Podcast appearances and mentions of Jaleel White

Which new segment is helping us connect all of the red string? Which Baron has stolen our itty bitty baby hearts? And which horror franchise is penetrating Alex's brain? We nail down the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 2 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What's the backwards version of a clip show? What fast food delivery vessel makes for the best carry on luggage? And which TV show's Halloween episode is even more off the rails than Stevil's? We resuscitate the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 3 of Family Matters with special guest Jake Mason.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577 / @jj_masonTikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Is the show pivoting before our very eyes? What's the difference between Chicago Polka and Cleveland Polka? And what's everyone's favorite Thanksgiving/Seventh-Inning Stretch song? We carve up the answers to these questions and more as watch Season 5, Episode 4 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Which football town has the ugliest women? How do you make sure your comic books appreciate in value? And how long can a television show (or podcast) last on charm alone? We do the research to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 5 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Which Mighty Weenie food causes the most traffic accidents? What iOS version is Laura running? And who are the real best friends around here? We embarrass our loved ones with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 6 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Another Thursday has landed on the calendar, which means the boys from the Real Life Podcast are back with a whole lot to talk about to wrap up the week. On today's show, the guys looked at the term G.O.A.T, fighting at sporting events, and more.Kicking off the second episode of Real Life of the day, the podcast got started with Wanye's hatred of the term GOAT and how it's so wildly overused these days. Back in the day, we used to name Goats and Stars at Oilersnation and the Goat was the term we used as our whipping boy. Just as that conversation was wrapping up, Chalmers wandered into the studio and kicked off a whole conversation about the fight that broke out at the Stars game and how there has never been someone that's deserved to get punched more than that guy. From there, the podcast devolved into all kinds of random nonsense about everything from Jaleel White on Family Matters to cricket to Chalmers' favourite week of the year. Lastly, the guys wrapped up the Thursday episode of Real Life with a chat about Chalmers' birthday and how things have changed mightily since they were kids. Gone are the days of partying on your birthday, ya know? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's got the sickest Primal Zodiac sign? Are these rules more confusing than Golf Rules? And what are the commercial implications of this guest appearance? We lace up to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 7 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

You guys, this is a big deal. We're finally gonna find out if any of these fuckers know that he's not a real boy. Crack open a Schnapple, it's Season 5, Episode 8 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Who has the most fuckable car? Which one of us is colorblind as shit? And how is John's internet connection? We zoom through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 9 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

 Yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. It's John. He's blue (da ba dee) because this week we're getting in our own shuttle and opening Pandora's box, baby. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

EPISODE 114 – BIG FAT LIAR This week, Brandon takes down a summer school teacher; Ashley has a “crap”-py ex; Brian nears the podcast singularity; and Chris overanalyzes Mr. Funnybones. BTW: Nic Cage can steal *our* Declaration of Independence! Starring: Frankie Muniz, Paul Giamatti, Amanda Bynes, Amanda Detmer, Donald Faison, Sandra Oh, Russell Hornsby, Michael Bryan French, Christine Tucci, Lee Majors, Amy Hill, John Cho, Taran Killam, Jaleel White, and Sparkle Directed by Shawn Levy FOLLOW US:Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/trashwatch)Instagram (@trashwatchpodcast)Twitter (@trashwatchcast)TikTok (@trashwatchpodcast)Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/trashwatch/)YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5YpPcNIBmqNvvLvxa3WTLA)Email (trashwatchpodcast@gmail.com)Listen to Brian's music at (https://www.brianhorne.com)Support the show

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Candice Confused by… yeah. This week we are joined by LONG time friends of the show Steve and Izzy of the Everything I learned From Movies podcast to discuss Wolfen. For the middle of Janu-were-y. Candice wildly confuses Gregory Hines with Jaleel White. Which I think says more about her than all of us. And Tim gets real nitpicky about some shit for a good reason. The wolfen are not smart. They live under New York, and eat the homeless, when they could easily eat the rich, and make the world a better place. They are contributing to the bourgeoisie and geocoding the proletariat. I guess Candice is a capitalist pig-dog. Please hit up Izzy on etsy https://www.etsy.com/shop/UntidyVenus Check out Everything I Learned From Movies https://www.patreon.com/eilfmovies   You know us https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits Hit us up on twitter. you can check us out on twitter. Tim Yobo @yobogold  Candice @horrorhoochie69, and me @eddietheaxe

