A Star Wars podcast featuring news, discussion, arguments and trivia.
Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid! We're back! Once again our heroes have returned in their greatest hour of need. Today we're talking about what we'd change about each Star Wars film if we could change ONE THING! Also, we're talking about what we're most looking forward to in the future of Star Wars. This episode is sponsored by Long Absences. As always, Title Song and Trivia Song by CJ Bruininks.
Hello There! On this episode we discuss the leaked Colin Trevorrow script and the trailer for the final season of Clone Wars. Then we discuss some themes that connect all 9 Skywalker Saga films together. Also Gabe was completely tired and out of it, like Han Solo just getting our of carbonite. This episode was brought to you by Sith Daggers. Title and Trivia Songs by CJ Bruininks
You can listen to us warm or you can listen to us cold, as we talk about The Mandalorian in all its baby Yoda glory. Favorite character? Favorite scene? Theories? But first, we go over recent news of a rumored JJ Abrams cut of Episode IX and rumors swirling around the Kenobi Series. This episode is brought to you by Ben Solo's Space Pajamas. Title Song and Trivia Song by CJ Bruininks.
We present our review episode for Rise of Skywalker! We're joined by Gabe's brother C.J. to talk about the highs, lows, themes, and narrative beauty of the final film in the Skywalker Saga. Is it good? bad? We listen to the voices in our heads and rise to meet the challenge of dissecting the movie (much like Babu Frik dissecting C3PO's head.) We apologize for the opening quotes, that went on way too long...
In this episode we try to agree as objectively as possible what the 5 best scenes are in all of Star Wars (Mark is wrong by the way.... no Gabe didn't write this..... yes he did, don't believe him!) We also go over the 5 worst scenes. Two points of criteria: 1. How important is the Scene to Star Wars? (Does it put Star Wars in context?) 2. Construction of the Scene (Acting, Emotion, Ascetics, Cinematography) We also cover the latest news, and it turns out Gabe is a little too obsessed with the Senate... This episode is brought to you by Ray Shields. Trivia Song by CJ Bruininks
*Episode uploaded again due to technical issue We're back! After a year hiatus (Mark was in Korea) we RISE again to speculate about Rise of Skywalker. It's arriving soon so we'll double our efforts to construct our theories! We not only dive into the trailer, but we also go over Gabe's theory of using dialogue to guess what "Rise of Skywalker" really means. This episode is brought to you by Dex's Diner. Trivia song by CJ Bruininks.
Hello! Welcome to Voice of the Rebellion! Obviously we love Star Wars, but in this episode we talk about what we would change. How should the prequels be reimagined? Would we change Empire Strikes Back? What characters and plot points do we think they didn't get quite right? Join as we burn the sacred Jedi texts and imagine a very different journey a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Also Gabe doesn't try at all to have an intelligent discussion in this episode, so quality of conversation might be down. Or up? I guess it depends on your certain point of view... Brought to you by the Techno Union
Welcome to our 30th episode! As the wise Anakin says "Yipee!" In this episode, due to a lack of news we interview our new cohost Eric! Then we discuss how we think Episode 9 will end - what the overall plot will do, what scenes we want to see happen, and how the character arcs should conclude. We would be honored if you would join us! Brought to you by Dewback Steakhouse
This time after we discuss the latest casting news and the Resistance animated show's new trailer, we ask who is the best mentor in Star Wars? Who does the best job of preparing their protege so that they can take their first step into a larger world? Our Mentor list: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, Tobias Beckett, Maz Kanata, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and General Leia. Plus we do a bonus round comparing the Emperor to Snoke! We use the following criteria: -How successfully they imparted their knowledge, skills, and wisdom -Were they a positive role model - did they demonstrate how to succeed? -Did they empower their protege to develop their own strengths and beliefs? -Did they show a vested interest in the wellbeing of their protege? Whoever fullfills the most points of criteria is declared the best Mentor in Star Wars! Brought to you by Yoda's C3P90X Workout Regiment.
