Southern Fried Headlines

This week on the Return of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: John Hinkley Jr is back with a can't miss YouTube channel, Flamin Hot Cheetos aren't for monkeys and a Canadian Lawmaker takes his pants off again. Southern Fried Headlines 23: More Butter Than It Did https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   John Hinckley Jr who shot Ronald Reagan to woo Jodie Foster now … Texas woman fired after climbing into monkey enclosure, feeding … Canadian politician William Amos caught on camera urinating … West Virginia giving away guns during COVID-19 vaccine lottery Construction of 62-foot chicken underway in south Georgia - AP News Drunk teen arrested after breaking in, found sleeping in Milwaukee … BREAKING: Pepperidge Farm's 'Golden Butter ... - Top Class Actions

This week the show takes a moment of silence for George Floyd and all of the other victims of racism.

On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, India catches a Pakistani spy pigeon, a man gets arrested for wrestling a bear at the zoo and you not have to prove your relationship status to visit Denmark. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Indian officials claim capture of another 'spy pigeon from Pakistan' in IoK Airline resumes flights to Italy (but turns around when airport's shut) Man fined for animal cruelty and not wearing face mask after wrestling with bear at Polish zoo Denmark eases travel for separated couples Twins' Class AA team, Pensacola Blue Wahoos, list stadium on Airbnb for $1,500 per night

Southern Fried Headlines 20: Dinosaur Selfies This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, L.A. has a liquor store on wheels, men wearing watermelons as masks rob a Virginia convenience store and a man breaks into a museum to take dinosaur selfies. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   SFH-20 HKU hamster research shows masks effective in preventing Covid-19 transmission L.A.’s First Legal Liquor Store on Wheels Will Be Selling Booze on the Streets Starting Next Week Only in New Zealand: Woman wanting payment holds sheep for ransom Duo wearing watermelons on their heads steals from Sheetz in Virginia Priest uses squirt gun to shoot holy water in fight against coronavirus Guy Breaks Into Australian Museum For Dinosaur Selfies SC restaurant uses blow-up dolls to make restaurant look full, ensure social distancing

Southern Fried Headlines 19: Wine Heist   On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a man steals his mom's car on Mother's day, someone wins a golf tournament with just a putter and they want to use urine to make concrete on the moon.   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   SFH-19   Kansas man who sought trial by combat now wants ex-wife evaluated Florida protestors do squats, pushups outside courthouse in call to reopen gyms Mother's Day Police Chase Starts when Man Steals his Mom's Car Using only a putter, man wins Arizona amateur event Space agency: Human urine could help make concrete on moon Missouri Lawmakers Defeat Amendment To Require They Consume Marijuana Before Voting Man Climbs Under Moving Big Rig Filled With Wine, Begins Drinking From Tank

Southern Fried Headlines 18: Juice Box 03/13/2020: This week on The Southern Fried Headines Podcast a juvenile steals a juice box from the school cafeteria. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/03/09/stolen-juice-box-investigation/

2/28/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a Colorado town make a dog the mayor, a hostage situation is difused with a candy bar and McGruff the Crime Dog goes to jail. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Big Dog Wearing Tie Becomes Mayor of Small Colorado Town Five-hour hostage situation in Irish prison diffused with Mars bar Abilene woman accused of robbing 7-Eleven, coming back and trying to use 'movie money' Red Line Rerouted To Loop When Naked Man Gets On Train Woman with bullet in her head given band-aid, released from hospital "McGruff the Crime Dog" actor gets 16 years in prison  

02/21/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegaly, a women becomes a getaway driver on a first date and the 2020 Fish Sandwich Wars have officially begun.   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegally in Vancouver Company releases 'Politics Scented Candle' made from genuine horse poop: 'Subtle notes of bureaucracy' Arby's starts a turf war with McDonald's over fish sandwiches before Lent season Australian man guilty of using cellphone while riding horse because he didn't have a hands-free device They met on a dating app. Then he robbed a bank on their first date and forced her to be the getaway driver Man with ‘Crime Pays’ tattoo arrested after yet another police pursuit Woman charged for repeatedly calling 911 becaus her parents shut off her cell phone

Southern Fried Headlines  15: Attack Squirrel   02/07/20: This week on The Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a crododile needs rescuing,  the Weinermobile gets grilled and the San Antonio Zoo is selling cockroaches named after you ex.      https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Indonesia offers reward for plucking tyre off giant crocodile's neck Wienermobile Grilled by Police After Being Pulled Over for Traffic Infraction Avocado crime soared ahead of American Super Bowl Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’ Man accused of keeping ‘attack squirrel’ set to appear in Limestone County court San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to the animals on Valentine's Day          

