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Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries.

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    Tattooed Skin Capes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 35:12


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to tackle the internet's most upsetting news stories and hypothetical quandaries.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Thirty Seconds to Morbs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 32:14


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to tackle the internet's most upsetting news stories and hypothetical quandaries.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Haunted Beach Doll Crimes (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 30:12


    Deeply Upsetting 44: Haunted Beach Doll Crimes on "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Mission-Aransas Reserve https://www.facebook.com/manerr/ Article: https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Researchers-keep-finding-creepy-dolls-washing-up-17137300.php Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Transcript (Auto-Generated) 0:01 the views and opinions expressed on deeply upsetting are those of the panelists and not those of the geeks 0:06 under the influence network associated brands or businesses listener discretion is advised 0:25 welcome back to miner upside runner-up it's a minor upset it's not a big upset 0:31 it's a minor one i don't know exactly what your upset is but you've made it pretty clear that this might not be that minor this might 0:38 be a major upset let's put it this way that as far as i know it doesn't have any major effect on like the 0:46 likelihood of human existence continuing or not continuing but it might okay 0:52 so well the point originally of minor upsets was it's our deeply upsetting off 0:57 week we are finding just something in the news that isn't doesn't have anything to do with like our 1:03 reproductive rights being taken away or anything humongous that might be going on in the world right now slow newsweek 1:10 but you know whatever not a whole lot not a whole lot happening but we are not equipped to tackle that on this show so 1:15 we talk about some dumb ass [ __ ] it's news that's upsetting but doesn't make you want to jump off a building yep 1:22 um it's a normal level of like uh like what what all right yeah that's 1:29 those are the reactions we're trying to elicit here from this show um i'm amy bogard i'm mike the hobbit welcome back 1:36 welcome back catch us next week we will be doing a regularly scheduled deeply upsetting 1:42 with questions that you can submit if you are so inclined via our social media 1:48 at deeply upsetting on facebook and twitter uh we also got the hotline number the 1:53 mm-hmm for sexy texts or voicemails that's uh 804-505-4484 that's 804-505-4gui 2:03 and uh the email address as well geeksuntotheinfluence.gmail.com and just put a deeply upsetting in the 2:09 subject line so we know who you're talking to so we can find you so we can get you [Laughter] 2:15 all right we'll hit me with that i'm scared this is uh truly a haunting article 2:20 from cron.com chron.com not the regular panelists yeah like wait 2:26 a second entirely i think uh houston and texas is the the area 2:32 that this comes from uh and this is an article from ariana garcia from april 29th of this year and the title is 2:39 researchers keep finding creepy dolls washing up on texas beaches 2:45 no yeah nope a foam by jordan peele 2:52 this is actually the story of nope that's coming out the trailer really did not give away 2:57 anything nothing about dolls for sure oh no we've got a flanks off horrifying though this is truly horrifying so uh 3:04 researchers are regularly surveying the coast for like creatures like sea turtles and then marine mammals and endangered species and stuff and they're 3:10 doing cool stuff to getting them out of nets and like rescuing baby turtles and stuff doing all the cool stuff but 3:16 they often come across debris while coming the the texas shoreline and lately creepy dolls seem to be their 3:22 most popular find now the worst part of that line there is it literally does say lately like this is if it was one thing 3:30 that happens all the time you'd be like kids are dropping toys in the water or whatever but no just lately oh no 3:37 i mean this is a new event that's occurring they're like the mini horse dolls of the apocalypse 3:46 um and the worst part is there's pictures on this article and they're truly haunting i'm sure you'll put them 3:52 on our social media they're uh they're barnacle-covered babies it's uh really 3:57 just uh just a whole thing a whole situation happening uh that uh that i'm gonna share with 4:03 miss bogart over here that oh my god no okay 4:08 this is really giving like that toy story kid that's exactly what i 4:14 thought really yeah it like puts the pieces together this is so freaky and the woman holding it up is way happier 4:20 than she should be yeah i would be into it terrified terrified 4:25 and i also don't feel like i would be holding it in that way i would just lay it on the sand and please she's holding 4:31 it like she caught a chicken in the yard she's holding it like she made it there's just some some really we're 4:37 looking at these pictures which i will definitely have a link on this episode she's also really happy really stoked 4:43 about these dolls uh i will get to uh oh my god they're just 4:48 horrifying my god so this story just gets crazier though that's the thing is like the concept itself is enough to be 4:54 truly a terrifying story but they say that for years now so this has been going on for uh for years can you 5:00 please take the baby picture down the monitor i can't focus this one's like indignant 5:07 okay okay so three years now they've been mysteriously encountering these dolls washing up on shores um they 5:12 started putting them up on their facebook page and that's gained in popularity obviously obviously um 5:18 and what's the facebook page called does it say mission our nasus reserve is the facebook page i 5:24 will also i will have that link in the in the notes as well yeah and uh they've been streaming counting these 5:31 dolls for a while somebody used the toy story uh in the comments oh in the comments 5:36 yeah that looks exactly like it yeah it's definitely a toy story doll it's all 5:41 [ __ ] up and terrifying but the castaway the creepy castaways as they 5:47 call them are are usually in horrific condition pulitzer prize covered in barnacles or missing their 5:53 limbs hair and eyes no yep somebody found a barnacles growing out 5:58 of the eyes of a doll and said oh boy a creepy doll i know a bunch of you weirdos out there 6:03 like this says jack tunnel director of mission arnessus reserve uh they're correct they're correct yes there's 6:10 definitely a whole contingency of people that would uh love this kind of thing so they're just showing off some of the 6:16 stuff they're getting with each social media post users appear to be more and more intrigued uh creepy and why are 6:21 there so many dolls in the ocean that's really the question that is the question why are there so many dolls in the ocean 6:27 yeah no can you imagine you're swimming in the ocean like minding your own [ __ ] business and something brushes up 6:33 against your leg and immediately you're like shark but then it's a [ __ ] creepy haunted baby doll covered in 6:40 barnacles covered in [ __ ] barnacles missing some hair and you're like this 6:45 is work that's where you just like let all the air out of your lungs and sink to the bottom of the ocean like a stone 6:50 like a stone i would love to i think once that happens the babies come and take you away it's their sacrifice i 6:57 love that in this article there's just like little random things that i guess they're just walking the beach during this uh interview finding [ __ ] dolls 7:04 for a quick second when you said they're just walking the beach i thought about the babies 7:10 we have a horror movie you're getting really scared you want a horror movie you just have like some kind of carryover from like demonic toys or 7:16 something and it's just baby dolls that wash up on shore and then just like murder beach goers jesus done that's 7:23 [ __ ] the most haunting thing i've ever heard of jordan give us a call but there's all these quotes of them just looking at 7:29 stuff being like why are there so many dolls in the ocean am i missing something and then randomly they're like this one looks happy to be 7:35 found not like some of the others which is a truly [ __ ] up thing to say like 7:42 people are i think doing too much it's kind of like those two women that were holding up the babies and looking so so 7:48 excited like white women are freaks i guarantee it was a white lady that made that comment 7:54 definitely i know it was the scariest part of this is coming up here is that they've collected 30 of the disturbing dolls since they began keeping count 8:02 uh so they just were getting rid of them after a while and then it just happened so frequently they're like okay we gotta start keeping count and they've had 30 8:09 so far since that came in oh my god so imagine how many went by before the dolls of yours yeah 8:15 um the creepiest one ones are are the ones that lost all their hair uh 8:20 the first doll they found was the head of a sex doll no and they posted a picture of it and 8:27 didn't realize that's what it was oh we got a lot of followers on the page after that 8:32 uh someone oh no this is the worst part someone later bought the sex doll's head for 35 8:38 and the proceeds were donated to a sea turtle rescue program 8:45 they're really [ __ ] silver lining that oh my god ew someone is [ __ ] that right now 8:52 barnacle barnacle-mouthed sex dollhead yes 100 that is such 8:58 a visual for the ages oh no and they're trying to figure out like 9:04 what happened and uh marine scientists are like the the texas coast is a junk magnet is what they call it just with 9:09 the the currents and stuff but that still doesn't explain why it's mostly doll heads yeah that's 9:15 really i understand junk magda okay that's probably what's washing up on the texture sure why why doll heads yeah why 9:22 are the dolls that's um also can i just make a quick point that if for some reason we were to get famous 9:29 enough that we necessitated starting a deeply upsetting museum the crown jewel would be 9:36 the sex doll oh yeah covered in barnacles and some sad dudes jizz oh no not sadges 9:45 the saddest jizz so the best part is they've realized that they've got a gold mine here 9:51 the group gets a surprising number of requests for purchasing the dolls uh so they decided that they don't keep 9:56 any of the toys out of fear that they could be haunted yep but he does sell them at a yearly fun 10:03 fundraising auction um that they do so uh and those buying them the last line in the whole 10:10 article is there's a lot of nightmares out there 10:17 whoever wrote this article is a winner oh that's amazing truly a [ __ ] 10:22 incredible piece of uh of writing that's that's got a that's got awards written all over it because 10:29 truly the nightmare when you really think about it is who is buying the dolls and for what 10:35 purpose like are they cleaning no oh my god he just scrolled to one that's 10:41 just so much worse it looks like an exorcist vomit baby it looks like late 10:47 late late stage leprosy baby it's really [ __ ] freaky also it's eyes are too 10:54 human oh my god look at that happy white lady yeah happy white lady holding a definitely 11:01 possessed doll that doll is possessed with a very evil force 11:07 i feel like that doll could probably take over and she's like yay yeah it would take 11:12 over just by literally being like i'm taking over and people like do your i'm not dealing with this i'm not [ __ ] with that at all 11:18 i'm looking for the uh the sex doll head it's in here oh yeah we gotta see the sex doll head isn't it fun to listen to a scroll 11:28 that people will be looking at these links while they're listening to this episode in case unless you're driving then you drive first and look better but 11:35 the these things are just truly a sight to behold look another 11:42 happy white woman there's so many of them that's the new porn magazine is happy white women with haunted dolls i 11:49 think is a new porn that we could make lots of money somebody would jerk into it absolutely sure 12:02 what's inside the mouth that's that looks like dirt with worms in it but i'm not sure 12:08 kind of looked like a fish like gave birth in it or something that looks so creepy that is the most 12:14 terrifying thing i've ever seen she's missing an eye and all of her hair i oh man i i wish 12:23 that we had like bought stock in this uh news this small texas newspaper yeah 12:28 before doing this episode so we can just make money off of just going oh my god it's so terrible we're doing like the 12:33 lovecraft thing where we can't even describe the horrors that we're not viewing you have to see it to believe it it is 12:40 the fact that like somebody is out here okay i thought that you were like a [ __ ] demented