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Each week, hosts Allen and Kelly discuss one of their favorite topics in depth while sippin' their favorite beverage!

Bitches Brew


    • Oct 8, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
    • 161 EPISODES


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    Episode 161: The Final Farewell ft. Justin & Marcella & Kelly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 72:09


    In this week's episode, the Cauldron Crew come together to say their final goodbyes to Bitches Brew. Justin, Marcella, and Kelly joins Lisette and Allen to reminisce about their favorite parts. How can we forget about “Loadmas” and “Timmy searching for his daddy”. Grab your beverage and your broomstick for one last ride. Social:Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.comX - cauldroncrewpodInsta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 160: PowerPoint Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 35:48


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen educate each other on some very important topics… sex fantasies and Scooby Doo. They created some PowerPoint slides and descend into craziness. Get ready to get schooled in this iteration of Bitches Brew! Social:Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.comX - cauldroncrewpodInsta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 159: Chaos - Allen's Depression and The Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 56:50


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette bitch about chaos. Allen is called a raggedy old queen and opens up about his depression. Lisette shares her thoughts about the recent presidential debate, the cats and dogs of it all. Tune in for this Pandora's box of an episode. Social:Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.comX - cauldroncrewpodInsta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 158: BB Court - Mom Gets Crazy When The Red Sauce Is Spilled

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 51:28


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette enter Bitches Brew Court once again. Allen judges the cases of “A Daughter-In-Law's Party Foul” and “The Red Sauce Spiller”. Lisette shines light on the cases of “A Parental Hellscape“ and “And They Were Roommates”. The jury may be seated for this iteration of Bitches Brew•Social:Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.comX - cauldroncrewpodInsta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 157: Lisette's Bitchin' Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 50:28


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen take a look through the looking glass to Lisette's time on Bitches Brew. Allen grills Lisette on BB trivia and Lisette reflects on her tenure on the podcast. Sabrina Carpenter makes a special guest appearance!

    Episode 156: Allen and Lisette Are Having A Baby…

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 58:36


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette head back to their childhoods. Allen puts on his teacher hat and tries to give some advice. Lisette rehashes some trauma from her past. They both try to give some wisdom to a fan who wrote in an email. Buckle up, the ride might be a little bumpy.

    Episode 155: Chaos - Is Allen The Asshole?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 53:51


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen get a little crazy in this episode. Lisette shares her pregnancy dilemmas and sings a song… Allen asks if he is the asshole and tells a story about Meredith. Pandora's box is open!•Social:Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.comX - cauldroncrewpodInsta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 154: Summer - Beach Babe and Nature Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 56:20


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette are soaking up the rest of their summer. They talking about all their summer favorite like short shorts, being sexy, and glamping. Lisette ask This or That questions and Allen takes ANOTHER quiz. Don't forget to put on sunscreen for this episode! ☀️ • Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

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    Episode 153: BB Court - The Bible and Owning Alimony

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 62:35


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen are back judging assholes on the internet. Lisette's cases include; a gay friend being jolted and a pussy snatcher. Allen's cases begs the question, “should I give my ex-husband who has cancer money”? Put on your judgment robes because court is in session. • Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 152: Hot Rat Boy Summer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 58:59


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette get a little chaotic! Allen is on the wine train and looking to rate some rat boys. Lisette shares that fucking a fish may not be too bad in Fuck, Marry, Kill Disney edition. Buckle your seatbelts for this bumpy ride of Bitches Brew. • Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 151: I Like Whipping Head A Time Or Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 53:57


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen put on their PJs because they're at a sleepover playing some games. Madlibs asks the question, is massage the “cuntiest” word ever? A personality quiz and horoscope reads our hosts for filth. Get ready for a pillow fight! • Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 150: BB Court - The Queers Are Out Here, Honey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 64:10


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette are celebrating Pride by judging some assholes. They review the actions of a biphobic girlfriend, a straight roommate, and gay uncle. Would someone be an asshole for coming out? We think not. Tune in to this prideful filled episode.