Which video game franchise is due for a big comeback? How smart is a Smart Fridge? And what's the most energy efficient way to make pocorn? We pop through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 10 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What kind of women get the most excited about the holidays? What compelled John to do some research? And which leftovers are socially acceptable to eat cold? We wear our most questionable Christmas pajamas as we discuss Season 5, Episode 11 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Surprise! Luke will not allow us to escape Christmas Tradition! We continue our tradition of covering a late 90's-early 2000's kids movie for the Holidays, and this year its 2002's Big Fat Liar, starring Frankie Muniz, Amanda Bynes, Paul Giamatti, Jaleel White, Donald Faison, Sandra Oh, etc etc WHAT IS THE CAST IN THIS MOVIE!?Listen as Luke and Emily gradually convince Zack he actually had a good time!Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and we'll be back next year to finish Lost Galaxy!

Jaleel White stops by to promote his new Purple Urkel by 710 Labs. Itspurpl.com and we talk about him being the original voice of Sonic the Hedgehog.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who or what is a “Spoo?” What mystery actress got her big break in a mall? And what happens when we record on a Monday night? We spooze all over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 12 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What's the best smelling theme park? How do you know which exhibit is most important? And what's the best dish in a picnic spread? We soar over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 13 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Is this the “locker room talk” we hear so much about? What Urkel variant is being birthed right before our very eyes? And who's the only one qualified to give sex advice on this show? We fool around with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 14 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Does this count as a very special episode? What is the way of water? Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? We dive into these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 15 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

National Craft Jerky day. Pop culture from 1959. Movie Frozen released, 1st crusade, 1st superhero movie. todays's birthdays - Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, Eddie Rabbitt, Curtis Armstrong, James Avery, Robin givens, Jaleel White, William Fichtner, Shrek the Sheep. Horace died.

What characters are we thankful for this year? Is this ruling legally binding? And just how relatable is committing arson at your high school? We burn through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 16 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Are we time traveling or dreaming here? How does Jerry Seinfeld feel about Thanksgiving? And what movies has John seen? We use our sixth sense to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 17 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

