Unsolicited and Unqualified

It was deliberate! It was deliberate! The boys took a totally planned and not at all flakey hiatus, and are back... to announce the end? This one's mostly nonsense, bro.

The boys are back after a mini-reunion. They reminisce about the glory that is California, and Joey dives deep into some California history that isn't quite so glorious. Strap in, kiddies.

The boys ring in the new year with tall tales about the American Apple King. Careful, you just might learn something in this one.

Nigel finds cracks in the official story of humanity's first trip to the big cheese ball in the sky. Buzz Aldrin's gonna be pissed.

Strap in, Loyal Dozen. The boys traverse through some sane and not so sane conspiracies surrounding vaccinations. This one's gonna sting.

We know how you like your sloppy pod's extra SLOPPY. Joey's still figuring out the soundboard, and Nigel channels his inner Michelle Pfeiffer to find out what lies beneath. Spoiler alert: it might be an elephant.

  The boys won't rest until they disparage the entirety of the Northeast Atlantic. Joey dives deep into an American horror story that doesn't involve latex or Kathy Bates, and a new soundboard is, at best, mildly entertaining. Happy Halloween!              

Nigel and Joey head a few clicks east of the paradise the Beach Boys lied about and get into the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle, as well as its acute, obtuse, isosceles and equilateral cousins around the globe.

The boys usher in a new format with a deep dive into the mass hysteria of the Salem Witch Trials. It's time to get deep into spooky season.

Joey saw London, France, and probably also some underpants. The boys are back with some of the "same old, same old." In keeping with tradition, none of this is very good.

They say that all good things must end... the boys bring you some special content before a planned hiatus. Kick back and listen as Joey and Nigel compare the top 25 horror films of the 21st century.

The boys pull a fast one on The Loyal Dozen and the South, planning a summer road trip while also not really getting anything done at all.

As promised, the boys try to get back on the horse and make this a regular thing. Still annoyed by a sub-par list of comedy, Joey and Nigel put together the films that kept them laughing through the the War on Terror, the rise and fall of MySpace, the Great Recession, and the Trump era.

The boys return from an unannounced and unappreciated hiatus to try and find their groove. Joey breaks down regional barbecue, Nigel extolls the strength of Liam Neeson's comedy chops, and the boys break down an inferior list of comedy bronze.

The boys return, and they've brought home a few strays! Listen as Joey masters the dungeons and leads our intrepid band of adventurers through the perils of ice, snowy owlbears, grand larceny and sexy pickup lines!

The boys get ready to flex some dice-throwing muscles, Peter Luger's Steak House gets some stiff competition for maître d', and there's finally some Wandavision discussion!

Time for some of the same-old same-old! Joey and Nigel conquer electrical interference to bring some classic content into your earholes. Crack addicts, gadabouts, and 800-thread-count human bedsheets!

The boys return to hail the victorious dead, hold toxic celebrities accountable, and come to terms with childhood celebrities failing them. There wasn't enough time!

The boys mull over the benefits of fasting, mourn the loss of a baseball great, and determine once and for all whether a sandwich or a naval battleship is the center of this week's conspiracy.

The boys are back to talk about unhealthy spending habits. It's time to make some changes. Oh, and also the government is trying to read your mind.

Nigel and Joey reconvene in the new year to find it's not much better than the last one. The rich and powerful keep weaving webs, man. WARNING: Explicit language cause Joey's exhausted, y'all.

This is a long one, bro. Joey gets held hostage by a chatty pyramid schemer, Nigel regales with tales of Swiss goats, and the boys break down the latest Disney news. See you in 2021!

The boys welcome Chris McKeon back to the show to talk about the conclusion to his Whovian Opus, they bid a fond farewell to the man behind Darth Vader's mask, and make plans for the purchase of a Tolkiensian manor.

Joey and Nigel say farewell to the quintessential quizmaster, avoid grandiloquent language, and do their best to catch up the last few weeks.

Election malaise got the better of us, so this one is late. The boys bid farewell to a kilted genius, and ruminate on the mysteries of the Cecil Hotel.

The boys return in grand fashion just to dash your hopes all over again. Is it autumn, or is it getting colder than usual? Do bears count calories? All these questions are asked!

