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This is a financial comedy podcast with Andrew Wolfe and Josh Armstrong. Sure Thing is fiction. Sure Thing is not a source of legitimate financial advice. You should consider seeking independent legal, financial, taxation or other advice from ANYBODY else.

Andrew Wolfe & Josh Armstrong


    • Jun 30, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 38m AVG DURATION
    • 90 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Sure Thing

    Fish Diesel Smoothie | Episode 99g

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 81:02


    The endless potential of an uncharged phone.   Get more at http://patreon.com/surething.

    Episode 99d - 99f Clips

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 62:36


    Clips from Patreon episodes 99d to 99d to excite and delight. Get weekly episodes on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe. Wow. You should definitely head to https://patreon.com/surething and get your sticky little hands on the many, many Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes in their entirety.

    Episode 99 - 99c Clips

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 64:40


    Clips from episodes 99 to 99c to wet your beak. Get weekly episodes (pretty consistently!) on your very own, very special Sure Thing Patreon podcast feed when you subscribe. Wow. You should definitely head to https://patreon.com/surething and get your sticky little hands on the many, many Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes in their entirety.

    A Little Taste

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 79:11


    Through the most grueling parts of this year's festival season, Wolfey and Josh have been releasing episodes EXCLUSIVELY on Patreon.   Here's a taste in the form of clips - get the many hours of Patreon exclusive Sure Thing episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.

    Boy with a Long Neck Stuck in a Barrel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 81:33


    We'll begin with a spin, traveling in the world of my creation. What we'll see will defy...explanation...   http://surething.money http://patreon.com/surethinag

    Seroquel Vinaigrette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 65:08


    Inducing somnolence for the only podcast audience that willfully defies the fundamental principles of classical physics.   https://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

    Isolation Reconciliation

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2023 66:36


    Follow us down a lazy river into a padded room.   http://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

    Deglazing the Hive

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 61:56


    A perpetual state of derealisation.   Bonus episodes every week - be a cool Patreon Guy: http://patreon.com/surething

    Piggy with Butterfly Wings

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 105:29


    One little piggy snuffled his way past the electric fencing. Occasionally an episode provides so much insight you'd think we were making clinical progress.   Bonus episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

    Predictable Rat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 141:03


    The cause of and solution to your trauma.   Get more Sure Thing at https://patreon.com/surething. Extra episodes every week. http://surething.money

    Life Insurance Trifecta

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 65:31


    Take a punt on your friends and family becoming insolvent.   http://patreon.com/surething.

    Sense of Impending Doom

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 17:03


    Waking up screaming in a sensory desperation tank.   Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.

    A Real Bad Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2023 78:54


    We are legally allowed to be here.   http://surething.money.

    A Cosmic Battle With a Force Known as Karma

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2023 83:39


    Struggle eternal against 35 mortal enemies. Legally it is your obligation to take the fear of another as collateral.   Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.     http://surething.money Patreon exclusive content at http://patreon.com/surething

    Dungeons & Grand Dragons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2023 63:00


    Sabrina the Teenage Williams.   Patron exclusive episodes every week at https://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

    You Know It, You Grow It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 34:46


    Another tease for one of our weekly Patreon exclusive episodes.   Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. Join us at www.patreon.com/surething. 

    Speedway Scumbag

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 80:16


    A day at the water park.   Weekly bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/surething.

    Post Traumatic Stress Response

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 75:55


    You're meant to be in shock.   Join our Patreon if you aren't a coward https://patreon.com/surething.

    Doodles of Doodles

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 23:38


    Buffing out the wrinkles in your brain so you can better put together those jigsaws in your mind's eye.   Full episode and bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/surething.

    Bust Route 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 69:33


    Basically a group edging session.

    Reversible Rugby Jersey

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 98:56


    More Sure Thing at https://patreon.com/surething.

    Dolce & Banana

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2023 88:53


    Don't say fat one.   http://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money.

    Topical Chemotherapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2023 74:39


    Ozymandiass.   http://surething.money.

    Dark Barron

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 19:16


    Horny Conqueror seeks single Mum at school drop-off for scrambled eggs in the prison cafeteria. The diary is fake but the tears are real - you're like poetry so lemme slam?   A sliver of the Patreon episode. Get it and more in full at http://patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money

    Non-Verbal Magic 8 Ball

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 99:22


    Everything must go in the paella.

    Repealing Child Labour Laws

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2023 24:57


    Back in the old days you had children doing important jobs, now a lot of them aren't even allowed on a job site.   Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money/

    It's Just Lights, Colours and Sounds

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2023 91:25


    Ozempic faced cotton picking wrinkly regressive therapy sandwich. Go Go Gadget Jelqing.   More episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money.

    Mummy Likes It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2023 39:57


    A short bridging episode while Andrew fixes insidious technical issues.   More episodes at https://www.patreon.com/surething.

    There Will Be FUD

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2023 25:07


    Get your own MSB-branded child coffin from Armstrong & Wolfe Oil.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.

    Suckoffagus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023 75:22


    Yes hello, I am Gus.

    Missed Connections

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2023 19:30


    Some guy massaging your wife's breast at the public access infinity pool to calm himself down.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.    

    Rio Tinto Family

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2023 92:08


    Mining your dying brain, getting the main vein drained.

    I've Never Regretted Hurting Someone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 86:34


    You're a permanent observer at the United Nations General Ass-embly.   More stuff, fuller episodes, extra trauma at the Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

    Best Would to Have Never Shown at All

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 22:39


    Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.   Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.

    Worry Tummy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 86:21


    All aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.   Full episodes on the Patreon feed at https://www.patreon.com/surething. http://surething.money.