John Cerasani is a serial entrepreneur, business expert and venture capitalist. He currently splits time between Los Angeles and Chicago, and has been featured on FOX, NBC, WGN, and CBS. Notably, he was featured in Crain's Business 40 Under 40 for one of his early companies at the age of 27. More recently, John sold an insurance business that he started from his kitchen table to a large private equity backed player. This put him in a position to retire at the age of 42. A few months later, he unretired, changed professional direction, and started Glencrest Global. Glencrest Global has quickly earned a name for itself as one of the premier early-stage venture capital firms in the United States and is currently in more than 30 deals. During this time, John has become business partners with some high profile founders, including: Aaron Rodgers, Kevin Garnett, Ashley Greene, and Jaleel White. Additionally, he is part of some very recognizable acquisitions and developments including apartment complexes in Los Angeles and Minneapolis, as well as The Vea Hotel (formerly the Newport Beach Marriott). John will also be releasing his second book “2000 Percent Raise” which gives readers guidance on leaving their employers to go into business for themselves. He is very active on social media as a business influencer as well, @JohnCerasani. Website: https://glencrestglobal.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What is the substance of choice in the Federation of Worldwide Wrestling? Who's in the nickname hall of fame? And what cult is making us veeery sleepy? We wrestle with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 18 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What summer festival has our names written all over it? What happens when our A and B plots converge? And who's doing what to the nut meat? We grind out answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 19 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Did we actually get an intern? Is this episode regular weird or different weird? And what are the neurological effects of jumping into the MIDDLE of this television show? We contextualize these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 20 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Who's getting credit for this internship? What's the fastest brain surgery available to forget this episode? And who's got the hot potato takes this week? We scout the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 21 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Where do you go when you need to lay real low? Who's sucking and who's blowing? And HOW MANY OF THESE NUNS HAVE WE SEEN BEFORE?! We've got these questions and more on our minds as we watch Season 5, Episode 22 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Was he on Family Matters? Has he seen Family Matters? What do any of us know about Family Matters? These questions and more answered as we interrogate a special guest about his behind-the-scenes story of a weird connection to our podcast. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Bruce Willis: Bruce Willis may or may not have sold his likeness rights to an AI company by the name of Deepcake but it's clear he is being taken advantage of in some fashion.Lust For Living: Jeff is going through crisis right now as he has lost the "lust for living", he needs to watch The Sopranos ASAP.Palette Cleansers: After a lot of real talk, let's bring the mood up by watching dudes ignore cops, a dude drink a miscarriage and sales people accidentally saying the n-word.CHAMPIONS!, PISS LIKE A PUPPY!, BIG DOGS!, HARD KNOCKS!, DETROIT LIONS!, METALLICA!, NO LEAF CLOVER!, CHIP AND DALE SLAYER!, THE DOLLAR!, EURO!, POUND STERLING!, CURRENCY WARS!, EUROPE!, UNITED KINGDOM!, ROCKY!, THE MIDDLE!, JIMMY EAT WORLD!, VOICEMAILS I FORGOT TO PLAY!, DBDEATHLORD!, ANDRES!, WHO'S READY FOR FALL!?, MILLY!, BRUCE WILLIS!, DEEPCAKE!, DIGITAL LIKENESS!, CGI CHARACTER!, DEAD PEOPLE!, DIE HARD!, COMMERCIALS!, JAMES EARL JONES!, DARTH VADER!, JALEEL WHITE!, URKEL!, VULTURES!, LIVE FOREVER!, HOMELESS!, RENT!, BILLS!, JOB!, UNION!, EMPLOYED!, NOT GOING TO WORK!, DEPRESSION!, SADNESS!, EVERY DAY YOU WAKE UP!, SOLDIER ON!, GRIT!, BARON CORBIN!, GETTING OLDER!, LUST FOR LIVING!, BUILT TOUGH ANYMORE!, POST VACATION BLUES!, QUIET QUITTING!, SECOND PLACE TROPHIES!, THE SOPRANOS!, CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI!, PAULIE!, ARC!, CHANGE!, BAD IDEAS!, DEMI LARDNER!, COMEDIAN!, ANOTHER YEAR OLDER!, MIKE!, EYES ON BECK!, RISE OF THE RESISTANCE!, R5!, DARKSABER!, PLATITUDES!, KRISTIN!, ADVICE!, CHANGES!, SMALL VICTORIES!, TIKTOK!, ALGORITHM!, ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN!, GOLDIE'S LAST DAY!, PFR!, SARGEANT PEPPER'S!, DISAPPEAR!, NEW IDENTITY!, CREDIT SCORE!, CREDIT KARMA!, BLOCKED!, PS4 MESSAGES!, HARASSING!, POLICE!, TACO BELL!, IGNORE!, OWNED!, CRUNCHWRAP!, MISCARRIAGE!, DIARRHEA!, GROSS!, HEAVING!, THROW UP!, HEARTBREAK!, LITTLE MAN!, CRUSH!, REALEST SHIT!, LITTLE MAN!, FATHER AND SON!, SNOOP!, CHIPS!, DORITOS!, SOLAR SALESMAN!, DOOR TO DOOR!, SLIP OF THE TONGUE!, N-WORD!, EMBARASSING!, HISPANIC!, LATINX!You can find the videos from this episode at our Discord RIGHT HERE!