little photoshop 12:46 gremlin but whoever made that with the haunted dog does that be my valentine oh my god this 12:53 is like a hairless barbie doll missing a leg giving a thumbs up and it's just not it doesn't have the like go get em feeling 13:00 that i think they were going for with that photo not terribly inspired 13:07 i'm going to walk into the grave yeah and it sucks because you and i always threaten when 13:13 things go poorly um to walk oh my god that is like a human adult 13:19 human sized baby doll ew also it doesn't have like it's like boneless 13:25 does it the body is covered with like green paint with sprayed on it i guess i don't know what it's like laundry 13:31 detergent or something this is beyond the pale 13:36 i don't want to be on this planet anymore either just well that's what i was going to say 13:42 whenever something small and unfortunate happens to us we always say that we're going to walk into the sea guess not 13:48 no i don't want to be anywhere close to the sea now guess that's over this is unfortunate that there's just so many 13:54 there's oh oh god oh god i don't know what this one was 14:00 and why is she so happy yeah all these white ladies with their hair and braids are very happy to be holding these 14:07 barnacle-covered uh sins against god you know like when you're a white lady me 14:13 but then you look at some [ __ ] like this and you're like no that's something that's like a lady [ __ ] yeah the 100 14:18 that is some white lady [ __ ] right there oh um i'm thrilled they are thrilled 14:24 while their souls are being sucked out they don't even know like this baby doll 14:29 is currently like wiping her credit score i think there's actually another murder uh 14:36 ocean doll that is behind her holding a gun to her head saying act natural smile 14:45 this is okay so the thing that's the most upsetting is 14:50 that there's definitely a lot of volunteers right that go and do ocean cleanup and like those are heroes that's [ __ ] great uh 14:57 nothing but respect for the people that are going out but there's a level of hero of going and doing beach cleanup 15:03 and then there's a level of hero where like you're going to a haunted beach full of doll heads that wash up on shore 15:10 um and you've been doing it for years yeah for years you've been seeing doll heads covered in barnacles that look 15:16 like like they just got like [ __ ] [ __ ] stamped by satan 15:23 uh washing up on shore with no explanation but i want to know who started doing beach cleanup because they 15:30 started finding doll heads oh literally this woman right there's the one freak that's like into it and that's why 15:36 they're there yeah oh i think there's multiple freaks i think there's a lot of freaks 15:41 they're like yeah i guess i'm doing like good work for the ocean but really it's just to find the creepiest dolls 15:47 this one is absolutely horrifying it looks like i don't know 15:53 what it was supposed to be before it kind of looks like a schoolhouse rock character is that just me no it well it's got a 16:00 jaunty little red vest and then it's got some like really smart looking like blue slacks 16:07 we're saying this as it's truly it looks like it's also covered in bullet holes 16:14 it looked like somebody ground their face into some gravel until it wasn't a face anymore 16:21 someone did some bad stuff to this doll and then chucked it into the [ __ ] sea i think honestly that might be the 16:27 explanation is if there's like a weird like kink community on the texas coast 16:33 that just likes [ __ ] children's dolls or like humiliation king people that are like i can't do it to a person i just 16:39 don't have it in me but i will to this schoolhouse 16:46 i will [ __ ] this boneless infant doll oh no and then cast it overboard to hide my crimes 16:55 my sacrificial lamb no do you think they just like chucked them 17:00 overboard in a boat like uh dexter did to deb's body spoiler alert the question is do you do you think that they they 17:08 build up a stockpile before dumping them into the ocean or is it one at a time i think one at a time separate trips you 17:14 think of separate trips i don't think that i think that it's one doll at a time i think that they're having these 17:20 relationships with one doll i think they're having their relationships with one doll but do you think there's just like there's the recyclables there's 17:26 like the trash can and then there's the like the like sex like sex doll 17:32 like crime cleanup then i think it's too painful to look at what they've done to the doll i 17:39 think they have to they have to chuck it into the sea immediately it's one thing to be like you've come to terms with the 17:44 fact that you like [ __ ] a children's toy but that looks like a children but then 17:50 i swear this one has been target practice before though oh yeah like this one has like bb holes so you're like 17:56 sort of coming to terms with that and so you you that have been taking it out to the ocean every time you're like you know 18:03 what i i believe in green planet i'm gonna like i'm gonna save my gas in my 18:08 boat and just build up like maybe a trash bag full before going out to the ocean save mother earth that's the kink 18:14 community's green new deal [Laughter] oh no 18:21 the aoc is like this is what i was asking for this whole time this is the 18:26 world that liberals want cast your creepy sex dolls into sea in 18:32 one fell swoop but so they just throw them in this bin and then there's one day where they like 18:38 open it and it's full and they go to throw what have i become yep i am a monster i 18:45 am truly that's why half of these don't have eyes because they plucked them out so they couldn't look back oh my god 18:50 could you imagine being like don't look at me stabbing eyeballs out of them out of the doll heads 18:58 this is i thought this was an upsetting story to begin with but we have as we always do made it worse 19:06 so much work like i'm just thinking about like the the small family of like fishing 19:11 families where they're just barely scraping by doing like fishing off the coast uh and the whole family pitches in they 19:18 got like an eight-year-old daughter that's out on the boat just like picking up nets and stuff not doing anything like really hard labor stuff but still 19:24 helping out and they're just like these castle nets out there waiting little girl like leans over the side 19:30 and then mom's like what do you got there darling what do you got and then she pulls out this like 19:36 wet barnacle-covered angry like succubus doll 19:44 plucked from the watery depths of the ocean like it was handed up from hell itself 19:50 to this little girl and she turns around and shows it to the mother and the mother just starts screaming and 19:55 screaming and she's never burst into flames honestly i wish that that would have been a subplot to that movie coda 20:01 because they were like deep sea fishermen because i really want to know what sign language is for like put that 20:08 haunted doll back in the sea right now [ __ ] if any of our listeners that know uh 20:13 sign language could could be haunted just send us a video of your hands uh joe doing the signs for uh to put that 20:21 haunted dolt down what was it i don't even know okay i feel like it's getting into like monsters inc territory 20:27 of like put that thing back where it came from also help me that's the ultimate for this perfect 20:34 i wow nothing like a monsters and graphics to tie up the weird kink story i mean 20:40 considering the number of dolls they found washed ashore there might be a corporation involved with the dumping of these uh these demonic sex dolls 20:48 um it's yeah these are yup that i i really implore you to get a 20:54 full a full understanding of just how [ __ ] awful these oh it's worth a gander for sure 20:59 oh my god this is the stuff of nightmares it says yeah yep so uh this is my new 21:07 favorite thing that's ever existed on the planet and i'm gonna obsess over it forever but the fact that the dolls are 21:13 then auctioned off like for charity and gone off to like some other [ __ ] kinky weirdos that's 21:20 part two of the green new deal it's now being recycled incredible really it's it's called 21:27 upcycling i think yep there we go yeah wow well this was really 21:33 a great story that you brought this is probably one of the most upsetting stories that you've brought so far this is really truly something that's going 21:38 to haunt my dreams honestly yeah as it should i feel like if you looked at these pictures and you're like huh 21:45 okay i wouldn't trust you i need at least a little bit of horror 21:51 i think highly i guess really i'm one 21:57 like we need a t-shirt right like we need a creepy tall t-shirt no no we need a t-shirt with the like the sex 22:04 doll head no with its mouth full of dirt and one eyeball plucked out 22:11 fully playing what does it say it said uh deeply upsetting 22:17 doll company richmond virginia 2022 upcycling 22:23 [Laughter] creepy doll upcycling [Laughter] 22:30 i mean if anybody actually wants that like let your voice be heard but i would prefer if we didn't do that because i 22:36 feel like then we're [ __ ] summoning them we're gonna start seeing them all over the james river or something 22:42 they're going to leave the uh the coastal currents of texas and then come up and go into the james river 22:49 to haunt our shores james river is a lot smaller so we're going to see a whole lot of haunted 22:54 dolls real quick look those coastlines are already haunted with like used condoms and beer cans and broke broken 23:01 dreams so i don't think we need the dolls as well yeah if you live in a place that's not richmond virginia you 23:07 can buy the shirt it's not for richmond locals sorry 23:14 no no we have enough going on we don't need this there's enough horrors in the game oh my 23:20 god she is so excited about this so excited yep oh my that is another weird 23:26 phenomenon honestly it's just as horrifying as all the babies as all the faces all the smiling white women yeah 23:33 yeah they're just [ __ ] thrilled thrilled when we say get a hobby we didn't mean 23:39 this this is not the hobby at all okay oh my god oh well i'm going to run away 23:47 yeah into the forest i'm going to sit in the closet and sob i think after this that's fair i definitely want to like 23:55 get rid of the internet i think for myself i don't i think i've seen all the good 24:00 that was there and now i'm just seeing stuff like this i gotta go 24:05 remember when people would look up like cat facts yup on on the internet that was like the thing 24:10 they're like oh my god i didn't know that about that breed of cat that's really interesting that's true i'm gonna delete all of the 24:17 internet except for the one twitter account i follow called cats being weird little guys that's my favorite 24:24 perfect that's all i really need in this life that's we gotta you know we gotta bring the internet back to like 1996. 24:32 make america dial up again we're only doing i can has cheeseburger 24:39 and our keyboard cat cat uh we'll do 24:45 if you're good on the holidays we'll do uh star wars guy oh 24:50 and then of course um every i don't know let's say fourth of july we'll do is the end of the world 24:56 that one's always good perfect it's me in the you know in the mood yes yeah and one day when we think you're 25:02 responsible enough we'll pull up some home star runner oh [ __ ] yeah 25:08 if you deserve it if you deserve it until then i guess you can just keep listening to this tire fire of a show 25:15 if this show was something to be upset about it would not be a haunted doll that's too much yeah that's too much 25:21 that's too much that's going overboard i don't know what it would be exactly we'd be like maybe a haunted lamp 25:28 why does it have to be haunted like i don't know like it's it's a lamp that's just like it's 25:34 mildly unsettling like there's something about the lamp you don't like i feel like we're more of like a parrot 25:41 that incessantly and only speaks in pig latin it's like shut up 25:48 please that i don't believe in hurting animals but 25:53 a parrot that won't stop saying pig latin yep that's a that's a special kind of torture 25:59 i feel like that's us you think we give up haunted lamp vibes 26:04 i think we give up big latin good to know the combination of that is 26:10 that is the sweet spot of this delightful show cool yeah let's put that on our bios 26:16 going forward kind of like if a haunted lamp was also a piglet yeah if a haunted lamp lamp had 26:22 a baby with a parrot that only spoke in pig latin you'd have the deeply upsetting podcast 26:28 oh my god if you want to listen to podcasts that are like podcasts 26:34 you can do that at guipodcast.com there's a lot of other shows and they are 26:39 not this so they're good yeah fortunately for everyone involved good job 26:44 return next week if you dare um for another regularly scheduled deeply upsetting again let us know if you have 26:51 any questions we'll answer them for you and uh yeah i mean i think that's gonna do it for us 26:57 for 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    Sex Dungeon Meet Cute