Prepare your troops! This podcast is going to war! Once we cover the latest news - Cast list for Episode IX and Jon Favreau's live action tv show - we discuss militarization in Star Wars! From the Republic before the Clone Wars to the rise of the First Order, we ask: What troops did each government use? What was their role? What lessons can we take from their failures to secure the peace? From Jedi and Clone Troopers to Stormtroopers and the Resistance we examine how Republics and Empires use and misuse their military. This episode is brought to you by Kamino Cloning Facilities
We're Back! After a hiatus we're ready to begin season 3 of our podcast in style! First we go over the latest news - Lando returning to Episode IX and another season of Clone Wars! Then we delve deep into droid conciousness and ask the question: Do droids deserve rights? L3-37 'sparked' a conversation worldwide when she liberated the droids on Kessel in Solo, now we wonder if we truly are just "organic overlords." We have an interesting conversation about why droids are treated like garbage in the Star Wars universe, what their programming says about whether they're morally responsible, can droids be defined as human and do they therefore deserve rights, and finally will C3PO ever get the proper treatment for his anxiety disorder? Join us in our triumphant return to Voice of the Rebellion! This episode is brought to you by Sandcrawler Auto Droids.
From Bahrain, Mark has guest Bryan on (because Gabe is skype impaired) to divulge everything Solo! First we hit up the latest news - Solo box office results and headway made on the new Boba Fett Movie. Then we give our in depth take on Solo from begining to end! This episode is brought to you by Coaxium
This is it. The Season Finale of Voice of the Rebellion! In this episode we discuss Darth Vader, Kylo Ren, Luke Skywalker, and Obi Wan in light of their journey from sin to exile and penance to redemption. We compare what exactly motivates them to sin, and whether they actually seek and obtain redemption. Can Darth Vader actually be considered to have been redeemed? Is Kylo Ren Reedemable? Why do Luke and Obi Wan go into exile? Don't miss this rousing discussion before we take a hiatus! Title art and Trivia Song by CJ Bruininks, for more of his work see www.cjbruininks.com This is episode is brought to you by Jabba's Cruise Line
After some of the latest news and fan letters it's time for our annual Mandolore Madness, this time what is the greatest lightsaber fight? We've paired up 16 fights in a bracket, and discuss which is better in each match up until we find the ultimate winner! Criteria: Importance to Story Choreography Emotional Resonance Things to know: 1. Any dialogue before, during, or after the fight is factored into the judgement (i.e. “I am your father” is factored into Luke vs Vader from Empire Strikes Back) 2. Context, Set up, and Consequences of the duel are factored in 3. Battles have initially been paired up based on similarities to make sure the most interesting debates aren’t missed out on Bracket 1 - Unconventional Battles Yoda vs Darth Sidious (ROTS) Against Obi Wan and Qui Gon vs Darth Maul (TPM) Obi Wan vs General Grievous (ROTS) Against Obi Wan vs Darth Maul (Rebels) Bracket 2 - Team Ups Rey and Kylo Ren vs Praetorian Gaurds (TLJ) Against Darth Vader vs Rebel Guards (Rogue One) Obi Wan/Anakin/Yoda vs Count Dooku (ATOC) Against Obi Wan and Anakin vs Count Dooku (ROTS) Bracket 3 - Pivotal Moments Mace Windu vs Darth Sidious and Anakin (ROTS) Against Luke vs Darth Vader and Emperor (ROTJ) Rey vs Kylo Ren (TFA) Against Luke vs Darth Vader (ESB) Bracket 4 - Master vs Apprentice Anakin vs Obi Wan (ROTS) Against Darth Vader vs Ashoka (Rebels) Darth Vader vs Obi Wan (ANH) Against Kylo Ren vs Luke (TLJ) Title Art and Trivia Song by C.J. Bruininks, for more of his work go to www.cjbruininks.com This episode is brought to you by Poor Motivators
Turn off your targeting computers and feel the Force around you, for we dive deep into the mysticism of Star Wars in this episode! What actually is the “Will” of the Force? Are characters predetermined to follow it’s path? How does the Will work through our favorite heroes? What does the Will of the Force ultimately want? Between force visions, prophecies, force ghosts, fan theories, and the real world philosophies we use to understand the Force, we try to piece together the clues to determine what the metaphysical nature is of the Will of the Force! But first we finally resolve once and for all what is the greatest Star Wars quote of all time! Since our trilogy of quote examination came to a close last episode, we’ve narrowed down our final three quotes from each era of Star Wars: “Fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.” “Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.” “Let the past die. Kill it if you have to. That’s the only way to become what you were meant to be.” With the help of a special guest we have an engaging debate! Throw in a fan letter and some news about Jon Favreau making a live action tv show and we’ve got ourselves an intense episode! Title Art made by CJ Bruininks, for more of his artwork see his website at www.cjbruininks.com This episode is brought to you by Unnecessary Force Fields.