Joey and Nigel, they're not concerned with regularly scheduled programming. They've got nonsense to talk about. Also, we've rediscovered Atlantis. It's about to get spooky.

Buckle up, boys and girls. Nigel and Joey gear up for a gastronomical safari throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Sandwiches, burgers, donuts, pizza, soul food, and yes, chili. We really dug deep for this one.

This one's definitely an Italian job.

Russian Woodpeckers and Clandestine Missile Defense sounded equally suggestive.              

The boys are falling back into a bad habit. Joey brings us up to speed with various nerdings, they say goodbye to an oatmeal legend, and Nigel reminds us why Florida sucks.

The intern responsible for releasing this episode on time has been sacked.

The boys find their way back into a temporary groove in order to ask the tough questions: How does one proper feast mode? Why does Liverpool suck at building ships? Is J.P. Morgan a criminal mastermind? Enjoy this shorty but goodie.

Microwave busted? The Illuminati done did it again! Joey breaks down nerd culture's steps to show that black lives matter, and Nigel shows us that we're all pawns in the hands of the wealthy.

The boys take a step back from the usual to bring black voices front and center. Joey takes you on a trip through black history, Nigel clues you in on some awesome content created by black voices, and the boys bring it home to let you know that you can lean on them if you need to. Follow this link for a list of groups you can donate to to help! https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html#victim-memorial

The boys are battling it out. Depression, the fate of Middle-earth... definitely one of those things. Turns out fantasy role-playing can take a genocidal turn.

You'd think we'd do something special for the big five-o. Wanna hear the full-length episode? Catch the last thirty minutes, as well as some other bonus goodies by heading to https://www.patreon.com/unupodcast and signing up!

Nigel and Joey are all about new enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. No, you gotta say it like De Niro in The Untouchables. That's it. Anyway, listen to the boys wax poetic about making things by hand. 

Joey and Nigel are falling apart, man. They've got no food, they've got no jobs, their pets' heads are falling off... it's probably not as bad as all that. Listen at your own risk.

Joey and Nigel are closing in on the cause of all this madness. That's right, it's the internet. Stupid TikTok

Nigel and Joey are getting cabin fever, ya'll. The boys break down the munchings and crunchings of their quarantine desires.

We're really not getting any better at this. Joey and Nigel say goodbye to the meanest cop in the Pacific Northwest, breakdown the best that streaming has to offer, and question the integrity of the Great White North.

Nigel and Joey practice safe social distancing in this one, bro. The boys say good-bye to a Bond Girl, a musical legend, and high quality podcasting. Thanks for sticking through this!

Do you hear that? That is the sound of inevitability. Joey and Nigel struggle to overcome the ennui brought on by social distancing and COVID-19. There are some laughs and a lot of sighs of exasperation.

Don Carlos is BACK! Nigel and Joey get into the nitty gritty of the new normal, life with COVID-19. The boys bid a fond farewell to a couple 70s stars, and get to the bottom of chemtrails.

Alice returns to bust the myths surrounding the hot new plague that's out to kill us all. Joey recovers from his own bout of illness, and the two determine whether avocados really can save us all. Spoiler alert: they can.

Alice and Joey get together to mourn the absence of Don Carlos. Meanwhile, it's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel pretty anxious... that REM is full of it.

NOT SO LONG AGO... IN THE MYSTERIOUS LAND OF TORONTO, CANADA... Well, it's gotta be hockey-related, right? The boys investigate the remnants of a Martian nuclear holocaust and learn about Canadian honor duels.

We did it! We're not sure what it is, but we did it! After a year, Nigel and Joey seem to have everything under control. Well, not really. Joey attempts to understand the nature of being, Nigel informs us of the assassination of a president, and the boys look for love in all the wrong places. Thanks for sticking it through with us, folks.

Joey regales Nigel with the horrors of homeowners associations, the boys reminisce on avians of the hockey variety, and Nigel recounts the scientific might of the Ancient Ali- uh, Indians,

The boys ruminate on birthdays and death days, discover the horrors of the postage delivery system, and learn about a new country! Oh, and there might be news about avocados...