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Juno Beach is a left-wing podcast made by two idiot Canadian university students with nothing better to do

Juno Beach


    • Sep 20, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 106 EPISODES


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    111: The Siloviki

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 58:23


    Music: Don't Tell Mum I'm In Chechnya In 1999, a series of mysterious bombings killed hundreds across the Russian Federation. In their wake, questions swirled about government involvement, Russia went to war, and a mysterious and virtually unknown former spy named Vladimir Putin took power. Follow along as we explore the Russian Deep State and its intricacies.

    110: Subjected thus, how can you say to me I am a king?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2022 39:03


    Juno Beach returns after a long hiatus for an impromptu discussion on what we see in the future of Canada and Britain's monarchy following the death of Queen Elizabeth II and the accession of King Charles III to the throne.

    108: Pax Britannica Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2022 50:13


    We bring Haakon from World of Westminster back on the show to talk about British politics of the late Victorian Age - discussing Gladstone and Disraeli, and how politics in Britain reacted to the Crimean War, the Home Rule Movement, and Britain's ever-expanding, ever-more-powerful global empire and hyperpower status.

    107: "Slava Ukraini"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 52:45


    We talk about why everyone except us is a bloodthirsty fascist, why war is bad, and add some more evidence to the big "our deputy prime minister is a nazi symathiser" pile, and give a guide to the lies that western media is telling you about Ukraine.

    106: Colour Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 43:47


    We give an update on the whole trucker thing idk

    105: America First (Canada Last)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 49:01


    We issue a mea culpa for our understimation of the right-wing Trucker Convoy last week, then discuss the ouster of Erin O'Toole as leader of the Tory Party, and the freakish behaviour of western journalists regarding the Beijing 2022 Olympics in China.

    104: Je Demande Grâce, Vainqueur

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 34:38


    NOTE: This episode was recorded BEFORE the "freedom" convoy arrived in Ottawa, we'll get you our thoughts on its actual presence next episode. We discuss the impending "freedom" convoy heading towards Ottawa and dispel a few misconceptions regarding a recent military coup in Burkina Faso.

    102: If You're Depressed, Just Stop Being Sad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 45:18


    We quickly discuss the hijinks, frauds and tax evasions of Prince Harry and Megan, and then tackle the Ukraine crisis.

    102: Tories and Whigs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 34:42


    We invite on Haakon from World of Westminster to talk in incredible detail about British politics during the Napoleonic period. This is part two of last episode. Follow Haakon on instagram @worldofwestminster

    101: Foxites and Addingtonians

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 56:33


    We invite on Haakon from World of Westminster to talk in incredible detail about British politics during the Napoleonic period. Follow Haakon on Instagram @worldofwestminster

    Episode 99: Dune Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 62:51


    dune your mum

    Episode 98: The Real Cointelpro Was The Feds We Made Along The Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 40:08


    We discuss the aims, actions and messed up behaviour of the Black Hammer political cult, and discuss the weighty yet common accusation often thrown at political groups - being a glowie.

    100: Audio Issues

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 55:39


    Firstly, we apologize for the audio issues but we're not re recording or letting it rot. In this episode, Declan and Malcolm do another debate, this time about the role of the Canadian Monarchy.

    97: When The King Enjoys Nuclear Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2021 47:49


    In a long-awaited return to the news roundup, we discuss an unsurprising new twist in the way the Canadian government treats indigenous people, Jeff Bezos as the ultimate sigma male, the Royal Family beginning to break their political silence to trash Elon Musk, and, as usual, Grimes being cool.

    96: Dredd and Police Brutality

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 47:00


    We review the 2012 Sci-Fi Action masterpiece Dredd, starring Olivia Thirlby, Karl Urban and Lena Headey, and the interesting things it has to say about police brutality, the social contract, and ultraviolence.

    95: Ball Breather Army

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 38:24


    We have a short, unscripted episode to talk about the Canadian election results, the future of left-wing politics in this country, and a particular "Semen Retention Soldier" from Saint John, New Brunswick

    94: Le Général

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 49:29


    After Malcolm unfortunately reveals what stereotypically gay drinks they have in their fridge, we discuss the strange character of Charles De Gaulle, a man who was invariably dictator, president, private citizen and head of the military high command of France, and the strange coup of 1958 that brought him to power.

    93: Laser-Eyed Jagmeet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 51:54


    We hold ourselves accountable for misinformation we spread last episode, then discuss Trudeau's rapidly declining electoral prospects, the impotence of the Tories, and the lunacy of the People's Party of Canada

    92: The Witch of September

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2021 45:43


    In our first ever in-person episode, we first give a sponsor message from Chic-Fil-A PR, then have a stream-of-consciousness roundup of the upcoming Canadian Federal Election in 2021!

