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Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on foru

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    Deadly Cheating Scandal and Rejected over Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 43:03


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from a man who regrets telling his friend about his cheating partner! Then, Cloud reads a thread about a man rejected over ICE CREAM!  Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNORTHODOX PATERNITY and End of Relationship Flags!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2023 50:50


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a girl who found out her dad was NOT her dad in biology class! Then, Persephanii shares a thread about how you know its time to END THAT RELATIONSHIP! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Same Toy Different Women and The Dark Side of Grey's Anatomy!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2023 42:17


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from men who share whether they use the same intimate toys on different partners! Then, Cloud reads a thread of an actor exposing PIPING HOT TEA from GREYS ANATOMY! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Narcissistic Apology to CHEATING ADDICTION!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 54:39


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a man who is ADDICTED TO CHEATING.! Then, Persephanii shares a thread of whether or not parents should charge their adult children rent! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Do You Brush Your Teeth Before Morning Cunnilingus?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 40:53


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of whether people brush their teethor not before giving fellatio in the morning! Then, Cloud reads a thread of a man who calculated the math of how many miles of "D" his girl has taken . Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    How Would Gender Roles Change If We Switched Private Parts?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 54:08


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a WILD thread about a woman who had strict expectations!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how RED FLAGS IN FRIENDSHIPS. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Are RIBS and FRIED CHICKEN…OVERRATED?!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 49:49


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a WILD thread about HORRIBLE COMMUNICATORS!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how Caucasians say “You got me effed up”. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS AND THE MOST TRASH SUPERHEROES EVER!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2023 43:53


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the WORST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    LADIES: Here's 10 Commandments You NEVER Break out Here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 63:31


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about the absolute AUDACITY of men. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the 10 commandments that women cant break out here!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    How Do Yall Start Off SEX??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 58:02


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread exposing different people's methods on gettin the SEGGS goin. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the most embarrassing seggs stories!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    "I Fought My Girlfriends Sugar Daddy and LOST!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2023 55:09


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about small things that people in relationships enjoy. Then, Cloud shares a hilarious story about a dude who got beat up by his girlfriends sugar daddy!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Animal Spies & Smelling Good VS Looking Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 51:05


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about what cute things people like to hear from their significant other. Then, Cloud shares a hilariously interesting thread about different nations who were allegedly caught using spy animals! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Sun vs A Trillion Lions Debate & Favorite Bedroom Phrases!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 46:03


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about what people like to hear in the bedroom. After that, Cloud shares a creative thread debate of who would triumph between the sun and a trillion lions. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Red Flags in Women That "Men Should Be Aware Of"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 67:14


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii asks a hard question: besides sex, why do men keep women around that they see no future with? After that, Cloud gets into a thread about supposed red flags in women that men should know about. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    What Shouldn't Be Embarrassing, But Is?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2023 77:18


    On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii asks a hard question: what do you do when you find out your friend can't spell? After that, Cloud gets into a thread about things in life that shouldn't be embarrassing, but is. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    MALE CHORES AND WOMEN GOING WILD AFTER GETTING THE MEAT MUSCLE!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 54:59


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a thread of women discussing chores that should only be done by men! Cloud brought a thread of men who share stories of women going nuts after they put it down!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    "The Worst Advice AND Insults You've Ever Received"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2023 56:16


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a thread of people sharing the worst advice they've ever received!! Cloud brought a nostalgic thread of people remembering insults that hit them hard!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    How Long Does the Euphoria Last After Climax?!?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023 57:07


    This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to http://HelloFresh.com/thickthreads60 and use code thickthreads60 for 60% off plus free shipping! On this week's episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of isolated brain cells learning to play video games. Persephanii shares a tweet thread of people explaining how long their euphoria lasts after they climax. Brace yourselves, as Thick Threads takes you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet!!

    "Black People Science" & Brutal Advice for Ladies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 64:23


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads relationship advice for women submitted by MEN!! Cloud brought a thread listing things that were surprising to learn as an adult!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    How I Got Into The Porn Industry & Do Fish Have Ghosts?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 54:13


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud discuss whether or not fish would have ghosts, and the rules of the afterlife. Cloud's thread gives the POV of how a young woman got into the porn industry! Persephanii brought a crazy thread about someone who FORGOT to kill themselves?! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    CRAZY Ocean Mysteries & Favorite Hairstyle on Women!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 57:53


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads all the favorite hairstyles on women from the POV of men!! We celebrating our queens today!! Cloud brought a thread listing several of the strangest ocean mysteries ever!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    32: Dumped for Being too Nice and She's Shockingly Very Experienced in the Bedroom!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2023 60:27


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud reads a thread of superb bedroom moves that caused curiosity regarding her level of expertise!! Women are SAVAGES out here!! Persephanii goes into a thread about men who stopped dating women they felt were too nice! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    31: WORST Sexual Experience & A Cheating Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2023 54:36


    Thick Threads Ep. 31 (ish) On this week's episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a wild thread of people's WORST sexual experiences and Persephanii tells an intense story of infidelity! Brace yourselves, as Thick Threads takes you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet!! 

