Sweet Dreams

Our best Episode to date and it's Episode 50. Wow. We. Are. Good. Topics include: Dragon Bangin', Dream Pushups, Click-Click Crocodile Matrix, Monster Waves, Send in Merch Ideas, Facebook Terminators, Bathtime Berries, Endless Roadtrips, Corpse Fart, Poetry Collaboration with DJ Khaled. Who knows what comes next?! 50 more episodes? 500? 5? What.

Check out the Goblins & Gardens Kickstarter Here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jonsacha/the-goblins-and-gardens-tarot-deck?ref=e22ttv Gettin' older every day. Gettin' cooler in every way. Come along Dear Dreamer. It's time once again to dive into your mind! Topics include: Weasley's Worms, Astral Boyfriend, Piddler Boy, Dating Dumbledore, Murder Possum, Teeth Cleaning with Baba Yaga, Prime Time Hooligans, Grandma's Gamecube, Grass Clippings, Professor Dreamlawney Returns, The Drawing's Father?, AND MORE!

Honestly... you're welcome.  Topics include:  Homemade Condoms, Hotdog Escapes, Crocs Promo Code, Kielbasa Killer, Ride the Sausage Down, , Scooby-Doo Stole My Girlfriend, Stephen the Prophet, Bezos the Angel of Death, The Pen is Alive, Jon's Interpretive Special Services (JISS), Dystopian Babes, Food Scalpels, Ancient Evils from Trees, and Composted Stone Gardens.

Our Dad owns a lot of wind chimes and one of them is a giant one in the shape of Pyramid Head from Silent Hill (just so you know). Also, Carolyn had some microphone problems this time around so the sound quality of this episode is a bit wonky.   But the jokes are top notch!    New Nudes. Not Dumb Whale Dream. Ghost Myth Busters. Russell Crowe Weed Orgy. Sit down Time Lord. Venus Vaccine. Insider Burger Knowledge. Mayo Farts. And James recites a sad crab soliloquy. 

Here is a poem James made for you:  Shadow and Bones Terrible Ex-Boyfriends Skinny Santa Fail (Santa Chubs Up to Stay Up) Blueberry Dog Towers (Bananas are fine for dogs. No grapes or macadamia nuts) Boob Grabbin' and Shit Kickin' Send In Your Dream Haikus Layered Like a Dream Onion Rapid Fire! Meatballs, Family Guy is Terrible, Lunch With Voldemort Smell of Your Dreams Professor Oak Deserves Better Vampire King Factory

We come back in through one door and Yahoo Answers goes out the other! Join us as we celebrate Winter Rose and say goodbye to Yahoo Answers. Thanks for being patient with the delay! Topics include: Carolyn Take the Wheel, Peeing in the Neighbor's Yard, Mario, Aunt Linda, and the Swedes, Apathetic Dreams, Moldy Bread, Work > Wife, Barnum and Boner's Circus, Dr. Oprah Giving Lobotomies, Kitty Barrel Rolls, and The Best Idiot I Ever Knew.

Join us as we start the Sacha World Wide Moving Extravaganza. The next few months are very uncertain because we're all moving to new places on the globe! Topics include: Egg Yolk Decapitation, Stupid in Dreams, Amy Goodbang, Spittin' Up Colleen, Dream Emotions that Linger, Caroyln is a Segmented Worm, (Bitsegments: Inspired by Dreams, Pretty Weird, and Science of Dreams), Burning question: Is rice picky, picky, spitty, spitty?, Whisper Slides and Fish Nets, Touching Boobs at Surfari Joe's, Wedding Funerals with Pete Bootyguard.

Here we come charging at you out of the darkness! Topics include: loser jackets, strawberry shortcake beyblade, goth dinosaur lady diplomat, puke but it’s kinky, mermaid progenitor, walking is just driving with your toes, churchnado, and Dante’s exploration of the memories of physical objects.

Spherical Episode incoming... Topics include: Boobah Behind You, Two Lazybians, Mystery Chicken Tender Gang, Unrelated Vibrating, Long-necked Horses, A Simple Plan Mix-up, There's Snow Dream like a Wet Dream, Pokemon Flavors, Astral Email Ghost, and a New Fish Mother Appears and ushers in her Fish Brood Swarm. 

