The Drunken Bunker

Chin's Bad boy strikes up a conversation that we loved. That we remembered. That we forgot. Thanks Jeebus for recording mechanisms. Chin has a new album out soon. They fucking rock! https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100063564937901 Just look up Chin on Facebook or Matthew Rice. Go from there!

If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. First show back is with a person that has had a huge influence on me since 16 years of age. Everything that could go wrong did, except the entire recording being deleted. The Bunker has had multiple losses of tracks, bad audio, broken doors, nudity, ummm... maybe it's the alcohol, nah It's because of being in space. This one has it all, nudity mostly, sideways style. Thanks Mr. Smith you are a naked national treasure. Go buy something and support this art. https://www.indiemerch.com/razortowrist Razortowrist.com Go see Polkadot Cadaver (Similar members, great music) live, always a great show!! Here are the ticket links for the Polkadot Cadaver June tour, please share and join us at a show!  June 10th- Brooklyn- https://dice.fm/.../35q5l-polkadot-cadaver-10th-jun-the... June 11th-Manchester, NH- https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/5391786 June 12th- Providence, RI- https://www.ticketweb.com/event/polkadot-cadaver-inverter-fete-music-hall-tickets/11877055?irgwc=1&clickid=zDVzwrRelxyIT1C3AFQ23zr0UkGWvU3J2x%3AD1Q0&camefrom=CFC_BUYAT_253158&impradid=253158&REFERRAL_ID=tmfeedbuyat253158&wt.mc_id=aff_BUYAT_253158&utm_source=253158-Facebook-%20TM&impradname=Facebook-%20TM&utm_medium=affiliate&fbclid=IwAR3C-lwgC3Q5Q8j02_BCUWiJHzSZC7Cv7vda3RUYL9Rr7ix1WnpinmXgBdk June 15th-Toronto- https://www.eventbrite.ca/.../polkadot-cadaver-tickets... June 16th- Cleveland- https://www.eventbrite.com/.../polkadot-cadaver-tickets... June 17th-Pontiac, Michigan- https://www.ticketweb.com/.../polkadot.../11891905... June 18th- Bradley, Illinois- https://www.outhousetickets.com/.../m19241-Polkadot_Cadaver/ June 19th- Minneapolis- https://www.ticketweb.com/.../polkadot.../11876265... June 22nd- Kansas City, MO - https://app.showslinger.com/ticket.../4086/checkout_ticket June 23rd- Oklahoma City- https://www.ticketstorm.com/.../89ths.../oklahomacity/26311/ June 24th- Wichita, Kansas- https://www.etix.com/.../polkadot-cadaver-wichita... June 25th- Denver- https://www.etix.com/.../polkadot-cadaver-denver-lost...   DICE.FM dice.fm dice.fm

Hey, hey, hey!! The Bunker has returned with a legend. John Ensminger from Dog Fashion Disco. So many killer stories and just great history stories of this band .John is a founding member and an all around good dude. His drumming is killer and he knows music, he was raised in it.DFD's new album is out today. Go get it. I attached "Vomitorium" at the beginning. Go get it!!!!!!!!!      razortowristrecords.com 

Welcome Back Bunkers! Today marks the return of the Drunken Bunker. I forgot what this episode's about but it's great.

The Drunken Bunker has been taken over. Again. Anyone can see(hear) what had happened was. These folks are jokes and suck at podcasts. Except Grace, she's an innocent. This was fun to edit. I hope nothing was said that couldn't be edited. Not really, this is the Bunker. It doesn't get edited.

It's about time that we have an episode named Pink Wieners. Discussions happen involving penises.  

So this is the second part of the "interview"  with White Rice. It's more like two fanboys admiring stories from the talented Brian White. Go to https://www.razortowrist.com/ and listen to great stuff. This was an honor to do and fun as fuck. This is where you find White Rice who have new music in the churner. Talent all around. https://www.facebook.com/110459103882794/photos/a.112033690392002/208474737414563/ 

Back to normal. This is the Drunken Bunker. The Goddamned Drunken Bunker. All friends be healed and Dusty Rhodes(The American Dream), please Best in Peace. DMX. Sad times for happy people. Love your neighbor and your family. Also, love Wal-Mart. R.I.P. DMX Danny Brown. Golddust. Attrocity Exhibition. One of the best alive. Follow him everywhere. @xdannyXbrownX 

