Podcast appearances and mentions of simon saint simon

The End Of Rock N Roll (Part Two) by Simon Saint-Simon   00 The Wise Old Owl 01 The Palladist – The Law (Moon Child) 02 DJ Sprinkles – House Music is Controllable Desire You Can Own 03 Thurston Moore – Grace Lake 04 Dean Blunt – X 05 Dead Boys – Son of Sam […]

Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d by some salty boat bandits with HILARIOUS results 01 Chris Watson – No Man’s land 02 High Places – Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors – I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk […]

Die Unter Mensch by Simon Saint-Simon the judges lay on famine their favours drip untapped bent double for jurisprudence crowns triple down their backs yet their charming cuffs will shatter frosting orbits of fallow glass before the horn-toothed wretches stutter and savage shadowed silhouettes The Explosion – Let’s Love Wild Beasts – Wanderlust Hrvatski – […]

BB36. The Milquetoast by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt know). I found myself one evening in the bulb of said house. There is a rudimentary office in an ingress to the side of the spinning torch, which gives the helmet of the building it's peculiar shape. That night i was picking through the old letters, records and tapes i had stored up there and I was overcome (as much as an autistic little serpent may be) by a crushing sense of both nostalgia and the undone. The achingly beautiful emptiness of this malaise led me to abort the glans of the tower and pace the circular track of the room, in desperate absolution, and then, at its height, it pinned me to the leaded pericarp of the inverted globe itself. The light swung by again and again like the eye of a mentally disabled cyclops trying to peer into my heart or butthole (dependent on the gain of my weep), yet lacking the concentration to get beyond my own carapace. So stuck, surface layer to surface layer, like warm child skin on the burning hot leatherette of mother's old DAF, I stayed, staring out beyond the harbour and the headland into the bright gloom of the warm, depthless Pacific...1 Gigi Masin - The Word Love2 Fennesz - Glass Ceiling3 Population One - Musical promises4 Clark - Strength Through Fragility5 Black Light Smoke - Firefly6 Arca - Zen7 Caribou - Mars (Head High’s Core Remix)8 Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstasy9 Steve Poindexter - Computer Madness10 Hieroglyphic Being - How Wet Is Yr Box11 Vereker - Flesh and Blood12 Aleister Crowley - The Poet13 KMFH - Dr. Crunch14 Tirzah - I’m Not Dancing14 Luke Abbott - White Box15 Lee Gamble - Jove Layup16 Falty DL - Dos Gardenias17 Etienne Jaunet - Metallik Cages (Acid Arab Remix)18 Mykki Blanco - For the Homies19 The Stooges - TV Eye20 Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction21 Ornette Coleman - Times Square22 The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa - Surfing On Steam (Band du Lunar mix by Bandulu)23 Sanctified - Rick Ross, Kanye West and Big Sean (Brenmar remix)24 Michel Cleis & Klement Bonelli Feat. Martin Wilson - Marvinello25 KMFH - Crushed26 GQ - Lies (Theo Parrish edit)27 Call Super - Sulu Sekou28 Waze & Odyssey - Bump ’n’ Grind (Special Request Remix)29 The Kop Choir - Enough is Enough

Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell’s End for some R& R after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters. She sells sea shells… lick up the clam juice and wear it like some ear muffs. Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Man O’War – The Crown […]

Hey! proxymoron! Download the man-plasm here. Simon Saint-Simon reads more excerpts from his best-peter-sellers ‘Cadavers’ and ‘Leap of Faith’. ‘What gays on tower stays on tower, reet?’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Twisted Wires – One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed – Warm 03 James Yuilli – This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky […]

Download the cunt show here. Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon’s ‘Cadavers’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Something 02 Glass Candy – Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project – Mammagamma 04 Alessi – Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST – The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac – […]

