Closing Time

CTP fans, the final episode of Season 3 is here! Milan's out of school, and out of control, while Sully is back in class and packin' a whole lot of sass. Sully's had it. He's done. He's one class into his final semester, and if he has to hear one more comment about a classmate's pet bird, he's going to have a coronary. Milan has been a man without a country since finishing his final exam. He's been looking for a job, but he's been putting far more effort into pretending to be a rock star. Thanks for listening to all these hours of us trying to be funny. Stay on the lookout for even more funny stuff in Season 4! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The new year is here! Unfortunately, Milan and Sully started 2022 trapped in two separate homes. What did they do with their time? Sully started singing homemade sea shanties, and Milan learned that he may be closely linked to Neanderthal DNA. This episode is starting the year off right! We riff about a chronic re-gifter, gym bros, and saving the drama for your mama. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! We appreciate you to the moon and back. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Happy holidays Closing Time Nation! This episode, we hit you with a little bit of everything. It's the sampler platter of entertainment! Sully tells the story of a guy who refers to himself as “the man.” As you can imagine, “the man” sucks. He sucks a lot. Meanwhile, Milan explains the funniest way to start an argument during the holidays. On a side note, there are few things funnier than arguing with your family while wearing an elf hat. Other topics covered include: a confusing thrift store, clapping at the movie theatre, and the reason Twitter has become a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Stay safe out there Closing Time fans! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, you guys better call Steve Harvey, because this episode is a Family Feud. Sully talks about helping his sister through teenage drama, while Milan rambles about an awkward encounter featuring his mom, dad, and a friendly waitress. Other topics covered include: the audacity it takes to modify an A&W order, people who think Gary Vee is cool, and a documentary about Hollywood's most risqué moments. Thanks for listening Closing Time nation! We're here, you're there, and none of you guys are square. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, we have a holiday ritual that must be completed every year. Well, this year, our ritual took a turn for the stupid! After a few hours of rockin' around the Christmas tree, we decided to do the impossible. What was “the impossible?” Well listen in to find out! We also talk about Sully controlling his ‘hanger”, a child that destroyed Milan's self-worth, and American Eagle employees ruining the jean-buying experience. Thanks for listening CTP nation! Stay warm, stay wicked, and stay winning. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It's December, and our holiday cheer is already here! We kick off the episode by explaining how a mother we'd like to get to know forced an advent calendar into our home. Was it weird? Yes. Are we happy she did it? Also, yes. We talk about the worst father ever (he's on TikTok,) fake motivation and Christmases that have spiraled out of control. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Get festive out there. We're watching you. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Big news! Sully has money and a job! He's a new man, he's got a new plan, and he's cooking in a cast iron pan (like rich people do). Sully's ballin' out of control, as he reminisces on a high-class birthday party, describes the “new him,” and rants about earnest eyes. Meanwhile, Milan exposes Sully's arguing tactics, sparks a heated debate about the Black Widow, and develops a scale to determine the hotness of any male. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Many people don't know the rules of fun. Many don't even know the rules exist. Well they do, and we're here to teach you all about them! This episode gets educational. We teach you how to tell better stories, how to bend rules, and how avoid little snitch narks. We also talk about a very fun and very tiny man, snoring like a dad and Irish exits. Take care and take a chill pill Closing Time Nation. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Just as we predicted, people were overflowing with spooky angst this past weekend! There are few things funnier than grown men arguing while dressed as the Mario Bros. Having said that, we have some stories that are! We talk about taming drunken fools, Borat reincarnated, and digging through the lost and found. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Stay safe, stay smart, and stay sultry. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Spooky season is upon us, and we're here to tell you — there's levels to these scaries! If you're going out on the town this Halloween, we tell you how to be remembered, how to be forgotten and how to survive a night of madness. We also talk about the horrors of working at a 24-hour restaurant, a crazy guy on the loose and about a pool shark with an attitude problem. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Stay safe, stay spooky and stay honest. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Sully's having a rough time with the world of Bumble, but does he care? No. Ask him. Go ahead. He'll tell you himself. He. Doesn't. Care. For that matter, we don't even care if you listen to this episode. Just kidding, we're desperate to keep your approval. In this episode, we talk about denying a pretty lady's request to dance, how Wii Sports can cure insomnia and about a kerfuffle caused by Iron Man 3! Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Please keep supporting us. We were just kidding, we actually do care about you guys. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We're back on the booze! After a few failed attempts at entering dive bars, we found a new place to enjoy the sweet taste of bottom shelf alcohol. But it came with a cost! We had to dance. Now, you may be asking yourself — what's the big deal? Well, you haven't seen us dance. It's not always pretty — but it gets the people goin'! This episode is even more wild than usual. We talk about dancing on stages, getting rejected and pretending to smoke. Stay safe, stay slick and stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Love is in the air! Sully attended a wedding! As expected, there was a beautiful bride, but there was also a speech based on “The Book of Lynyrd Skynyrd,” and a photographer that was not a good person. Get over yourself Jackie! We also talk about theatre kids crushing our dreams, a stakeout of Lord Farquaad's castle, and limping with a smile. Thanks for listening CTP fans! Stay safe and stay thirsty. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We're back on the road! As promised, this episode features countless tales from our trip to the west coast! We biked, we hiked, and behaved like little tikes! We also tell stories about the beauty of dive bars, pandemonium outside of a Winnipeg Jets' game, and offer an in-depth analysis of the Blues Clues message that caused global heartbreak. Thanks for listening! You guys are very good. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