Don't let the movies die, quote them if you have to! We finish our trilogy of our quest to find out what is the best star wars quote of all time! On the docket this time we have Rogue One, The Force Awakens, and The Last Jedi. Quotes are judged on the following criteria: 1. Memorability of the Quote - is it one that can be remembered and quoted over and over again? 2. Emotional Resonance - with the characters or audience, how much of an impact does it have? 3. Lesson of the Quote - is there a lot of meaning behind the quote that teaches something valuable? 4. Can it be used in everyday life? We finally narrow down the top 3 quotes in all of Star Wars. We would be honored if you would join us! Title art by CJ Bruininks, for more of his artwork go to www.cjbruininks.com This episode is brought to you by Tractor Beams.
We dispense with the pleasantries and dive right into part 2 of our quest to find out what is the best Star Wars quote of all time! After we cover fan letters and the latest news (something startling has been introduced in Star Wars canon on Rebels!), we explore the original trilogy's quotes in all their glory. Quote Criteria: 1. Memorability of the Quote - can it be remembered and quoted over and over again? 2. Emotional Resonance - does it have a large impact on the viewer or characters? 3. Lesson of the Quote - is there a lesson or meaning behind the quote? 4. Can it be used in everyday life? We answer what is the best old trilogy quote? Title art by C.J. Bruininks. For more of his artwork see his webstie - www.cjbruininks.com This episode is brought to you by a message from P.E.T.O.W. - People for the Ethical Treatment Of Womprats
Weesa gonna do a podcast now okie day? No wait, please come back! I'll stop talking like Jar Jar. I promise. In this episode we cover the latest news: an update on the new Solo characters, the new star wars theme park, and the extras we'll see on The Last Jedi dvd/bluray. Then we kick off a new trilogy of episodes where we figure out - What is the Best Star Wars Quote of all Time? Using quote criteria we objectively judge the beatiful and sometimes not so beautiful dialogue of Star Wars. Quote Criteria: 1. Memorability of the Quote - is it one that can be remembered and quoted over and over again? 2. Emotional Resonance - with the characters or audience, how much of an impact does it have? 3. Lesson of the Quote - is there a lot of meaning behind the quote that teaches something valuable? 4. Can it be used in every day life? We start by covering the prequels, join as we explore Gabes favorie topic - Star Wars Quotes! Title Art made by CJ Bruininks. For more artwork see his website - www.cjbruininks.com This episode is brought to you by Bongo Transportation.
Solo: A Star Wars Story finally has a trailer! After discussing fan letters and the latest news - DB Weiss and David Benioff making Star Wars films, an announcement from Bob Iger, and leaked images of new Solo toys - Mark and Gabe delve deep into the trailer and discuss what’s to come for our favorite smuggler. Well, Mark’s favorite. Gabe won’t budge, but maybe this new film could change things… Title Art made by CJ Bruininks, for more of his artwork go to https://www.cjbruininks.com/ This Episode is brought you by the DL-44 Heavy Blaster Pistol.
We present to you the trial of Obi Wan Kenobi! He stands accused of being a failure. Mark prosecutes the case, Gabe acts as defense attorney, and special guest Chuck is our honorable judge. Has Obi Wan's decisions only lead to failure? Find out as the case commences after some news and a fan letter that can only be described, in Jar Jar's words, as "how wude!" This episode is brought to you by Kylo Ren's Beefcakes.