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 48:27


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! 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so we got cronenberg 0:35 body [ __ ] maestro lars von trier 0:40 different type of body horror body horror for sure [ __ ] and then rob zombie just 0:46 horror i just know you hate him and i thought it'd be a fun little addendum don't hate rob zombie no he rob zombie 0:52 movie his films are not my favorite i am a fan of horror very much so 0:59 and i have been so let down for the most part by rob zombie films uh 1:04 yeah that it's like rob and now he's doing the monsters 1:09 i know i know i think that's what i heard you ranting about the other day i mean you rant about rob zombie with some 1:15 frequency especially when there's any alcohol involved um not wrong 1:20 you're not wrong in that tone that you said rob is not your usual tone 1:28 that was much more like to a lovable scamp yeah i believe on one of one of the 1:34 episodes of something recently i was bitching about his halloween remakes and how disappointed i was in uh house of 1:40 thousand corpses and some of those other films but this is a crossover episode yeah this is crossover this is uh this 1:46 crossover with i think it was gui that we were talking about yeah so haven't listened to that one yet apparently 1:51 because i brought it up anyway uh cronenberg's got a new film coming out that looks incredible and it looks like a return back to his body horror uh 1:59 beginnings a little bit as much as i love history of violence and eastern promises they're more of like thriller 2:05 dramas and very good but uh not not that body horror kind of thing so i'm just going to take 2:11 cronenberg as that body horror version of cronenberg that was what i had in mind yeah yeah yeah for sure and then lars von trier okay so the problem that 2:18 i'm running into is that if kill feels like appropriate for rob zombie yeah but 2:24 that means i would have to [ __ ] or marry lars von trier yeah and see even with the body horror stuff the [ __ ] or mary 2:30 for cronenberg is still just like okay it's into some stuff that makes me feel like a little bit weird uh in bed 2:36 but yeah i can like appreciate where he's coming from with it you know it's like when you're asked to do a thing that you're really not into in bed 2:43 yeah you know your partner's really into it can i please turn into like a multi-person 2:49 throbbing muscle of a creature and then you just [ __ ] the holes i'd be like all right 2:55 cronenberg because you said so nicely and i know it's something you want you're like i should do it once before i 3:02 die you know like i should [ __ ] the throbbing muscle green shirt i should i should put my dick in this veiny 3:09 throbbing like glistening mess of uh of a person your grandchildren 3:15 will be so impressed with you they'll think you're cool forever definitely like do you know that uh your 3:22 grandfather once put his dick in some cronenberg holes and they're like really 3:28 yeah yay grandpa's cool 3:34 that's the that's the line that makes me go grandpa's [ __ ] cronenberg i think finally 3:40 so i i mean [ __ ] lars von trier that's a different level of like not being okay with the thing that your 3:45 partner's into like he's into some stuff that's like not okay not at all okay like he knows 3:52 like he can only come if he like picks up your dog and throws it against the wall as he climaxes like it's something 3:58 truly upsetting on a different level like viscerally that's too real yeah 4:06 he's the guy that you like don't realize what he's like he just seems kind of like forlorn you know on your first date 4:12 and then you take him home and you're having sex and he's like cut off my pinky you're like what 4:18 no do it he hands you like the cigar cutters he just hands you like a [ __ ] butter 4:24 knife or something to like saw through it you look over and there's just a table 4:31 with just assorted pinkies you're like okay well he has his so 4:36 what happens after i cut off his pinky then you realize that you're at his house which is not where i had it going 4:43 so that's so much worse you do not want to be a pinky guy's house like you're you're 4:50 starting off really light for lars von trier where you're just like slapping him in the ass with like a leather belt 4:56 yeah like welting him pretty good and you're like okay this this is doable this isn't too bad it's not really my 5:02 thing maybe but then you just hear a baby crying oh and you're like like a haunting like echoey baby cry from 5:09 somewhere in the house the dead baby for sure you know in your heart it's a ghost baby that's haunting the 5:15 halls that is such a boner killer let me tell you every time every every time every time 5:22 it never works not a good time casper get out of here i'm trying to come 5:31 and casper's like okay okay okay make you guys a sandwich like thank 5:37 you casper trying to [ __ ] lars von trier here he's like i don't know the cronenberg 5:44 was into it when you're [ __ ] the glistening halls this conversation 5:49 i don't know what i expected it to be but it's it's that i think 5:56 lars von true screams shia labeouf when he comes 100 definitely does he's 6:01 definitely picturing shia at all times he got really turned on by actual cannibal 6:08 shia labeouf absurdly he got into that and then realized that 6:13 that was just a joke and it was so sad but then he started getting weirdly obsessed with army hammer 6:18 he's like that's the real cannibal in the room but in between that time after he realized that the actual cannibal 6:24 thing was fake that's when he wrote melancholia because he was like the world may as 6:29 well [ __ ] in yeah my dreams are dead so the world should be too 6:35 i feel like that's definitely his vibe okay only because you pulled lars von trier into it i think that gave 6:43 rob zombie a pass i think so i don't think now that i think about it yeah he's not gonna die because you know what like even though i'm not a fan of his 6:48 films like that seems like it would be like ridden hard and put away wet [ __ ] situation for rob zombie like so 6:55 you're gonna marry cronenberg i think i'm gonna marry cronenberg i respect his vision and i support him 7:01 and i would be his cheerleader through his life of filmmaking so i feel like that's 7:07 something that's important in a partnership and that's a lot of time to peer into that mind hole i'm telling you that much 7:14 but the other option is to like quietly support rob zombie doing the monsters 7:19 movie and i can't do that but what if you could influence it's rob like i'm coming in late in this 7:25 game like it's not like i it's like the first album of uh white zombie is about to come out and we meet and then like a 7:32 meat cute out it's like sex dungeon those are the cutest of those gifts 7:37 and he's like i want to slam in the back of my dracula with you and i'm like oh honey 7:45 hey don't sell yourself short i think that you could really still have an impact you're a stand-up guy 7:51 you're a swell fella he's trying to like make his his ex now 7:57 uh in in the monsters movie oh really yeah or sherry moon like 8:02 they're still together but they would have to be broken up if i was oh right right sure with mr uh robert zombie 8:09 you brought in his government name robert aloysius zombie is his uh is this 8:16 christian name baptismal name actually it's zombae 8:22 like the cranberry yeah it's an irish last name traditional irish last name i'm really 8:28 really really resisting the urge to go straight into it just go do the whole thing 8:39 which is actually how he promised oh no oh oh 8:45 la the last part goes on too long 8:54 robert and i would have a tryst i have regret yeah 9:01 uh rob phthalomu uh aloysius the last [ __ ] marry kill was the mug 9:08 and i really had no [ __ ] forethought going into this i was just like head empty just vibes with my [ __ ] mary 9:16 killed not realizing that it was gonna turn into like the most upsetting conversation on this stupid show you 9:22 chose body horror guy unapologetic sex pervert and the hot topic guy i sure did as the 9:30 uh as the choices here i'm not a smart person there's somebody screaming at me right now for calling rob zombie the hot 9:36 topic guy well it's called deeply upsetting [ __ ] check the title 9:43 so yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] rob zombie okay uh i'm gonna marry kronenberg i believe in his vision i would be a good support 9:50 system for him in the making of his future films and uh lars von trier's gotta go i agree i 9:57 think no matter what large frontrier has to die i think i would probably swap my roles in the other two but no matter 10:02 what like i'm taking down large foreign i feel like there's got to be some good that comes into the world from 10:08 that he's not giving off good vibes that's the thing is either he is even darker than people think he is 10:15 and he's got some [ __ ] up at least 10 children locked up in his dungeon yep 10:21 something along those lines where people were like [ __ ] okay i thought six tops but ten wow um 10:27 or it's the polar opposite where he's so edgy with filmmaking that he's the most boring [ __ ] person in the entire 10:34 world that's very true it is one way of the other yeah ten i lost fifty dollars in my office betting pool 10:41 i don't think he's boring i think it's probably the other way unfortunately yeah so his death is really 10:48 a treat for us all right so you would you would flip you'd uh you 10:54 we're both killing von trier but you're getting a merry rob zombie i think so 10:59 i think so i just don't feel like my mind is up to the task of 11:06 like having an intimate view into cronenberg's mind at all times i just don't feel like i'm there 11:12 i don't have the fortitude the problem is though that you legally have to change your middle name to moon if you 11:17 marry rob zombie so you'd be like amy moon zombie that's 11:23 okay yeah that's pretty good like i said that as a negative yeah 11:28 that is very cool the problem with this car is it goes to zero to 60 faster than any other car oh 11:34 okay i guess i'm gonna get it i don't know why you said it like that i think the 11:40 problem is that with the name amy moon zombie people would really expect me to be not the person that i am you know if 11:47 it's like amy moon zombie is coming and i show up wearing a [ __ ] tony collette t-shirt just be like hi 11:54 everybody and cuffed bisexual jeans people are going to be like who is this being like girl that whole outfit is a 12:01 mood and they're like amy moon zombie yep speaking here hello 12:07 friends that is unfortunately what i'm like in real life i mean i forget sometimes that 12:13 the listeners don't know what i'm like in real life and it's overly earnest 12:19 i'm definitely not pulling off the moon zombie name my kids would be embarrassed of me that 12:25 would be honestly that's something out of a movie or a sitcom where there's like the brooding dark artist 12:31 unfortunately a white guy with dreadlocks and definitely just looks even if he's very 12:36 clean and smells good looks dirty all the time yep and then there's the his partner who you would think 12:43 is of the same lines and it's just this bubbly like friendly happy just very warm 12:49 person that's me amy moon zombie [Laughter] 12:57 i feel like every time i would enter a room people would be like well this is deeply upsetting 13:18 welcome back to deeply upsetting i'm amy bogart i'm mike the hobbit and we your hosts on this show will answer 13:25 the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries yes we've got no expertise but baby we're 13:31 here the expertise is what we have in our hearts yep which is apparently very 13:38 discriminated and limited the way that this show works is that we 13:44 need your questions we will answer them on the show and you can give them to us in a bunch of different ways we're on 13:50 social media ever heard of it um you're getting like mean right off the 13:55 bat like social media um you may not know about it it's kind of new it's pretty cool 14:01 it's time for my hipster era i think but it's like so misguided hipster area where i'm like 14:07 have you guys heard about facebook it's cool we need to be the hipster podcast where we just mention 14:14 uh social media pages that nobody uses like have you heard of friendster friendster's coming back in a big way 14:20 you're gonna only find us on friendster i wish we were only on friendster 14:25 and you can listen to the music from the show on napster 14:30 download it on limewire we're doing a uh live streaming episode on myspace later 14:36 this month definitely tom's going to be tom is actually going to be there so is justin timberlake didn't he buy 14:42 myspace oh i think he did yeah why did he do that because he was in the social network and he's like i can do this too 14:48 except he has no understanding of the environment of social media at all so he's like my space is free right like 14:55 he's like not free it's dollars you can space for eighteen dollars like that 15:00 sounds like a deal to me it was like jesse eisenberg you wanna get in on this nine dollars and jesse was like no 15:07 