A single question has been sweeping the nation. Soft lil' b-word boys everywhere have been asking each other, “what does MGK have that we don't?” Mainly a job. We start there. We also wonder why the hottest people in the world never smile. You're hot. Lighten up. CTP fans, we are now well-travelled. This episode features tales from the sky, an encounter with a clown gone rogue, and a psychological analysis of guys who try to hit on girls during election day. Thanks for listening guys! You guys are far better than just ok. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We're back. You heard it right. We are — back. And we're not back in the sense that we're here but we'll be leaving again shortly. No. We. Are. Back. In our first episode back from our brief hiatus, we talk about teaching construction workers how to read, faking your own nickname, and about how rollerblading can lead to people assuming you've never felt a woman's touch. This episode will not let our loyal fans down, and we thank you for your continued support. Keep listening and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP fans, we have a theory. Well, technically Sully has a theory. He thinks there's list of words guaranteed to send any guy into the never-ending sinkhole known as the friendzone. Listen in to find out what they are and if they are actually repulsive to a potential date. We also talk about trying to sing a happy song while in a sad mood, a close encounter with a car-jacking, and the song “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” Thank you for all your continued support Closing Time Nation. It really does mean a lot to us. Take care and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

What's better than spreading a rumour? According to social media, nothing. What kind of a weirdo takes the time to delve into the life of a TikTok Rockstar and analyze their innermost turmoil? Not us. Having said that, we do analyze their analysis, so figure that one out. We also talk about the worst headline ever, old guys, and sending teddy bears as an apology. See ya next time! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

That's it. We've had it. After a long stretch of good behavior, the CTP boys are back on the booze, and they couldn't be more excited about it. Listen in to the seventh installment of season three to hear Sully and Milan rant and rave about the creation of vampires, the shitticanes that follow a night of hard drinking, and near-death experiences. Thanks for listening Closing Time fans! Stay safe and stay thirsty! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Dumb kids, rebellious old people, and hot moms. Need we say more? We probably should. In the sixth episode of season three, we talk about a tanning session that turned weird, Facebook poetry, and a sugar bender that caused near heart palpitations. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Sully and Milan have some unrealistic goals to pursue, and they're here to share ‘em! Sully wants to be as famous as the guy who invented the pizza pop, and Milan wants to understand what that means. Both goals may never be reached, but who cares? Not us. We also rant about the humble brag of the century, old school directions and crackhead karate. Take care losers, and we'll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

