Two life-long friends, musician Matt Soko and stand-up comedian Keith Bello, have both unfortunately relocated to different states. They now continue their f****d up journey of making fun of each other and topping one another with horrible ideas on this comedy podcast that features segments like: Bad Alcohol Review, Finish My Sentence, Week in Review, and many more.
This episode is about a massage parlor founded by amputees.
The episode title is in reference to a show starring Arnold Schwarzenegger just saying "Hey!"
That, ladies and gentleman, is a reference to an old person calling life alert for things other than danger.
This episode features discussions about whether we could identify our penis out of a criminal lineup, which artistic style we'd choose to have our penises portrayed if they were having a portrait done, we talk about funny animal names, naked people on the beach, and much more.
In this episode we were talking about glory holes and I compared it to sticking your dick in a tree not knowing if wild animals lived in there, and Matt said something about a glory hole at the zoo.
In this episode we discuss why old people can't stop eating seeds and getting incontinence problems.
We're back after a 4-week hyena. Enjoy this episode like your grandma enjoys hard candy.
This episode we spent a little too much time on the shaft.
Somehow we got carried away on alternate names for boobs and thought bazoombas sounded like a sicilian grandma with huge knockers.
What's your least favorite porn phrase? a) breed my hole; b) I want to taste myself; c) piss slit
Like life, Grapenuts are always hard. We introduce our newest game segment this episode: Law & Order.
A hilarious misunderstanding leads to an even better Finish My Sentence segment. Cool down with an icy manatee julep.
We made 50 episodes! This week we do a soundcloud artist review, talk about the sudden deaths of Meatloaf, Louie Anderson and the guy who did Charlie Brown's voice, and play Things Grandma Used To Say as our rotation of games.
Sorry about the audio on this one, folks! It'll be back up to speed next week. I bought a new mixer and it was absolute shit. This week we review the new Bill & Ted movie and commemorate our fallen friend, Bob Saget.
Bringin in the New Year with a bang, Matt and Keith discuss a few things that happened around Christmas time and bash a podcast called Countdown 2 Kickoff starring the famous Joe Kraus of King of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
The season finale is here! This is the best of episode where we've whittled down our best segments and banter from seasons 1 and 2. We thank you for joining us for this long, and hope you stay tuned for an all new season 3 coming in January 2022.
The theme of this episode is "Are We Alone?"
Welcome to episode 42! The theme this episode is "The End of the World", in which we talk about how it might end and how soon. Will banana people from space end it all? Come find out.
The theme of this episode is death. We discuss near death experiences, life after death, religion, and all that shiz.
This episode is about Fact VS. Fiction, and we discuss the present state of America and the spread of disinformation.
The theme of this episode is "Bad Habits". Game of the week: What's In A Word.
The theme of this episode is Philadelphia!
In this episode, the theme is SPORTS. We play the Athlete Edition of Names As Sexual Positions in our rotation of games. This week, come see what the Dick Felt gets ya.
This episode's theme is WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMERS. Vacations, summer delinquencies, and more!
The topic this week is MUSIC. Rotation of fun and games is FUCK-MARRY-KILL.
We have a new intro song! This week's theme is ADULTING. What does it take to be an adult and why are people so god damn childish? Game of the Week: Names As Sexual Positions.
The theme of this episode is: Careers. Games Played: What's In A Word, Finish My Sentence.
Take a fuckin look, it's in a fuckin book, the motherfuckin reading rainbow. This week's theme is careers. Stay tuned at the end for a return segment: Obituary of a Celebrity We Wish Was Dead.
This week the theme is relationships. What makes a good relationship? Good communication? What makes a bad relationship? Jealousy? Insecurity? Are there leagues? Do opposites attract? All this and more, and a special "Sincere Messages From Hulk Hogan" on this week of Bent Out of Shame.
This week's topic is dining. We've both worked as servers, bartenders, cooks and prostitutes, but nevermind the latter. All our best stories from those days and comments on the industry in general right here on this week's BOOS. We throw an epic round of "What's In A Word" on the hot griddle, where we choose words in the English language and create our own meanings. This one was golden, like those 3 AM hash browns.
