brave people who took the first step toward change... this is NOT one of those movements. What you're about to hear are the ramblings of two slightly inebriated weirdos who just can't stop talking about poop... CRANK IT!SEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

OH, MY GLOB! How we've missed you all! We can't believe it's been 2 whole months! It's ok though... because the Trash Animals are back... don't cry. We got a special guest on the show so CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Weed by SleepdealerMusic Played in Podcast:Homicide by Logic, ft. EMINEMVideo Clip: Newscasters Using Slang - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li9u7GWKh-sClosing Tune:Corner Store by Macklemore, feat. Dave B & Travis ThomsonFOLLOW OUR GUEST, ERIC ROJAS, ON INSTA: @red_megapixelsSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

SUP YOU FILTHY ANIMALS! In this weeks episode we talk about first jobs! We also talk about being cholos and my former life as a prostitute! BAHAHA! You kids are gonna love this episode! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:J'sus Chroist Remix by Jon Marc PerezMusic Played in Podcast:Calligraphy by SabaVideo Clip: Baked in a Buttery, Flakey Crust! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIrQ9ilL8awClosing Tune:You're Not Alone by SaosinSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HAPPY FRIDAY YOU FREAKS OF NATURE! You guys... we talk about anal sex and being drunk on this one. Nuff said. CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Photosynthesis by Saba, Jean DeauxMusic Played in Podcast:Common Ground by Our Last NightVideo Clip: Creed Cover by Greg Mead - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M-r9iLGwcEClosing Tune:Never Comin Home by CJayQSEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

WUS CRACKIN' CRAZIES?! Your two favorite trash animals are back for another episode of your favorite podcast! Trash Animals Podcast Episode 21 is all about people losing their shit! HAHA! Many clips in the show along with a soothing take on the classic song, "My Heart Will Go On"... BAAHAHAHAH!! CRANK IT!Opening Tune:Nonstop by DrakeMusic Played in Podcast:Dulce by FlofilzVideo Clip: My Heart Will Go On - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhMClosing Tune:Electric Body by Asap RockySEND IN YOUR TRACK REQUESTS!follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HEY WEIRDOS! We're back with another episode of your favorite podcast maybe! The Trash Animals Podcast is streaming now! This one is all about politics and religion... just kidding. HAH!! CRANK IT! Opening Tune:Face My Fears - English Version by Hikaru UtadaMusic Played in Podcast:Bloom by Troy SivanClosing Tune:We Are Water by Papadosiofollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HEY YALL DUMMIES! We missed your stupid faces. We're certain you missed ours. Your favorite trash animals are back and with a vengeance! We got another CHECKIN' IN WITH DAD. As well as some music from Charlie Puth. We also have a special interview with an old friend of mine! PUT YOUR EARS IN AND CRANK IT!Opening Tune:White Lies (Feat. Jenni Potts) by ODEZSAMusic Played in Podcast:BOY by Charlie PuthClosing Tune:2012 by Joey Purpfollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

We pulled it off kids! A mid-week batch-o-trash for you. Because we love all you trash animals out there. You guys, bonus disclaimer for you... if you LOVE DOGS... this isn't the episode for you. LOL PUT YOUR EARS ON AND TURN IT UP!Opening Tune:Soy El Fuego by EeveeDante's Creek by THEY.Closing Tune:Avalanche by Bring Me The Horizonfollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HO..LY..CRAPS! We're back! New year, same trash animals. Episode 17 is on and poppin'! Easy on the resolutions guys, start off small. Make one of your resolutions for this year be to tell more people about the Trash Animals Podcast! EASY! Get in here!Opening Tune:Wonderful Day by CJayQClosing Tune:Dante's Creek by THEY.follow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HO, HO, Ho, Pimp! LOL! Happy Holidays, dummies! Happy Christmas and all that junk! In this episode, we recount a lot of "MEMORIES FROM MY YOUUUUUUTH!" (possible new segment) Also we talk a little Red Dead Redemption! GET IN HERE!Opening Tune:Hollow Life by Coast ModernClosing Tune:Inner Bloom by Rufus Du Solfollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

SUH BRUHS! We back with some more tasty treats for your ears. It's almost dumb 'ol Christmas! Are you reeeeaaadddyyyy???? BAH HUMBUG! Where are all these drunk racist people Carlos keeps running into coming from!? Jeeezzuuuss. Get in here!Opening Tune:Gamble by TOKiMONSTAClosing Tune:Stratosphere by MUTEMATHAll Time Low by JON BELLIONfollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HELLO WEIRDOS! Your weekly dose of gross and stupid is here! Get the latest on the Ceejay and Hot Sauce' relationship! NEW SEGMENT: Checkin' In With Dad! Drunk racist white lady chatter! MY EXCITEMENT LEVEL IS OVER 9,000!Opening Tune:WIN by Jay RockClosing Tune:Sunset by Midnightfollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