In this episode we finish up our trilogy of Last Jedi discussion by talking about how the movie is a departure from earlier films. We explain the new direction of Star Wars and discuss it’s deconstruction of the Star Wars mythology. We also bring up some Han Solo Movie news and read our first fan letter! This episode is brought to you by Gabe being wrong about everything.
We're back! We start this year talking about none other than Last Jedi - this time we delve deeper into the viewpoints of Kylo Ren, Rey, and Luke. We also discuss influences on Rian Johnson's making of Last Jedi, the music choices, and how Last Jedi fits into Ring Theory. This episode is brought to you by Sand!
Luke was right, it didn't go the way that we thought. Spoilers in this episode! Mark and Gabe talk about Last Jedi in detail - all the themes, character arcs, best scenes and shots, and address people's complaints about movie. Strap in, and punch it Chewie! This episode is brought to you by Canto Bight Casinos.
R2 Help! My Eyes! Gabe watched The Star Wars Holiday Special for the first time and well, he needed Mark's help to work through whatever wretched hive of scum and villainy that was. Celebrate the holidays with their viewers commentary! They also wager a final bet regarding Last Jedi, and find out why Lumpy may not be who he seems.... Brought to you by The Star Wars Holiday Special
This time around we talk about our final Last Jedi predictions, debate Empire Strikes Back vs Return of the Jedi, cover Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey as applied to Star Wars, and let's just say Gabe's new Snoke theory now involves feathers.... Brought to you by Ewok Meal Preparations
In this episode we talk about all the new Last Jedi tv spots. We go in depth on Star Wars Ring Theory and the parallels between Anakin and Luke, Darth Vader and Kylo Ren, and Obi Wan and Rey. Finally Gabe reveals how a certain bartender has been Snoke all along... This episode is brought to you by Hoth Camping Supplies
In this episode Mark and Gabe discuss the exciting news of a new trilogy by Rian Johnson, Mark delves into the new expanded universe, and Gabe presents the most epic all encompasing Snoke theory to date! This episode is brought to you by the new T16 Skyhopper.
In this episode we talk about the new Solo title, Tag and Bink, our take on the metaphysical and ethical sides of the Force, and how R5D4 can be quite motivational.... Bought to you by the Spice Mines of Kessel
Porg Heaven Now! In this episode, we welcome Matt to record a new episode after a long absence. We talk A Certain Point of View, and talk all about that good good trailer. This episode is sponsored by Porgs.
Wow, this is a big episode, folks! Mark and Gabe discuss the news coming out of Star Wars Celebration, and talk all about the new trailer for The Last Jedi. This episode is sponsored by the Modal Nodes Concert Tour.
In this episode, Mark and Gabe talk about the impact of The Force Awakens in anticipation for The Last Jedi. This episode is sponsored by Bespin Carbon Freezing.
In this week's episode, Gabe and Mark talk about what they want to see in the future of Star Wars. Also, they talk about the (possible) upcoming Obi-Wan Kenobi film, and we deliver a lot of bad impressions. This episode is sponsored by Droidekas.
In this episode, Mark and Gabe welcome Chuck to moderate our big Mandalore Madness bracket, where we decide who the best Star Wars character is. News: New rumors about the Han Solo film. This episode is sponsored by Watto's Junk Shop.
In this episode, Mark and Gabe discuss whether or not the Jedi should have gotten involved in the Clone Wars to begin with, and where they lost their way. News Topics: The original ending to Rogue One Maul and Kenobi's final duel This episode is sponsored by Alderaan Resorts.
In this episode, Mark and Gabe talk about fan theories from across the internet, rating how likely they are using a system highly offensive to Mandalorians. This episode is sponsored by Industrial Automaton.
In this episode, Mark and Gabe discuss their favorite moments in Star Wars, what they think people get wrong about Star Wars, and why Stormtroopers are such lousy shots. And YES, Mark realizes the films were never released on Betamax, it was Laserdisk. News topics: Disney reissuing the original copies of the trilogy? and Rebels has been renewed for season 4. This episode is sponsored by Bothans.
In our inaugural episode, we try to decide on a name for the podcast (and fail), discuss the Han Solo movie, the completion of filming on Episode VIII, and overrated/underrated Jedi. This episode was sponsored by Kuat Drive Yards.