no just like that walked away anywho 15:14 if you use these newfangled social medias we are on facebook and twitter at 15:19 deeply upsetting you can send us an electronic mail geeksundertheinfluence 15:24 gmail.com put deeply upsetting in the subject line if you don't know how to do that call your mom and ask her i'm sure 15:31 she'll know yeah cause that's usually how it works that the parent tells the kid how to use electronic mail 15:36 electronic mail she watched you've got mail 15 times just put in your 500 hours of free aol 15:43 disk exactly and set up an email account but today actually you my friend are 15:50 posing the question yes i am this is uh relating to recent events where i was told i have a charming smile 15:57 on a social media app which one though uh will that will come into play as we 16:02 go through the rigmarole of this question excuse me so the question is is that there's so many different ways to 16:07 get in touch with people nowadays different types of that's social media as the kids say apparently 16:14 and if you're gonna jump into someone's dms 16:19 you've got to kind of frame it based on the social app that you're using to uh message a stranger definitely and berate 16:26 them with uh with unwanted unwanted affection and attention yes uh so the question is is 16:33 that if you were to jump into them dms on on different social apps based on the 16:39 social app what would be your your pickup line jesus i have no experience jumping into 16:46 anyone's dms for literally anything i am actually like an old lady when it comes 16:52 to social media i don't use it properly and i've never jumped into anyone's dms so this should 16:58 be pretty fun i don't think i no i have jumped into well not a stranger i've not jumped in 17:04 any dms of anybody that i don't hadn't previously met um uh the jumping into dms of people that i hadn't met before 17:11 it's definitely that got that like middle school will you go out with me energy and not just like do you want to 17:17 see my dick energy that's for the best it's it's mostly the um yeah no i like 17:22 that thing too and then talk for like 40 minutes very casually uh about just random stuff that we both like and then 17:28 being like so if you wanted to get a drink then maybe that would be cool if you wanted to not a big deal if you don't 17:35 you're writing five paragraph essays in the dm there's a thesis statement and like 17:41 supporting paragraphs make sure sure to indent my paragraphs 17:47 there's citations i got footnotes they're like i didn't even know you 17:53 could do footnotes and messengers like i looked it up i looked at nature mla didn't feel right 17:59 apa felt cheap nobody uses chicago style how did you get this double spaced 18:06 hit alt return is this notarized 18:11 the dm is you them and a notary public when i send a message there's a there's 18:18 a message that comes back saying it has been received by the recipient yep is there some sort of like a legal 18:24 dating app because this is how that would go yeah totally some sort of like lawyers only so facebook that is 18:31 predominantly where a lot of people jump into dms and that's the the classic uh 18:36 you're hot you look boobs you have boobs look at the boobs that you have and 18:42 then i think i've gotten that exact message actually probably and then and and please tell me if i'm off base here 18:48 okay at any point uh then the woman says oh thank you that's really sweet but i'm 18:53 not interested to which the response is uh you're an ugly [ __ ] and i didn't want to [ __ ] you anyway that's a hundred 18:59 percent true okay cool cool making sure that that's the normal uh very reasonable totally normal 19:06 totally normal not psychotic not maybe a little bit of like a god complex type of 19:11 situation i don't know i don't know i'm not a therapist or anything okay so so since that's just so gauche at this 19:18 point i mean yeah i know it's gonna work it's so tired there's no challenge to me if i know it's gonna work right of just like let 19:25 me see them boobs no that's gonna work so i would probably come in 19:30 uh with something along the lines of uh have you heard my podcast i think he's the leading one 19:37 that's hot nothing's hotter than a podcaster that's really true i mean clearly guitarists have been bitching 19:43 for the last like 10 years about how how all their thunder's being stolen by by uh chubby bearded men that have a 19:50 take on the dark knight that's really where they're like where are the [ __ ] 19:55 it's like oh no they're at pod magic con or something they're sitting in the car outside of the club 20:02 where we're playing listening on spotify to a chubby bearded man being like you 20:08 know what like the new joker with joaquin phoenix was good but i just think don't think that anything comes 20:13 close to the dark knight and his friend being like [ __ ] you no man joaquin did it man 20:18 joaquin changed my life that dude's method the guitarist just like walks out and he does like an 20:24 in-person facebook uh dump where he just knocks on the window and pulls the stick out like yeah 20:30 no no shh podcast pointing at their ears like it's not blasting from their speakers 20:38 nothing cooler actually i'm sure you've experienced this then when you pull up to somebody at a light and you realize 20:45 that you are fully blasting your podcast and it's always something that's the 20:50 most boring part of the thing that like there's it sounds like a hot take and 20:55 it's not a hot take you know what andrew garfield not the greatest peter parker but he was a 21:01 pretty good spider-man everybody other cars like yeah no everybody thinks that i don't know why 21:06 they said it like that was a hot [ __ ] take oh my god i mean i listen to dorkier [ __ ] than 21:12 that though like i feel like i roll up to the light and it's like but what was 21:17 sondheim's greatest work we'll never know there's too many options and i'm just 21:23 sitting in my car like clearly the screaming me listening like invisibilia and it's like the thing is 21:29 about a butterfly is that it turns into a mush when it's in the cocoon and nobody knows how it reforms it's a scientific marvel 21:36 where i'm living my white woman stereotype life when i pull up to the light and it's like her teeth were 21:43 removed her skin was peeled back there fortunately has been a shift 21:50 in the world as far as like you know uh believing women and and making more room for women to have a voice in the 21:56 conversation of the of the zeitgeist and yeah and moving up in in business and that's [ __ ] rad um especially because 22:04 the amount of true crime podcasts that women listen to suggest that if it wasn't going a little bit better that 22:11 way things would take a very dark turn honestly intrigued by that timeline 22:16 though am i glad that women are starting to get things yes 22:22 is it happening quick enough that we shouldn't maybe just like inch into the true crying timeline no 22:29 just a little murder just a smidge a smidge of murder i think okay i think 22:35 women deserve a little murder as a treat they've been through so much the glass 22:41 ceiling is still there there's like you know rape kits sitting in the police 22:47 departments for the last 20 years and i mean we could have a little murder if you're gonna smash the glass ceiling why 22:52 not take one of those shards and maybe murder a little oh imagine 22:58 murdering with the glass ceiling would just be so like chefs there's such an art artistic and 23:05 like almost ironic uh murder situation there i love it we 23:10 deserve how did we get here uh i think from facebook dms 23:16 yep from facebook murder started well because clearly your pickup line was good enough that it started this 23:22 incredible conversation that started a love connection for the ages how are you love connecting on facebook on facebook 23:30 um i think okay i think a good facebook dm is kind of like a grandma posting a 23:37 status where they're just like searching for stuff right and so i think that my 23:44 my best move is typing into a dm as if i'm searching for stuff so it says like 23:50 bra to fit my big honkin boobs don't fit in any bras 23:56 um vagina too wet question mark 24:04 happy birthday susan that's it tell me you wouldn't respond 24:10 orgasm only from small penises i hate receiving oral 24:16 help love to give oral 24:24 you know as much as i was joking about mine that would so [ __ ] work i know 24:30 like the bar as you put it is in hell yeah that's my catchphrase so you could just put like boobs question mark and 24:37 that would be another that would be yeah let me see yeah what and then you'd have six weeks 24:42 if you'd never responded against six weeks of just like yeah boo are boobs here yet what's going on with the boobs 24:47 and then just a dancer then a dick and then no boobs uh you're you're a tease 24:54 uh and then just then another couple weeks of just hate the most hateful cool stuff and then after that please let me 25:00 see your boobs it's begging and then five years later i'm about to get engaged 25:07 how are your boobs doing and that's when i respond and then we 25:12 fall in love playing the long game i like it that's what i'm here for i need to sew my oats 25:18 but i want to start like sewing them quietly first putting in my little seedlings you got 25:24 to do some gardening first to prepare for the seeds that you're planting exactly in the meantime 25:31 that's my strategy okay what about twitter twitter twitter i feel like even with the dms 25:37 don't have the same uh limits to the amount of typing that you're doing you don't want to shift 25:44 gears too much you know you want people are used to on twitter it being short and sweet so the message should also be short and 25:50 sweet not quite as short and sweet as say boobs question mark right um i think 25:56 maybe you can like at things in the dm like like at ky like at the at the different 26:02 sex toy companies that you want to incorporate into the uh the sex yep that you're you're planning 26:08 with this uh stranger that has never heard of you before um maybe a couple hashtags oh yeah 26:14 hashtags are so sexy they're like [ __ ] a turn on like don't look at me when i come 26:23 hashtag cry after i'm just gonna put hashtag lovemaking that's it 26:31 pull in some old hashtags like pumps and the bumps which is a under appreciation an 26:37 mc hammer jam well yeah that's a good one for sure hashtag peaches and cream [Laughter] 26:43 get into that and then also just to get the algorithm working in your favor um 26:49 do you like the snickers hashtag or like you're not you and you're hungry oh i thought you were gonna say dick vayne 26:55 dick dick vayne for sure hashtag dick vayne really gets the party started 27:00 or you could go like classic pickup line style and be like my tweets have to be brief but nothing 27:07 else does my followers are going down and so do i 27:17 and then it's like i got cancelled oh no how did that happen 27:23 i didn't realize there was this whole thing called a screen shot oh i meant the reason for the followers 27:29 going down then you have to expose yourself for why you got cancelled because you realize 27:34 that that first message is going to lead into some questions but also not knowing how to dm and 27:41 actually just putting that on your own twitter page 27:46 that would be amazing i find it funny with twitter as i i know a couple people and one of which i know 27:53 in real life that doesn't realize that the things that they comment on and like on twitter it tells their friends 28:01 what they like and comment on on twitter so i i do have a friend that like honestly if i brought up they'd be like 28:06 okay cool what'd you think of the porn that i was watching comments on porn star pages all the time 28:12 this is all the time likes and and like yeah that's a great butthole wait do you remember the best day of all time on 28:18 twitter were you on twitter for this because it was the greatest day in the world and it was that time that ted cruz 28:24 liked to porn tweet on 9 11. oh no i forgot about that yeah and it 28:30 was like the lamest porn tweet of all time like it wasn't even sexy 28:37 but it was so good it was so good i just want to make it clear that my friend i'm talking 28:43 about is not in fact ted cruz why are you such close friends with ted cruz it's uh he gets beard advice from 28:50 me he never takes it but no he actually heard our last episode where we just roasted the ever living [ __ ] out 28:56 of ted cruz for 30 minutes and was like i want to change my ways will you guys adopt me into your friendship and now 29:03 we're all friends speaking of uh starting next episode it's going to be a three-person panel of uh answering 29:09 questions the two of us and ted cruz oh we're fully lying i can't even keep this up 29:15 this disgusts me i can't deal with it i mean really living up to the name of deeply upsettingly upsetting the idea that 29:22 we're friends with ted cruz your twitter you would uh 29:27 use the hashtags the sexy hashtags or no i'm doing the sexy pickup line about 29:33 twitter jokes twitter jokes yeah twitter joke pickup line or i've got there's got to be like an elon musk joke in here 29:39 