This episode starts with a need — a need for speed. Sully must have watched all the Fast and Furious movies over this quarantine because he’s got a story about weaving through traffic in a race against his empty gas sign that rivals the drifting skills of Vin Diesel himself. We also talk about a girl who likes “cute ugly guys,” an encounter with a ‘60’s hippy, and the trouble with shotgunning drinks. Thanks for listening CTP Nation, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It’s getting hot and weird in this episode. We talk about “sexy news,” cringy dads (that’s not the sexy news), and people who think they’re too good for their job. These weekly episodes will not relent. We aim to please, and we will not cease (these episodes). Take care losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In this episode, we talk about love — via email. Apparently, Ben Affleck is back with J. Lo and won her heart using MSN instant messenger! The balls on this guy! We also talk about getting vaccinated, Jake Paul’s menacing ways, and clocking Jon Hamm in the noggin. Thanks for sticking with us Closing Time Fans! Things are looking up around these parts, and we appreciate all of your support. Take care losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Season 3 is finally upon us, and you know what? We’ve changed. We are no longer broke boys! We are now mediocre men! What do mediocre men do? You’ll have to listen in to find out. In the first episode of season 3, we talk near-miss car crashes, Dr. Phil impressions, and why being broke is better than being rich. In season 3, we’re going harder than ever, and all we can say is we hope you’re ready! Take care CTP Nation, and look out for a new video coming soon from us! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

There it is Closing Time fans, 25 more episodes in the can. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried (not) and we’ve had a good time. Thanks for sticking with us for 2 seasons and 50 episodes of CTP! In our final episode of season 2, we are total degenerates. We talk about compulsive lying, fighting with a guy in India, and a late-night procrastination session that involved orange juice, Dilly Bars and a whole lot of growling. Thanks for all the support, and we’ll see you in season 3! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