    Episode 149: Reality TV: Awful Men And Semi-Not Great Woman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 73:20


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette reviews some trashy reality TV. While sipping on some wine, they watch the pilot episodes of Jersey Shore, Real World, Kardashians, and Real Housewives. Are you ready to “Club It Up” and cringe from some 90's/00's shows? • Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 148: There's A Colonial Woman On The Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 56:51


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen pack their bags and take some trips! Lisette advises people to cautious when going to Chicago O'Hare. Allen relives what it was like to spend a month in Spain. Unpack and relax with this week's episode. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 147: Chaos - The Trilogy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 65:28


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette get chaotic. The topics range from discussing the Wicked movie to taking down the patriarchy. The wine train is full stream ahead in this week's episode!

    Episode 146: The Cringe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 54:05


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen act cringy in this week. Lisette talks about a cheating contract for an ex she drafted years ago. Allen shares how awkward he was with a cute cashier while getting groceries. Get ready to cringe to this week's episode.

    Episode 145: BB Court - When Daddy Met Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 50:15


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette judge some “Am I The Asshole” court cases. A mother asking a lot and a jealous husband plagues Allen's docket. While Lisette reviews a case about a horny wife and a case about a couple that into pet names. Hear ye, hear ye for this week's episode

    Episode 144: Weed, Spice, and Speed… Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 51:10


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen take turns passing the blunt around. Lisette recounts a time where she thought Speed of a type of candy. Allen shares that he had a panic attack in a Wendy's drive-thru. Don't forget to puff, puff, pass in this week's episode.

    Episode 143: Closets Full Of Sex Toys And Kinky Outfits

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 55:42


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen play a saucy game of Would You Rather. Lisette asks the question, sex in the shower or the kitchen counter? Allen ponders whether to swallow or spit. They disagree on who's getting whipped and who's the whipper. Tune in to this spicy episode

    Episode 142: We Ate And Left No Crumbs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2024 53:45


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette ate and left no crumb when they talk about nutrition. Lisette talks about the diet trends when she was growing up. Allen shares that he wants to become a snacker. They both share what they used to eat for their high school lunches. Bon appétit!

    Episode 141: Lisette And Allen Find Their Rizz

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 69:05


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen are back from their Spring Break with hot takes! Lisette talks about changing career paths and how to navigate difficult situations. Allen shares his thoughts on Ariana's and Beyoncé's new albums and whether or not he misses the city. Both hosts divulge how their Spring Breaks were in this episode of Bitches Brew

    Episode 140: Where Are All The Assholes?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 55:16


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen put their judging robes on once again for another installment of Bitches Brew Court. The question both hosts are asking is, where are all the assholes? Lisette presents a case about a daughter fed up with her mother. Allen shares a case about a coworker who comes out at work. Join our jury in these cases this week! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 139: Taylor Swift Had Some Hot Exes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 71:27


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette Begin Again and get Ready For It to be a Treacherous episode while to discussing Taylor Swift. Our hosts go into a battle royale of her discography to see which album is supreme. Long Story Short we hope you're able to Tolerate It until the end. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 138: March Bracket Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 59:31


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen pits their favorite things against each other. Lisette begs the question, who would you let back into your life? An ex lover or an ex family member. Allen brings up which Taylor Swift song is the best to cry to. The brackets are loaded and they are facing off in this iteration of Bitches Brew. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 137: Chaos: Three Great Loves, HTGAWM, Talent Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 56:50


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette brings a little chaos to Bitches Brew. There is no set topic but they found ways to talk about their exes, talents shows, and a penis on a dead girl's phone. Pandora's box has been open and the chaos is reining supreme. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 136: BB Court - An Amish Woman's Fantasy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 58:25


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen hear some crazy “Am I The Asshole” cases. Lisette's docket includes; a high schooler's ick and an Amish woman's fantasy. Allen hears from a girlfriend who laughs at her boyfriend, a girlfriend who was ghosted, and a woman who thinks about threesome. All rise for another installment of BB Court. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 135: Our Imaginary Boyfriends