Welcome to "absolute perfection". Topics include: Slumber Seance, Old Greg Psychedelics, Watery Graves, Guinea Pig Babies, Watermelon Pig Kisses, Black Hole Girlfriend, Fat Lipped Cat, Caesar, Salad on a Shelf, Bernie's Baby Born Beyond Earth , Pretty Weird (another new segment?!), Puzzles with Grandma, First Day Earthquake Emergencies, Bear Chase, Bread with Butter but not Honey?, iZoom/Self-Driving Phones.

SEASON TWO BABAY. We're back. Hit the sack. Give the booty a big ol' smack.Find our new website and Patreon. Share the show with a friend! We ain't going nowhere except deeper into your mind. So let's get freaky. Topics for this episode include: crazy train, greasy pizza hair, honeybaked ham badgers, dopplenaps, diplomatic sphinxes, balcony exes, velvet seduction, and the sky dragon of arturia.

Hi! We're a dream interpretation podcast (sort of).These are some of our favorite moments from the first season (kinda).Send us your dreams and we'll interpret them (make fun of you)!questions? comments? dreams?sweetdreamspodcast@gmail.com

That's right! Down here in the Dream Lab one season is approximately 38 episodes or whenever we decide to stop. These are the rules. Got it?! Topics include: getting swallowed by Kirby, the real cyberpunk, hair gel demon, skipping school, cross-eyed and cheating, a whisper from the beyond, bad neighbors, werewolf statue, THIS IS THE NEWS, SCIENCE OF DREAMS, segway bj, and magic space wine.

Come on in, the cheese is just fine! Another Demon is discovered by the Siblings. Topics include: Doggy bongs, touching titties, Bungee Brenda, lyrics about something, yeet karma, too fun dream, ANOTHER new segment by Carolyn, Velveeta bath, and a pillow portal appears. Stick around for the easter egg at the end because Jon discovers ANOTHER demon and it attacks his audio AGAIN. Wow.

Black Friday is bogus. Dreams are delightful. It's time yet again for another episode of Sweet Dreams! Come on in, topics include: nightmare pee pee, lil horse genocide, premeditated self-defense, Meemaw's Shriek Shack, Kit-Kat son, dream trinities, science of dreams, a suspicious woman appears, and we almost lose our scholarship.

Wake up sleepy-head. Put your shoes on. We're at Grandma's! Topics inlcude: Dreaming in-and-out of orbit, dying in dreams (and what to do about it), sister bus piss, humanimal, god baby, suite second life, thriving in dream dance town, the science of dreams returns, AND celebrity dreams is back!

Welcome to our Halloween Dreamtacular!!! As if the world wasn't scary enough! Topics include: lockdown ghost, Halloween Grinch a.k.a. The Grunch, kissing a mystic princess behind a Chili's, hoof wrap supreme, mayor of Halloween town, ballerina clown, baby eyes and Jon introduces a new segment where he lies to his siblings.

A special guest interview with Zak Bagganz. Other topics include: Edward covid hands, De Vito clown, Chonky bear ba-donka-donk, Jennifer Anniston time travel, ghost sandwich, AND a new segment from James!

We finally got a studio and started an official radio station! We should be millionaires soon. Topics include: One back wing, tummy tuck, cool grocery store theater, guitar hole, yam slammies, shitty clone wars.

Shorter episode this time around folks! Topics include: Fast and the Furrrious, a house without handles, murder makes me, the bannisters of knowledge, sad funnel dream, Colorín Colorado, bad boyfriend, and socks and sandals and ACAB!

We are officially 30 episodes old! How are we gonna celebrate it? We're gonna do sick stunts. Dream topics for this episode: Casper and his umbrella, lucid beach trip, 127 hours of Ratatouille, inside snooze button, freaking goofy, furry freedom, cat counsel, and grandpappy's house of big animals.

Dear Dreamers are we coming in crystal clear? Because we just upgraded our sound quality! Warning this episode gets a lil raunchy at one point. Topics include: cat grift, tubthumping, turd failure, WAP, and jumanji kiss mask. 