After a brief hiatus, we are back! Guys, Hot Girl Meg The Princess has taken the news cycle by storm, but so has Hot Girl Meg Thee Stallion. Here at the Closing Time Podcast, we are fans of both Megs, but the ORIGINAL Hot Girl, Meg THEE Stallion is cooler in our minds! How can you not love someone who calls themselves THEE anything? We are even considering changing this podcast’s name to Thee Closing Time Podcast. More on that later. Outside of the Hot Girls Megs, we also talk about lying in zoom meetings, Dairy Queen workers and the craziest Dr. Phil guest who ever existed. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time Nation, we have huge news! Sully has finally contacted Twitter and has erased his haunting childhood account! We keep this episode duper super positive! Nothing but positive vibes on this joint! Look at how many exclamation points we’ve used already! In this instalment of God’s favourite pod, we talk about what it takes to be a contestant on the show Wipeout, why Dolly Parton is one of the greatest lyricists of all time, and why the guy who wrote “War and Peace” is a big loser. On top of all of that, Milan and Sully remember fond memories of an old friend! Take care Closing Time fans, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Well guys it’s finally here. 2021 has arrived and as everyone can probably tell, it’s starting off like an absolute dumpster fire. We are choosing to frame it as a “there’s nowhere to go but up” type of scenario, but that can be very difficult to do. That is why we tried to keep this episode very light and mostly silly. We’re just trying to give you guys a break from all the shit the world seems to like to continually dump on us. This episode Milan talks about the legend that is his mom, while Sully sings praises toward his favourite aunties. We also ramble about a maniac who claims he’s “ready to love again,” the reasons masculinity sucks, and people who hate us. Take care Closing Time Nation, and we’ll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Don’t let the intro to this episode fool you, this instalment of God’s favourite podcast is much more than just a Christmas episode. The average civilian sees the holidays as a time to relax and spend time with family. We see it as a time to make absurd comments and try to prove ridiculous theories with your best friends. Believe it or not guys, Milan truly believes he has solved global poverty. He thinks that it all starts with being nicer to nerds in high school. Is he on to something? You’ll have to listen to find out! Sully on the other hand, has an interesting theory on the inevitable downfall of TikTok and the dances that come with it. Unlike Milan, he is definitely onto something. We also rant and rave about two major paradoxes: Miley Cyrus’s seemingly undeniable talent, and whether or not Conor McGregor should beat the shit out of Jake Paul. Have a happy and safe holiday season Closing Time Nation. We appreciate you guys to the moon and back. Talk to you in the new year! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time Nation, consider this a public service announcement. Although we’ve made it through another gruelling, tedious, monotonous semester of school, Milan is still pretending to read books. This is complete and total anarchy. Somebody needs to knock this guy off his high horse before he rides it all the way to Doucheville — population him. He seriously needs to be stopped. Listen to this episode to hear Sully bring him down a peg and remind him that although he can pretend to read, he is still a moron. Other topics we cover include: the fine line between ass kissing and taking initiative, Sully’s Red Light Fantasy, and the trouble with people reselling the clothes that they thrift. Stay safe out there CTP fans, and we’ll talk to you soon! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time fans, we’re gonna come clean. In this episode we get a tad neurotic. Sully rants and raves about the audacity of his dad. How dare the legendary Wayne call and ask him how he’s doing!? Meanwhile, Milan babbles about how he can’t sleep at night due to a chess robot named Nelson. He’s tried for weeks to beat him and has even read scholarly journals of chess, but nothing can quench his thirst for victory. It’s evident that COVID-19 is finally starting to get to us, but we say this in the name of comedy. Milan cries about how he could never make the NBA and Sully gives an in-depth analysis of Gordon Ramsey shattering innocent people’s dreams. We also attempt to describe our new hobby, fake texting, debate who cleans the house the best, and question the stability of our sanity. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and take care of yourselves! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time Nation, we’re here for you! If you live in our home province, you’ll know that we’re under-going round two of quarantine. If your mental health is going to shit, you’re not alone! In this episode, we ease your pain by making fun of the downward spiral that is our declining sanity. Some topics we cover include: Milan sobbing like a baby because of Mike Tyson's wisdom, Sully’s maniacal mood swings, and an out-of-this-world analysis of depressed ravers. Thank you to everyone who sent us some hilarious questions to answer for this episode! They are much appreciated. Thanks for answering the call! Things will get better Closing Time fans! But until they do, we’ll be here for you, trying to take your mind away from the bullshit of the world with whatever it is we do. Stay safe out there losers, and we’ll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Closing Time Nation, we need to let you in on a little secret. Milan and Sully have been at odds ever since the infamous "game night." A highly suspicious Instagram message was sent from one of the guy's accounts. But who sent the message!? Milan blames Sully, and Sully blames Milan right back. What would result, is a very sad and screwed up version of what the CTP Boys think a court of law is. Listen in to hear the guys plead their case... AND defend their honour. Other topics covered include: the time a much younger Milan and Sully accepted halloween candy from a lady residing in a crack den, an analysis of hot halloween costumes, and Milan's irrational hatred of Monopoly. Thanks for listening CTP nation, and we'll talk to you soon. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Happy Thanksgiving Closing Time fans! We are thankful for each and every one of you (lame). In all seriousness, everyone has something to be thankful for. Sully is thankful for a BOGO deal from a local pizza chain that supplied him with breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a long weekend alone. Milan is thankful to be back under Sully’s wing, who always laughs at all his jokes and never ever finds him annoying in any way whatsoever (yeah right). This episode we are back on our horse shit. We rant about how white people’s music has no rhythm but also describe the many situations where some emo-centric jams might actually come in handy. We also talk about the phrase “I need to decompress,” lemony scented bubble baths, group chats that suck and Lebron’s constant need for attention. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast YouTube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Guys, psychopaths across the nation are insisting on breathing their straight-up stank breath onto innocent civilians. Here at the Closing Time Podcast, we would like to say that these people always have the worst breath and never brush their teeth. Do you brush your teeth? Of course you do. Because if you're a rational person you probably have no issue wearing an extra piece of cloth. This episode is a wild one. One moment we've got our suits on while making fun of the American presidential debate, and next thing you know, we're rambling about Brayden's Tonka truck ass and getting drunk with dads. We also saunter through topics such as crashing weddings, smoking cigarettes and handsy ladies. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

CTP Nation, your favourite podcast is back in business! This episode we talk about leaving the comfort of our home and exploring the outside world, where new people lurk... drunk... ready to give us life advice. We also discuss a Winnipeg YouTuber in distress, and the joys of acting classes online! If you're wondering why we sound so cool, no, it's not because we are trying to be the next Lil' John — I turned on auto-tune as a joke and I couldn't get it off. #whoops New episodes will come out every second week. School is punching us directly in the Nard Dogs, so bear with us as we finish out our last year of university. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