where it's like elon musk just bought twitter so i guess it's time for you and me to make our own 29:46 aex 1 through 12 whatever his stupid baby's name is 29:51 let's make a robot baby have they released the name of the second baby 29:56 you've said it like like a kanye record that's about to drop have they released the name of the new 30:01 the new baby that's about to drop i want to know what the next baby is called the first one 30:06 really [ __ ] up my world it's called gina carano got railroaded i think it's 30:12 yeah just elon going full in with this twitter kind of thing that's too much 30:17 okay i know that it's like kind of a defunct platform at this point because they took away the porn but what about 30:23 tumblr tumblr tumblr is just dicks i mean like not anymore 30:29 oh that's right you can't do dicks anymore that's why nobody uses tumblr anymore that's such a shame i really 30:34 never mind [ __ ] tumblr yeah we're just ignoring it there's sticks literally everywhere else on the internet 30:39 but tumblr's like now we're not gonna do dicks we are known for the people with dicks yep and we're not gonna do dicks 30:45 anymore twitter really did go through some from something that you could scroll in public to something that you 30:50 cannot scroll through public anymore that's the funny thing about clicking on a thing that a friend 30:56 liked or something like because they have an interesting handle like so-and-so's 31:01 tweet you're like oh what is this and it's just like a woman squirting and you're like at the dmv holding your 31:06 phone out so anybody behind you can watch you just looking at squirting videos like okay 31:11 also it's become so prevalent that i feel like half the time that i see 31:16 something that's like talking about a viral tweet it turns out that the viral tweet is some sort of incredibly 31:22 upsetting porn like the most recent one was like i saw a tweet that was like guys please stop posting the sand video 31:29 i don't want to see it anymore and i was like oh no what's the sand video i did 31:34 not seek it out i promise i didn't seek it out but then i saw it like two tweets later and then i saw so much of the sand 31:41 video which is where a guy basically had i mean like a pound of sand in his butthole and it just poured out for like 31:48 three straight minutes of twitter of twitter time was there at least like where it was pouring out and then 31:54 stopped and then there was like a a dust fart and then it after a long time yeah okay but then it just kept on going the 32:01 dust fart the idea of a dust fart is very funny to me but it wasn't like dust it was sand sand 32:08 not kind of we'll watch it later okay cool looking forward to it sand is so scrapey 32:14 sand is scraping there was a metric [ __ ] ton of sand in that guy's butt 32:20 we're in a post-goatsy world like sand is not the worst thing that we've seen on the internet i'm not trying to 32:26 king shane but like if you happen to be the person that did that and you're listening to this which honestly there's 32:31 an opportunity for that that venn diagram does overlap it does yeah are you okay 32:37 is your butthole okay did you just like really high power douche it out after that because like what 32:44 happened in there i have so many questions and the saddest thing is i have had this conversation with someone 32:51 else in person before today where we were both just like deeply concerned about this person's 32:58 colon health and etc see that is the kind of energy that we need on twitter more is that yeah okay it's weird not 33:05 necessarily into it but the humanity of it all is more important than like demonizing a person it's like sadie 33:11 butthole ah i don't get it but like are you okay right instead of like oh so [ __ ] up a 33:17 [ __ ] what a bit is what you know whatever [ __ ] it's just first off did you have to seek medical attention 33:24 exactly do you have enough gauze yes we're never kink shaming we are just doing our due diligence as humans and 33:31 asking if you're okay after doing that freak [ __ ] that you just did i i love that energy i feel like that energy 33:38 needs to be more prevalent it's accepting mom energy and it's really how i like to live my life 33:44 speaking of accepting mom energy one of the uh one of the social media applications 33:49 that moms definitely jump on a little bit is uh the instagrams oh yeah 33:55 um the the the insta influencers are there but also the like mom being like look at this cake i made look at my 34:02 garden energy is also there for an instagram drop in dms are we 34:09 doing a picture are we um i feel like okay in this instagram um 34:15 uh scenario i'm gonna flip the script and i'm gonna be um jumping into the dms of a a girl 34:22 instagram an instagram girl rather than a male instagrammer and i'm going to go 34:28 with like hey girl boss so then she's immediately worried that it's an mlm situation and then it's like just 34:34 kidding those are so annoying you want to see my titties okay cool cool i like that it's the you get the 34:41 groan so literally anything that's not that is going to be more appreciated yup i like that it brings in the humanity 34:48 and then it's like okay let's get down to the business titties titties yeah i have them you do 34:53 too i think i'm gonna uh probably troll uh megan fox's instagram and find a 35:00 picture of her and machine gun kelly just like licking each other's faces or something drinking each other's blood 35:06 drinking each other's blood something you drink blood drinking good good that came out this week that they were like yeah we do that of course yeah obviously 35:13 so i'll find a just a solid like really nice blood drinking picture of the two of them i don't think there's active 35:19 pictures of it i mean we haven't checked instagram in about 28 minutes you're also really good 35:24 at photoshop that's true i can do that i can absolutely do that i'll just photoshop uh 35:30 machine gun kelly's face over uh uh what's his face from cats that's 35:35 lapping up the bowl of water uh god ian mckellen mckellen's face but the bowl is gonna be blood and it's gonna be megan 35:42 fox holding the ball and this is how you're hitting on megan fox no no no i'm not gonna hit on megan fox 35:48 no she's like she's in a loving relationship i don't want to get in the way of that very stable and stable relationship great relationship do not 35:55 want to detract from that clearly uh i want to i want to absolutely handle that with the most respect yeah 36:01 i'm going to take that photo as a couple goals oh nice and uh and at 36:08 somebody like send that message to somebody in their dms on instagram uh being like this could be us yep uh but 36:16 you're worried about blood diseases [Laughter] 36:22 the world is burning blood diseases are like the least of your worries there's so much worse to 36:28 worry come on drink this blood girl hashtag blood diseases 36:34 so you're telling them not to worry about it but then reiterating the fear and not suggesting i don't have them or 36:40 i do have it's just just blood diseases like i don't know how to take that hashtag 36:46 i think that we should workshop that one i think next time you jump into somebody's dms 36:53 just like run it by me first so i can look it over and i don't know i think the blood disease angle is a 36:58 pretty solid angle i mean you can let us know listeners please cool let us know if that would turn you 37:04 on we're getting a whole new contingency of listeners after this one here we haven't talked about the sexiest of uh 37:10 social media platforms though oh oh it's linkedin linkedin 37:16 for the business [ __ ] yep that is in fact uh what inspired this 37:23 whole thing i i got a uh you have a charming smile message on 37:28 linkedin [ __ ] filthy it's phil i mean no filthy right and raunchy the thing that was like 37:36 jarring about that it was very nice and yeah it wasn't anything too gross or weird or anything yeah but it's 37:41 also linked in i i don't see linkedin as the place where you go to like 37:46 jump into someone's dms and like and yet i have gotten a million horny linkedin dms i do not appreciate 37:55 not interested but also not interested because the dm that i got was kind of basic i mean it didn't show that there 38:02 was a lot of interest in me yeah per se it was all about looks it was all about looks like it's really surface all of my 38:09 stuff's on front street what i do for a living what my interests are that's all out there it tells me like i'm i'm a 38:15 motivated entrepreneur you know there's all this stuff you can pull from and you just go by my smile wow you know 38:22 i like my smile too i do but you should i'm more than a smile yeah you've got depth i do you've got a 38:28 whole career and she was just like ignoring that like you're what a piece of me yeah i'm just 38:34 this like a business profile here for your [ __ ] whimsy 38:39 okay all right i see you oh rude but yeah you throwing some some 38:46 business jargon in there you know hot yeah b2b is like butt to balls wow 38:55 do that that's great i think i'm just gonna keep it really simple actually saas is sex as a service 39:02 wow nice yeah honestly though sex workers should really be taking 39:07 advantage of that they should totally like take over saas that would 39:12 be amazing 39:18 why is that not a porn that's so good like a [ __ ] like the glenn gary glenn ross of pornography is just like s-a-a-s 39:26 because who wants to watch the glen gary glenn ross of pornography all the 39:32 [ __ ] marketing bros on linkedin that's 100 true yeah you're right 70 39:37 of linkedin are marketing bros that are like i have discovered the one thing that you have 39:42 to do to market your stuff better than anything else in the entire world there's nothing else that works except this one thing yep me and my 162 39:49 followers know that this is the one way that you market stuff yep read my book 39:55 that's available for free uh on on audible oh the worst part about 40:01 linkedin let me just go on a quick tangent the worst part about linkedin is people's posts where it's like 40:06 i was on my way to work got my dunkin donuts i was running late i saw someone 40:12 standing on the street he looked sad i pulled over my car even though i didn't 40:17 have the time and i was like hey i'm going to work what's wrong with you i'm working at my high profile job 40:24 and the person was like i'm sad and my dog died today and they were like i'm gonna take you to work and 40:31 have you interview at my company and that will really like make the difference and that man was 40:36 gandhi you could do it too if you just cared one little bit like i 40:42 do and it's like one zillion likes and people being like inspirational incredible you deserve the world 40:50 it's awful uh i found out recently there is a term for that yeah for those kind of posts uh it's where it's marketing 40:56 bros or business bros in general i don't i don't i don't want to single out the marketing 41:02 side of these oh you don't want to alienate i don't want aliens 41:08 it is a tactic to try to like put a personal face on on a 41:14 pro marketing or pro business post or something um that has been nicknamed uh bro a tree yes 41:21 oh my god that's amazing i just like sucked down a protein shake from my favorite smoothie shop 41:27 before i took my dog on a walk i have a purebred you know pomeranian and uh 41:32 dressed in you know my [ __ ] louis vuitton business gear 41:39 i loved louis vuitton's spring summer 2021 business gear so good 41:46 really under-appreciated uh under-appreciated season yeah for sure 41:51 i think i'm just gonna cut to the chase and i'm just going to go into every single fortune 500 ceo 41:57 that i possibly can and just put sugar daddy question mark in their dms or like 42:03 honestly here's my ultimate i'm going to put fin dom because that's what i really want it's 42:09 just to tell them to give me money all the time i mean and if the stereotypes hold true you might have some success uh 42:16 going that route and you can send a picture in in um your linkedin message 42:23 so i'm just saying yeah the opportunities are there everybody write that one down you just one picture 42:30 of you putting out a cigarette on the forehead of a of like just the top of the forehead of like a balding white-haired man 42:36 and you're off to the races there's just like a a sliver of side boob 42:41 you're good to go i do wish that if you were gonna hit up somebody in dms on linkedin 42:49 you would submit like a sex resume yes just a resume of like where you've held 42:54 positions before um in which position and uh your your 43:00 your strengths and weaknesses um what you look to gain from uh your 43:05 your opportunity there and uh yeah and cover cover letter talking about like where where you 43:11 discovered this person that you're jumping to the dms of but most importantly what you can do for them 43:16 yeah that really goes a long way it really is if anybody has any uh pickup lines not 43:24 that we haven't talked about all of them um we if anybody has any really good pickup 43:30 lines not that we haven't covered all of them 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    Chocolate Vein (Minor Upsets)