Very special episode. Long overdue.Brian White and Matthew Rice hang out in the bunker today. Well, yesterday. Actually, a couple of weeks ago.Holy fuckballs!! You all know Ricey at this point. Incredible guitarist. Funny motherfuckah. Check out Chin, Spew'n, Rob Queen, White Rice and him killing on youtube at The Family Reunion. https://youtu.be/Axc-Slj6zAo It's Rebel Yell. Also, please listen to Rob Queen. He's a badass. A legend.  https://youtu.be/HYGJj3pQFJw You should also know Brian White. He's a fantabulous musician from the bands Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, White Rice and The Obsessed. Such a great time. True talent is something special to hear in music but true, genuine people to talk with on top of that, well, oh just fucking listen. Part 2 coming soon!! All songs on this podcast are provided with permission from the artist(s). Check out White Rice where all music is available.    

Lost episodes. There were many talks over the scare affair of 2020. There were also things people said that they  didn't want to be released. Let's face it, there are things we shouldn't release. Because of love. Because of life. Well, this is one that came from October 2020. Lost episode 1. We love you all.

Apologies for the qualities of the audio. The Bunker listens, The Bunker grows but doesn't know. This episode is covered in bodily fluids and remembertons. There is always a time to dry off. This is not the time. Wear your future stains proudly. Or ingest them. Or not. Either way, The Bunker loves you.

Grandma joins the show to hang out. The Bunker is a dirty place, a crazy place, a strange place. Not today junior. Sometimes we gotta check in with the O.G.'s of life. Listen and enjoy. Love you Grandmizzle!

Sweet and lovely. The real Friday night. This Bunker is now operational. Again. Dummies learning how to do this was never a good idea. The fun part is great. The other part is for the best people in the world. Please help us. Enjoy

Hello, this episode is brought to you by stupid people. Apparently, people like content made my drunk "thinkers". Thanks for the support. We're just glad we can actually upload episodes again. Enjoy yo self.

Dumb people attempt to talk about smart things and dumb things and other things. This is the first Bunker of 2021 and the first in person Bunker in a while. We love you. Keep it real.

Hello everyone, the Bunker has fired up a season of lovelies. Mostly Australian men. Women are welcome to join this parade. Anyone is welcome. White Rice is a carb heavy dish and a sweet band. Have a listen, if you're worth a damn, you will. If you're not, then FUCK YOU!!! Go listen https://youtu.be/Qb7FZeK5Xng  https://youtu.be/1U62-7zqsU8 

God Damn it!! What a fucking time. What a fucking experience. These professors are gentlemen as well. Join the  lovers of awesome. https://youtu.be/6hYDj4q7m2g https://youtu.be/bNLZVoE54Bw razortowrist.com   

  What a long time it's been to bunk it up. The fact that the entire world has changed is an understatement. This is a great conversation with a new friend, Matthew Rice. What an artist. Killahh. Brian White is almost as good. The band White Rice https://youtu.be/Qb7FZeK5Xng is killer. If this podcast was professional, it would add songs into the recording. https://youtu.be/PCYFZCh6ljs  

Welcome back!!! Still alive? Hope so. The title says it all. We almost dropped the conversation a few times but we brought it back. HARD. If you couldn't tell by now, we all grew up in various levels of poverty. Keeps ya humble. Trailer parks are fun and scary as fuck, like a haunted house. Or a pandemic.  drunkenbunker@gmail.com TheDrunkenBunker@gmail.com FB/INSTA---Duncan Bunker

Here we all are. So "Sick" of this and would love a hug. Love to all!!!!!

Zoom, we tried it. It sort of worked. First time. We will try it again. Sorry for the quality but the episode is good. Everyone is happy to see ANYONE. Fuck this quarantine. Fuck this virus. Facebook-Duncan Bunker Instagram-@duncanbunker Twitter-We gave up

470-465-0234-- This is the burner phone number for the Bunker. Some people were immediately recorded. Some were left behind. This is new to us too. Don't be sad. Be mad. Don't be mad. Keep it together. Leave a message. Text. Thank you for reading this. The Bunker is clean. The Bunker is in hiding, as it always has been. The Bunker loves you.

Hello folks, It has been a minute. This episode has it all. EMT's. Wives of EMT's watching EMT's shit. Domestic dispute. The favorite laugh of a century at the end. A pandemic of excitement. Please be cautious of things and we hope everyone and everything you know stay as alive and as well as possible. Thank you for listening. Don't pick your nose and stop wiping boogers out of your eyes when you wake up. Things will work out. We think so. We've been in a bunker for years anyway. drunkenbunker@gmail.com instagram/fb--Duncan Bunker  

We expected the ladies to come in and entertain and carry the show. So we wouldn't have to. Again. The last soldier gave it her best and we rate it a 3.7 stars. It's not quite a Bunker, not quite a Year of the Pig. We're not a pod, not yet a cast. We're trans-broadered and identify as a mistake. Social Media-- FB-Duncan Bunker, Instagram-The Drunken Bunker.....

