White Slavery

As of today I am the proud owner of 2 homemade butt plugs, made by a Berkeley white woman, who's boyfriend is arab but looks Puerto Rican. The only way this could get any more Bay Area is if I put these inna veggie burrito and shoved it up my butt Enjoy the ep, we had fun last making it RATENAND REVIEW US! WE NEED THE SUPPORT Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea WS LINE (415)949-0128

Murahd is slowly becoming a good comedian and *nobody likes it. Some punk ass muthafucka threw a rock threw my window , was it aangry cumtown fan from last year, and angry girl I dated, or a Tenderloin bum? Listen and help us find out who's culprit God dammit ( shakes fist at the cloudy San Francisco sky ) * Kaseem Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley White Slavery line (415) 949-0128

Murahd went to Hawaii for a week and came back a tanned republican. Enjoy muthafuckas Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Here's our conversation with Rosebud Baker. Check out her debut comedy special " Whiskey Fists " streaming right now on Comedy Central Digital Sorry about my audio. Murahd and Rosie's are on point Rosebud- @rosebudbaker Kaseem - @kaseembentley Murahd - @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Thank god for drugs...legal drugs Enjoy

Murahd didn't think this ep was this funny because we had a heartfelt talk about where are lives are at and where were going. We also get into touch on some ( some!)news worthy stuff. I think it was one of our best eps in a while. You tell us what you think good melinateded and peach colored peoples at (415) 949-0128 or hit us on the grizzam @whiteslaverypodcast Murahd doesn't sleep a lot, so I don't trust a damb thing his Egyptian ass says Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley

I think I might have covid ( cue applause break) If I got the Omarion variant ill be fucking shocked. All I did was do 6 shows over the weekend with Hasan Minaj , infront of 3400 people a night, then hang out with hella random people backstage. I dont think it was that, I'm sure it was when Murahd sipped my coffee and didn't tell me. " DATS HOW DEY GIT CHA!!!!!" ( Black Uncle Voice ) White Slavery @whiteslaverypodcast PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON ITUNES. It helps in more ways than you know WS Line (415) 949-0128 Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea

Im not even gonna type a long description. Sorry were late, its a long story

Murahd and I drove back from his big ass show in Santa Cruz and decided to record our talk. We get into white struggle tv shows, Black billionaires, convertibles, Joe Rogan, the death of podcasting, dead body stories, kaseem almost bought a bentley, Murahd coming clean, the power of "Arabing", barking at comedy clubs, and crack rushes Murahd - @murahdshawki , @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem - @kaseembentley

We're back to posting the god damn ground breaking show on time until we find a way to fuck it up again. Murahd and I booked and busy

Murahd finally watched Chappelle's special. If you only watched 15 minutes of it skip this ep, watch The Closet for Christ sakes, then come back to our caliente takes on good ole D-A-V-E Murahd @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley

This week Amy Miller @amymiller ( Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, Epix ) is our special guest. We hate having guest via zoom but Amy is a pro and delivered like Dominos. This ep is great, she's great, White Slavery is great and America is great......again * throws red hat in the air* •Follow Murahd at @ dopeshowbayarea •Check out Kaseem with Hasan Minhaj November 26-28 at the Masonic Auditorium Whiteslaverypod.com WS Line (415) 949-0128

Our friend comedian/all around smart guy James Mwuara comes by to talk with Murahd about everything. This episode is super retarded-dumb doo doo dollaz funny. Sit back, make sure your air pods got enough juice and get into this great conversation between these 2 young lions.....YOUNG MONEY Follow Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea for stand up shows Catch me with Hasan Minhaj Nov 26-28th at the Masonic Auditorium

We back. This ain't like last weeks uploading Lupe Fiasco. Shouts to our editor Andrew DeLeon ( @andrew.de.leon )for busting his ass almost every week with the cuts, scratches, mixes and matches. Make sure you support Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea and if you're im San Jose peep my guy with Damon Wayans at the San Jose Improv Catch me October 19th with Amy Miller at the SF Punchline and with Hasan Minhaj 11/26-28 at The Masonic

Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the

We did it....50 EPISODES! We've come a long way baby Now we just need to do another fifty then we can blow our brains out ***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**** OCTOBER 24TH , 7 - 9PM @ MILK BAR DARNELL HOSTED BY WHITE SLAVERY FREE $HOW STAND UP INTERVIEWS VIDEOS NUDE WOMEN GUNS DRUGS AND GIVEAWAYS COME THRU AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST LIVE SHOW SINCE THE JIM JONES MASSACRE OR COMIC RELIEF 89