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    Deeply Upsetting 42: Chocolate Vein On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Transcript (Automated): The views and opinions expressed on deeply upsetting are those of the panelists and not those of the geeks 0:05 under the influence network associated brands properties or businesses listener 0:10 discretion is advised [Music] 0:25 welcome back to minor upsets minor upsets! it's the off week for deeply upsetting where we deep dive into 0:31 something that's upsetting us for the week but nothing that's too too horrible because the world is so bad this is 0:38 gonna be pretty lightweight but we get upset easily so we're gonna get into it we recognize that the world is a burning 0:43 swamp fire and we don't want to hit on anything that's actually that important right it's more of just the funny 0:50 but also upsetting we upset you in different ways yeah you know we don't need to like 0:56 tell you the [ __ ] news you see it you're there anywho i'm amy bogarde i'm mike the 1:01 hobbit welcome back welcome all right let's get into it because i have a nice little story for us i am 1:07 excited okay well don't be too excited because our story involves ted cruz no 1:13 i know this is where we really need sound effects because we need an audience being like boo 1:19 seriously or just like weird villain music did he get that much needed beard lift that 1:25 he's been looking for so it doesn't look like it's pieces of cat fur that were just glued to his face 1:30 nope still going rocking that sweet sweet look cool you know he and his wife haven't [ __ ] in 1:36 like 20 years if that i mean maybe more okay so this article comes to us from 1:42 the reputable news source that the only place i get my news queerty 1:49 okay the headline is ted cruz is asked by a student if he would perform a sex act on 1:55 another man i did i did catch footage of this moment and 2:01 it's it's incredible it's it's so pretty good just and it's the delivery of this 2:07 college student that like delivered that i think was a college student i didn't watch the clip i only read the article 2:12 so well let me give you the yeah the back story on it so apparently ted cruz has a podcast which if you listen to 2:18 this podcast you've probably never heard that podcast honestly there is no venn diagram to 2:25 which both podcasts these are [ __ ] multiverses multiverses away so it's a show called 2:32 verdict um creative and he co-hosts the show with political commentator michael 2:37 knowles i don't know who that is definitely not related to beyonce 2:43 better not me oh my god could you imagine if beyonce had like a nephew or 2:48 a cousin that had a talk show with ted cruz and the amount of like 2:54 it's already bad enough that you are in the shadow of beyonce as one of your like cousins or something but then you 3:00 get a show with ted cruz and the rest of the family is just like you are i wish there was 3:05 a way to be more than dead to us i wish we had murdered you actually that's when i really hope that the 3:11 illuminati is real and so then he just like mysteriously goes missing 3:17 it's like who knows anyway and who knew that the illuminati was actually like sean puffy combs uh 3:23 beyonce jay-z and unfortunately kanye and that's why things have gone a little sideways lately i think kanye's going to 3:29 mysteriously disappear if the illuminati is real after a while if whoever has like some 3:35 skin in the game as far as his uh record sales goes um they're gonna be like 3:40 worth more missing than out there doing stuff truly i think pete davidson somehow suckered his way into 3:46 the illuminati like he ate somebody's [ __ ] and got into the illuminati maybe beyonce no it's like one of those 3:53 comedy hijinks political thriller movies where it's like the guy that ends up being mistaken for the other guy and 3:58 then he ends up in a like a top agent top secret agent situation but he does no no none of the skills necessary to 4:05 handle the situation that's pete davidson with kanye's missingness that is about to occur is 4:11 that he just got sucked into this conspiracy he's like i don't know man i just smoke weed and [ __ ] women way above 4:17 my league i thought you were gonna say that someone mistakenly like mistake pete 4:23 davidson for somebody else and i was like [ __ ] who that dude looks like a string bean but 4:28 also a chipotle bag because they're like hot and imprisoned it's literally only two other people it's machine gun kelly 4:34 or travis barker like those are the only two people yikes isn't it crazy that they look 4:40 so similar like definitely at least cousins but there is just a weird complete difference in sex appeal like i 4:48 feel like machine gun kelly has the sex appeal of a wet saltine somehow pete davidson has like a ton 4:55 what is that even travis barker there is something there a little bit i feel like he's losing a little bit 5:01 in modern day yeah i would agree but like 90s early 2000s oh yeah he was [ __ ] killing it but machine gun kelly 5:08 has that just enough of that scary energy about him where it's it's not just the pete 5:13 davidson like he's not going to hurt anybody he might make it kelly's not going to hurt anybody well 5:19 no but he's got like that weird white man rage kind of vibe to him where like he could get really angry at a party and 5:25 like god all right like you think so oh yeah oh see i don't get that from him at all i get him is from pete davidson i get 5:32 that the worst thing he's going to do is like get a little bit too drunk and tell him tell a girl his real feelings about her that they've been friends with for 5:38 15 years and just make it really [ __ ] awkward from that point on whereas machine gun kelly has that energy where he's gonna like 5:45 steal his girlfriend's car and wrap it around a tree you know like wow i get such a different vibe from him like i do 5:51 not like this dude but i don't get like scary from him at all i get i feel like he's just trying so so desperately to be 5:58 like i'm dangerous oh i'm pretty scared i don't take it as like the intimidating scary where people should be intimidated 6:06 by them it's more of the like this dude is like sketchy and like unhinged like 6:11 i'm it's more like worried about what they're gonna do oh kind of energy 6:16 where they're just they're so erratic and i get it i respectfully disagree but i 6:23 understand where you're coming from the dude does not have good vibes and that's all that we need to really know 6:29 how did we get here we started i think by trying to avoid talking about ted cruz at all oh that's 6:36 true but yeah during this live podcast live podcast recording and there's this crowd and i think it was 6:41 this college student that has handed the microphone to ask a question and uh you you have the question right oh no 6:48 you were doing an impression of it i want to know how he asked it because you said that it was very like calm cool collected 6:54 like hello mr cruz thank you for you know thank you for coming to yale my question to you is this is if you 7:00 were able to solve world hunger by performing fellatio on someone would 7:05 you and the crowd was like like wide open just [ __ ] lost their 7:12 [ __ ] but the fact that he was well spoken he had like some verve to his voice 7:19 there was at no point that he seemed like rushed or like freaked out by being saying this to ted cruz it was like 7:25 there was such a level of like [ __ ] you specifically i give no [ __ ] about like embarrassing 7:31 you in front of this crowd this is fun for me this is like really like yay but like let me be 7:37 formal in my [ __ ] you well you know yale is the number one theater school in the country the their theater program nice 7:44 so this guy is definitely born from oh sure 7:49 next season of testing out it's just literally the dude that asked ted cruz if you would suck a dick for world peace 7:55 or whatever i think it's great at least give him like the featured 8:01 the featured comedian thing that they give some people music by mary j blige and featuring the 8:07 dude that told ted cruz to suck a dick for world hunger and ted cruz wouldn't 8:13 do it oh spoiler alert ted cruz this is so [ __ ] ted cruz like this nothing has 8:19 ever been more ted cruz besides when he left texas during the snow storm that was very ted cruz that was very 8:25 difficult this is i think even more ted cruz because he didn't even like have 8:30 the wherewithal to say no he just literally was like i think michael could answer that better than me 8:37 why why could michael answer it better has michael sucked a dick for hunger and it didn't work out like 8:43 why could michael do it and he just didn't answer it he is such a [ __ ] little [ __ ] like the worst you 8:52 couldn't have just been like no say something he just didn't want to say anything this is why this is such a 8:58 perfect question because by forming that question it's putting him in an impossible situation like the 9:03 two buttons meme where it's like have to perform fellatio which then he'll he would be like ruined by his 9:10 peers for agreeing that he would perform a a homosexual right 9:16 so terrible but then yeah solve world hunger and so if he does like a dick he 9:21 solves world hunger then he's seen as somebody that's willing to sacrifice his own personal like comfort level or 9:27 whatever um taste jizz and then and then people get to eat 9:32 something other than jizz like and they're like in decent portions and 9:37 for both and uh we didn't actually discuss portions portion size 9:43 is this like a cheesecake factory situation or is this like a fancy restaurant 9:48 cheesecake factory you're getting a [ __ ] trough not joe trough and honestly we love it 9:54 thank you cheesecake factory sponsor our show get right deeply upsetting sponsored by the nacho 10:00 trophy factory that's so for us i feel like ted cruz was just 10:05 thinking the whole time i'm not gonna do a donald trump voice i can't do it it's not meant for me um but 10:11 i feel like he was just thinking the whole time of donald trump just being like wow ted cruz would like suck some 10:16 dick this is why he has an ugly wife and just like twist that again and then 10:22 thinking of what his pr person said a couple years ago is that like he is not allowed to say anymore 10:28 uh [ __ ] those hungry children he's just not allowed to do that anymore stop doing that so 10:34 look that is not looking good it is playing really well in the midwest otherwise it's just not not doing that 10:41 great well the the reason that i guess he passed it over to michael who does not deserve to share a last name with beyonce 10:48 because michael was like hell [ __ ] not like [ __ ] them kids for real 10:54 this wasn't even about kids but you know yeah um [ __ ] everybody hungry poor people out here you do not deserve it i 11:00 will not be sucking anybody's dick like this is disgusting and immoral and all this [ __ ] 11:06 he had no qualms whatsoever oh man i need to make a t-shirt that just says ted cruz's face and it says in the 11:12 snickers thing hungry eat a dick oh my god i love it the snickers would have the dick vane 11:18 though right that was also impressing that was that was a um a minor upset uh 11:25 understudy this thing the kid got interrupted and that's why ted cruz was like oh i don't care to answer this question but the question is like 11:31 um if it solved world hunger would you suck on a dick vein of the snickers was actually the question the 11:39 dick vein really gives the snickers so much character it's it's a different texture of 11:44 chocolate which just adds like to the textural sensations of the snickers literally since i read the article about 11:50 the dick pain today i can't think of anything but a snickers that's all i'm thinking about it's just hypnotized by 11:55 that dick vein it suggests that the snickers is like handcrafted by like like sensual chocolate craftsmen 12:03 i feel like it was made from god god made first on the first day god made the dick and put that vein up in there and 12:10 then on the second day god made a snickers and put that vein up in there too just put it in there we need to get taze on day to do a sequel called 12:16 chocolate vain oh my god i live for a tase-on day 12:24 i will never be done with days on day if you look at there's a graph out there somewhere that 12:30 shows when everything started going to [ __ ] and it's actually at the same level of the lack of tazon day references on 12:37 the internet i agree bring it back people so if you want the world to get better start talking about tazon day 12:42 more he breathes away from the mic or no he leans away from the mic to breathe he 12:48 also follows us on twitter not only yes or no uh gui on twitter 12:53 [ __ ] you follow me too days on day [ __ ] you we love you please love you day please chocolate rain 13:00 really was ahead of its time clearly man like hey if you could do like an intro song 13:05 called chocolate vein for us then we would love you forever yeah i would truly die you know i would suck a dick 13:11 for that just about to say that god damn it also world peace too don't get me wrong 13:17 like i don't if they were like you have to suck this dick but then like world hunger is solved 13:23 like you're good yum yum yum put that dick in my mouth i mean i enjoy sucking jigs so i feel like it's 13:30 not fair i feel like this question suggests that you don't get choice over who's dick though that's very true if it 13:36 was ted cruz's dick i would at least pause yeah i would still do it i mean yeah you would have to it's world hunger i mean 13:42 you've got to make that sacrifice but yeah i mean tekker's oh it's salty you 13:47 know it's salty oh yeah it's like terrible because whenever he looks in the mirror and looks at what 13:53 he's become he just cries and all the tears just just run down his belly and just like 13:59 congregate 14:04 with his moments of clarity tears but also you know that ted cruz like if if 14:09 the deal was struck that it was like ted cruz if you suck this dick world hunger will be over and whoever's 14:16 dick he was sucking was like you know what no deal this is terrible 14:21 like in the middle of the blow oh no i'm sorry if you if you make a deal for world hunger 14:27 this isn't even to protect ted cruz because [ __ ] him but yeah i just don't like the idea of 14:33 returning a [ __ ] mid-blow job once mouth is hit tip 14:40 that is a transaction my friend like that is a full now i would think that if 14:45 it's to solve world hunger you got to put a little more effort in than just hip work but you're just working not just licking you 14:52 got to like