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2024 59:16


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette summon ghosts from Valentine's Day past. Allen opens up about how he made “Chicken Soup-Fry” for an ex. Lisette shares how a FWB showed her a pretty good Valentine's Day. The hosts bond over making up imaginary boyfriends and dreaming about them. Grab some chocolates and candles for this romantic episode! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 134: We Have Been Brave Little Girls

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2024 57:38


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen go on a mental health journey! Lisette opens up about her dealings with OCD. Allen talks through how drinking wine may not always be the best coping mechanism. They share how they manage their stress and how small all of our problems really are! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 133: Water Makes Everyone Assholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2024 66:56


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen discuss about first impressions! First impressions of us, people we love, and the people we hate. Can first impressions change? Tune into this iteration of Bitches Brew Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 132: Sexcapades In A Hot Tub With Dirty Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 78:54


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette slips into something more risqué. Sex is on the brain and they exposes some dirty stories. Allen talks about the time he had sex in a rooftop hot tub in Italy. Lisette shares that dirty talk isn't that great. Time to wrap it up because things are getting steamy in this week's episode. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 131: BB Court - My Gay Best Friend Gets Me Hot Chicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 59:34


    In this week's episode, Bitches Brew Court is back in session. Judge Lisette and Judge Allen rule on some relatable Am I The Asshole stories. Lisette judges whether or not a roommate is shitty because he drinks. Allen reviews a case about a cishet man and his gay best friend. Welcome to your jury duty! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 130: Burning Dick Energy In The New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 47:53


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette bring in the New Year but are the same flops. They are both hungover and hanging on by a thread in this chaotic episode. Allen got really personal and opened about some serious situations. Lisette talks about how she prefers staying in rather than going out for NYE. Enjoy this rollercoaster of an episode! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 129: The Boozy Holiday Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 54:20


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen don their ugliest holiday sweaters and go to some parties! They reveal some interesting stories while having a little too much “egg nog”. Allen shares some past trauma while Lisette reminisces on how lit her family parties are. Pour a drink and deck the halls! Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 128: How Time Flies And Chevron Dies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2023 61:21


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette takes a time machine to see how things much things have changed! Allen relives how he thought he was “edgy” by listening to screamo music while looking out a window. Lisette confesses that she friendzoned a guy because he just couldn't measure up. They both hope that in the future there will be no more labels. Social: Email - cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com X - cauldroncrewpod Insta / TikTok - bitches.brew.pod

    Episode 127: BB Court - The Popular Mom And The Satanic Aunt

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 57:30


    Episode 126: I Think It's Going Limp ft. SoManyThingsPod

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 58:32


    In this week's episode, Allen is channel surfing while Lisette is off recharging her batteries. But he is joined by Dayna and Breezy from SoManyThings Pod! They discuss how Gordon Ramsey's wrinkles mysteriously disappeared and how Canada has the worst drivers! Welcome to Bitches Brew, we'll be your hosts this evening!

    Episode 125: Gobble Gobble Bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 56:13


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen carve out a hot plate of opinions about Thanksgiving. Lisette admit to devouring some sausage on T Day. Allen is fully upset on what side dish he is from Bon Appétit! Will this feast end in chaos? Tune in to find out!

    Episode 124: Allen And Lisette Love Their Meats

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 63:04


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette open their mouths and taste some delicious dishes. Allen talks about how he would make a “Shaggy” like sandwich after school. Lisette shares that she is a lover of red meat!

    Episode 123: Lisette and Allen for President

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 61:33


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen get political! Lisette and Allen get political. The hosts talk about thier top political issues. Lisette brings to light some talking points about women's rights. Meanwhile, Allen gay rages his thoughts throughout the whole episode. Tune in to see if they won their election or not!

    Episode 122: This Is Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 59:56


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette celebrates all things Halloween! Allen retells how he was taking Jell-O shots in a bathroom and breaking a wine bottle. Lisette shares a story of her dressing in a skin-tight costume to go to a college party. They discuss what Halloween candies are their favorites! Tune in to this spirited episode!

