The Disness: A Disney Retrospective

The Disness is back and we're here to talk about an animated comedy classic in The Emperor's New Groove! Smalltown loves him some David Spade. We discuss the film, give our personal report cards, we run down the cast and discuss the creative process of the film, and so much more! Join us... or else. Follow Us on Instagram and Twitter! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We love Dick Van Dyke here on The Disness and it's truly Never a Dull Moment with that man! Join us as we discuss the 1968 comedy film starring the legendary birthday boy Dick Van Dyke himself! We break down the film, discuss the cast, give our reviews, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Do YOU remember the titans??? Well we sure do! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down this legendary football film! We also provide our personal takes, we talk about the cast and fun facts surrounding the film, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

Are y'all ready for some MIDNIIIIGHT MADNESS??? Well we aren't but Michael J. Fox sure is! Join us for all the chaos as we discuss this 80s Disney cult classic! We break down the film, share our thoughts, and so much more! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to the late, great James Earl Jones. This episode was filmed prior to his passing. It's the Season 4 premiere and we're starting off with a bonafide CLASSIC in The Lion King! Smalltown is pumped as shit! Pumped as shit doesn't sound that great actually. Pumped as fuck probably sounds a little better. But yeah make sure to listen and rate the show on whatever app you're listening on, that would mean a lot to us! If we get five 5 star ratings by next week, Smalltown will eat a full lasagna live on our Instagram page. I didn't consult him first about this by the way but he's gonna have to do it. Also we fucks wit Dick Van Dyke. Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

It's the 50th episode of The Disness and oooo yeah it's a celebration!! Join Kaylee, Jordan, & Smalltown for all the festivities on this special episdoe as they discuss Muppet Treasure Island, rename classic Disney films, play a "The Price is Right" inspired game hosted by Ryan Moberly, and so much more!You can find pictures of every item involved in “Dis Be The Price” on our Instagram page: @DisnessPodcastFollow Us!Instagram: @DisnessPodcastTwitter/X: @TheDisness

We're letting the dogs out this week on The Disness as we discuss the original One Hundred and One Dalmatians! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as we break down the film, provide our personal thoughts and insight, we take a look at the cast, and there's a whole lot of gags in between. Don't let the Baha Men down and give us a listen! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're indulging in Smalltown's passion of football this week on The Disness as we discuss Invincible starring Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg! Join us as we talk about the film, the real life story of Vince Papale, how accurate this film was to real life, and so much more! Follow Us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter/X: @TheDisness

We're back this week and dropping a new episode EVERY MONDAY from here on out! This week we're talking about the Disney princess classic, Pocahontas! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as they discuss the film, the historical inaccuracies, and controversial depictions, and don't worry, we say some silly shit too. Join us for all of the fun and shenanigans! Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

We're talking about the beloved Winnie the Pooh this week as we go back to the very first Pooh feature film, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh! Join Jordan, Kaylee, Smalltown, Piglet, Rabbit, Gopher, and more! Follow us! @TheLynxReport

This episode is dedicated to the late Robert Butler. This was recorded prior to his passing. We dug into our grab bag and thankfully pulled out a Kurt Russell film! Too bad it was this one. Join us for all of the laughs and good times to be had! We discuss the film, review it, and we talk about some random shit. Ya know, in true Disness fashion. Also yogurt covered raisins are the shit. Yeah this is Jordan writing this. I'm breaking the fourth wall bitches. Boom. That was the sound of your mind being blown. Follow us! Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

We're reviewing and discussing Saving Mr. Banks this week on the show, the film about the making of Mary Poppins and also featuring PAUL GIAMATTI. Smalltown loves him some Paul Giamatti. We also talk about Kurt Russell, horror movies, gravy, arcade games, carrot cake, magic tricks, and so much more!

This episode is dedicated to the legacy and memory of Glynis Johns. This episode was recorded prior to her passing.
We dug into the grab bag and pulled out (get your mind out the gutter) Rob Roy, The Highland Rogue! Yeah, Disney made a Rob Roy movie. He also married his second cousin by the way. We also discuss the real life history of Rob Roy, handball, Cars 2, being knighted, Betty White, Smalltown tries ranch ice cream, and so much more!
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We're getting into some shenanigans with Tan Dan and his awful friend as we talk about the Robin Williams and John Travolta comedy, Old Dogs! We're joined by special guest C.C. Perez once again as he provides his analysis on the film as well. We also discuss Hairspray, state fair food, gorillas, Justin Long, and so much more! Follow Us: Instagram: @DisnessPodcast Twitter: @TheDisness

This episode is dedicated to memory and legacy of the late, great Bob Newhart. This was recorded prior to his passing. We're joining Bernard and Bianca on their journey to rescue Penny on this edition of The Disness as we talk about The Rescuers! Join us as we talk about the movie, the cast and crew, hot sauce, 80's music, ice cream, facial hair, pumpkin patches, Papa Roach, John Travolta, and so much more!

The gang is joined by fellow Disney fans Emma Barlow and Christian "Big Chris" Barlow as we discuss the wonderful Pixar film known as Up! Join us as we break down the movie, give our report cards, as well as discussions about amusement parks, milkshakes, Darius Rucker, The Sound of Music, Captain Underpants, and so much more!

We're hitting the ice on the show this week as we discuss The Mighty Ducks! Yes, we fully committed and recorded this on a hockey rink. We're joined by special guest Payton "Cruise" Vonholten as well! Also Smalltown loves himself some Emilio Estevez. Apologies for the first 6 minutes sounding a little more echoey, we didn't realize 2 of our mics were muted lmao. My bad y'all.

It's a grab bag edition of the show as we pulled out another DCOM in Disney Channel's "The Other Me"! Y'all know Smalltown is gonna love this one! Join us for all the fun and drink along with us!

This week on the show, The Disness Gang goes back to one of the very first Disney films in the vault as they discuss Pinocchio! Join us for some laughs, drinks, and good times!

It's summertime and we're celebrating Disness style as we talk about the classic DCOM High School Musical 2! We're joined once again by Donte "Bucky" Buckner as he provides his analysis along with the rest of The Disness Gang. Join us for all the summer love, summertime magic, and the sweet summer breeze!

We're back again for Part 2 of the 2nd Annual Disness Awards! On this half of the awards we hold our Best Drink of the Year Tournament, we award the best movie, best and worst villain, best and worst DCOM, and so much more!

It's a party on The Disness this week as we put on the 2nd annual Disness Awards! For part 1, Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown try the worst drinks of Season 2, we hold the 2nd Pimp of the Year Tournament and we give out some awards! We also talk about JK Simmons, meatloaf, peppermint schnapps, cracker brands, LSD experiences, Jim Belushi, and so much more! Join us for all the festivities!

Follow us down the (not so) yellow brick road this week as we discuss the trip of a movie that is Disney's Return to Oz! Join us as we discuss the film, the Oz novels and the original film, ghost stories, mac and cheese, crab salad, The Muppets, and so much more!

We're going back to DCOM Avenue this week on The Disness as we discuss Lemonade Mouth! Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown are joined by special guest Riley Hampton as they discuss the film, the cast, candy bars, Ray Ramano, early 2010s fashion, Fast and the Furious, TikTok live streams, and so much more!

We dug into The Disness Grab Bag and pulled out the 1974 James Garner uhh... classic(?) The Castaway Cowboy! Wooo doggie, Smalltown's gonna love this one! Join us as we discuss the film, corn nuts, cattle wrangling realistic and unrealistic fight scenes, Beethoven, catheters, and so much more!

The Disness Gang is back this week to discuss the Disney Princess classic Mulan! We're joined by "Coach Darren" Tyler Collins (AKA professional wrestler Scott Tyler) and he provides his expert fighting movie analysis. We also discuss vintage video games, Sun Chips, cats, camping, The Emperors New School, and so much more!

For the first time (in forever?) we're talking about Frozen this week on the show! We're joined by guest host Sodomn as we discuss the film, our personal relationships with it, snow days, twist villains, liquor stores, great teachers, forest fires, Pete Davidson, and so much more!

We're talking about the original Freaky Friday this week on the show! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan as they discuss the film as well as the director and actors, dairy products, reverends, cat shenanigans, Bruce Springsteen, cigarettes, and so much more!

The gang is joined by history buff Ross "Old Partner" Thomas this week as they discuss Victory Through Air Power and Saludos Amigos! Join us as we discuss the film, the history of aviation, World War II, A&W Root Beer, NASCAR, the first time Ross met Smalltown, we call Jordan's dad, and so much more!

It's no mystery that we're talking about The Great Mouse Detective this week on The Disness! We're joined by special guest Rachel Robinson as we discuss the movie, Sherlock Holmes, Vincent Price, The Giver, Guy Fieri, The Fox and The Hound 2, and so much more!

On this edition of the show, The Disness Gang meets The Apple Dumpling Gang as we discuss the Knotts and Conway classic! Join us as we talk about the movie, the great Don Knotts, aloe vera, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, Mr. Feeny, Dick Van Dyke, and so much more!

On this ride with The Disness we're going the distance to talk about Hercules! Smalltown is back this week as he joins Jordan and Kaylee to discuss the film as well as Greek mythology, Playhouse Disney, Scottie Pippen, Burnett's Vodka, Chip Esten, and much, much more!

On this edition of the show we're NOT MOVING as we discuss Max Keeble's Big Move! Jordan and Kaylee are joined by special guest Mr. Klein filling in for Smalltown this week as they talk about the movie, early 2000's nostalgia, Tony Hawk, Denny's, Ninja Turtles, E-40, Grey's Anatomy, and so much more!