wrap your lips around that [ __ ] but i just feel like the inside of ted 14:58 cruz's mouth is like gritty or something the inside of ted cruz's mouth i think is like an 15:05 abandoned beehive it's just like it's dry and like kind of creepy 15:12 there's no hope it's it's a little sad all semblance of hope is gone 15:18 it reminds you of the fact that the bees like might be gone at some point that's what you think about and then all 15:24 the flowers you're in ted cruz's mouth you think about the decline of flora and 15:29 fauna in our world and how mother nature has forsaken us 15:34 because we've taken her for granted and your dick is just like so soft like 15:41 the softest it's ever been it's filled with only despair that's the that's the thing that ted cruz didn't really 15:47 consider in this conversation is that like he wouldn't be sucking a hard dick because there's nobody who would be able 15:54 to stay hard with like going up to the like cat hair patch beard 15:59 like dried up empty beehive mouth ted cruz being like yum yum put it right 16:04 here and this i mean the most like beyond flaccid you know what's [ __ ] up when you think about it somebody out 16:11 there thinks that ted cruz is sexy somebody does oh there's some like hard right person that is just like riding 16:18 that train so hard that they're like oh sexy ted or something and yeah 16:23 yeah horrifying they like think it's hot that he's the zodiac killer they're so into it kill me too dad 16:31 they like write him a love letter but it's in you know um damn it what is it called my brain's 16:36 gone the symbols and stuff that the zodiac killer oh yeah they're using a um 16:43 god damn it that joke it was okay it was a joke but it was just that like couple second 16:49 pause just took all the air out of it but whoever it is i'm continuing i'm gonna roll through it keep going whoever it is that wrote the cipher like didn't 16:56 have the patience for it so it's literally just like a couple different things and it just spells out like [ __ ] me it's so lazy it's so lame like they 17:03 wrote out the words that it's supposed to spell in the cipher but then they didn't fill it in with anything else so 17:08 it's just like a weird assortment like placed weirdly on a paper 17:13 it's like a it's like a cipher word scramble really fun 17:18 honestly though i would enjoy doing that i feel like that would be a fun little puzzle for me like like a ted cruz no 17:25 not the ted cruz section goku no god please no 17:30 not a ted cruz sex doku all right yeah i like it i like it i would just have to pretend it was literally anyone else 17:37 literally anyway that's fair god lord so yeah now that everyone's dry as a 17:43 bone and soft as a pillow down there i don't know 17:49 i picture ted cruz alone a lot at home like his wife and children don't spend much 17:54 time with him oh god so i just picture that he has like sock garters for some reason in my head he definitely has sock 18:00 carters there's no no way that he doesn't wear solid garter i agree with that and 18:06 for some reason i think blue pinstripe boxer shorts ew and old stretched out white tank top 18:12 definitely tank tank top as well that's what he wears under his work his work shirts his business shirts and he's just standing 18:18 there like on the balcony of his bedroom his bedroom because his wife probably has a separate bedroom oh god she has 18:24 like a separate wing [Laughter] she's like don't [ __ ] come near my wing and he's sipping on like bourbon 18:30 that he can definitely afford better oh yeah he just doesn't know about just doesn't know about bourbon and he's like um yeah this this uh knob creek and 18:37 they're like knob creek is like really inexpensive for blankets been aged masterfully 10 years of age like it's 18:42 not yeah okay it's not bad like don't get me wrong upkeep is creek is fine but 18:48 you could do a lot a lot better he's got like one of those fancy bourbon like a cask yeah that he puts 18:54 the knob creek in oh my god please it's in his office and he like offers it to people all the time to be like it's like 19:00 mad men you guys and they're like ew get that cheap [ __ ] out of here 19:06 also nobody wants to hang out with you ted cruz he's got this that he pours his is his couple fingers of knob creek 19:13 and then he walks out on the balcony in his sock garters and blue pinstripe boxer shorts and tank top and just like 19:20 looks off into the woods behind his house and just like stairs and just like takes a sip but he's like 19:27 he's only drinking bourbon because he thinks that's what cool guys do i don't think he's drinking straight bourbon out here i think he cuts it i 19:34 think he cuts it with like sprite or something like something it's something horrifying like it's cherry coke only 19:41 like somebody in college told him that like that's what cool guys drink to like [ __ ] with him and he just never learned 19:46 that it wasn't and so he's just still drinking [ __ ] cherry vanilla coke and burp it's cherry vanilla coke just a 19:53 touch of half and half crease they're like yeah it's like a cherry 19:59 russian it's so hot like sexy he's like this is my sexy drink 20:06 and he drinks it while eating like a bowl of raisin bran or something like deeply unsexy as a food 20:13 he's just got it like this bowl on his little bar that only has knob creek in it uh 20:19 he's got just a bowl of just like loose chocolate chips like the bacon baking 20:24 chocolate chips just like a bowl of loose like he could have gotten anything just 20:29 the the just the chocolate chips for cookies definitely yeah why did i just feel bad for him because of this fake 20:35 scenario [ __ ] him oh my god forgot for a second what we were doing we're too masterful at storytelling yes really 20:40 we're just sucking ourselves in like seeing the other side of ted cruz what do you think ted cruz's favorite movie 20:46 is ted cruz's favorite movie it's either wall street 20:51 and he quotes it all the time to friends and they're so [ __ ] sick of it 20:56 is good and they're like [ __ ] shut up he does not have friends who are these people oh his his wife's brothers 21:05 that he calls his friends he calls his friends at family gatherings and they're like stop i can't deal with you 21:11 do not post about me on your twitter wall street or he says that he really likes the deer hunter but he's never sat 21:19 through it because it's like a three three and a half hour movie it's a long movie and he he was just like i i don't have the energy like so he's caught 21:25 maybe the first 20-25 minutes of the deer hunter and then he's like yeah they're like that one scene you know 21:31 with the and he's like yeah totally that's yup that's my favorite scene or what's the most racist rambo movie 21:38 because i feel like it's that one uh rambo i mean yeah there's stuff that's 21:44 not great but it's by far not the worst of the action movies as far as racism goes okay what's the worst one oh my god 21:51 there's so many they're like 80 70s and 80s action movies are really can be really really bad yeah it's too bad i 21:59 missed out on those yeah tough right yeah well too late now i can't watch them they're too dated 22:06 i'm simply too busy i think some of them are so hilariously 22:11 bad and so dated that it's almost forgivable how bad it 22:17 is it's that it's it's so overtly racist and terrible that it's 22:22 there's no way that anybody could have ever taken this seriously yeah you know that it's almost making fun of racists 22:27 but he's like how racist it is yeah and he just doesn't get it no he 22:32 doesn't get it like this is cool yeah this seems fun let's watch american 22:38 ninja three again 22:43 or it's like that movie that came out a few years ago that everyone was like what the [ __ ] who asked for this nobody 22:49 needed this about like the nazi teenager that falls in love with like a black 22:54 girl and they have to have like a secret relationship remember that one no i might have 22:59 blocked it out of my brain i didn't see it it had like a real one of those really cheesy like y a sounding titles 23:05 where it's like the moon of our love or something like that i forget what it's 23:10 called i'll think about it and post on social media or something but yeah that came out a few years ago and it was just 23:16 met with overwhelming why i was starting to search my brain for like a fun punny 23:21 title that the movie could be and immediately realized that there is no good that could come from me coming up 23:27 with a fun bunny title for that movie yeah keep that one to yourself i thought one and i went that's when i 23:33 went no no you have to go ahead and tell me that off mic okay 23:40 i feel like that's a great place to stop because now it's like a really good cliffhanger that we're never gonna find out what it was except me i will know um 23:47 but the listener just has to like lament that they'll never hear your like terrible tone death nazi movie that's if 23:54 you really want to find out what the terrible tone-deaf like pawnee nazi movie name is then rape review subscribe 24:01 tell everybody about dp upsetting that's a great question to ask me at a live show true is uh what is the name of the 24:08 of the nazi romantic comedy movie um and who knows that might be the time that it 24:14 is unveiled it's unveiled oh no i don't need to unveil that 24:20 so yeah make sure everything everywhere you get your podcast uh you can find us make sure rate review subscribe all that 24:25 stuff yes ask us questions um tell us if you feel like your dick 24:30 sucking skills could end world hunger and should we'd love to know actually yeah no we definitely want to know about that and 24:36 you can even be anonymous i just want to know that there's some dick suckers out there in the world that are looking to make the world better yeah exactly 24:42 you're already making the world a better place if you could just get some extra perks that would be awesome 24:48 extra perks being ending world hunger just bonuses lotus 24:54 getting commissions on that the biggest commission of all you get straight into heaven sucking 25:01 that dick real good i've seen peters at the gates being like listen it was touch and go in your 25:06 teenage years you did some weird stuff but then you started like solving hunger with dick sucks yeah we couldn't ignore 25:13 it and you know what that's where we started paying attention and good for you we all watched the footage 25:18 we said we weren't going to but then we realized we all did it anyway and then we were like ooh ted cruz this person 25:25 automatically automatically in heaven ted cruz is in hell at that point and 25:30 satan's like are you serious like this [ __ ] guy can he just like is there 25:35 another play let's make another place let's just like have a whole separate wing of hell for him in hell is 25:42 definitely going to get the shut the [ __ ] up donny energy from the devil of just being the guy being like no i like 25:48 i like evil too and the double shut the [ __ ] up ted nobody is talking to you you are in a conversation that you were not 25:54 a part of [ __ ] off and yeah i hear that salty dick bro 26:00 ted cruz just like turns his head down and like wanders away and devil's like i can't 26:05 if i could find a way to like get him to go to heaven i'd be like [ __ ] it let him i don't even care i don't want to deal 26:10 with this [ __ ] anymore he says like one word and everyone's like seriously stop like 26:16 come on that's like the most i know everyone in hell is like glancing over at each other like oh god 26:23 it's just bringing everyone closer in hell they just all mutually hate ted cruz the most satan's on like a hell 26:30 mountaintop giving this big like big important speech about the sermon evil sermon about like taking back the earth 26:36 and like and ending the world and all this stuff and everything and then ted's like raising his hand 26:43 yeah like right up in the front like he got there early to make sure he was in the front of the crowd he's like mr 26:48 satan jesus hi he's trying to get his attention 26:54 satan's just ignoring him completely definitely and then satan's like you know when we go and inhabit the 27:00 earth somebody's gonna have to stay here and watch hell for me it's a big job 27:06 for a big friend who should do it ted you're my best friend you can 27:12 babysit hell while we all go up to earth i mean the lake of fire isn't gonna drag itself for bodies exactly 27:18 ted you're a real clutch guy bye everyone [ __ ] up 27:24 [Laughter] ted cruz the guy that holds the ball with the keys in it at the key parties 27:29 in that 100 he's like that dude on party down that was like trying to throw an orgy all the 27:34 time yeah like nobody was interested in doing it he would absolutely do something like 27:40 that oh my god we could do this all day oh all day all day it's just a dunk contest anytime you talk about ted cruz it does 27:47 feel like they put the trampoline at the bottom of the hoop and i can't jump at all so they also lower the hoop 27:55 there's i don't even need the trampoline it's so low but i'm still like do you feel like you're doing something 28:02 but it's the easiest thing in the world love to hate you ted cruz 28:07 anywho next week we'll have a regular episode of deeply upsetting so if you have any questions please let us know 28:12 and we will hopefully answer them on the next episode yep but for another minor upset i'm amy 28:18 bogard i'm michael hobbit okay bye [Music] 28:36 guipodcast.com [Music] 28:44 yum yum yum put that dick in my mouth like the hobbit here low down brown 28:49 inviting you to check out geek some of the influence of podcast that pairs booze with conversation with good friends and a little nerd culture we get 28:56 a lot of colorful conversation out of our episodes but it is here for everyone no gatekeeping always level up 29:02 everything we do we'll punch up never punch down exactly so check out geeks under the influence everywhere you get 29:08 your podcast and join us or die shut the [ __ ] up hobbit 29:14 welcome to gui nights gui nights yeah i am lowdown brown with me is 29:21 always mike the hobbit this is the tangential side of gui this is like so 29:26 many of those other shows that has the after the show bit mixed with a little bit of baywatch night so it's a little 29:32 sexier it's a little bit after hours also while tying it into the previous episode of gui so look forward to that 29:38 too because this comes out the week after the flagship hour-long episode so make sure to check out gui nights and uh 29:44 when you're done you 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    The Freecycle Illuminati