BB35. Deathchance(innamillion) by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:Fatima Al Qadiri - HydraFlowdan - AmbushTink – KardashianGucci Mane (feat. Chief keef) – Top in the TrashTravis Porter – Do A Trick (Suicideyear remix)Seahawks – Visions of GreenMathematiques Modernes – Disco Rough (Long Version) Chicago Underground Duo – January 15thZut Zut feat. Lao – Momentos de xtc (cypher remix)Danny Weed – Creeper (murlo refix) Anthony B – Party HardLand of Giants – Cannibal DollsSpooky – Baby (Mista Men Remix)A$AP Ferg feat. Shabba Ranks, Busta Rhymes and Migos - Shabba (rmx) (dirty)End of Data – Dans Votre MondeBookworms – African RhythmsFennesz – Grey ScaleEddie C – O YeOmar-S – LeaveMinoru Muraoka - The Positive and the NegativeTrackman Lafonte & Bonquiqui – Pacific HouseMarcos Cabral – Dancing on ManhattanCute Heels – Watch The NeonTodd Terje – Swing Star (Part 2)Africaine 808 – Lagos, New YorkMoodymann – Got 2 Make It

GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVENWords:Chris Marker/Sandor KrasnarSimon Saint-SimonMusic:17 Thieves Like Us - Desire18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified)21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit)23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good24 Shit Robot - Triumph25 Tommy Walker - Sure As 26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix)27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K28 Theo Parrish - Lake Shore Drive29 Tony Carey (Explorer) - Enjaw30 Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick 31 Dam-funk - Purple32 Friendly Fires - Paris (Justus Kohncke remix)xxxsssDOWNLOAD MP3!

BB23. Wet Jam by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:William Onyeabor / EverydayDJ Stingray / Assassin Four Tet / KoolFM (Container Remix)Anthony Naples / Moscato BSky Ferreira / BoysRon Morelli / Radar VersionFloating Points / Vacuum BoogieHot City x Lol Boys / Hot BoysRitzi Lee / Detect SignalDavid Bowie / Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA)Vakula / For Juju and JordashTorn Hawk / Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters)

Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies.Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown!Sounds:Fasti I-01 Yonkers - Tyler The Creator02 Where Did The Night Go - Gil Scott Heron03 Infinity - Jesu04 Omens And Portents: The Driver - Earth05 Infinity - Jesu06 Hoylake Mist - Forest Swords07 Dancing Gods - Silver Apples08 In Khartoum - Men's Recovery Project09 Good Morning Story - Holgar Czukay10 Showstopper - Gonjasufi11 Showstopper - Magic Latern12 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle

BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-SimonDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonPeni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww //hatever! just bang up & slay the shits.Sounds:01 Bandulu - Revelation02 Peter Dundov - Distant Shores03 The KLF - Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard04 D'Eon - Prochaine Station05 Glass Candy - Warm in the Winter06 Lou Reed - Real Good Time Together07 Machinedrum - Come 108 Tiger & Woods - Gin Nation

BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-SimonDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonThe abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation!Sounds:Fasti II-01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle02 Sunday - Echo Lake03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Miranda Sex Garden06 Discipline - Throbbing Gristle07 Surface - Pure X 08 Purple Splashz - Actress09 Dr. Seuss - James Ferraro10 Conjoined - Demdike Stare11 Boggy Creek - Bourbonese Qualk12 Congo - Peter Gordon and the LOLO13 A Walk - Belong14 See Birds - Balam Acab15 In Violet (Salem Remix) - Health