This week Murahd and I sit down and suck up to Andrew Orolfo. He's funny ( really funny ) and kinda filipino ( that's panny). Follow Andrew on Instagram and catch his from Comedy Central 14 Comics You Should Know " on October 5th https://instagram.com/andrew_orolfo?utm_medium=copy_link https://youtu.be/HRC1PIS0G5M

**cue horns** The Slavery Boyz are bike with part dos of our award winning conversation with the illustrious Roy Wood Jr. We covered a lot so we're not gonna bother you with a rundown. Sit in your dumbass cubicle or next to your dumbass ass baby, get into the ep, and do it like its your bday....audibly

Roy Wood Jr. ( The Daily Show, Comedy Central) was out guest this episode and it was pretty bad. We really need to start booking better guys but he begged us and paid us. We get into A LOT in this ep, so much we split our sit down into 2 episodes. Get into this audio bumrush for the next 114 minutes and come back next Wednesday for part dos. STOP PLAYIN WITH US

*taps microphone* " Brothas and Sistas.... Milk crates are killing the Black community " RUNDOWN: •MURAHD NEEDS A MEDITATION RETREAT •BLACK COMEDY SHOWS AT WHITE CLUBS •THE POWER OF WOMEN STAYING AWAY FROM MEN •FOCUSING ON "YOU?" IN YOUR TWENTIES •TIK TOK WHITE GIRLS •MURAHDS PLAYER PHASE •ASIANS ARE THE FUTURE WHITES •PITCH: AI COMEDIAN •IS MURAHD A OPENER OR FEATURE? •WHITE SLAVERY NEWS

The Taliban is back and Talib Kweli isn't....god ain't real * Update* WHITE SLAVERY LIVE SHOW COMING SOON RUNDOWN: USING PEOPLES ASHES AS SPICES KASEEM GREENROOM ETTIQUETE GUIDE MURAHD VS BOOKERS CHICO, CA COMEDY LIVE SHOW PITCH SESSION WHITE SLAVERY NEWS

*Black Jerry Seinfeld speak* " Whats the deal with these white people not washing there fuckin kids? " RUNDOWN: CORNER STORE REPORT LAYS NEW CHIP FLAVORS GOOD FEET MURAHD ON SHROOMS MURAHD WEEKEND AS COMEDY CLUB OPENER LIFE SKILLS: WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO BE ALL BUSINESS SOCIOLOGY: WHITE PEOPLE AND SHOWERING KASEEM JUMPING BACK INTO STAND UP....MAYBE?....I THINK SO?? NEW RAVE THEORY

Murahd is back from LA and he didn't get canceled or molested by Kevin Spacey. There's always next time buddy RUNDOWN: NBA TRADES SIMONE BILES ADDERAL MURAHDS MENTAL HEALTH UPDATE MURAHD LA TRIP WHITE SLAVERY ANNOUNCEMENT

Kaseem and Murahd sit down for a good time with LA wild cowboy Jamar Neighbors ( Joe Rogan, Roast Battle, Keanu, Comedy Store ), we get into bathing, sex with lady comics, diamond toe rings, jamars art, his future, not giving a fuck about pronouns, it went everywhere! Fuck your family, job, and get into this 80 minutes of heaven

Hey sports fans....... whos ready for some whiiiiiiiiiiite assssssssss raaaaacism * crowd roars* RUNDOWN: MURAHD GOES TO THE GUNSHOW CONOR MCGREGOR BEN & JERRY'S IS MAKING US GAY DEVIATED SEPTUMS BLACK ENGLAND SOCCER PLAYERS FACE RACISM LEWIS HAMILTON ZAILIA AVANT-GARDE CONSPIRACY KASEEM GIVES MURAHD A SPELLING BEE THE BOYS ARE IN SELLING MODE ICE CREAM FLAVORS DEBATE

Mom........ is dad (gulp) GHEY? RUNDOWN: CUBA COCAINE & AQUARIUMS PLANTS KASEEMS APPEARANCE ROY WOOD JR JOB FAIR PODCAST GAY SHIT 30 DILDOS STORY WHITE PEOPLE GET ANYTHING ON TV KASEEM DAD MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL SEX CLUBS AND FESTIVALS GAY PORN WATERMELON MURAHD

This episode was supposed to be voicemail ep but we were in a girlie mood on Tuesday. Fellas! You might wanna hang back on this one because this week Kaseem and Murahd are STRICKLY for the ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez RUNDOWN: WRESTLING, WRASLIN, AND MORE WRRRRRRESTLEEENG! KASEEM IS THE BLACK FRANK CALIENDO JAPANESE AND TELENOVA WRESTLING MURAHD AND KASEEM ARE GOING ON A DATE RACIST PORN, WRESTLING CHARACTERS THE BEAUTY OF BLACKED.COM MURAHD AKA " MR. SLEEPY "