Who's writing these musical arrangements? What's a Power Ranger to a god? And does this episode pass the Whiplash test? We rush through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 23 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Just imagine: it's the end of the week, and all you want to do is crash on the couch, switch on the TV, and chillax. Luckily for you, it's also the early 90s, which means there's no black hole of streaming services to get lost in, so no need to stress about making that choice we all struggle with nowadays: "What should I watch?" Instead, you can just pop something into your Easy Bake oven, grab a bottle of Pepsi Blue, then flip to that channel with the cartoon mice and enjoy! Rob teaches Ray about how ABC - with the help of Jim Janicek and some stellar theme song writers - dug itself out of a programming rut with some inspired marketing moves and savvy show scheduling; the charismatic young actor whose glasses-wearing, nasal-voiced, B-plot character ended up changing Family Matters from a message-driven drama into a comedic sensation; why Bea Arthur is now also a dancing goddess; and the many ways cable television channels have tried to recreate (or in ABC's case, recapture) the glory that was TGIF. If you like what we are doing, please support us on Patreon. TEAM Ray Hebel Robert W. Schneider Mark Schroeder Billy Recce Daniel Schwartzberg Gabe Crawford Natalie DeSavia ARTICLES EPISODE CLIPS Perfect Strangers network commercial - Pipe Dreams Perfect Strangers / Head of the Class rap commercial Perfect Strangers New Night commercial The beginning of ABC TGIF ABC - "TGIF" - February 16, 1990 - Openings - Theme Song Credits TGIF's VERY FIRST PROMO TGIF's VERY FIRST PROMO Top 10 Iconic Full House Catchphrases Family matters Steve Urkel's first appearance Just Ten Next.mov FAMILY MATTERS - Cemetery - I Should Of Done Something Family Matters - Do The Urkel (Season 2 Ep. 18) Steve Urkel becomes Stefan Urquelle! | Family Matters | Warner Archive ABC - "TGIF" - September 21, 1990 - Openings - Theme Song Credits TGIF Family Matters Trivia Promo Branding/Promo: TGIF Perfect Strangers Show Multiple Intros ABC Saturday Morning Preview Cousin It-H264 MOV 1280x720 16x9.mov Hammerman 1991 Cartoon Theme ABC TGIF & I LOVE SATURDAY NIGHT February 1992 - Promo for 'Jaleel White Special' & 'Growing Pains' Steve Urkel Cameos on Full House - Part 1 Step by Step: SE1EP2 - The Dance (3/3) Not The Momma! Golden Girls Bea Arthur and Jaleel White do the "Urkel" dance on the American Comedy Awards in 1991. Hidden America: Chilling New Look at Sex Trafficking in the US Big Sky Season 1 Full Trailer DeLuca Has a Breakdown - Grey's Anatomy The Rookie Fight Scene ADDITIONAL MUSIC & SOUND EFFECTS "Happy Bee" and "Beach Bum" • Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) • Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 • http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Additional Sound Effects from Final Cut Pro, iLife, and Logic Pro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What was the beta version of Stefan like? What's the worst movie spread across two VHS tapes? And who gets off on just watching? We ride shotgun for these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 24 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Who is the internet's favorite Family Matters character? When does Urkel really take over the show? And what do you know about the episodes of this season and not another season? We crack open these questions and more as we wrap up Season 6 of Family Matters. Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Who lets their kid make out with a garbage boy? Which is the sexiest of the brass instruments? And what's REALLY going on at the Taco Bell Cantina? We horse around with these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 1 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What has us feeling nostalgic this week? How much sweet cream is too much? And is this the performance of a lifetime? We switch between these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 2 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What store did Eddie get his edgy belt from? What's SisQó up to these days? And what new productivity device will completely change your workflow? We shuffle through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 3 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What's Steve using all that gravy for? Is this guy worse than Big Dick Nick? And who's ready for some war crimes? We go nuclear on these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 4 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

John Cerasani is a serial entrepreneur, business expert and venture capitalist. He currently splits time between Los Angeles and Chicago, and has been featured on FOX, NBC, WGN, and CBS. Notably, he was featured in Crain's Business 40 Under 40 for one of his early companies at the age of 27. More recently, John sold an insurance business that he started from his kitchen table to a large private equity backed player. This put him in a position to retire at the age of 42. A few months later, he unretired, changed professional direction, and started Glencrest Global. Glencrest Global has quickly earned a name for itself as one of the premier early-stage venture capital firms in the United States and is currently in more than 30 deals. During this time, John has become business partners with some high profile founders, including: Aaron Rodgers, Kevin Garnett, Ashley Greene, and Jaleel White. Additionally, he is part of some very recognizable acquisitions and developments including apartment complexes in Los Angeles and Minneapolis, as well as The Vea Hotel (formerly the Newport Beach Marriott). John will also be releasing his second book “2000 Percent Raise” which gives readers guidance on leaving their employers to go into business for themselves. He is very active on social media as a business influencer as well, @JohnCerasani. John is a former scholarship Division 1 football player at the University of Notre Dame and Northwestern University. He sits on multiple boards for non-profits and focuses much of his philanthropic efforts toward making higher education available to underserved communities. He also serves and has served as a Trustee for universities in both Indiana and South Carolina.

How does Eddie clean/cook his socks? Who's trying to corrupt sweet baby Richie? And how much trouble can we really get into? We do it live as we watch Season 6, Episode 5 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:YouTube: This long, terrible linkWebsite: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

What makes this more fun than time traveling to Drunken Pirate Adventure? Do vampires eat apples? And what the hell is a Totino's Blood Roll? We suck the life out of these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 6 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Is this our last (first) time seeing Captain Savage? What military musical group is Laura joining? And can anyone tell us what - exactly - are the golf rules? We drive at these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 7 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Noel catches up with Michael Bailey Smith. The played Ben Grimm in Roger Corman's Fantastic Four movie. Michael played multiple characters on Charmed, including Belthazor, Shax and The Source. he also starred in The Hill Have Eyes remake and its sequel. The former football standout player "Super Freddy" in Nightmare on Elm Street 5. He has had on-screen fights with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Jaleel White.