    91: Corto Maltese Was An Inside Job (The Suicide Squad Review)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 40:31


    We review the critically acclaimed film The Suicide Squad. Is it the only good superhero movie? Is it crypto-leftist? Who are the real bad guys? Listen to find out!

    90: We Merry Few, We Band of Brothers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 42:26


    After a quick memorial to comedian and local sexpot Trevor Moore, we discuss the 100 Years War, Shakespeare's Henry V, and the real-life Battle of Agincourt. We go over how it went, King Henry's War Crimes, and review the themes in the play, before talking about contemporary, historical and modern perspectives on the play, battle, and the aforementioned crimes.

    Episode 89: Gee, I Wish We Had One Of Them Doomsday Weapons (Part 2) ft. Hailey @Roun_Sa_Ville

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 95:11


    Today, August 9th 2021, is the 76th Anniversary of the Nuclear Bombing of Nagasaki, Japan. Continuing from last episode. special guest Hailey @Roun_Sa_Ville discusses with us the politics of dropping the bomb, as well as the harrowing experiences of those who experienced it. Many thanks to Hailey for these two episodes. General CW: Painful death and descriptions of Acute Radiation Sickness.

    Episode 88: Gee, I Wish We Had One Of Them Doomsday Weapons (Part 1) ft. Hailey @Roun_Sa_Ville

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 73:37


    Today is the 76th anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima. This terrible display of force completely levelled the city, killing up to 126,000 civilians. Today, it is still the commonly accepted view in popular history that the bombing of Hiroshima, and another city called Nagasaki 3 days later, was necessary to bring about Japan's unconditional surrender. To this end, we welcome historian and nuclear abolitionist Hailey @Roun_Sa_Ville on to help tear down these insidious myths and challenge the narratives that have built up around nuclear weapons and their use. Part 2 will come out on August 9th, the anniversary of the Nagasaki Bombing.

    Captain's Log: Port-au-Prince, Stardate 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2021 39:56


    As Declan returns with a no-longer-broken jaw, we dive into who killed Haitian President Jovenel Moise and also talk a bit of Star Trek.

    Episode 86: The Last Testament of Róża Luksemburg

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 73:11


    All the way from Georgia, we welcome on Luka of The Acheron in Motion - a brilliant translator, interpreter, and cataloguer of Marxist works that have been traditionally inaccessible in the English language. Luka helps to put some perspective on one of the most celebrated, yet least understood leftists in history - Róża Luksemburg, or Rosa Luxemburg. You can follow Luka on twitter @TheAcherons and see his website at https://theacheron.medium.com/ Thank you so much!

    Episode 85: Cruella Review

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2021 72:03


    Declan has had his jaw wired shut in the hospital, so while we wait for his Kanye West moment, have a guest and a Cruella review!

    Episode 84: True Crime Podcast, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 47:24


    With it looking more and more like a professional hit, and less like the murder-suicide that Police originally believed or a deranged family member, Juno Beach revisits an older topic. We further examine the murders of Big Pharma Billionaires Barry and Honey Sherman and the potential culprits, ranging from: an Israeli Pharmaceutical Conglomerate, a failed businessman and possible Hamiltonian mobster, and their own son. NOTE: All the information in this episode is from factual sources however any theories which we may draw are simply that: theories.

    Episode 83: Big Dumb Apple ft Lauren Ashcraft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 78:26


    We bring back vaunted guest Lauren Ashcraft to discuss New York Municipal politics in the leadup to the 2021 Democratic Primary and Municipal Election there. Subscribe to Lauren's Podcast on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoTWggjXZxa3QETXHCMsPZw

    Episode 82: Who Must Go?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 66:28


    We discuss the Grimes "AI Communism" discourse, and then the likely new Israeli coalition government and the future of Israel's colonial project in Palestine.

    Episode 81: Bashar Troll-Assad

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 63:00


    Investigative Journalism report: We explore and uncover the neo-nazi ties of one Roman Protasevich, arrested in Belarus recently. Then, we discuss the election in Syria and Bashar Al-Assad stabilizing his country. Follow us on Twitter @JunoBeachPod

    Episode 80: Pink Tide 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 65:29


    As the left in South America begins to rack up more wins, we discuss the leftist Pink Tide of the early 2000s, how outside forces destroed it, and its potential comeback tour

    Episode 79: Save Shiekh Jarrah

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 58:41


    One day soon, God willing, Palestine will be free. Muslim and Palestinian Organizations to donate to: https://www.pccaction.ca/donate https://www.macnet.ca/donate https://www.islamicreliefcanada.org/emergencies/palestine/ https://www.pcrf.net/

    Episode 78: Bri'ish?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 65:04


    We open with the intersection of progressive politics and the security state, then talk about the US-backed neoliberal regime in Colombia and the various human rights abuses they have commit in the past in regards to the deadly 2021 anti-austerity protests, and finally do a bit of wonk analysis of the Super Thursday May 6th elections in the UK.

