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Failed 80's French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a'rambling along the primrose path of his media landscape, if you can find your way through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute oasis'

Simon Saint-Simon


    • Mar 26, 2016 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 22 EPISODES


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    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #36. The Milquetoast.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2016


    BB36. The Milquetoast by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt know). I found myself one evening in the bulb of said house. There is a rudimentary office in an ingress to the side of the spinning torch, which gives the helmet of the building it's peculiar shape. That night i was picking through the old letters, records and tapes i had stored up there and I was overcome (as much as an autistic little serpent may be) by a crushing sense of both nostalgia and the undone. The achingly beautiful emptiness of this malaise led me to abort the glans of the tower and pace the circular track of the room, in desperate absolution, and then, at its height, it pinned me to the leaded pericarp of the inverted globe itself. The light swung by again and again like the eye of a mentally disabled cyclops trying to peer into my heart or butthole (dependent on the gain of my weep), yet lacking the concentration to get beyond my own carapace. So stuck, surface layer to surface layer, like warm child skin on the burning hot leatherette of mother's old DAF, I stayed, staring out beyond the harbour and the headland into the bright gloom of the warm, depthless Pacific...1 Gigi Masin - The Word Love2 Fennesz - Glass Ceiling3 Population One - Musical promises4 Clark - Strength Through Fragility5 Black Light Smoke - Firefly6 Arca - Zen7 Caribou - Mars (Head High’s Core Remix)8 Paul Johnson - Give Me Ecstasy9 Steve Poindexter - Computer Madness10 Hieroglyphic Being - How Wet Is Yr Box11 Vereker - Flesh and Blood12 Aleister Crowley - The Poet13 KMFH - Dr. Crunch14 Tirzah - I’m Not Dancing14 Luke Abbott - White Box15 Lee Gamble - Jove Layup16 Falty DL - Dos Gardenias17 Etienne Jaunet - Metallik Cages (Acid Arab Remix)18 Mykki Blanco - For the Homies19 The Stooges - TV Eye20 Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction21 Ornette Coleman - Times Square22 The Ecstasy Of Saint Theresa - Surfing On Steam (Band du Lunar mix by Bandulu)23 Sanctified - Rick Ross, Kanye West and Big Sean (Brenmar remix)24 Michel Cleis & Klement Bonelli Feat. Martin Wilson - Marvinello25 KMFH - Crushed26 GQ - Lies (Theo Parrish edit)27 Call Super - Sulu Sekou28 Waze & Odyssey - Bump ’n’ Grind (Special Request Remix)29 The Kop Choir - Enough is Enough

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #35. Deathchance (innamillion)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2015


    BB35. Deathchance(innamillion) by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:Fatima Al Qadiri - HydraFlowdan - AmbushTink – KardashianGucci Mane (feat. Chief keef) – Top in the TrashTravis Porter – Do A Trick (Suicideyear remix)Seahawks – Visions of GreenMathematiques Modernes – Disco Rough (Long Version) Chicago Underground Duo – January 15thZut Zut feat. Lao – Momentos de xtc (cypher remix)Danny Weed – Creeper (murlo refix) Anthony B – Party HardLand of Giants – Cannibal DollsSpooky – Baby (Mista Men Remix)A$AP Ferg feat. Shabba Ranks, Busta Rhymes and Migos - Shabba (rmx) (dirty)End of Data – Dans Votre MondeBookworms – African RhythmsFennesz – Grey ScaleEddie C – O YeOmar-S – LeaveMinoru Muraoka - The Positive and the NegativeTrackman Lafonte & Bonquiqui – Pacific HouseMarcos Cabral – Dancing on ManhattanCute Heels – Watch The NeonTodd Terje – Swing Star (Part 2)Africaine 808 – Lagos, New YorkMoodymann – Got 2 Make It

    Black Box 04 :: Part B

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2015


    GAZA STRIPPED BARE, BY HER BACHELOR EVENWords:Chris Marker/Sandor KrasnarSimon Saint-SimonMusic:17 Thieves Like Us - Desire18 Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) - Get Up19 Brian Eno and David Byrne - Strange Overtones20 Abba - Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified)21 Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses22 Roy Ayres - Hot (rascale Edit)23 Rene & Angela - i'll be good24 Shit Robot - Triumph25 Tommy Walker - Sure As 26 Discodromo - Cosmorama (Prins Thomas mix)27 Syclops - Where's Jason's K28 Theo Parrish - Lake Shore Drive29 Tony Carey (Explorer) - Enjaw30 Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick 31 Dam-funk - Purple32 Friendly Fires - Paris (Justus Kohncke remix)xxxsssDOWNLOAD MP3!