Southern Fried Headlines  14: Devil Cat   01/31/20: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, the World's Worst Cat is put up for adoption, a man lights a joint in a court room and Mitch Romney is the ultimate rebel.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com     ‘World’s worst cat’ up for adoption at North Carolina shelter. ‘She’s just a jerk.’ Utah bill prohibits people behind on child support payments from getting hunting license Police: Man smokes marijuana in Wilson County courtroom while pleading for legalization Romney busted for bringing 'contraband' BYU chocolate milk bottle to impeachment trial Possibly eyebrow-less arsonist sought after beauty salon torched in Vaughan Man cited for using fake skeleton to drive in HOV lane Adoption offers pour in for grouchy feline famously dubbed ‘world’s worst cat’ in NC

Southern Fried Headlines 13: Cloudy with a Chance of Iguanas 01/24/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a mysterious man hides in a grocery store ceiling, a man dies from gun shot wounds after nine years and Mr. Peanut dies a hero's death. #RIPeanut https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines headlines@sfpradio.com Mysterious masked squatter in ceiling of Washington grocery confounds police Watch for falling iguanas! Weather service issues alert Shooting reclassified to homicide after Chicago man dies 9 years later from wounds Austin man arrested for stealing Burger King meal from ex-girlfriend Mr. Peanut meets fiery death saving Wesley Snipes; funeral planned for Super Bowl

01/17/20: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, a man breaks into Taco Bell on Christmas for a snack and a nap, Diego the tortoise has been busy and a man gets locked in a 24 hour gym.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com     Georgia police: Man cooks food, takes nap during Taco Bell break-in Sex machine: prolific Galápagos tortoise saves his species Australian Navy delivers 800 gallons of beer to thirsty town after supply lines cut by fires Popeyes gives 'Family Feud Canada' contestant $10,000 worth of food after her wrong answer goes viral Scientists put 3D glasses on cuttlefish and showed them film clips. The results were surprising ‘Free at last!’ Man locked inside 24 Hour Fitness recounts experience Man requests 'trial by combat' with Japanese swords to settle custody battle with ex-wife

01/10/20: This week Southern Fried Headlines returns! The Chevy Suburban gets a Hollywood Star, a Sandwich Artist becomes a Con Artist, and an special wish gets granted at a retirement home.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Chevrolet Suburban receives star on Hollywood Walk of Fame   Bus full of school kids evacuated over too much Axe body spray in Florida   Repellent Manufacturing Companies Discover Man Whose Fart Can Kill Mosquitoes   PATRON ANGERED BY KETCHUP PULLS GUN AT MCDONALD’S, POLICE SAY   Subway employee stages robbery at own restaurant to 'teach one of the employees a lesson'   Care home resident granted 'big biceps' stripper wish   Get ready for a nightmarish ‘longer’ version of Monopoly   Man Serves Six-Month Jail Sentence for Eating Cookie Without Permission During Treatment Stay   Two men accused of gluing winning numbers onto Mississippi Lottery ticket   Petition to make ‘Bengals/Browns fans’ a condition for medical marijuana submitted to Ohio Medical Board   Man uses underwear as disguise during armed robbery of Moberly gas station

Southern Fried Headlines  10: Escalator Crimes   12/6/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, baby gets a boom stick for Christmas, the Apostrophe Protection Society is giving up and escalator handrails are optional.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Couple buys baby bouncer at Goodwill, finds semi-automatic rifle inside   Airline opening restaurant that only serves plane food   MAN ARRESTED FOR CALLING PHONE COMPANY 24,000 TIMES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT   'Laziness has won': apostrophe protection society admits its defeat   Supreme Court awards $20K to woman fined for refusing to hold escalator handrail   Russia arrests conman who built fake border with Finland

11/30/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, Japan is running out of Ninjas, There's a reverse bank robbery and Pringles are now hands-free.   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Pilot arrested for being naked at his hotel room window paid $300,000 by city of Denver   Japan is Having a Shortage of Ninjas Despite Offering $85,000 Salary   Italian council is flooded immediately after rejecting measures on climate change   Feral hogs uncover huge cocaine stash in Italy forest   Man makes large bank withdrawal, gets robbed by his teller in home invasion   Dog left alone in car drives in circles for an hour   ‘Happy couple’ stages robbery to take their relationship to the next level   Pringles Wants You To Use Its Gaming Headset That Feeds You Chips   Russian Cows Fitted With Virtual-Reality Headsets

11/08/19: This week on The Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, Astronauts can now eat cookies in space and isn't that all that really matters? https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines headlines@sfpradio.com An oven is heading to space so astronauts can bake cookies Man stole electric shopping cart, drove it to bar to avoid DWI Florida county to revisit rejection of digital New York Times for libraries  