EstoBro and TV begin the Diamond episode of the podcast with an enabling question on what misplaced celebrity, dead or alive, would be a great feature for a commercial or television show. After a few jabs at the prompt, the Gents celebrate the career of Jaleel White (7:10) who is reprising his signature role of Steve Urkel in collaboration with the legendary Snoop Dogg for his new marijuana brand, "Purple Urkel." After a few good chuckles, TV inquires if EstoBro has seen Thor: Love and Thunder yet (16:00), which to his surprise that he has not. ***SPOILERS*** TV insists to his co-host that he waits until it becomes stream worthy, because of the state of MCU films in the current phase they are storytelling has become lackluster. The Gents both relay to the audience that the pattern of superhero films in Hollywood 'go with the flow' and how the anticipation for future projects will return bigger and better than ever! EstoBro inquires a great deal of information about the popular shooting game Fortnite (32:35) from TV, before making the announcement of Dragon Ball skins are coming to the game this autumn.  The segment is interrupted with TV defending LeBron James once more (40:15) with EstoBro criticizing the basketball great for all his accomplishments, before turning the attention to the results of The Open. With the 150th anniversary of the tournament being held at St. Andrews in Scotland, Cameron Smith upsets Rory McIlroy on the final day of the tournament to capture his first career major win. The focus of the episode is turned to the Home Run Derby of the MLB All-Star Game (52:20), with TV calling his absolute best shot with Juan Soto winning the tournament. EstoBro also wants to point out the dramatics that will follow the star since he officially declined an extension with his current team: the Washington Nationals. Hope you like the new logo for the show! Thank you to all of our listeners who have been dedicated to this little passion project of ours. Please share this podcast after subscribing and rating the show. Follow all of our social media presences everywhere, we would like to Tweet and share memes with you!

What new teacher has us feeling tingly? What constitutes a television scene? And did we finally out-horn-dog this television show? We [redacted] all over these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 8 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

This week, We talk life, fireworks, idiots in grocery stores, Twitter mentions, Clerks 3 trailer, Cheez-It tostada at Taco Bell, Separatec, squirrel picnic table, How To Build A Sex Room on Netflix, THE QoftheW, and more!   Salty Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/user/saltylanguagepods Our Patreon: Patreon.com/saltylanguage   Links: 1. Clerks 3 trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_lFOqQDRx0&ab_channel=KevinSmith 2. Big Cheez-It tostada at Taco Bell https://www.tacobell.com/news/introducing-the-big-cheez-it-tostada 3. How To Build A Sex Room on Netflix https://www.etonline.com/how-to-build-a-sex-room-host-melanie-rose-gives-tips-on-what-to-include-in-a-sex-room-exclusive 4. Separatec underpants https://separatec.com/ 5. Michelle's YouTube art channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgJ-ulJq9K5TNHXN2APYgnA QoftheW: You are allowed one object that you can summon to your hand like Thor with their hammer. What do you pick?   Subscribe / rate / review us on Apple Podcasts!   Visit us at: saltylanguage.com Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/salty-language/id454587072?mt=2 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3GnINOQglJq1jedh36ZjGC iHeart Radio: http://www.iheart.com/show/263-Salty-Language/ Google Play Music: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ixozhhniffkdkgfp33brnqolvte https://www.twitch.tv/damd1rtyape https://www.tiktok.com/@saltylanguage facebook.com/saltylanguage @salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.com http://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePod Instagram: SaltyLanguage Reddit: r/saltylanguage Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/salty-language tangentboundnetwork.com Share with your friends!

What finally makes us take a long, hard look at Steve Urkel's likability? What's the difference between polyamory and cheating? And what is this show's obsession with falling? We dive into these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 9 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

How do you get into a symposium? What do our undercarriages look like? And how will we land this podcast episode? We barrel roll through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 10 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls

Does this show believe in Santa? Do they meet the high Christmas standard this year? And who was the real Santa Claus all along? We get our jollies discussing these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 11 of Family Matters.Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:Website: jumpingtheshuttle.spaceEmail: jumpingtheshuttle@gmail.comInstagram: @JumpingTheShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577Twitter: @JumpingShuttle / @ThatAlexD / @dak577TikTok: @JumpingTheShuttle / @dak577Brought to you by Smooth My Balls