Relax! It's a wild time. Come in here and forget your troubles for a moment. Topics include: hot tub office meeting, ghost sex (again?), pink pregnancy, fighting talk, 50 shades of who-gives-a-shit, taco telephone, and dream triviaaaaa!

Dear dreamers, thank you for sharing this show with your friends. We'd like to show our appreciation with a spicy new episode! Topics include: be the change you wanna see, save your parents money, demon weed paralysis, ANOTHER NEW SEGMENT, spider snorting, dog djs, family lovin’, and celebrity sex.

Today we celebrate one year of being a podcast! Thanks for all your support. Thanks for sending in your dreams and sharing this show with your friends! If you keep doing it we'll keep doing this! And now onward with the dreams: how to get more nightmares, failed pop-star Katherine Perry, potty humor, A NEW SEGMENT, loss in dreams, and learning to take responsibility for the spells you cast.

Do babies dream? Are they actually really powerful dream beings? Topics for this episode inlucde: dancing baby buffet, b52s birthday, jalapeño business, Meemaw’s Epic, baby bart simpy, and we find out that Jon has thought about The Mask (starring James Carey) a lot.

Hey y'all, we wanna take a moment to acknowledge the space we take up as three white people and instead of releasing a new episode of Sweet Dreams we're gonna promote a podcast with a Black voice on it. So we'd like to introduce to you a badass new podcast called Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries. Two friends from Michigan that investigate some of the weirder histories around nerdy stuff that we all grew up with. We love it. You'll love it. Check it out. This is their sixth episode and it's all about Saturday morning cartoons! Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries - Episode 6 : Saturday Morning Cartoons, and a little bit about Static Shock too.

Raunchy episode incoming Dear Dreamers! Topics include: weird chicken magic, quarantine ghost wants some space, marbled meats, slam dump, buffet orgies, Ultraman "soup", sexual flutes, and Pete Buttigieg is a cookie cutter kinda lay. 

(Record scratch) Sorry about the late episode! Topics include: Lethal peach, Harry Potter halloween, skateboard jokes that don't land, the panic of the worms, mean puppets, celebrity dreams (please clap), and the sparkle devil.

Yo! I'm feeling 22 but... this episode is all business! Dream topics include : Home Alone but with Birds, Phoenixes, Leg Shark, Jimmy Fallon sacrifice, Celebrity Dreams is back!, Food Fight Royale, Emotion over Content, and Joaquin Phoenix and Murder! 

Cloudy with a chance of dream-balls! Here's the rest of your weather report: chill on the magic, shrek vs. one punch man, the introduction of Don Gay, dirty dishes in bed, trousers become pants, computer cat tattoos, and yet another new segment from Carolyn: Lucid Lyrics!, and diet dutch ovens!

James shares a premonition of a dream with us. Praise Pizza! The devil is in the carbs, astral knife fights, dream limits, the good word of tv guide, meat mansion, CELEBRITY DREAMS, Carolyn the bully-whip, and a frozen patty failure.

Weeeellllll shoot Dear Dreamer it's another episode! And it's a doozy! We cover a lot of ground this time 'round. Topics include: Shark Girl and Lava Boy or whatever, basilisk problems, tiny hands giant braids, Cookies 2: James, Tony Hawk's sandbox biker, Ron Pearlman cats and dogs, pizza fetish, return to olive garden's camp, berries, under water cities, and what the hell is a drawing room?

Congratulations Dear Dreamer, you got the job! Thanks to our friends for tweeting about us, please please keep it up! Topics for this episode: drunk post prophecies, plane crash prophecies, Applebee’s pictures, regrets from the crypt, dream triviAAAAH, cheese teeth, sour cream, Bernie Sanders burglary, and a really big lady. 

Welcome to your dream job interview! Are you ready? Are you taking notes? Sit down and shut up because it's our turn to ask the questions! Talking points include: Octopuses, magic paper, back seat drivers, giant juices, cereal divination, going fast fast, riding your friends, and being kidnapped by your emotions but then taking control of said emotions!Good luck!