    Episode 121: Horror Hijinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 52:38


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen talk all things horror! Lisette shares a story about her sneaking into a horror movie as a teen. Allen describes how Chucky has had a chokehold on his life since the age of 5. Tune in to this horrific episode!

    Episode 120: Personal Ghost Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 60:34


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette share some personal ghost stories they have experienced first-hand. Allen talks about how his house was haunted by the “Top Hat Man”. Lisette admits to calling a priest to cleanse her house from being haunted. Both hosts agree that there is “something” out there.

    Episode 119: Who Killed The History Teacher?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 52:10


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen put on detective hats and talk all things murder mysteries. Lisette discusses how murder mysteries have always intrigued her. Allen brings up some riddles for the hosts to solve. Will they be able to crack the case and find the murder? Tune in to find out!

    Episode 118: BB Court - Mommy Hits Her Mallet

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 59:50


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette review “Am I The Asshole?” cases! Allen contemplates whether a wife is bitter that her ex-husband is gay/bisexual. Lisette brings some attention to non-offenders in her court rulings! Both judges discuss whether a future sister-in-law can dictate what their child wears to a wedding. Court is in session in this episode of Bitches Brew

    Episode 117: The Lunch Lady That Stole...

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 50:45


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette discuss some lasting impressions they have encountered over the years. Lisette is out for blood while she divulges how a lunch lady stole from her. Allen proclaims how he thinks “LET'S GO” people are annoying. They both reveal their first impressions of their husbands. Are first impressions everything? Tune in to this iteration of Bitches Brew

    Episode 116: Breakups, The Sequel

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 59:39


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen grab their burn book of scorned lovers in the sequel of Break Ups. Lisette recounts how Tim decided to sext a girl during Winter Break. Allen retells how Joe sent an unwanted dick pic after years of not talking. Both discuss how they have always been the break-upees. Grab some wine and chocolate for this sequel of a saga! ***

    Episode 115: Allen And Lisette Admit To Their Multiple Crimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 59:48


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette walk down memory lanes. Lisette confesses about her kidnapping an ex-boyfriend. Allen admits to public indecency on a beach and then assault and battery to Lisette years ago on her birthday. Tune in to see if our hosts go to jail in this iteration of Bitches Brew.

    Episode 114: Teacher's Pets And Annoying Marching Bands

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 64:10


    In this week's episode, Lisette and Allen go back to school! They reveal some tea on what it is like dealing with students, their parents, and what type of “teacher” they are. Lisette rants about how no one should play marching band drums before she finishes her coffee. Allen shares how he finds teacher's pets annoying. Class is back in session!

    Episode 113: BB Court - Allen And Lisette Try To Get To The Point

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2023 84:05


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette approaches the judging bench! Lisette shares some stories of potential assholes and Allen tells a story about a grandma who doesn't want to babysit her grandchild. Both hosts goes off the rails with tangents and tries to get to the point. Tune in to the continuation of Bitches Brew Court!

    Episode 112: Shotgun Weddings and Chastity Belts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 63:39


    In this week's episode, Allen and Lisette relive their wedding days and all the drama that came along with it. Allen talks about how his wedding helped a woman become an ally. Lisette shares that she had a little secret during her wedding and how big weddings are overrated. Walk down the aisle with these two in this addition of Bitches Brew.

    Episode 111: Meeting Lisette and Allen Eats Trash

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 63:08


    In this week's episode a new co-host appears! Lisette joins Bitches Brew and spills some hot tea already. She talks about her days working at a daycare with Allen and how meeting extended family might be awkward sometimes. Allen recounts a time of pure desperation and brings up old beef about Lisette. Tune in to see if these two water signs are okay. *** Podcast Twitter: @cauldroncrewpod Podcast Instagram: @bitches.brew.pod Podcast Email: cauldroncrewpod@gmail.com

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