    Radio1000BC presents Black Box 23. Wet Jam

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2014


    BB23. Wet Jam by Simon Saint-Simon for Radio1000bcDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonSounds:William Onyeabor / EverydayDJ Stingray / Assassin Four Tet / KoolFM (Container Remix)Anthony Naples / Moscato BSky Ferreira / BoysRon Morelli / Radar VersionFloating Points / Vacuum BoogieHot City x Lol Boys / Hot BoysRitzi Lee / Detect SignalDavid Bowie / Love is Lost (Hello Steve Reich Mix by James Murphy for the DFA)Vakula / For Juju and JordashTorn Hawk / Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters)

    Black Box 20 :: Numéro Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2013


    Designed and composed by Simon Saint-Simon'Posse' by Brothers Bear Arms and their groopies.Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of 'guilt-edge' pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It's going to be a zany, zip open funride to Gagtown!Sounds:Fasti I-01 Yonkers - Tyler The Creator02 Where Did The Night Go - Gil Scott Heron03 Infinity - Jesu04 Omens And Portents: The Driver - Earth05 Infinity - Jesu06 Hoylake Mist - Forest Swords07 Dancing Gods - Silver Apples08 In Khartoum - Men's Recovery Project09 Good Morning Story - Holgar Czukay10 Showstopper - Gonjasufi11 Showstopper - Magic Latern12 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle

    Black Box 22. The Gelding Of the Lily.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2012


    BB22. The Gelding of the Lily by Simon Saint-SimonDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonPeni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation...aww //hatever! just bang up & slay the shits.Sounds:01 Bandulu - Revelation02 Peter Dundov - Distant Shores03 The KLF - Wichita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard04 D'Eon - Prochaine Station05 Glass Candy - Warm in the Winter06 Lou Reed - Real Good Time Together07 Machinedrum - Come 108 Tiger & Woods - Gin Nation

    Black Box 17 :: Swallows' Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2012


    Swallows' PitIllustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-Simon3/3 recorded live at Westminster Road Necropolis. Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing aloft of chairs, arms and other instruments of love. This year the females and males played in honour of Dickie Hyde who came northwards to suprise himself square within the pyramid, laid-bare as he was with gauntlets and down-laden with dumb number.Sounds:01 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar02 Coil - The Snow03 Sorcerer - Surfing At Midnight (Prins Thomas Miks)04 LCD Soundsystem - Bye Bye Bayou05 Moodymann - It's 2 Late 4 U and Me06 Nosaj Thing - Heart Entire07 John Robie - Vena Cava08 Pacific and Loverman - From Outer Space (Moxie edits John Cooper Clarke)09 Omar feat. Stevie Wonder - I'm Feeling You (Henrik Schwarz Remix)10 Rocha - Hands of Love11 Phenomenal Handclap Band - You'll Disappear (Horse Meat Disco Remix)12 Phoreski - Slow Me Down13 Professor Genius - Night Games14 Subway - DBO15 Holy Fuck - SHT MTN16 Wire - Three Girl Rumba'Now summer's tumult through sweet clover has been clasped to the hold I ask you, sizzled brethren, to drop your rates, break water, cease your faring and bubble up sotto voce to just touch Saturn's ring of hearts'.xxxsss

    Black Box 21 :: Numéro Deux (part deux!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2012


    BB21 :: Numero Deux (Part Deux!) by Simon Saint-SimonDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonThe abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation!Sounds:Fasti II-01 You Lost Your Neon Haze - Altar Eagle02 Sunday - Echo Lake03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull - Swans04 Oneohtrix Point Never - Replica05 Thrusty Bob's Hardcore Lounge - Miranda Sex Garden06 Discipline - Throbbing Gristle07 Surface - Pure X 08 Purple Splashz - Actress09 Dr. Seuss - James Ferraro10 Conjoined - Demdike Stare11 Boggy Creek - Bourbonese Qualk12 Congo - Peter Gordon and the LOLO13 A Walk - Belong14 See Birds - Balam Acab15 In Violet (Salem Remix) - Health