Murahd and I did a "thing" for a "thing?". Its pretty fucking good. Listen to it, absorb it, love it, make love to it, tape yourself making love and send it whiteslaverypod@gmail.com or 415.949.0128

One of these days Murahd and I are gonna "fight fight"

RUNDOWN: VOICEMAILS CATCHING UP WHITE BROTHERHOOD NEW GAME " WHICH WHITE PERSON IS BETTER" AKA WHITE VERZUZ •BRAD PITT VERZUZ MARTHA STEWART •TOMMY HILFIGER VERZUZ ED HARDY • VLADIMIR PUTIN VERZUZ KEVIN SPACEY • WHITE POLITICIAN VERZUZ WHITE LAWYER MORE VOICEMAILS

I'm seriously thinking about raising a child by myself. My first choice is a white one.........for "experimental" purposes. If you have the

LeBron James beating The Warriors last night was the best thing for San Francisco since Rice-A-Roni and booty sex RUNDOWN: THE WARRIORS SACRAMENTO RIP PAUL MOONEY VOICEMAIL MAILS CALL BACKS LAZY CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER

Another day, another successful white guy comedian saying something racist. * Kaseem cues Law & Order sound effect* RUNDOWN: TONY HINCLIFFE THE WAR BETWEEEN THE COMEDY LEFT AND COMEDY ALT RIGHT TIFFANY HADDISH TAKING OVER THE ELLEN SHOW JERRY SEINFELDS BEEF WITH BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT KASEEMS BAD WEEKEND WITH BOBCAT THE HISTORY OF SF TOUGH GUY COMICS VOICE MAIL: NIGGER DOG

A lot is happening this week for the boys. Murahd and I are birthday is Friday, its the 2 year anniversary of my comedy album LAKEVIEW ( Blonde Medicine), and my diarrhea is finally gone. It's a celebration bitches. One more thing its a short, its our present to you RUNDOWN: ITS A PARTY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY KASEEM GOT BEEF WITH MURAHD PHONE CHECK HOMIE GETTING MARRIED? WEIRD SEX BEING ALONE VS HAVING A FRIENDS FUTURE PLANS

Its babies first zoom episode. Shout out to diarrhea for making it happen! RUNDOWN: KASEEMS BUTT PROBLEMS TIKKI ASSALA STORY IS MURAHDS A TRAUMA SPONGE LIFE SKILLS ADVICE AIRPORT COMICS JORDAN PETTERSON PIMPS NOT GETTING HIGH WITH KASEEM

I almost ended the podcast today but I'm cool............................... FOR NOW!!!!!! ( Cue Law and Order SVU sound effects) RUDOWN: LITTLE DICKS THE DEPRESSING WORLD OF BLACK PODS RIP BLACK ROB CDC RACISM ARTICLE POWER WHITES ASIANS AND DRY CLEANERS FLAVORED DRUGS STEAK OR VACCINE 7 LAYER DIPS HANK AARON AFRICAN-AMERICANS VS. THE VACCINE THE REAL WORLD: MEN OF COLOR MARRYING WHITE WOMEN

Theres a lot going on with WHITE SLAVERY and

We got the call guys and we're moving to Austin. RUNDOWN: FAREWELL TO STUDIO 17 SWEET POTATO SPICE DMX MURAHD TRANS REBRAND BET UNCUT CONCERT MEMORIES CALIFORNIA REOPENING COVID FEARS NEW COMEDY GOALS CHECK IN

It's OFFICIAL were a thing https://www.sfgate.com/characters/article/SF-comedian-kaseem-bentley-flyers-race-16056002.php More articles. More life. More podcasting RUNDOWN: #STOPASIANHATE THE SF HOMELESS PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING THE PATHWAYS TO CONSERVATISM LEVELING UP AS "BUSINESS" NOT "BIDNESS" MEN THE ONLY BLACK PERSON AT A WHITE PARTY OPEY WAKA FLACKA FLAME EXPLODEITIS CAR FULLA " DUN DUN DUNS" MOVIE PITCH : A WORLD WITHOUT WHITE PEOPLE

"BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS"............. Anglo Saxon Sad Boy/Comedian/White Slavery met with Murahd and I to edit some videos. After we were he forced us to record a episode with him. We were scared as fuck but it came out really good. Take a listen RUNDOWN: •INTRODUCING DARC MARON • GUESS THAT ANDREW? • " BOYS! " ( TACKS NO GIRLS ALLOWED SIGN ) • DR. KASEEM GIVES LIFE ADVICE •" BOYS! BOYS! " ( BECOME BLOOD BROTHERS ) • ARABS ON TELEVISION • " BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!" ( WATCH A PORN ON VHS ) • ACID STORIES • BOYS! BOYS! ( WE FIX A CAR & KILL A CAT) BOYS! BOYS • WHITE SLAVERY UPDATES • " BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! "( WE JOIN Qnon)

