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Alyssa and Kristen are your new best friends, your unlicensed therapists, your car ride comrades, but more importantly they're the hosts of Stix & Stones where they will divulge, word vomit, give awful advice but mostly chat about new, relatable topics every week from their own f*cked up point of views.

Alyssa and Kristen


    • Oct 19, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 55 EPISODES

    5 from 28 ratings Listeners of Stix & Stones that love the show mention: escape, refreshing, stuff, funny, life, listen.



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    Ep. 53 Two is Better than One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 52:10


    What can we say... your girls are back and better than ever. We dive deep in to our falling out, our reconciliation, our flaws... we get vulnerable. Listen, take notes, and jump back in with us because not only do you need an update on Kristen's dating life but you may learn a thing or two. We missed you. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep.52 Sola Saga: PSA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2021 37:10


    Alyssa is here to give you some updates, chat with you about what the hell is happening, talk about weird new body lines, vacation outfits, and all the things coming since we've disappeared. It's the PSA you didn't know you wanted. Enjoy...me and thank you for sticking around through this time. We love you all! -Alyssa --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 51 Sing-a-longs & Cults

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 69:44


    Alyssa and Kristen do what they do best, rank Disney songs to the point of exhaustion. In addition, they chat about the cult, Scientology, Alyssa's vaccine, Kristen's dating update, spontaneous trips and TV show updates you must catch up on. IG: stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 50 It's the Thought That Counts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 73:54


    It's episode 50! Kristen and Alyssa talk rainy days ahead on Kristen's upcoming vacation, we chat about the Gates divorce, Google search history, mansions, and Mendela effects. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 49 Criminals, Millennials, and Gilead, Oh My!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 70:20


    The elder millennial and adolescent millennial chat about generations, trampoline park filth, Handmaid's Tale, a scary home listing, and of course some must see shows and news to follow - or not. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 48 Domination Station

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 52:09


    Alyssa and Kristen talk dominatrix prank calls, Mortal Kombat, Stranger Things, tattoos, erotica books, Demi Lovato, etc... take a listen Follow: @stixandstonespod on IG! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 46 Nude & Amish

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 57:08


    Alyssa and Kristen recap their crazy weeks, give you an update on Kristen's dating life...is history repeating itself? They chat nudist colonies, the Amish, Girls Next Door, robbing banks and Renaissance Fairs... Tune in, rate, subscribe. Follow us: @stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 45 Mermaids, Rabbits, & Kong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 62:16


    Kristen and Alyssa have a good one for you... They recap Godzilla vs. Kong, chat about Easter, give their takes on religion, explain their fear of the Covid vaccine, and most importantly they go through all the greatest TLC shows we know you love to hate. Enjoy! Follow us: @stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 44 PDAwkward

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 59:22


    The gang is back to discuss with you, The ONE, movies, Hot Ones, PDA levels or lack there of, and food of course! Tune in and check it out. Follow us and subscribe on iTunes @stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 43 Prepare for Landing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 74:58


    Kristen tells all about the "networking event" she attended, they chat Justice League, The Flight Attendant, and Operation Varsity Blues. A little recap on Armie Hammer and Marilyn Manson and Kristen explains why she wants to be with a dancing, cat loving Tik Toker. Just listen and let us explain... Follow us on IG @stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 42 Friendaversary

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 58:41


    Kristen and Alyssa recap their 1 year friendaversary celebration, give an update on Kristen's dating life, chat about gory monster movies (i.e. The Meg), deja vu situations and much more! Follow us on IG: @stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

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    Ep. 41 Red Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 81:14


    The very mature, adult women are back together this week and chat Alyssa's new dog, both their new cars, the new NO mask mandate here in TX, what men should continue to do for women, what Kristen is learning from her recent experiences, and of course a dating update from Kristen per the usual. Follow us on IG: @stixandstonespod Rate and subscribe please! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 40 Patti Negri: The Good Witch

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 63:53


    Grab your brooms, your spell book and possibly an extra set of underwear because this one is thrilling, enlightening and spooky at the same time! We chat about creepy, haunted dolls, the Cecil Hotel, the most insane story in the basement of Marilyn Manson's then home, what it's like navigating through like as a psychic medium and good witch as well as her role on Travel Channel's Ghost Adventures. See her on Discovery Plus in a new documentary about the Cecil Hotel and don't forget to grab a copy of her book: Old World Magic for the Modern World: tips, tricks and techniques to balance, empower and create a life you love --- available on Amazon or anywhere else you buy books. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 39 Sticky Blackout

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 94:05


    Holy moly guacamole! The girls get in to a full blown argument... chat about the rolling Texas blackouts, more of Kristen's fears, Kristen is back on dating apps-Bumble- and we go over all questions on the app and guys who are falling for our bait, yes "our bait". We get deep in to Kristen's matches and call in a horoscope expert. We take a shallow dive in to a Marilyn Manson, Armie Hammer, Kanye/Kim, and Holly Madison update. Get excited because a Cruella movie is coming out along with a Wednesday Addams Netflix show (Alyssa's life made). A quick game of FMK villians is, of course, played. This is some real shit, Stickies. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 38 Castration Station