    Episode 77: The Life and Times of Priti Patel

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2021 57:22


    We discuss the second funniest figure in British politics, Home Secretary Priti Patel, her life and career, and someof her more zany ideas (like building a wall in the English Channel).

    Episode 76: All Criticism of Juno Beach Is Homophobic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2021 72:07


    Lots of stuff today. We talk the conviction of Derek Chauvin and the ghoulish attempts of the Democratic Party to turn George Floyd from a victim to a martyred hero who sacrificed himself for milquetoast racial justice reforms. Then, we move on to the Holy Alliance of the Royal Family and Football Hooligans, Russian dissident Alexei Navalny being a loser, the Canadian Federal Budget and Israel lying again (big suprise!).

    Episode 75: America Lost

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2021 56:58


    We discuss the increasingly deteriorating situation in the Donbass between Ukraine and Novorossiya, the looming war between Iran and Israel, and some more humourous stuff that the democratic party is messing up.

    Episode 74: Keeping Up With the Kardashians

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 51:24


    We discuss Caitlyn Jenner's potential run as a republican for Governor of California, and the absolute legend Kim Kardashian's current activities (you'd be surprised)

    Episode 73: I'm Gaetz

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2021 57:38


    We talk about Matt Gaetz being a creep, the EU-Britain Vaccine War and probably some other things idk

    Episode 72: There is a 100% chance this episode is about Meghan and Harry (and the entire royal family)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 65:46


    We discuss the latest weird financial behaviour of HRH Prince Harry following his explosive exit from the Royal Family, the status of the Royal Family in Canada, and the latest front where the US Empire is collapsing: Ukraine. Enjoy! Follow us if you haven't already :)

    Episode 71: True Crime Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 48:06


    We talk about the mysterious murders of Barry and Honey Sherman, two Toronto Pharma billionaires. We discuss why it may have been done, and who may have done it, based on what information has been released.

    Episode 70: There is a 50% chance this entire episode is about Meghan and Harry

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 51:37


    you'll find out in the first five minutes

    Episode 69: A Sturgeoning Problem

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 74:35


    tasha is back

    Episode 68: Tanden Access Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 51:45


    rip daft punk

    Episode 67: Britannia Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 74:33


    We wreak revenge on Britain haters, discuss the dismal failures of Canadian policy-makers and hockey players (which is worse?) and talk a bit of Putin.

    Episode 66: It's Not a Cult of Personality I Swear (Myanmar Coup)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 61:50


    We detail the history of Myanmar from colonization to the Tatmadaw Coup 2021. Sorry this one's a week late.

    Episode 65: Ten Out Of Tenet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 65:12


    What started a review ended up more of an explanation, given the nature of the film we're tackling today: Christopher Nolan's newest action thriller Tenet. Pretty good movie.

    Episode 64: The Most Misunderstood Socialist In The History Of Misunderstood Socialists, Perhaps Ever (George Orwell)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 83:53


    As we hit a stack of episodes, we return to our socialists series to discuss the life and work of famous anti-Authoritarian, Socialist and Freedom Fighter George Orwell - aka Eric Blair - to explain some of his misunderstood actions, shed light on his misunderstood novels, and flesh out his misunderstood ideology. We also make fun of various authoritarians, Dream-tier ideological speedrunners, and people who have opinions on Animal Farm without having read it. Orwell > Stalin.

    Episode 63: President Biden

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 63:23


    We do a fashion rating of President Biden's inauguration, and then discuss American foreign policy and how it will change under the Biden administration.

    Episode 62: Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism 2: Electric Boogaloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 54:21


    We discuss the impending security crackdown under Joe Biden in the wake of the Capitol Hill riot, and the way the US security apparatus spies on you, even if you're not American.

    Episode 61: People's Hero Mike Pence

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 49:18


    Four people are dead and the world is shocked after tens of thousands of Trump supporters seized Capitol Hill yesterday in a bid to stop the certification of President-Elect Biden's victory in the 2020 election - hear our unscripted thoughts and predictions.

    Episode 60: Ken Jennings is #Cancelled

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 57:19


    We discuss the delightfully unfunny bean story, discuss the curious case of disappearing Canadian politicians, a potential US-Iran War that seems to be looming on the horizon, and the Georgia Runoffs

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