HEY DUMMIES! A brand new episode of the Trash Animals Podcast is here! If you recently got a new job and can now trash talk your old one, are into rimming, or would have sex with a robot, this might just be your episode! Get in this! Opening Tune:Sunset by The MidnightClosing Tune:Youngblood by Sun Culturefollow. @trashanimalspodcastcontact. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

Hey, dummies! We got another episode or your favorite podcast maybe is fresh from the pile! Trash Animals Cult, stupid Christmas, relationship status, fighting for equality, rolling my ankle sucks balls, hard crying, random text: DO IT, Hachie is a metropolis, holidays with the in-laws, November Christmas music listeners, worst family Christmas traditions, FART MACHINE, Dutch Oven, calling my baby bro, Facebook, little drummer boy, Jon Mike the composer, worst cousins, C-Los at the gym, looters, black Friday’s matter. Get into it! Opening song:House on Fire by Spirit AnimalClosing Song(s): 40oz by SWUMOcean by Floremail. trashanimalspodcast@gmail.comfollow. @trashanimalspodcast

Thanksgiving Week! Let's do this! Eat all the turkeys! Stuff yourself with stuffing! What are you thankful for? Email the show! Thanksgiving is near, Lil Skittle, Ethiopian sized Thanksgiving, overeating, Joe’s second greeting for Julia, Tom Green is the best, drones, LISTENER MAIL, undercover date with Hot Sauce, $3,600 Louis Vuitton sunglasses, majority votes, grape lady falls, on a date with Charlie Manson, what 1918 was like, marrying robots, death by diarrhea, C-los is my man, heading to New York this week! Get into it! Opening Tune:Award Tour by A Tribe Called QuestClosing Tune:Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Cage the ElephantEmail Us!trashanimalspodcast@gmail.comFollow Us On IG!@trashanimalspodcast

FINALLY! WE'RE BACK! And we're not talking about that amazing Don Bluth film! Your favorite trash animals are back in Studio C with a fresh bag of garbage for your ear holes! You can stop crying now... we're here. Loads of good stuff in this one. Hot Sauce contacts Ceejay and want to take him for a night out on the town, kids cant talk good, Julia has an admirer, Ceejay's a poet, let's go full trottle, idiot gets stung by a bullet ant, would you rather, UNO! GET INTO IT!

What can we say? It happens to the best of us. Major technical issues this episode! So bad that there is no way we can release it to you all without feeling like failures. LOL! Anywho, your favorite trash animals will be back next week with a new episode. Promise!

Hey you dummies! It's episode 9 of your favorite podcast maybe! Trash Animals Podcast is back again this week with soooooo many goodies! Speaking of goodies, Halloween is Wednesday! Dress up like a trash animal and send us your Instagram pics and stories! Get into it!

Hey dummies! Your two favorite trash animals are back with another episode of YOUR favorite podcast maybe! Recording from the suburbs in Ceejay's lair! Facebook suuuuuuucks, quality assurance, HOAs are useless, Lethal Weapon, Ceejay does a surprisingly good Murtaugh impression, downtown Dallas scootin', plastic surgery, where does Halloween come from?, dressing up for Halloween, Amber is a ginger, Ceejay is a BIG friend, State Fair of Texas, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective! GET INTO IT!

Guess what... it's episode 7 of your favorite podcast maybe! Get into it! I ate too, too many wings, threw up in C-Los sink, Uber driver tries to convert me to christianity, we encourage our listeners from abroad to drop us a line, eating ramen from a toilet, drone racing, Ceejay & Carlos in the Morning FRRR FRRR FRRRRRRRRRR, and we play WYR!

It's another episode of your favorite podcast maybe! Episode 6 of the Trash Animals Podcast! Get into it! Lego land is cool, going to NY for Thanks Giving, sick of people driving like psychos out on the road, suicide pacts, shoutout to our OR crew, weird gift giving, rooftop accidents, vampire bars, blow parties!Follow us on IG @trashanimalspodcastEmail us at trashanimalspodcast@gmail.com

It's episode 5 of the Trash Animals Podcast! C-los recalls tales from his NYC trip including encounters with trannies, a finger-blasting couple under a bridge, scoring weed from a Jamaican/Nigerian dealer, Texas-themed bars and many more! I reveal that if a dude is pretty enough, I just might kiss him in the mouth. Also, we play BATTLESHIP!!! Trash Animals Podcast! Get into it!

Admit it... we're growing on you. The Trash Animals are back with episode 3! And you thought we'd forget. IN YOUR FACE!

The FIRST episode released! We're keeping Episode 1 in the vault... mainly because it's terrible... but also because it would be funny as hell to release it one day so people can hear how unprepared and unorganized we were. A lot going on in this episode; Carlos almost dies on the road, the effects of alcohol, a little bit about my experience mixing sound, weight watchers, my job in the fashion industry, a missed job opportunity, and my adolescent bowl-cut.