We're gonna get right down to it guys. We have found the absolute greatest name for a business that has ever existed, "Blunt Force Trauma." Care to wager a guess as to what line of work BFT is in? The answer will undoubtably be the most shocking thing you've heard this hour. Guys, times may be shitty. Our province is absolutely botching Covid precautions to eat burgers with onion rings on them and to host glow-in-the dark raves. But have no fear! We are here to ease your pain, as we reminisce about the joys of getting some new(ish) back-to-school clothes in our youth. We also ramble about defending our sibling's honour with fisticuffs and an awkward dating encounter you have to hear to believe. Thanks for listening Closing Time Nation and stay safe out there. Mask up! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Guys, this may be our most, how should we put it? "Interesting" title to date. You gotta hear about our current living situation. A seven foot tall Serbian is torturing us with the sounds of sin. But have no fear! We have a plan to deal with him and his dazzling damsel. We also talk about Milan's glorious retirement from the wonderful world of construction, reminisced about a fight at our grade eight pinewood derby and traced the roots of Milan's stubborn nature. Thanks for listening CTP Nation. Mask up and stay safe! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

In this episode, we show how cultured we are. We kick off the episode by talking about a documentary, because we’re wicked smart and we watch those all the time. It wasn’t just any doc, it was about a bulldozer gone rogue, that destroyed all of this guy, Merv’s enemies. It’s absolutely bonkers. We also go OFF about the best movie of all time, Samurai Cop and tear up as we take a trip down memory lane. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The CTP Boys shake and jimmy their way into another episode, where they debate how much a summer of dancing lessons would improve their skills on the d-floor — spoiler alert: not very good (but above average). Sully also tells the tale of a crazy women with blue feet disturbing the peace, Milan admits he's in love with Alicia Keys, and the boys discuss their thoughts on Kraft Dinner's newest marketing scheme. Thanks for listening losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Beep beep bitches! The Closing Time Boys are backing up... into the future, figure that one out. This episode is one for the books as we rant about something on everyone's mind these days, dump truck asses. We also rant about Sully's resemblance to Ms. Universe's ex-lover's best friend (we'll explain), a local rap song that has led generations of high school parties, and the phrase "pour one out for the homie." This episode is a little "all over the place," but it's packed with laughs from beginning to end. It is one of our favourite Closing Time instalments to date! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Eight episodes into to season 2 and the CTP Boys are still cooking with gas. Listen to the newest episode where Milan discusses his brave expedition dangling high above Winnipeg's cold, hard pavement, Sully's birthday bash for the ages, and the boys take on more stupid inspirational content. Thanks for listening losers. We are featured on this weeks episode of Winnipeg's Finest podcast check that out here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/episode-108-comedy-achieving-manhood-harsh-reality/id1434751422?i=1000485544484 Check out our interview on Wesley Studios here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/92-brayden-and-milan-the-closing-time-podcast/id1262787507?i=1000465855989 Thanks for listening guys! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

It's Sully's 22nd birthday and the boys are celebrating with an in-depth look at country music's biggest competition, a near fight with Winnipeg's Tony Hawk (on CRACK) and whether or not Kombucha is certified mud juice for hippies. Check out episode 7 of Closing Time's second season for an abundance of laughs... and a singalong... We are featured on this weeks episode of Winnipeg's Finest podcast check that out here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/episode-108-comedy-achieving-manhood-harsh-reality/id1434751422?i=1000485544484 Check out our interview on Wesley Studios here: https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/92-brayden-and-milan-the-closing-time-podcast/id1262787507?i=1000465855989 Thanks for listening guys! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The Closing Time Boys have escaped the comfort of the a/c absent melting box they call their apartment, and reconnected with nature as they spend the weekend getting hammered at a friends cabin. In the sixth episode of season 2, the boys talk popping tires, Sully almost dyeing naked at the hands of an ill-advised midnight swim, and a singalong to some of 2008 best songs. Till next time losers! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Holy bag of dicks. Hey everyone, I am the best at something, this is Milan by the way. Anyway, it's true, I, Milan Horanski, am the world's best day dreamer. Sully may be a close second, but I am the best. In this episode, the two of us talk about some wild day dreams as well as hood rats shooting fireworks at houses, Sully getting aggressively hit on (he's the man) and racist foods. This episode covers more funny topics than you can shake a stick at. I admit, that was a lame saying but y'know what? This episode needs to get published soon or else the Closing Time nation will have a conniption fit. You guys are the best and we hope you enjoy this episode! Stay safe and stay thirsty losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