Lost Canadian episode!!  Came across this chat in the Bunker cold cases. Great chat with a temporary friend. At least, we hope not.  Love You. drunkenbunker@gmail.com Instagram/Facebook- Duncan Bunker/Drunken Bunker

You can probably figure out what happened. Sometimes your eyes are larger than your stomach and your lover doesn't know what's happening to you. Good times?

We tried to have this out before but technology and alcohol don't mix well sometimes. The computer ate the first episode!! Mishka Shubaly is a best selling author, musician, teacher, runner and a future cat lady. Check out anything he does.  His latest release "This Van Could be Your Life" is now available on Amazon. Find him on Twitter,Facebook,I.G., etc.

A medical professional takes the stand as we get confused and axe questions about things that even medical professionals don't understand. Understand? This isn't a shot at our good bud. He's just "practicing" medicine. Seriously, it was long overdue to hang out with our brother from another Bunker. noisejavaman@yahoo.com drunkenbunker@gmail.com Insta--drunken bunker/ duncan bunker love you.

Greg Combs is a founding member of one of the most original and underrated bands that we've ever listened to here at The Bunker. Dog Fashion Disco. He is also currently writing and recording music for his newest musical endeavor, Celebrity Sex Scandal who have released two albums of incredibly eclectic and original music as well. Greg was kind enough to drink a beer and hang with us via phone for a bit. Yes, we were fanboys. Link to Celebrity Sex Scandal's Spotify-https://open.spotify.com/artist/2yU4ovLWaoIfcFFJ1Nj3wn?si=o56df2ooSvCsNcCnqfYpjg Link to Dog Fashion Disco'Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/artist/150pf0yE8MFgrMzAplQXmq?si=4-T6bXLTTMimefzGuWpsuw

Year of the Pig, Year of the Pig, YEAR OF THE PIG!! Forgot what this episode is about but it's definitely a good one. Just listen and love it.Or else.

Hello fellow drunkards!! This one is a classic Bunker episode. Drinking, laughing, inappropriate conversation and debate over things that don't really matter. Our favorite. Have a listen and try not to laugh at things you shouldn't be laughing at. In fact, don't laugh at all. Ever.

First live YouTube stream of a podcast!! We forgot to tell our online friends to check it out so we talked to no one. Well, not no one. Two random people we didn't know assisted in the debacle. We spoke about our brown eyes and brown things.

Huh? 

Year of the pig number three. There is a mystery that started this conversation. If you know what this legend is based on please comment or email us. Someone was murdered after not having sex in a marriage for years and years(allegedly). They did have to sniff their significant other's asshole for years and years too. Fucked up. Help us find this story. Also, pegging from glitching robot celebrities. Huh? Yeah.

On this second episode of Year of the Pig we discuss genitalia. Of animals, humans included. Why do some of nature's creatures have such strange behavior and or strange sexual procedures? Cat dick spikes are amongst the craziest.So are genitalia scents. You're welcome. Check out the theme song. Pretty Sick.

Oh, the family is awesome. At the Bunker, we hold values to the highest standards. Especially when we're high. 

Welcome back to the Goddamned Drunken Bunker podcast. We are so drunk around here that we forget to post the episodes sometimes. Please refrain from being sad and continue to listen and judge the depravity. Or not. We won't judge you either way. Instagram---@duncanbunker  Or Instagram---@Drunkenbunker    Can't remember.

Hello. Welcome to the goddamned Drunken Bunker. We are on our second or third international guest, we guess. It's always fun to talk to different peeps and learn that most people are drunks like you. Either way, a piece of bacon is American as fuck and ham is HAM!!! That's all. Oh Canada, Oh, oh, Canada. We love you.

There are seven planets in the sky and about 40 stars. Don't be surprised by the co-host's vast book of knowledge in his head as well as the guest's book of something inside her head. We mostly talk about pussy hair. I think. This is the first episode of what's supposed to be a smarter podcast than what you're used to. Godspeed.