Robert Pattinson poopies, how magnets work, mountain dew rain, nematode takeover, fresh dirt fuckin', David Attenborough exit, Pepsi vs. Coke (a toilet question), dog day anxieties, ass clone dating service, and cartoon bathroom floods.

Dear Dreamers, It's Jamuary 2020! Let's get this god jam going!This time around we got: Joe's Crab Shack reservations, Kool Aid rituals, dream toolkit, face tattoos, useless super powers, mayo in my raisin bran and other odd snacks.

Live from our parents haunted basement it's another episode of Sweet Dreams! This time around we got high on each others' farts and crowded around one mic. It was hell for James to edit so give the kid some credit! We are live and we are rawww.Topics include: animals that transform, humans that transform, the ground is lava, night ham, newchos by denny's, cheese tonsils and... Celebrity Dreams is back!

Presidential sex, highly-desirable roommate, duck horse, vagina chocolate, alligators at Hogwarts, looting yourself, third pink eye, and the return of Mike Myers. 

Backyard beast breeding, Patrick Wilson exorcism, Luigi (again), Pegasus (again), shit specters, double yolk ta-tas, the dungeon of capitalism, unicorns (again), and human carwashes. Carolyn introduces a new segment: Celebrities Have Dreams Like You!, James gets a job as a train conductor, and Jon meets Pee Wee Herman (sort of).

Birds, birds, birds, Fair Dinkum, Pasta Mountain, the death of Santa Claus, unicorns, pegasus, centaurs, time twins, stupid sexy Luigi and Hozier. And now introducing The Snooze Shack: A permanent segment of the show where we will feature sponsors, ad spots, and so much more!Carolyn drinks a large glass of wine, Jon reveals his theory about Criss Angel, and James spreads the mythos of food fights to Japan.

Eggs, rage quitting, broomstick boners, astral bullies, religious KISS(es), snåkes, demons, and McDoppelgängers. Jon gets snatched up by a sexy male demon, James has a vision about the Book of Dreams, and Carolyn laments releasing her pet hamster to its almost certain death. 

Happy Halloween! Spooky episode incoming: Demon children of elf man, Bong mower, Elton John is exposed as a hellish Aries diva, Deodorant birth, Frank Ocean comes out in opposition to moshing, We get serious about haunted houses, and our mom sends in a beautiful poem about a dream she had before we were even born! We find out about Carolyn's secret youtube fame of days long past, James listens to an entire Shakira song, and Jon misses out on seeing Elton John throw a fit live in Tacoma.

Parseltongue ASMR, horror Friends, puking mucus, doppelgänger confrontation, eating smartphones and airplanes, powerful grandmas, and electronics gone haywire. Carolyn eats an edible, Jon celebrates our dream sleuthing, and James prepares for the impending nightmare that is editing our dysfunctional bullshit. 

Boring dreams, birth, crashing your own wedding, looking into the future, egg rolls, Walmart gift-cards, halloween costumes and gods. Jon gets jealous, Carolyn experiments with sound boards and James becomes the god of chips and salsa.

Kissing Kevin Nealon and Red Pandas, Shadow Man Takes a Crap, Having Sex with Yourself, Praying to God for Sexy Dreams, and Going Back to School!Also, we're up on Twitter and Google Play! So go find us.

Our first international episode! Topics include: Tummy scooters, Cat Thieves, Butt Juggling, Sleepwalking, and Jon's obsession with the album Ray of Light by Madonna.

It's a family affair! Mom and Dad Sacha join us on our dream quest. Topics Include: Kevin Nash, rats as movie stars, Spiderman with limited responsibility and our Mom's very specific Sean Connery Fantasy. 

Topics include: scary dolls, shitty quest lines, hybrid cat-men and the elf king of pizza and hotdogs.   

Topics include: video game influenced dreams, fan fic vs. slash fic, dreams influenced by illness, eating eggs before bed, dream cowboys and hipster Voldemort.

Dear Dreamers! Behold, our first episode! Topics range from sleeping in sewers and lucid dreaming to nightmares inspired by movies from our childhood and so much more.