The CTP boys are working men! Sully slings cocktails like no other and Milan is learning the ins and outs of the wonderful world of construction. Here's the million dollar question... are you guys smarter than a construction worker? Sure, you may know how to read and write, but have you ever operated a diamond grinder? Probably not, which in the construction world makes you a complete and total idiot. We also ramble about karaoke, partying and losing our tempers. You do not want to miss this episode! We also raise a toast to you guys, the CTP Nation (trademark pending) you guys are the best fans in the game. You warm our ice cold hearts. Until next time, stay safe losers.

Well CTP fans, season 2 of God's pod is in full swing, and as CDOVs (Chief Deputies of Vibes) we have to say the vibe levels are astronomical. In EP 3, Sully battles a nasty hangover and pure delusion and Milan questions why he is even friends with his co-host. They talk about a new friend who may suffer from a rare condition called "Bro-itis," and a night filled with stories that will make you think, "did these guys pass high school?" They also dissect the world's best Instagram bio, Sully's Father's Day home run and Milan's aspiration to become Canada's most angry lawyer. Thanks for the constant support and love, we appreciate all of you from the bottom... you know the rest. Till next week losers. Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

Summer is here and both of us are turning 22! Milan already has and Sully will be very shortly. Has an extra year of life made us any wiser? Absolutely not. In this episode we ramble about a guy who casually used the phrase "do you know who I am?" We also stimulate listeners with highly intellectual conversations about a girl that hit on Sully using advanced car terminology, our hometown's obsession with becoming the pizza capital of the world, and horoscopes. Season 2 is in full swing and we couldn't be happier. Stay safe out there, and keep on listening Closing Time fans! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

After a two week hiatus, the CTP boys are back! Guys we are so back, like Backstreet... we are back. Ok, ok I'm sure you get it. We're just super excited about Season 2 of Closing Time finally getting underway! In this episode, we talk about our new job title, Chief Crushing Officers. The job is a lot of work, but with great power, comes great responsibility. We're like Spiderman the same way your great aunt Brenda is a certified guidance counsellor — she isn't, but calling herself one gets her through the day. We also talk about looking gross, fitness models and most importantly, Black Lives Matter. Thank you so much Closing Time fans for riding with us for 26 episodes. We don't say it much because we're too busy calling you guys losers, but your support really does mean the world to us. Without you guys we're just two guys who are slightly less cool. Thanks a million and get to listening! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski

As Season 1 of Closing Time draws to a close, we bust our proverbial balls to give CTP fans the most action-packed episode to date. We open the episode by doing what we do best, roasting the absolute shit out of each other. All the classic insults are being brought up, Milan’s got big eyebrows, Sully’s pasty Irish skin clashes with his beige shorts, classic stuff. But then, things change, boy, do they ever change. We then seamlessly segue into topics such as: Saweetie and Megan Thee Stallion utilizing male video vixens, shooting our mouths off, getting our asses kicked, and bros on steroids throwing tables at each other. Of course, as the title of the episode suggests, we also teach you guys how to survive in prison… because OBVIOUSLY we would know all about that world. We decided that although Sully does resemble a much more handsome Brian Scalabrine, he would survive longer than Milan in prison. The first episode of Season 2 will be coming out in two weeks. Stay tuned for an update! Follow us on social media: Twitter: @ClosingTimePod Instagram: @theclosingtimepodcast Youtube: The Closing Time Podcast Sully Solberg Instagram: @braydensolberg Twitter: @SolbergBrayden Milan Horanski Twitter & Instagram: @milanhoranski