The theme for this episode is HORROR: our favorite genre of film, writing, you name it. Join us as we discuss our personal favorites and try to figure out what exactly sucked us in and sucked us off. Rotating game this week is Fuck-Marry-Kill, and a special closing segment "Obituary of Jennifer Lopez.
This week's topic: FADS. Do you remember wearing shit clothing from the 80's and 90's? Did you miss it? Fuck you if you're that young, but also, I'm sure you are just as big of a dork as we were and fell victim to some seriously bad trends. This week we bring back "Names As Sexual Positions" for our weekly rotation, and bust a big fat queen latifah all over each others' faces. Come join the mayhem!
In this episode, the theme is Mental Health. How do you deal with trauma-influenced mental illness or good old genetics, or a combination of both? We discuss our struggles and coping mechanisms for both anxiety and bipolar disorders, and share several experiences that have either hurt us or helped us along the way. Keith and Matt bring you a brand new segment: Sincere Messages From Hulk Hogan. In this segment we choose a text in which to read as Hulk Hogan. We bring back What's In A Word this week, and well as an excellent round of Finish My Sentence. Review us PLEASE!
In this episode, the boys cook up a new scheme for a segment, "Sincere Messages fro Hulk Hogan". We talk about the theme of education, and what it was like for us growing up in suburban Pennsylvania and New Jersey, and what benefits or deficits come from a Catholic or public education.
In this quarter-century episode, we bring a new game into the mix: Famous Names As Sexual Positions. Our topic for the week: sex workers and strip clubs. Don't forget to bring a towel.
In this episode, the weekly theme is car accidents. One time Matt ran over a kid after a week of doing acid, and a lady crashed through Keith's favorite masturbation room, but a non fruit-bearing cherry tree possibly saved his life. Also, we play "What's In A Word", a game where we find real, funny sounding words in the English language and, first, arrive at our own definitions before revealing their real dictionary terms.
I mean, do we even need to describe this episode's content after that title? It's true. Come and find out all about grandfather dicks in this tremendously low-hanging episode of Bent Out of Shame. New Segment: Obituary of Axl Rose. Contact us! Instagram: @bentoutofshame E-mail: bentoutofshame@gmail.com
In this episode, it turns out making a roux is an excuse for any otherwise inexcusable behavior. We bring back What's In A Word, with gems like "bumfuzzle" and "tittynope", have a wickedly harsh game of Finish My Sentence, and laugh like hyenas getting a root canal. Bring the astroglide for this one.
In this double digited episode that fits right in the hole of your glory, Matt and Keith discuss alcoholism and Keith's new pledge to fight against it. We also tackle 1000-pound sisters, mukbang, and much more grossness!
In this episode: Keith almost gets whacked (off) by a Brooklyn Italian for revealing insider information, Matt gets Drops of Jupiter all over his face while eating a filet of sole, sister, while performing in a mall in Sweden and, as per usual, these episode descriptions make zero sense. This week has a new edition of What's In A Word! Come join us...
In this episode, Keith takes Benadryl and leaves his space heater running, nearly fucking up the entire podcast, but thankfully the boys still have fun. An epic return of Fuck Marry Kill includes friends such as Jaleel White, Gordon Ramsay and Alfonso Ribiero. Tell your friends about this podcast so we can stop working. Also, tits!
In this 18th edition of this still birth abortion dumpster fire of a podcast, we bring back the "What's In A Word?" game, in which we find strange words and create what we think they sound like, then read the actual definition of the word. Suck our tits.
Season Two is really off to the races on getting us cancelled. In this episode we attack: 9/11, Robin Williams, Rosie O'Donnell's new line of labia jewelry, and the well known fact that Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina smells like old cold plays songs.
In this episode, Matt and Keith surmise that homeless people shitting in trashcans in New York City are somehow the equivalent of R2D2 doing scat porn. Two girls, one 100% recyclable cup.
In this illustrious and mischievous episode of the BOOS podcast, Matt and Keith take on helicopter parents, the complaints of egregious and formidable behavior that takes place on the podcast, as brought to their attention by listeners, and things that could have gone horribly wrong on past dates.
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