11/02/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, A man brews his own beer in his belly, Someone puts a jet engine on an Amish Buggy, and His Noodly Appendage makes another appearance on the podcast.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Staten Island Doctors Say Man’s Own Body Was Making Alcohol, Getting Him Drunk Without Drinking   Thieves keep stealing Dale Weed's crops, mistaking his hemp plants for marijuana   Thunder Buggy   This Automatic Dog Poop Pick Up Robot Does The Work For You   Man Tries To Open Account At Bank With Fake $1 Million Bill   Cannabis retrieved from man's nose 18 years after he tried to smuggle it into prison   Cat attack: Moscow man faces five years in jail   Ohio officials reject request to wear spaghetti colander in driver's license photo   Discovery Channel Pits 'Man vs. Bear' in New Competition Series   

10/25/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a building gets cut in half, you'll soon be able to tickle your phone and SNAKES IN A…..library?   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com     Officials split building in two to solve property dispute Bag of snakes brings new library policy in Madison County Artificial skin creates first ticklish devices ‘Ghost baby’ spotted with sleeping boy in baby monitor video freaks out Illinois mom Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels Hitman jailed along with four other hitmen who hired each other to hit same man 'Emotional support' French bulldogs wearing tutus GROUND a flight at Gatwick airport

10/18/19: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a bear play the piano (badly), inmates get caught going on a beer run, and a dead man pranks his mourners.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com   Bear breaks into Colorado house, plays the piano but not very well Federal prison inmates escape and return with whiskey Alaska Fat Bear Contest Declares Winner School Principal writes a letter to the Tooth Fairy Dutch family of 7 waiting for "the end of time" discovered living in farmhouse basement A dead man pranked his family at his own funeral by using a recording to scream 'Let me out!' as they put his coffin into the ground Deputies ask man to quit calling about his stolen marijuana ‘Rage yoga’ class includes cursing and alcohol

Southern Fried Headlines  4: KISS Goes Down Under   10/11/19: This week's Southern Fried Headlines: A man robs a bank to pay for his wedding, 244 people lose their driver's licenses in Germany and squirrels hide over 200 walnuts under the hood of a car.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com     A naked porch prowler is arrested, NC cops say. A distinctive clue ‘gave him away’ https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article235880272.html   Man robs bank day before wedding to pay for ring and ceremony, gets caught by fiancee on social media https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-robs-bank-day-wedding-pay-ring-ceremony/story?id=66105584   Hundreds lose their driving licenses during Oktoberfest e-scooter mayhem https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/oktoberfest-police-report-scli-intl-grm/index.html   Bear cubs lock themselves in a Gatlinburg van, then honk until a human let them out https://www.wbir.com/article/life/animals/bearslockedinvanhonkhorn/51-0e015e73-b078-4076-b17d-bf5eafadb9f9   21-year-old oversleeps jury duty, goes to jail for 10 days https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/10/03/21-year-old-oversleeps-jury-duty-goes-to-jail-for-10-days         Affton man pretends his finger is a gun – and stops a fleeing suspect https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/columns/joe-holleman/affton-man-pretends-his-finger-is-a-gun-and-stops/article_99d296d7-3f54-5a1a-aa16-94707c39dc0a.html   ‘Absolutely nuts’: Squirrels stash over 200 walnuts under hood of couple’s car https://fox8.com/2019/10/08/absolutely-nuts-squirrels-stash-over-200-walnuts-under-hood-of-couples-car/   KISS will perform an underwater concert for an audience of great white sharks https://m.chron.com/news/article/KISS-will-perform-an-underwater-concert-for-an-14502624.php

Southern Fried Headlines  3: Nudist Firefighters   10/04/19: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, A 9 year old accidentally wins a 10k, we have a new Pumpkin Pie eating champion and nudists in Tennessee put out a fire.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines   headlines@sfpradio.com     Man drank 7 beers before turning himself in, but there was no warrant for his arrest https://www.kcra.com/article/man-drank-7-beers-before-turning-himself-in-but-there-was-no-warrant-for-his-arrest/29248572   The Bronx Zoo says a woman who climbed inside its lion exhibit could have been killed https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/bronx-zoo-lion-enclosure-trnd/index.html   A PUG HAS BEEN HIRED BY 343 INDUSTRIES TO MAKE ALIEN SOUNDS FOR HALO INFINITE https://www.gamebyte.com/a-pug-has-been-hired-by-343-industries-to-make-alien-sounds-for-halo-infinite/   Boy, 9, accidentally wins 10K race after going wrong way in 5K race https://www.wtap.com/content/news/Boy-9-accidentally-wins-10K-race-after-going-wrong-way-in-5K-race-561839611.html   'Slow lane' to be painted in Spinningfields to stop mobile phone zombies bumping into each other https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/slow-lane-painted-spinningfields-stop-16792470   Reporters scramble after mouse falls from White House ceiling https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/463815-reporters-scramble-after-mouse-falls-from-white-house-ceiling     Woman sets pumpkin pie eating record at 50 slices in 10 minutes https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/02/Woman-sets-pumpkin-pie-eating-record-at-50-slices-in-10-minutes/1671570027922/   Website offers $500 for 'NBA Food Tester' dream job https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/02/Website-offers-500-for-NBA-Food-Tester-dream-job/8261570031764/?sl=5   Nudists with a 55-year-old fire truck help firefighters contain a wildfire in Tennessee https://www.theblaze.com/news/nudists-help-firefighters-contain-a-wildfire  