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2022 35:03


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Brucilla DeWang (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2022 30:26


    Deeply Upsetting 40: Brucilla DeWang On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Hot Soda and Yam Yums (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 30:55


    Deeply Upsetting 39: Hot Soda and Yam Yums (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line!   19 Horrifying Thanksgiving Dinner Ideas From Vintage Food Ads: https://www.autostraddle.com/19-horrifying-thanksgiving-dinner-ideas-from-vintage-food-ads-150189/ Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Zaddy Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2021 56:40


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries.  Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    James Corden's Sweaty Mouse Body (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 24:29


    Deeply Upsetting 37: James Corden's Sweaty Mouse Body (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Haunted Girl Boss

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2021 60:23


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Spooky Halloween Edition! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Faux Burnham (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 28:38


    Deeply Upsetting 35: Faux Burnham (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Prophecy of Steve Castaway

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 60:19


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Sock Puppets and Velour Suits (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 24:49


    Deeply Upsetting 33: Sock Puppets and Velour Suits (Minor Upsets) Our episode on The Emmys! On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Nighttime Oatmeal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 59:21


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Hell of Sylvia's Lust (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 24:26


    Deeply Upsetting 31: The Hell of Sylvia's Lust (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! AV Club Article: https://www.avclub.com/spanish-bishop-resigns-to-pursue-relationship-with-sat-1847635218   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Manatee Mercenary

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 57:45


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Murder Clown Meadows (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2021 25:58


    Deeply Upsetting 29 - Murder Clown Meadows (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line!   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Poor Bezos Bar Crawl (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 27:39


    Deeply Upsetting 28 - The Poor Bezos Bar Crawl (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line!   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Every Girl Crazy For A Pear-Shaped Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 59:54


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet's most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ Subscribe to other shows on the GUI Network: https://linktr.ee/GUInetwork For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Lebron is Gwangi (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2021 21:20


    Deeply Upsetting 26 - Lebron is Gwangi (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line!   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Thick Thors Save Lives (MCU Special)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 71:39


    Marvel Cinematic Universe Special (Spoilers) Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Lovecraftian Sex Dinosaurs (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2021 20:00


    Deeply Upsetting 24 - Lovecraftian Sex Dinosaurs (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Story discussed: https://bit.ly/3texEUi   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Tuna Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 62:03


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music:Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    "Alleged" Satan and Vegan Jesus (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2021 24:08


    Deeply Upsetting 22 - "Alleged" Satan and Vegan Jesus (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! Story discussed: http://www.tpdnews411.com/2021/03/satan.html   Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Entertainment Cheese and Mustache Rides

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2021 64:11


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Atheist Horse Girls Forever! (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 34:44


    EP 20 - Atheist Horse Girls Forever! (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! "Horses Are Forever" design on TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/19754498-horses-are-forever?ref_id=7481&store_id=173533 Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Why We're Going To Jail

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 69:52


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! https://link.chtbl.com/-ilXF284 http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Actual Cannibal Armie Hammer (Minor Upsets)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 24:35


    EP 18 - Actual Cannibal Armie Hammer (Minor Upsets) On "Minor Upsets" Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit discuss a lesser known story or discovery from the interwebs. Submit your hypothetical questions and/or strange and unusual internet finds at geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com with "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line! References: https://slate.com/human-interest/2021/01/human-cannibals-armie-hammer-explained.html https://www.mukiskitchen.com Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Murder She Wrought

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 65:57


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. "Murder She Wrought merch design: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/19220839-murder-she-wrought?ref_id=7481 Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Joan Jettitude

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 62:06


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Baby Bangs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 62:12


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Dolly Parton's Back Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2020 68:04


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Horny Ghost Spoilers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 61:42


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Throwing Horns RPG: http://www.throwinghornsrpg.com Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Chicken Optics (Livin' La Pollo Loca)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 56:57


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Throwing Horns RPG: http://www.throwinghornsrpg.com Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Guy Fieri's Taint Wipes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 62:50


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Brianna Burns Makeup: https://www.instagram.com/briannaburnsxmakeup/ Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Prostate Renaissance

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 64:20


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Wet-Ass Porpoise

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 74:04


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Bonedaddy Mythos

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 66:51


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Game Show Hosts Of Yore

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 66:36


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    The Chad Less Traveled

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 61:51


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). GUI Network at GalaxyCon: https://www.facebook.com/events/465128854169145/ _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Big Yikes Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 63:05


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). GUI Network at GalaxyCon: https://www.facebook.com/events/465128854169145/ _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Poop Gumby Truther

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 61:46


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). GUI Network at GalaxyCon: https://www.facebook.com/events/465128854169145/ _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Secret Bisexual Firefighters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 63:01


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Remember to rate, review, and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). GUI Network at GalaxyCon: https://www.facebook.com/events/465128854169145/ _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Social Cryptid Warrior

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2020 63:47


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Find other episodes and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Telekinetic Dinosaurs and Fire Snakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 57:55


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Find other episodes and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

    Over the Jeans Action (Preview)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2019 19:05


    Amy Bogarde and Mike the Hobbit use their expertise to answer the internet’s most upsetting hypothetical quandaries. Find other episodes and subscribe! rss: https://deeplyupsetting.libsyn.com/rss http://www.guipodcast.com/gui/deeply-upsetting/ For updates follow our social media: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeeplyUpsetting/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeeplyUpsetting Send in your questions! Voicemail or Text: (804) 505-4484 (4GUI) E-Mail: geeksundertheinfluence@gmail.com (put "Deeply Upsetting" in the subject line). _____________________________________________________________ Disclaimer Music:  Silent Partner: Spring In My Step http://bit.ly/34VFgPg Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode Intro/Outro Music: Jason Farnham: Payday http://bit.ly/2ZivUMy Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode

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