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 74:27


    Kristen and Alyssa reconvene over Zoom due to the intense weather conditions to talk about Valentine's Day, Marilyn Manson, their recap of their time on B3F Podcast, the full on blackout/lack of electricity/no food/starvation crisis in Texas. They also chat about Alyssa's issue with her dog's neutering. Hang on tight for this in depth, personal, deep dive on a less than appealing week for your two favorite gals. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 37 B3F Podcast: The One All About Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 139:21


    Steven and Joey are the hosts of the B3F Podcast and we graciously did them a huge, massive, make-a-wish foundation sized favor by being on and here it is for you to enjoy! Hear all about a new perspective of how we met and got started, a deeper dive in to our pasts, we chat music (the good, the bad...mostly the bad), Alyssa's military life, AND a special guest calls in live to Kristen's surprise! Could it be... dare I say... a certain... John Smith!? Tune in to find out. Get ready for some cringing. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 36 Memories

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 78:53


    Kristen and Alyssa tell you about their upcoming vacation, Kristen's new tattoo, high school experiences, recap on cannibalism, go in to all things "fetish", and chat about bullying. Enjoy! *TRIGGER WARNING!* --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 35 Cannibal Shmanibal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 71:14


    Your favorite ladies chat about Armie Hammer and his cannibal text messages, Kristen wants to tattoo a mole on her face, they go over how to be a young mom in school full of pant suit wearing older parents, your weekly celebrity gossip and more! Follow us: IG- @homekeybykristen IG- @alyssammann88 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 34 Go Away, John

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 63:18


    The girls recap their weeks, tell you about a murderer Alyssa knew, talk anxiety and irrational fears, milking everything but nipples, new show updates and sooo much more! Follow us on IG: @homekeybykristen @alyssammann88 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 33 Blvd of Broken Egos

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 65:22


    Kristen and Alyssa recap Kristen's dating life, go down memory lane of shroom consumption, Alyssa's celebrity makeout sessions, Pointfest, the most cringeworthy songs on the radio, bartending life, and Kristen's past career at Twin Peaks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 32 Mattress Hopping

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 66:33


    Alyssa and Kristen recap Kristen's "doors", tell you about a drugged, sleeping mattress store employee, go over some new Netflix shows you should and should definitely not watch, give you extra scoop on the underwear stuffer of Kristen's past and more.  Follow us on Instagram @alyssamann88 and @homekeybykristen Follow our Facebook page @stixandstonespod Rate and subscribe! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 31 The Four Doors

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 55:30


    Kristen and Alyssa chat about x-mas, a Netflix dating service, Alyssa's surgical residency, Kristen's 4 doors, and lotsss about Kristen's Tinder experience! Episode fueled by white wine. Beware. Happy New Year! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 30 Somewhere Over the Sack

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 68:56


    Alyssa and Kristen have extreme technical difficulties and have to share one mic but they also chat about prom, sing you dirty songs, talk Christmas movies and Kristen is single. All about that micro is back! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 29 Queens Above 28

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 52:51


    Your queens above 28 chat about the most entertaining creeper, Alyssa's confusion over the attraction to Ben Affleck, being burned alive, Shia Labeouf issues, machine skin unraveling (yes, gross), and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 28 Epidemiology 101 Feat. Dr. Kat

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 58:32


    Kristen & Alyssa interview Dr. Kat, an Epidemiologist who has made a big name for herself in the Tik Tok world - who woulda guessed!? We get in to all things Covid: Vaccines, Trump, her love of de-bunking misguided information along with what the hell is an Epidemiologist and what does her normal day look like. We talk crazy pandemic movies, foaming at the mouth, the media, and so much more. Take a listen and be sure to follow her: @epidemiologistkat on Tik Tok @epidemiologistkat on Instagram And be sure to follow us: @alyssamann88 and @homekeybykristen on IG Rate and subscribe on Instagram!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 27 Say Good Morning, Bob

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 43:06


    Alyssa and Kristen have a late episode release due to Alyssa's demon voice. They chat about siblings who kiss on camera, male breast enhancements, Elliott Page, TV show updates, and what type of influencers they'd be. Follow us on IG: @StixandStonespod https://www.instagram.com/stixandstonespod/ @alyssamann88 and @homekeybykristen Email us: stixandstonespod@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 26 Paranormal Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 64:15


    The girls tell you about Amethyst (real person) who sleeps with ghosts, Covid vaccines, prohibition style pandemic bars, and Alyssa's dangerous decision that could destroy her life as we know it. -Email the podcast at stixandstonespod@gmail.com. - Follow us on Instagram (@stixandstonespod) and join the stix and stones podcast Facebook Group - follow your hosts @alyssamann88 and @homekeybykristen on IG --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 25 Streams