Southern Fried Headlines  2: 9/20/19 May the Flying Spaghetti Monster provide you satisfaction in the perception of accomplishment   This week on Southern Fried Headlines, Google Earth solves a cold case, AlienStock is canceled and Pizza Hut and KFC are trying too hard.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines     Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/police-penguins-sushi-restaurant?fbclid=IwAR13Jr8UyhOr4eWc7WRu14BOt2Z0jEbEDqAPFf03svudsIWSzlP1wNqbZR4   Remains of a Man Missing for 22 Years Found by Google Earth https://digit.fyi/remains-of-a-man-missing-for-22-years-found-by-google-earth/   California woman dreamed about eating engagement ring — woke up to find she really did https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/california-woman-dreamed-about-eating-engagement-ring-woke-find-she-n1054626     Georgia grocery store removes Irish Spring soap ahead of Notre Dame-Georgia clash https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/18/college-football-store-removes-irish-spring-notre-dame-georgia/2361846001/           Trumbull Co. sheriff’s deputies pull over Amish buggy with stereo system https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/   'Storm Area 51’ event canceled after everyone realizes it’s a horrible idea https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/09/11/storm-area-51-event-canceled-after-everyone-realizes-its-a-horrible-idea/     Texas Man Wanted After Allegedly Filing, Completing Divorce From Wife Without Her Knowing https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/09/18/texas-man-wanted-after-filing-completing-divorce-from-wife-without-her-knowing/     KFC serving fried chicken sandwiched between 2 glazed donuts https://www.wthr.com/article/kfc-serving-fried-chicken-sandwiched-between-2-glazed-donuts   Pastafarian pastor leads prayer at Alaska government meeting https://www.apnews.com/06c11b92f92d427a8a38b5f1ab583080

Welcome to the first episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, today we tell you about the true history of the english language, why Monopoly is getting harder for men and why Sasquatch isn't to blame for bridge repair delays. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines Mom arrested after letting children ride in an inflatable pool on top of a vehicle https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/mom-arrested-after-letting-children-ride-in-an-inflatable-pool-on-top-of-a-vehicle?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app Breakfast & Break-In: Burglar Is Caught Cooking Morning Meal In Man’s Home, Tells Resident To “Go Back To Sleep” https://bossip.com/1783750/burglar-caught-cooking-breakfast/ English is actually Chinese, scholars claim https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3769893 Cheetos Puts Its Orange-Dusted Fingerprints All Over Fashion And Beauty World With 'House Of Flamin' Haute' https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cheetos-puts-its-orange-dusted-fingerprints-all-over-fashion-and-beauty-world-with-house-of-flamin-haute-300908872.html Coffee madness descends on Halifax in Dorian's wake https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/coffee-madness-descends-on-halifax-in-dorian-s-wake-1.4583397 Bank accidentally deposits $120,000 in couple’s account; they spend most of it, then get charged with theft https://www.boston.com/news/national-news/2019/09/08/bank-accidentally-deposits-120000-in-couples-account-they-spend-most-of-it-then-get-charged-with-theft?fbclid=IwAR2GHC72q5MGRL0btkjM8iGZdbu2Cy9uakGtCkn2SIB2yVRSXFNOLE04S1k Women get more money in new feminist Monopoly https://www.9news.com.au/world/monopoly-new-rules-women-more-money-board-games-news/f3818c40-7176-480d-ae11-a55f13334b9c Adopted penguin chick at Sea Life London to be raised as gender-neutral https://www.independent.ie/world-news/and-finally/adopted-penguin-chick-at-sea-life-london-to-be-raised-as-genderneutral-38484789.html Officials: Bigfoot Not to Blame for Bradford Bridge Project Delay  https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/officials-bigfoot-not-to-blame-for-bradford-bridge-project-delay/Content?oid=28333377