Swallows' PitIllustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-Simon3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing aloft of chairs, arms and other instruments of love. This year the females and males played in honour of Dickie Hyde who came northwards to suprise himself square within the pyramid, laid-bare as he was with gauntlets and down-laden with dumb number.Sounds:01 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar02 Coil - The Snow03 Sorcerer - Surfing At Midnight (Prins Thomas Miks)04 LCD Soundsystem - Bye Bye Bayou05 Moodymann - It's 2 Late 4 U and Me06 Nosaj Thing - Heart Entire07 John Robie - Vena Cava08 Pacific and Loverman - From Outer Space (Moxie edits John Cooper Clarke)09 Omar feat. Stevie Wonder - I'm Feeling You (Henrik Schwarz Remix)10 Rocha - Hands of Love11 Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear (Horse Meat Disco Remix)12 Phoreski - Slow Me Down13 Professor Genius - Night Games14 Subway - DBO15 Holy Fuck - SHT MTN16 Wire - Three Girl Rumba'Now summer's tumult through sweet clover has been clasped to the hold I ask you, sizzled brethren, to drop your rates, break water, cease your faring and bubble up sotto voce to just touch Saturn's ring of hearts'.xxxsss

Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of ‘guilt-edge’ pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It’s going to be a zany, zip-open, funride to Gagtown! Fasti I – 01 Yonkers – Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go – Gil Scott […]

Illustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-Simon2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from.Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the salivating throng as they lasciviously ululate at the trough. In a heavy trance this is the midpoint of the rite.Sounds:01 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands02 Village People - Fire Island (Horse Meat Disco edit)03 Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette04 Eyeko Syko - Loverde (Horse Meat Disco 'Eyeko Dyko' edit)05 Mindless Boogie - Hot Boogie06 Wu-Tang Clan - Rush07 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt.II08 Whitesnake - Still of the Night09 Todd Rundgren - International Feel10 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix)11 The Crystal Ark - The City Never Sleeps12 Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Operation (Superpitcher Remix)13 Ron Hardy - Sensation14 Ministry - I Wanted To Tell her (Naum Gaubo edit)15 Moxie - Use Me John16 C2C4 (Carl Craig) - Specimen 2 (Talking Heads) (Moxie)17 Radiohead - Reckoner (Nosaj Thing remix)18 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar'...And as the universe was spat out circular, with no legs or feet, so it was St.Simon who tore asunder the annular muscle, passed through the mirror and man-made the mortals dance, in the image of the Olympian gods'.xxxsss

BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-SimonEfil4OnketDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonC Ya Simon PukeyIt is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend.Not citing ill health as a reason he referred to a desire to pursue more pure and consistent political and philosophical aims with his group Brothers Bear Arms. With this in mind Simon has issued the following statement (referenced in part below) on his Facebook account'I hereby recognise myself as a sovereign state and here forth remove myself from the digital media light district, severing all ties forthwith. Like all organic creatures I find repose in shadows. I find myself an auratic, autonomous and uncommodifiable individual and refuse any longer to support exploitative frameworks in exchange for vicarious identity & second hand love. Safe voyage my brothers and sisters. The night is long but i will be at your shoulder always. Dont forget.'This is my musical farewell (i only know how to party not how to grieve) at a loss of a dear brother as relevant as Ersnt, Mayakovsky, Bakunin, Cendrars, Kerouac, Levan, Alkan, Fellini, Prince and every other anarcho-disco legend not mentioned.Sounds:01 Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face02 Bobby Konders - Nervous Acid03 DJ Hell ft. Bryan Ferry - You Can Dance (Carl Craig Remix v.2)04 Errorsmith and Fiedel - Nous Sommes (MMM Original Mix)05 Mattias Aguayo - Walter Neff06 Sandwell District - Silent Servant (Regis edit)07 Casioware, Chip E and the OGs - I Wanna See You Freak (Like Dis)08 Allez Allez - Allez Allez (Lindstromm and Prins Thomas Mix)09 Fresh - Dum Dum Part 210 CLS - Can you Feel It11 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - The Floor Filler12 Tensnake - Keep Believin'13 Hercules and Love Affair - My House14 Motor City Drum Ensemble - Shine On (Warehouse Dub)15 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - Plugged In16 Rick Wilhite - Drum Pattern and Memory (MM mix)