This week on the show we're soaring into the skies to talk about Underdog! Join the Disness Gang along with special guest Jaden "Big Skim" Hughes as they discuss the movie, the similarities with the cartoon, Big Skim's boot camp days, Timon and Pumbaa, Grown Ups 2, McDonalds chicken nuggets, and so much more!

We go back under the water this week on the show as we talk about Pixar's Finding Nemo! Join us as we give our thoughts and discuss the movie, 50 Cent, NASCAR, Curious George, slow pitch softball, rovers, and so much more! Jordan, Smalltown, and Kaylee are joined by special guest Joe Glass as well!

The Disness Gang is joined by CC Perez this week as we put on our adventurer hats and talk about National Treasure! Join us as we discuss the movie, the great Nicolas Cage, atomic wedgies, tattoos and piercings, Inglorious Bastards, Fat Albert, Smalltown's senior year class song, and so much more!

We rock this week on The Disness as we discuss the Demi Lovato and Jonas Brothers DCOM, Camp Rock! Join us as we discuss the movie, our dental history, bullying, X-Factor, styles of fighting, our camp experiences, Kaylee provides fun facts, and so much more!

Be our guest this week on The Disness as we talk about Beauty and the Beast! Jordan and Kaylee are joined by special guest Selena Smith this week in Smalltown's absence as they get drunk and break down the movie as well as discussions about obscure Disney plushes, Circuit City, CSI: Miami, M*A*S*H, fan theories, and so much more!

Season 2 has arrived and we are starting off with a home run of a movie as we talk about the Dennis Quaid baseball hit known as The Rookie! Join The Disness gang as we drunkenly discuss the life and career of Jim Morris, baseball, Boy Meets World, Nat "King" Cole, and so much more!

This week on the show we go back to one of the earliest Disney films as we discuss the classic that is Dumbo! Join hosts Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as they break down the movie, give out their report cards, discuss the Dumbo ride at Disney World, Nevada, Rumplemintz, black holes, Jay Sean, and so much more!

Our journey through the Disney vault takes us to France this week on The Disness as we discuss The Hunchback of Notre Dame! Join Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown as we discuss the movie, give our report cards, Smalltown does impressions, and so much more!

On this edition of the show we go back down DCOM street as we talk about the Tyler James Williams classic, Let It Shine! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, Jordan, and special guest Donte as they break down the movie, give their opinions, talk about family values, personal church experiences, Terry Crews, the No Guidance music video, and so much more!

This week on the show we talk about a tale that has stood the test of time in Robin Hood! Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown are joined by Avery Saxton this week as they discuss the movie, Henry Cavill, Smalltown's distaste for Christmas, and more!

We've dug into our Disness Grab Bag and pulled out the iconic(?) Zendaya and Bella Thorne DCOM known as "Frenemies". Kaylee, Jordan, and Smalltown discuss the movie, the cast, their Disney Channel watching memories, Smalltown's high school days, and more!

On this edition of The Disness, the gang go on an adventure with Bert, Constable Jones, Mrs. Brill, and the entire cast of Mary Poppins! Join the drunken festivities as we discuss the movie, the cast, Lyndon B. Johnson, Danny Trejo, a potential Mary Poppins themed rollercoaster, and more!

On this edition to The Disness, Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown take a trip to Zootopia as they discuss the movie, the cast, the lore, and so much more!

This week on the show, the Disness Gang switches it up with a special awards edition of the show! Hear what we think the best and worst movie we've watched so far was, the best and worst villain, and so much more! We also do the first ever drink of the year tournament and pimp of the year tournament! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown for all the festivities!

This week on the show, The Disness Gang gets holly and jolly as we tackle The Muppets Christmas Carol. We discuss the process of the movie, break down the film itself, talk about Dick Van Dyke, give the origins of the phrase "Bah Humbug" and so much more! Apologies for some choppiness in the audio this week, we had some buggy parts in the recording process of this episode that we didn't discover until listening back. (Recorded 12/17/22)

The Disness gang gets a little spooky on the show as we discuss Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie! Join Kaylee, Smalltown, and Jordan for some spiked apple cider as we discuss the movie, the voice cast, Three's Company, we give our pimp of the week, and so much more! Also Smalltown eats a cinnamon stick. (Recorded 10/25/22)

On this episode, the Disness gang takes you down memory lane to discuss The Fox and The Hound! Join Jordan, Kaylee, and Smalltown as they discuss the movie, the characters, fun facts, the greatness of Kurt Russell, and so much more! Also The Fox and The Hound 2 is hot garbage.

This week on the pod we talk about the legendary DCOM, High School Musical! We sift through nostalgia as we discuss the movie itself as well as the soundtrack and our personal memories of this movie from childhood. Plus this week we are joined by the talented Donte Buckner! Join as us we bop to the top this week on The Disness!