Welcome to the podcast that started as a joke between friends at work. Two nerds socialize, recording their musings for your listening pleasure.
What is your ideal Batman? Who plays your ideal Spider-man? If you could build a movie-perfect version of each, how would you do it? Noah and Cole tackle these, and other questions on this weeks podcast!
In a festive, post thanksgiving themed episode, Cole and Noah talk about Arcane, WWE, and try some old and possibly dangerous smelling salts for the fun of it, all while reminding you to get your bean numbers up and look forward to a new pizza emporium coming your way.
Cole betrays Noah with his opinions about malls, and exposes Noah's "love" for thinking. New things are ranked, retired, and re-explored!
Noah and Cole jump right into the next round of rankings, while exploring Noah's mall trauma, and that time Kylee got someone kicked out of a wedding.
Cole and Noah take a play from the internet and rank more than a handful of unrelated items, while Noah shares about dry turkey, and Cole admires the leaves.
Happy Halloween! Cole and Noah share some of their favorite Halloween things, reflect on Youtube engagement, and hide a little easter egg at the end for the Batman fans.
True to form, Cole and Noah try to recount everything they already said in an episode no one will ever get to listen to. Welcome to this season's recount of the lost episode, loaded with penguins, Tesla robots, and teasing a potentially controversial way to cure pink eye.
Big deo, big dot, and big chlorine are all exposed for what they truly are. Meanwhile, Cole is scheduled for an operation and Noah shows off his long hair.
A year has passed, the hair is longer, the jobs have changed, but Cole and Noah are back in the recording studio. Not only are they still friends, but now they are friends with cameras (coming soon).
Cole publicly announces he is running for his local school board, and Noah discover he is the next iteration of the one and only Dave Collins. OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)
It took two whole months but Cole and Noah are finally back! Tears are cried, movies are rated, and grammar is put under the microscope.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)
SPOILERS for Across the Spiderverse, and technically also for Guardians of the Galaxy 3. But if you haven't watched that already, what are you even doing?OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)
Welcome back everyone! For warning, if you haven't seen Across the Spiderverse, THIS IS YOUR SPOILER WARNING! There are minor spoilers here but will be major ones in the next episode. So stop what you're doing and go see that dang masterpiece already! Or go watch Transformers... if you're into that sorta thing...OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)
Sit down, strap in, and listen to Cole and Noah talk about all things Spider-Man, Video Games and of course, Jesus! OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT! (If they don't pick up, leave a voice mail!)
After praying for weeks on end, (carefully) decide whether or not to get a tattoo of "Howdy" on your body and join the Howdy Gang. Embrace your FOMO and get one today!OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT!
Welcome to the latest True Crime podcast sweeping the nation, where Cole and Noah solve zero crimes, debate about barrows, barrels, and heat lightning, and Tik Tok strings together better Star Wars titles than Disney.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT!
Welcome back to your regular schedule programming. Today's episode is sponsored by Christian Cold Cuts "Give your life to Christ and get some meat on those thighs". Enjoy Cole's spectacular theories on Star Wars, Noah's obsession for... well anything Batman. Just what the heck is a BBY? And finally, THE BEAN HOTLINE! More info below :)OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT!
You ever see a squirrel wrack up some cash to buy a new lawn mower? Turns out that Thanos could've been my math teacher if Tobey just set that firework off at 180 degrees south and ate a donut. The color green sure is peachy and I sure would like to have had a coke for the second round of darts. Amazon Prime is having a special and lately I just can't find Gym. Wher on Earf ded hE putt dat go darn nife. I prmize I wil go 2 bed soo. Aasfj qhasd nasdqhp usdh iuq'asdf gqhqkxzpqqt.OUR BEANS HOTLINE: CALL (402) 706-0953 IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE FIGHT!
Today we are calling on all of our listeners. The United States is in a crisis. This has nothing to do with politics nor how redneck you claim to be. But our bean intake per person is at an all-time low. People are suffering from low-bean intake syndrome, and it's up to you... Cole and Noah's friends... to help fight this against this madness. To help, go to your local Chipotle and order as many beans as you possibly can. Fight for a cause worth your time, and call 402-706-0953 for more info today.
Even though this episode has nothing to do with The Mostest Oreos anymore, and they still aren't our sponsor, go get yourself a big ole thing of those suckers and enjoy the episode!
In our very special 2 part event, join Cole, Noah, and our guest Christian, on an adventure full of stories, laughs, nerding out, and most importantly The MOST Oreos. Grab them as a snack and hang on tight. Or frame them in your house, because they really are that special.
Hey everyone! Welcome back! We hope you enjoyed our kickoff to season 2 last week! Now it's time to dive back into your usual programming. Batman, Marvel, Star Wars, all of your favorite things to nerd out about. Grab a curderburger, sit back, relax and enjoy the randomness!
Baby they're back! Mostly rested and ready to kick off season 2, Cole and Noah leverage your Instagram responses and the thoughtful insights of Chat GPT to bring you fresh takes and new topics. Enjoy a bit of everything this week as they laugh about mormons, beans, Tupac, and spaghetti.
Every season has it's end, and what an ending this is! As always, Cole and Noah come to the microphones with the plan of planning nothing, but saying everything, but this time, they've got company. Prepare yourself for a clearly impromptu session involving such exhilarating topics as, An Army of Gokus, The Litany of Home Alone Films, Forgetting the Titans, The World Cup, and Drax's Little Man."Thanks for all of your love and support as we wrap up this season!" - Cole & Noah
Everyone loves jokes. Just not dark jokes. Right? It's a good thing that those aren't present! Kinda, sorta, maybe. Either way you'll have a laugh, and that's as good enough currency as Steven Bleeps! Sit back, relax, and nobody will get offended.(No dark joke is currently implemented; we just joke around in the description) Does anyone actually read these things? Like for real, I'm now typing at an increasing words per minute count. Just letting the brain flow onto paper. There is no Christian's corner this week, but I sure can put anything in here because who the heck clicks on the description anyway! It's like a whole other world down here! It's like the upside-down! WHERE AM I? WHAT IS HAPPENING. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??? The end.