Hello all, this is a pretty mellow podcast and we thank everyone for staying on the downloads even though a lot of episodes have been waiting in the wings. There's no way around it-Drunks should NOT record/edit/produce podcasts. Thank you for staying aboard the Bunker Boat. The message is clear. Live your life according to your standards and fuck everyone else's opinions. YOLOL. These descriptions used to be more articulate and cleverly worded and maybe life will guide the direction of an alcoholic podcast's intros to a more prestigious design but as of now, we're floating down the river, riding this makeshift raft that's a love labor. Love your Moms if you can and Stepdads if they're good. And stop drinking so much. drunkenbunker@gmail.com Instagram @ Drunken Bunker or The Drunken Bunker.  

Welcome back to the Goddamned Drunken Bunker. You've been waiting and so have we. Thank you for the suspense and anxiety.This episode is filled with sadness and joy and debauchery, as always. You should thank this podcast for caring enough about you to keep going. Dark times can take things in another direction but usually don't on The Bunker. Keep all hands inside the ride at all times and focus your mind on laughing at dumb people with opinions who are running this podcast, which is unfortunate.Thank your Babycakes. It's a Girl.  

This episode should be description-less. Nonetheless, here we are, describing this episode. The Bunker is open and the bar tab is monstrous. The ladies are always a treat.

In an attempt to get sober, you might fail. That's ok. I fail every day. We discuss Florida and other states in this historically accurate podcast. No, we don't. Just the sadness that comes with people that are sober. It's such a sad life. Not sadder than the life of a sober person that drinks. This is a first for the funker. That's right, the Funker. Take a listen. Stay drunk or stay sober. Either way, we love you.

Alright, third try is a charmed episode. White trash people talking white trash things and pink drink. Prison wine makes you think think. Sorry, it's Dr. Seuss Day here in the stink.  plug goes here

Happy birthday to the host of this podcast. That's me. I'd apologize to certain people mentioned in this podcast if I felt bad. This is an entertainment source that is supposed to be funny. All jokes are protected by lawyers and are socially unacceptable, usually. This is the first half of a historic Bunker. So fucking funny. Thanks to everyone who attended and thanks to everyone who is listening now.  DrunkenBunker@gmail.com @BunkenDrunker- twitter Duncan Bunker-Facebook/Instagram Don't forget about our lovely sponsors- The Pussy Boys.Remember the deal you get through the Bunker for this awesome service!!

New Year's Eve has always had a special place inside the heart of the Bunker. The Trailers, the lights, the Him-Afro-Dinomites. Quick over the intro nets podcast about a shitty movie that I have not yet seen and plenty of unfunny jokes were made about. Thanks again Sandra Bullocks. Thanks for listening! Love you fuckas!! BunkenDrunker-Twitter @something on instagram(forgot) myspace-podcast time @drunkenbunker email-gmail with something that sounds like this podcast's name.  

This is the Culture Me Bad Podcast under the drunken bunker moniker. We discuss the movie. And other things. Thank you for listening. duncanbunker-instagram drunkenbunker@gmail  

It's been so long since a Bunker was posted, the details are in the devil now. A review of 2018 deaths? Maybe. A talk about the water crisis in Flint, Michigan? No, that doesn't sound right. Memory is a hard thing to hold on to when you're trying not to remember anything. Well, maybe not TRYING but just not remembering to try to remember. 2018 was a blur. Two birthdays a year isn't so bad as long as you keep getting them. Anyway, Another Bunker Further. Alabama Wiljennings Jr. is a guest as well as Grace De La Hoya.Facebook. Facebook & Instagram Duncan Bunker. drunkenbunker@gmail.com. Also available on Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts and the Android Podcast App. Thanks for listening!!

The Drunken Bunker presents a show about something, finally. The movie "Heathers" is talked about whilst a pot roast is forgotten about. This podcast will be released under the Bunker until further notice. ---CULTURE ME BAD--is a Drunken Bunker production. Goldust is a song by Danny Brown on the album "Atrocity Exhibit" available now. "Heathers" is a movie by someone. I think it's Daniel Waters.     Thanks for listening.  

People love and lose. Love is lost sometimes. People cry. People get sad and have down times in their lives. Then, there's outer space. Cold, emotionless and full of dark, vast areas. The one thing to remember when things go awry is that you are very tiny in the big scheme of things. Have fun until you're gone and listen to great podcasts, not this one.

This one's just a two hour rambling extravaganza. We sort of become peeping Toms. That doesn't sound right. Oh well. Seriously no explanation for this one. It's a two hour ramble fest. Enjoy. Facebook @Duncan Bunker drunkenbunker@gmail.com