    30: Beyonce Tickets ENDING Relationships & Being TOO Nice | Thick Threads Ep 30 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 70:53


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread about an engaged couple who called it off over expensive Beyonce tickets!!!!! So ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of guys who were broken up for being too NICE!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    29: Things You've Silently Said During S3X & Funny Life-Saving Facts | Thick Threads Ep.29 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 62:13


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of things people have silently said to themselves during sex!!! Yall are ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of hilarious facts that could potentially save someones life!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    28: How You Caught Your Partner Cheating and Painful Sex for Men| Thick Threads Ep. 28. (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 46:38


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how you found out you were getting cheated on!!! The lies are WILD!!!! Persephanii reads a thread full of men describing how sex hurts for them! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    27: What's the Funniest Thing That Happened To You During Sex? | Thick Threads Ep. 27. (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 38:29


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of WOMEN who went ghost after hitting it one time and WHY!!! Women are SAVAGES out here!! Persephanii reads a thread about all the FUNNIEST things that happened to people during sex!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    26: Mixing Business with Pleasure and Terrible "Sugar Mama" Stories | Thick Threads Ep.26 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 79:31


    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii goes into a thread of times people mixed business with pleasure and it went HORRIBLY wrong!!! Cloud reads a thread about horror stories of situations with sugar mamas! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    25: Ghosted After He Hit Once and WILD Failed Threesome | Thick Threads Ep.25 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 72:24


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of men who went ghost after hitting it one time!!! the shadiness of these responses is alarming!! Persephanii reads a thread about a man who was tricked into transporting his friend to a threesome! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    24: Roaches At Her House and Dates Women Can Take MEN On | Thick Threads Ep.24 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 64:12


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of a dude trying to get some action but a GIANT FLYING ROACH got in his way!!!  Persephanii reads a thread about what dates a woman can take a man on that they would actually enjoy! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    23: DISGUSTING First Date Surprise and the Origin of the Artificial D!!! | Thick Threads Ep.23 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 40:53


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of original ARTIFICIAL D!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a thread about a woman who got a disgusting surprise after getting frisky on a first date! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!

    22: "Hobosexuals" and Corporate Email Clapbacks | Thick Threads Ep.22 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 56:46


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how people professionally CLAPBACK in a corporate setting via email!!! You might want to take notes!! Persephanii reads a story about a "hobosexual" who uses SEX to get a free place to stay! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    21: What Do You Do When Your EX Spins The Block? & Whoopin FAILS | Thick Threads Ep.21 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 63:15


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of people's responses when their ex has the nerve to SPIN THE BLOCK!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a collection of stories about times people's parents tried to whoop them and FAILED! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    20: Men Giving OTHER MEN Relationship Advice?? UH OH! | Thick Threads Ep.20 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 45:58


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread of men on Twitter giving OTHER MEN on Twitter relationship advice!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    19: WE ICED OUT! Stolen Lunches and Jewelry Heists!! | Thick Threads Ep.19 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 59:17


    We got half a milly on us!! ...but its not ours. We got Joseph Mamanne, a legendary jewel supplier to pull up and ice out our Thick Threads co-hosts! Persephanii shares a hilarious thread detailing a lunch thief who got EXPOSED at work!! Cloud goes with a themed approach by reading a list of the wildest most notorious jewel heists in history!! It doesn't end there! We got Joseph to actually sit-in and discuss jewelry and give his own thick facts!  Tune in for the most expensive episode of Thick Threads yet!!

    18: What Do Women Leave At Men's Houses to MARK THEIR TERRITORY? | Thick Threads Ep.18 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2022 79:22


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread about the small things that women leave at their man's house to mark their territory!!! Then they go into a "sandwich" of fun facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    17: Pat Don't Pay Bills! | Thick Threads Ep. 17 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 60:54


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go completely off the rails and talk about paying bills for women and dudes splurging money!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    16: Why aren't we together? and Time to say Goodbye! | Thick Threads Ep. 16 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 37:04


    Go to Dave.com/thickthreads to sign up for an ExtraCash account and get up to $500 instantly.  In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud discuss a Twitter challenge that involves asking your sneaky link "Why aren't we together?" and hilarious tweets about how long it takes to say goodbye at a black family gathering!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    15: Worst Lies That WOMEN Have Told Us! | Thick Threads Ep.15 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 57:27


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud flip the script and read a funny thread about the worst lies that WOMEN have told MEN!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    14: What's the Fastest a Woman Has Ever Made You

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 52:57


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads about men admitting to the times when a woman made them "finish" WAAY too fast!! And for the Holidays, Cloud reads a funny thread about Thanksgiving FAILS!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    13: Sex Dungeons and Side Chick Contracts | Thick Threads Ep.13 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 73:56


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a post about a SIDE CHICK CONTRACT! Cloud reads a silly thread about all the hilarious ways that kids interpret the world!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

    12: Companies You Have BEEF With | Thick Threads Ep.12 (ish)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 54:55


    In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads the folklore of Krampus: the demon who randomly hangs out with Santa Claus! Cloud reads a funny but relatable thread about all the companies people have beef with and why!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!

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