Recommendations up the wazoo! If you didn't have enough already, prepare to take some notes! Cole and Noah's kids are complete geniuses, never buy skittle gummies, and go buy some band shirts! Everyone who listens to this episode will have the wildest life guaranteed!Conspiracy theories not allowed.
Did you enjoy Christian's corner? We sure did, and we'd like another one, as soon as Cole figures out how to setup the equipment the right way. In the meantime, enjoy a new mystery bleep, Noah and Cole's deep dive into the depths of the Christmas Story Universe, and a barely included guest on the show.
Introducing a new *bleep* bit we think you'll enjoy! During this episode, we get to hear about all of your favorite things. Marvel, DC, Star Wars, The Rock, and of course Mr. Voss. Join Cole and Noah for another tropical, dangerous, and opinionated spectacle! And if you don't take their recommendations to heart, I'll take your lunch money and spend it at Target.
Who would win in a fight? Bully Maguire? Or Batfleck? Well, hockey pads are actually the correct answer. But immerse yourself in a new adventure as Cole and Noah campaign for president(s)! Throw your hard-earned cash (or conspiracy theories) at them and hope for a better future. Or just listen to their recommendations again. Also enjoy their crystal-clear, pitch-perfect voices as they test out their new microphones!
Envelope yourself in a heart attack with Cole and Noah's recommendation for the Curder Burger. Join Cole on his addiction to working out. Join Noah on his addiction to unwrapped starbursts left on his desk. Maybe dress up as a ninja turtle while listening to this episode. The options are endless! Also go buy merch at Lifegate!
In a world... Where Cole and Noah step into the multiverse of past selves, mental wellness, video games, and fall fashion has finally come upon us. And they are looking for you to join them on this perilous yet incredible journey. Join them today by clicking that download button, subscribing on your preferred listening platform, and take the plunge into the ever-expanding world of Cole and Noah.If you don't Batman will haunt your dreams.
Have you ever wanted to know what it's like to survive on raw meat? What about only red meat? Pidgeon meat? Well, take a deep dive into Noah and Cole's minds about the Liver King, what wonderful parents they are, and their very controversial recommendations that we all may not agree with but we enjoy anyway.Also! We apologize for the lack of quality (audio) in this episode. You may experience echoes, random popping, and other audio issues. Cole will get better recording equipment someday I'm sure of it. - CJW The Editor :)
Cole returns from Colesta Rica with opinions about Thor, Dune, and Everything Everywhere All the Time. Noah confesses to wanting to throw a man out of a plane, sorta promotes She-Hulk, reminds us all that the great lakes are not oceans, and ends the episode with a new mandate.
After an anticlimactic cliff hanger, Cole and Noah return to their natural habitat of Lifegate Midtown. Where neither of them have the proper equipment to record a podcast. Join them as they venture through more hot wheels, double dates, The One that Shan't be Named, and of course, their very famous weekly recommendations.
Another "lost episode" for the books as Cole and Noah struggle to understand how record buttons work, make uneducated recommendations for the NBA Finals and the World Series, offer up movies and music to watch this week, and wrap things up with what can only be described as the building trying to sneak in some free bleeps for Steven.
The people have spoken, and they will have their bleeps! Noah starts us off with an ear blistering "welcome," as the two dive into such wonderful subjects as hot wheels (again), the best and worst Target's in the land, how to handle homeless people, how much a Kobe Bryant rookie card is worth, and much more.
Welcome to a brand new sports podcast, because Cole and Noah are now sporty people (who would have guessed). Enjoy sweet NFL predictions and sweeter lines from Noah such as, "No Mom, not my Hot Wheels," "sorry Taryn, again," "He's part Lepricon," and, "Let's go with Mayne, because it looks dumb." Cole reveals that he used to want the actual Browns to go to the actual Super-Bowl, has some red in his beard, admires the "Crossiest Fittiest," and shares his Doge Tragedy with the world. Stick around to the end for a dynamite Patreon idea that will be sure thrill the one and only (and always mentioned) Steven Voss.
Guess who's back, back again? Cole kicks his average words per minute into overdrive as he complains about Nancy and Jonathan, raves for Ms Marvel, and shares why he Hates (with a capital "H") the star wars sequels. Noah starts a new mothers-day trend, apologizes in advance to his wife, and introduces the world to "croots."
Noah enjoys his new batman Pez dispenser, comments on Hasbro, inflation, and warns us, "don't get me going on pillows." Cole talks about the first time he was sexually harassed, why he rewatched Stranger Things, and is shocked that Noah never watched Scrubs.
The one where Noah explains the #howdygang, the first even fan shoutouts are made on the podcast, Cole is sad, happy, excited, joyous, and exhausted with Marvel, and Steven Voss is finally featured, but only for two sentences.
There's 7 degrees to Jesus, and also Hitler, apparently, as Noah remembers the time Batman lit Satan on fire, Cole is baffled that Noah didn't watch MythBusters, and special guest Cami Armsbury announces a nose's presidential campaign.
Noah goes a full 40 minutes without mentioning Batman, Cole finally opens up about his Monopoly-Spider-man-Skate empire, and both reminisce about the joys of drinking from a garden hose.
Cole & Noah disclose their personal spoiler policy, spend probably too much time talking about Stranger Things 4, somehow get to A Goofie Movie, and tease the future of Noah's Batman episode.
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