Image by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonThere's no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathed eyeless in the fire.Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3.Sounds:01 Space Art - Folkstone Hovercraft02 Daniel Wang - Like Some Dream03 Bottin - Sage Oil04 Heaven 17 - Penthouse To Pavement05 Blackway - A New Life06 Bottin - Hot Lizard07 DJ Kaos - Way Out Pleasure08 DJ Mujave - Township Funk (Crazy P Remix)09 Dr. Dunks - Hold me10 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlandsxxxsss

Annual Report 2010 Part UnIllustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-SimonOn a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result in their incarceration. A breif relaxation of the ancient sphinctal libel laws means that a show that was quickly banned can now have the first putrescent corpse of its visi-gogging aired here today now. FREE THE RACECASTE 2!! Sounds:(Intro) Daphne Oram - Power ToolsForest Swords - Rattling CageGil Scott Heron - I came from a broken homeOneohetrix Point Never - Betrayed in the OctagonOrgan Freeman - Laura JonesThe Good, The Bad and The Queen - HerculeanCaptain Beefheart and his Magic Band - Electricity(Beds) Stan Getz - I remember When

La Concha Mi MadreImage by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonSimon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell's End for some r & r after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger watersShe sells sea shells...Sounds:01 Man O'War - The Crown and The Ring (Lament of the Kings)02 Kavinsky - The Crash03 Joy Division - Interzone04 Bizarre Inc. - Such a Feeling05 Skullflower - I Live in the Bottomless Pit06 Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Mr. Dobalina07 The Fall - Printhead08 Tony Allen - Kilode (Carl Craig Remix)09 Culoe de Song - The Fallen Siren10 Bernard Badie - Time Reveals11 Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff12 Rocking Horse - Love Do Me Right (rub`n`tug`s rocking arse re-edit)13 DAF - Der MussoliniSleep tight my loves.xxxsss

On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result […]

Death Trip Logic (Dance of the Tutuguri)Image by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonExcerpts from 'To have done with the judgement of God', a play by Antonin Artaud.A little death music...Sounds:01 Harmonia and Eno 76 - Welcome02 Kristen Hersh - Your Ghost03 Iron & Wine - Carousel04 Onoehetrix Point Never - Nobody here (echo jam)05 Chris Rea - Rain (Peter Visti edit)06 Fleetwood mac - Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit)07 Tame Impala - H.F.G.W. (Canyons drunken rage)08 Invisible Conga People - Cable Dazed09 Demdike Stare - Jannisary10 Ghost Note - Holy Jungle11 Patti Smith - Ghost Dance (Pocketknife's Arms Out Remix)12 Exuma - Thirteenth Sunday13 Faust - The Sad Skinhead14 Lindstrom and Prins Thomas - I Love You + 100Love you. Sleep tight.xxxsss

BeakhausImage by Milla GaleaWords by Simon Saint-SimonWhat gays on tower stays on tower, reet?Sounds:01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit)04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix)05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's Rub n'Tug Throwdown)06 Tele Music - Robot Music (Unabombers remix)07 Arpadys - Monkey Star08 The Hacker - Mumu09 Dusty Springfield - Dusty Blue ('Baby Blue' Funkyboy Mark's Disco Tempo Edit) (Horse Meat Disco)10 Bradd Shitt - Casbah Breakdown11 John Carpenter - The End (Disco Version)12 Disco Adjustments by Swallow (Black Cock) - On The Nestxxxsss

GONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009Words:Charles BukowskiJean Luc-GodardSimon Saint-SimonMusic:01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart03 Beck - Chemtrails04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic Freedom08 Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song09 13 & God (The Notwist and Themselves) - Men Of Station10 M83 - House of Flames (Superpitcher remix)11 Bon Iver - Lump Sum12 Ride - Vapour Trail13 Sonic Youth - Agnes B Musique14 Section 25 - The Beast15 Linear Movement - You Won16 Antenna - Camino Del Sol (Crepuscule 82)17 Thieves Like Us - DesireDOWNLOAD MP3!

BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Download Failed 80’s French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a’rambling along the primrose path of his mediocre landscape, if you can find your way that is through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute […]