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Since 1998, I've written and read personal narrative/memoir-style stories, broadcast primarily on radio. I have no more radio ties, but I still have a million stories and a million more on deck, to share. I intend to share that work and joy with you, to be a voice that reads to you, and connects wit…

Daria Eliuk

  • Jul 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 14m AVG DURATION
  • 36 EPISODES


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Good Apple, Bad Banana

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2020 22:00


When you're five, and there are parts of your house that are still a mystery to you: you may very well find what you're definitely Not looking for

Great River Raft Race

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 18:24


Sirens be damned...the force of victory of the river race cannot be thwarted by babe nor pizza nor beer nor unattended child

Sooner or Later, Doug Will Arrive

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 15:36


When you're bored and underage, HBO sometimes makes you promises it can't keep.

The Trolls Have Risen Indeed

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 6:09


A tiny tale of my Babi this Orthodox Easter, and an argument towards the genetic origins of drama and absurd self-pity.

Dog Days of Easter

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 11:49


Other people's holiday traditions can't really be commented on, if you're a guest. Until 30 years later, of course.

Saint Jude at the Zoo

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 15:05


If the Priest is busy, can you just go ahead and baptize yourself? Can you then maybe, get a Saint to do your personal bidding? My brother tests this out, with all creatures Great and Small.

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 2

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2019 20:23


Is it possible, in the late 90's, to summon the spirit of a teen heartthrob from the early 80's? What if he's still alive? FB radiofreedaria

The Ghost of Scott Baio Part 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 18:12


Teen Magazines will tell you who to love, but will they tell you How!??! Also, who is that guy, anyway? Also, yes, I know about the Riverdale series. Please stop telling me there is a Riverdale series. I know you mean well. But no. No.

Deadly Bingo

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2019 13:23


Everything is fearful and dangerous, to a gaggle of old ladies playing Bingo...but nothing is more fearful and dangerous, than some of those ladies, themselves.

The Flowers That Bloom

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 10:12


May Day means fertility, to the horror of pre-teens in Sex Ed www.dariaeliuk.com FB Radio Free Daria

Eddie Has Risen (Part Two)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 18:26


Reliving the days before crucifixion are one thing, self-resurrection is entirely different. Resurrection is probably a good Spelling Bee word. You think it's going to be two "s" one "r". but no. Don't challenge Jesus to a spell-off: you can't win for losing. www.dariaeliuk.com FB: Radio Free Daria

Eddie Has Risen (Part 1)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 14:18


When should a good Christian Boy fake his own death for fun and profit? WWJD, of course. www.dariaeliuk.com FB radio free daria

Just this real quick

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 9:32


Not really a story, just an explanation

The Great Polish Snipe Hunt

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 20:10


Gullibility, willfully ignorance...it's such a fine line when it comes to personality vs hormonal attraction. Also: never believe societal stereotypes. www.dariaeliuk.com https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm/episodes https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria/

I Lava Lava Lava You

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 17:04


There's no love like teen Goth love, and there's no way to express it without plenty-o-blood. Happy Valentine's Day 3> www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria iTunes "Radio Free Daria"

Ella

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 13:28


The girl who Lived www.joyrx.org

Viva Kinevel!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 15:07


He embodied both all that was glorious, and all that was cringeworthy, about the Great American 1970's. Why not make a movie about him? ...Here's why not. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria https://radiofreedaria.simplecast.fm

Call Me Bruce the Blue

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2019 12:19


Many claims have been made as to who invented hot wings, but it's not the chicken that goes horribly foul. www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Rosie, Duck Guts, and the Snake

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2019 13:57


From movies grossly miscast, to food too gross to eat, and the astrological prediction of World War Three www.dariaeliuk.com https://www.facebook.com/RadioFreeDaria

Boom! Here Come the Plagues

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2018 15:15


The Commandments and the Ten Plagues of Egypt usually don't feature during the holiday season, unless your Great-Grandmother is Old World and Bible-ready. www.dariaeliuk.com

Kill The Wren

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2018 13:57


What is Boxing Day? It's an obligation, it's unfair, it's pagan, and it involves bones and eyeballs, depending who you ask.

Thanksgiving in the Garden of Forrest Whitaker

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 17:25


Thanksgiving, far from home, in a house full of deeply stoned strangers, can be daunting. But it's a pretty safe bet that there will be plenty of food. www.dariaeliuk.com

Model of a Modern Major A**hole

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 16:18


Romance, Racism, Musical Theater, and Gratuitous Profanity www.dariaeliuk.com

Swinging 101

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2018 15:08


When your Professor is absentee, your frontal lobes are still forming, your hormones are at mass capacity, and your class is meant to be discussing sexuality? There are inevitable results. Or, at least, hoped-for results. www.DariaEliuk.com

Dino Damn

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2018 10:30


Is it wrong to loathe a young child? Of course it is. But a fictional one? Maybe not so much? www.dariaeliuk.com www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Birdsign and Warlocks

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 14:37


A ruined Halloween with a fake goth jerk semi-boyfriend, is redeemed a year later by a girlfriend, on a mountain, rolling in the grass, under the moonlight. Visit Dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Zombie Clownhead Horseman

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2018 14:28


Agreeing to fight the darkness side by side, or exploiting each other's terrors: both can be bonding in a teen bromance. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

The Spider, The Pig, and the Wardrobe

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018 13:08


Attempts to visit Narnia can be just as sad as a spider dying, and just as disgusting as one billion spider babies. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com for more details www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria Please share and review!

The Ballad of Big Jean

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2018 30:04


Murder threats, naked soapy shower scenes, and runaway teens, all in one swim team weekend For more details/info visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Highway to Hygge

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 9:26


That feeling of warmth, comfort, coziness, and fury that tv/movie characters don't resemble their book counterparts For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Big Red Balls

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 13:34


High School Dances are not as John Hughes assured me they would be. For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

They Called Him Chuck Brown

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 14:58


The Peanuts Gang at a future high school reunion, where the sins of the past blossom into Terror For updates and more, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

My friend the President

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 8:28


A letter from a former president sparks the first of many political disappointments. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

Bathroom Bandit

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 15:41


In Junior High, there's no place to hide. Not even where you should feel the most private and safe. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

Lumpy Batman

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 6:26


The complex workings of a beloved child's toy. For more details, content and episodes, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my website at dariaeliuk.com

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