WE GOT THE EPISODE IN LATE. SORRRRRRRY! IVE BEEN BUSY SELLING FAKE VACCINES AND MURAHDS GOT A NEW LADYFRIEND. SOMETIMES LIFE FUCKS LIFE ( AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PODCAST SCHEDULES UP). RUNDOWN: KROGER ROB FORD LOLA BUNNY BOBBY MCFERRIN/MADISON MCFERRIN INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE BLACK PEOPLE AND HAPPINESS HASSAN MINHAJ HAIR GUYS & HOOKAH BARS BUMS VS SMART KIDS STORY LONDON BREED PERSIAN UBER GIRL SCANDAL RICH NATIVE AMERICANS NEW DEVELOPMENTS WITH WHITE SLAVERY KASEEM'S COVID FEARS

THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY VOICE-MAIL EPISODES ENJOY IT OR DONT....WE DID....OR DIDNT WE?!?!?! RUNDOWN: MURAHDS CHAIN UPDATE THE COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF BEING YOURSELF STOCKTON HAS INVADED TIK TOK VOICE-MAILS

We recorded a bad episode earlier than night so we had come back SKRONG FOR DEEZ PODCAST SKREETZ. Heres the rundown: MO BETTA MURAHD IS CARDI B. THE NEW ALEX JONES? THE BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED LIFE OF BIRDMAN FREDDIE GIBBS ON JOE ROGAN TOP 5 RAPPERS THE CAN BE COMEDIANS LIST ADAM CURTIS SHOUT OUTS

Kaseem and Murahd are officially friends ((cue audience applause)) next episode were cutting each others fingers and becoming blood brothers. I'm not exactly sure but I think that'll also make us pirus. This episode was hella informative if you're trying to be less of broke boy ...or my case a broke non binary. Here's the rundown: FIRST FRIDAYS IN OAKLAND CRYING TALK SHOW HOSTS TIK TOK KASEEM IS WORRIED ABOUT MURAHD HOW ANNOYING WEED ADDICTS CAN BE EARN YOUR LEISURE ON THE BREAKFAST CLUB INVESTING LLC CLUBHOUSE PIMP SELF HELP MALE ACCOUNTABLILITY KEVIN SAMUELS ROBERT PATTERSON

If you're gonna catch covid from outdoor dinning on Valentines Day at least get it from a fine meal. Jalapeño Poppers shouldn't be the reason why your wife won't grow old with her husband. This was a 20 minute banger. Enjoy the special ep....and Happy Pedophiles day you 95%ers ---> https://www.instagram.com/tv/CLQabJyDTbW/?igshid=lyifaopz8pn2

The recorded pods are almost 100% as the warms up! Kaseem and Murahd are Superbowl Tom Brady Tampa COVID!COVID!COVID....AND MORE COVID! Vaccine updates Middle Eastern skin regimens A debate over Shakiras butt Murahds date has a surprise ending Van Jones on The View Valentines Day plans

Its sad Cicely Tyson died because she never got to do the #bussitchallenge on Tik Tok

It was raining when we recorded so this episode is gonna feel very cozy ( and at a few times very funny) So wrap yourself in your favorite Hermes blankie ( or clan robe, we don't descriminate!) make a fresh cup of coffee (? or tea if you're annoying!)sit back on your futon and enjoy this negro genius. No rundown this week, I read they don't make people listen. Just shake the dice on us and take a gamble for once in your life! Peace ( Japanese girl holding up two fingers)

Happier than a Nigerian selling $20 bootleg Biden/Harris shirts the boys are back like air fryed crack!!!! Murahd and I get into a lot in under 90 minutes! ( the episodes will be shorter from now on I SWEAR

This episode is the last of the backlog while I was trying to find a new editor, so if you're wondering why were talking about Thanksgiving stop racking your caffeine filled brains. Here's the rundown Dave Chapelle The Vaccine Gavin Newsom Murahd's epic date with a ollllllllllder woman Gay Masseuse Story Kaseem taps back into former self Thanksgiving stories Holidays and interracial couples The official Black Thanksgiving song Homeless Holiday food fight story Get into this episode, we're hear to motivate then procrastinate theeeen dominate l!!!!! Also here's a special video link to White Slavery's appearance this week on @andrew_orolfo Twitch show. ⤵️ The Problematic Stream?!? featuring WHITE SLAVERY http://www.twitch.tv/andreworolfo/v/871611318?sr=a&t=6462s