    Patreon Teaser | From Thine to Mine - How I Won the Divorce

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 28:46


    A Big Pussy Monster novel. Patreon exclusive episode. Hear the rest at http://patreon.com/surething.   ***   To achieve consistency in the Sure Thing schedule, we will be releasing 1x Sure Thing and 1x Patreon exclusive Sure Thing weekly. You'll see 30~ minute teaser cuts of the exclusive releases here. If you want more, Patrons get a feed with both full episodes.   Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad burnout earlier this year. To avoid it happening again and so we can put out more Sure Thing, we're doing this.

    Wasp Water Alchemist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 88:23


    Sniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether. I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.   http://surething.money.

    This Podcast Intentionally Left Blank

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2023 96:47


    Flood Based Investment Strategy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 125:49


    Narrowly escape a deluge of child abuse, change your name and head to the airport as we ask "Where in the World is Roman Polanski?". Your buddy's out of prison selling hot pies.   Please DM us your IQ on Instagram.   http://surething.money http://patreon.com/surething

    Pump Rotation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 111:39


    We are lifting you out of your ketamine haze for a girl's weekend to space. Hurry up and get your thongs on, we've only got 45 minutes before we need to be back at your mother's.   Video on the Patreon http://patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

    MSN Virgin

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 133:09


    lol u up? rents rnt hme. u wna drnk drve 2 myn n freek owt n bolt b4 u cn nock on my door? wldnt it be so randm if u gt in our van n cam wit us 2 da farm? we hav drugs i promis itl be siii1ck!1  no? lol k ttyl   Video eps on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/surething http://surething.money

    Hotel Ibis

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 102:48


    The Moon God is angry. Somebody screwed up their audio, so Somebody Else had to spend 20 hours fixing it in the edit. Thank you for your patience. Jeffrey Dahmer & Greg has finally come to life. See the trailer: https://youtu.be/a87iquHJpo8.   Watch Sure Thing with your eyes at our Patreon. http://surething.money

    Balinese Mod Chipper

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2022 142:25


    Win a ticket to the Balinese mod shop, fire up the PS1 and stuff a baggie up your bum. Don't be a bad mule, we've racked up the fun and left you some.   http://surething.money

    Barren Sharon

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2022 128:03


    From hostile womb to chlorinated tomb, there has never been a better time to invest in foreign children. For just $1 per day or a couple of cigarettes, you could play parent to a future patent-making world leader, or mitigate your losses with some basic geo-location sleuthing. Your very own village to brothel is just bed, bath and beyond the horizon. Tested positive for COVID an hour after recording this one. Appreciate your patience until I could get it up. Diligent fans may even catch a telling sniff or cough late into the ep.   See the show in video and support Sure Thing at our Patreon, join our stupid Discord, somebody made a subreddit and send death threats to us on Instagram. http://surething.money

    Rank (Verb and Adjective)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2022 124:42


    Fly in the face of height restrictions aboard a Bluetooth rocket ship heading to Mars. Anger is the fuel, a motivation, a tool. Train your camera in a last ditch attempt to capture a ghostly shadow - the shadow of your past towering enormous over an uncertain future. The pain of forgiveness and regret turn swiftly into love.   Full video is Patreon only. http://surething.money

    Cold-Cocked Milk Maid

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 146:01


    The thin veneer of inclusivity invites the exploitation of the most marginalised. Commodify the vulnerable for the battlefield and sexualise the disenfranchised. Synergise a progressive marketing strategy with some deep fake nudes to leverage your signal of virtue and increase profits this quarter. TikTok, time's running out and the grain is too.  We would like to state that Tate is a cuck and Wolfey's addiction to China's digital dissent weapon is being dealt with. You can find Wolfey's appearance on Matt and Shane at: https://www.patreon.com/MSsecretpod http://surething.money

    Shooting Dogs in Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 104:08


    Become the star attraction in the human zoo, Bane mask and all. If you look menacing enough, your soulmate might be just around the corner. No dogs in heaven, just dog meat in the fridge straight from the rainbow bridge - we're only falling deeper into an 18 month recession. http://surething.money

    Reading Phonetically in Public

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 125:17


    Chew half a pack of cigarettes, your wife is going off the balcony at this corporate retreat. When AI takes all the good podcasting jobs, you'll be dreaming of $5 worth of fruit.   http://surething.money

    Retardé Hour at the Gay Guy Factory

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 143:39


    This episode artwork is a photo I took at my psychiatrist's office, right outside the ECT room for the truly mentally-based who are looking to ascend, which tickled me to no end that maybe the answer to crippling depression and anxiety disorders could lay within a coffee table book about cruising. I also sent Wolfey a picture of my psych's waiting room to get him off my back about editing the latest ep, he thought I was in crisis but I was just refilling a script. What a dumb cunt. This is the real episode, though the last one really heats up around the 30 minute mark. No loops, no cheating, it's all recorded live. I feel I should give some context for Wolfey's belligerent venom towards the MICF Gala. This is a sad man's jealousy at being unable to connect with regular people in a social setting while being exiled to Perth as is revealed by the conclusion of the episode. misn u xo surething.money

    Season 2 Dope

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 71:50


    It's like we were never gone.   http://surething.money

    Scratch Your Bottom, Touch Your Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2022 115:31


    Piss on a school boy and watch your social credit soar. It's a new year and time to celebrate everything you've achieved in 2021. This episode is coming to you LIVE from May. We do a big bit on Luxury ATMs which I believe did again in another episode months later without either of us realising that we had already done it before, some of the riffs are different I think. Released early on our Patreon at patreon.com/surething.   http://surething.money

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