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 65:52


    Alyssa & Kristen get heated about pushy religion selling, Kristen gets tattooed by a psychopath, they talk what their friendship would be like if it weren't for Covid, Alyssa's amnesia, pooping in front of new boyfriends, and the importance of seeing your friends pee stream.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 24 Fertility Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 63:35


    Alyssa & Kristen talk fertility dances, Borat 2, Vaginal Steaming, cow people, medieval rap battles , sliced bread & give you some fun facts. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 23 Banner Vs. Mann 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 53:57


    Alyssa & Kristen chat about the hellish haunted drive-thru scam, voting day, Alyssa's sobriety update, Halloween night, TV shows to watch & an exciting Presidential game of FMK. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 22 Road Trips

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 63:47


    Alyssa and Kristen tell you about their road trips, chat about drive thru haunted houses, Kristen's multiple brushes with death (of course), Kanye for President, kidnapping and more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 21 Safety Patrol

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 62:25


    Kristen & Alyssa chat about their upcoming road trips, Kristen's safety protocols, Alyssa's close call with death & just straight up bad luck. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 20 Drive-bys and Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 51:15


    Kristen and Alyssa walk you through the pros of drive by parties, talk about Kristen's “Karen” tendencies, demons, night terrors, sobriety, and celebrity underwear. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 19 Zombie Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 57:46


    Alyssa & Kristen test out a new studio in Dallas, chat about some spooky urban legends and Alyssa's home town. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 18 The Man in the Drain?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 56:06


    Alyssa & Kristen talk hobbies, life hacks & urban legends you believed as a kid. Then they play a ridiculous game of 'this or that'. Rate & Subscribe! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 17 Fecal Matters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 52:02


    Kristen & Alyssa talk celebrity scandal, accidental dick posts, haunted houses/torture factories and all things colorectal. Plus+ Kristen asks her OBGYN the question we KNOW you all (just Alyssa) have been dying to know! Tune in for a word from our sponsor - Houdini Rag --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 16 Chillin' with the Villains

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2020 89:48


    Kristen and Alyssa take a deep, bloody, gory dive in to Villains: Disney, Comedy, Sci Fi, Fantasy, real life murderers and more! Sleep tight. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 15 Mrs. F. Krueger

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 65:18


    Kristen & Alyssa clearly have a blast playing Fuck, Marry, Kill. They explain the little they know about Dinosaurs, chat about Imagineering, complain about Alyssa's lost paint by numbers and how Kristen is moving to Australia (she's not)... and so much more! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Bonus: Bloopers #1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 3:26


    Oops! Listen to some (of many) of our bloopers throughout our ridiculous “ads” --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 14 Kegal Entertainment

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2020 97:14


    Alyssa and Kristen talk sweets and rank the best to the most disgusting. So listen up, Toots! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 13 The Center Cut (Guys)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 55:23


    Alyssa & Kristen chat with the guys from 'The Center Cut' Podcast where they recap the beginning & end of the show but not the "center". Stay tuned for an ad from our sponsor. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 12 I'm the Romy & you're the Blanche

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2020 66:49


    Kristen & Alyssa debate movie & TV show character qualities in each other and expose Kristen's new beau. Make sure to listen to the Ad from our sponsor - Mismatch Love. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 11 Wesam Keesh

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 157:44


    Alyssa & Kristen have their first guest, Wesam Keesh (Good Girls, Awkward, For The People). They cover all topics from modern day acting to the "me too" movement & a little bit of freestyle acting themselves. Watch the full interview on YouTube - https://youtu.be/eYir1GyzivA Follow us on IG - https://www.instagram.com/stixandstonespod --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 10 Redneckaway

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2020 57:21


    Alyssa & Kristen recap their float trip weekend & chat about their hotel/motel horror stories. They also have a HUGE surprise guest for Episode 11! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 9 Pillow Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 51:35


    Kristen gives a recap of her weekend getaway and then they get into all things sleep related. Sweet Dreams

    Ep. 8 You're Worth a Cow or Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 65:34


    Alyssa & Kristen take you into Kristen's plastic surgery plan. Then they journey into some recent celebrity gossip just for some laughs & possible tears. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 7 Eat-a-Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2020 73:52


    Kristen and Alyssa give you the juicy deets on what happened during Kristen's date night/what ended that very quickly and they give you the DO's on what to watch on Netflix while you're stuck in quarantine so take notes...and a word from our sponsors. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 6 Plugged

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 44:59


    Alyssa & Kristen sample random airplane bottles of liquor over Fourth of July weekend, and kill a murder hornet. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 5 Home Skillet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2020 49:40


    Alyssa & Kristen chat about their terrifying Uber stories and then get into all things 90's... from toys, TV shows, fashion & our favorite 90's slang. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep. 4 Quad Shakers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 57:41


    Kristen and Alyssa take a deep dive in to bodybuilding shows, gym annoyances, weirdest US laws, and Vegas, Baby! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

    Ep 3- Shoes Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2020 45:12


    Kristen & Alyssa get into drinking alone, the characteristics of men and women, sports ( to the best of their ability ), & throwing up hot dogs. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/stixandstones/message

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