    Black Box 16 :: L'Eternel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2012


    Illustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-Simon2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester's 'Simonhain' festivities celebrating the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn't from.Local bumfunsters 'What Do You Do?' egg-on Simon to loosen the swelling gourd of his glans into the divinely unbalanced ampola of bass bin and tweeter and then leer in character at the salivating throng as they lasciviously ululate at the trough. In a heavy trance this is the midpoint of the rite.Sounds:01 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlands02 Village People - Fire Island (Horse Meat Disco edit)03 Everything Everything - Suffragette Suffragette04 Eyeko Syko - Loverde (Horse Meat Disco 'Eyeko Dyko' edit)05 Mindless Boogie - Hot Boogie06 Wu-Tang Clan - Rush07 Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt.II08 Whitesnake - Still of the Night09 Todd Rundgren - International Feel10 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (Gui Boratto remix)11 The Crystal Ark - The City Never Sleeps12 Charlotte Gainsbourg - The Operation (Superpitcher Remix)13 Ron Hardy - Sensation14 Ministry - I Wanted To Tell her (Naum Gaubo edit)15 Moxie - Use Me John16 C2C4 (Carl Craig) - Specimen 2 (Talking Heads) (Moxie)17 Radiohead - Reckoner (Nosaj Thing remix)18 Fuck Buttons - Surf Solar'...And as the universe was spat out circular, with no legs or feet, so it was St.Simon who tore asunder the annular muscle, passed through the mirror and man-made the mortals dance, in the image of the Olympian gods'.xxxsss

    Black Box 19 :: Efil4Onket

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2011


    BB19 :: Efil4Onket by Simon Saint-SimonEfil4OnketDesigned and composed by Simon Saint-SimonC Ya Simon PukeyIt is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend.Not citing ill health as a reason he referred to a desire to pursue more pure and consistent political and philosophical aims with his group Brothers Bear Arms. With this in mind Simon has issued the following statement (referenced in part below) on his Facebook account'I hereby recognise myself as a sovereign state and here forth remove myself from the digital media light district, severing all ties forthwith. Like all organic creatures I find repose in shadows. I find myself an auratic, autonomous and uncommodifiable individual and refuse any longer to support exploitative frameworks in exchange for vicarious identity & second hand love. Safe voyage my brothers and sisters. The night is long but i will be at your shoulder always. Dont forget.'This is my musical farewell (i only know how to party not how to grieve) at a loss of a dear brother as relevant as Ersnt, Mayakovsky, Bakunin, Cendrars, Kerouac, Levan, Alkan, Fellini, Prince and every other anarcho-disco legend not mentioned.Sounds:01 Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face02 Bobby Konders - Nervous Acid03 DJ Hell ft. Bryan Ferry - You Can Dance (Carl Craig Remix v.2)04 Errorsmith and Fiedel - Nous Sommes (MMM Original Mix)05 Mattias Aguayo - Walter Neff06 Sandwell District - Silent Servant (Regis edit)07 Casioware, Chip E and the OGs - I Wanna See You Freak (Like Dis)08 Allez Allez - Allez Allez (Lindstromm and Prins Thomas Mix)09 Fresh - Dum Dum Part 210 CLS - Can you Feel It11 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - The Floor Filler12 Tensnake - Keep Believin'13 Hercules and Love Affair - My House14 Motor City Drum Ensemble - Shine On (Warehouse Dub)15 Anthony 'Shake' Shakir - Plugged In16 Rick Wilhite - Drum Pattern and Memory (MM mix)

    Black Box 15 :: No-Place

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2011


    Image by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonThere's no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathed eyeless in the fire.Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3.Sounds:01 Space Art - Folkstone Hovercraft02 Daniel Wang - Like Some Dream03 Bottin - Sage Oil04 Heaven 17 - Penthouse To Pavement05 Blackway - A New Life06 Bottin - Hot Lizard07 DJ Kaos - Way Out Pleasure08 DJ Mujave - Township Funk (Crazy P Remix)09 Dr. Dunks - Hold me10 Justin Vandervolgen - Better Middlandsxxxsss

    Black Box 18 :: Annual Report 2010 (Part Un)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2011


    Annual Report 2010 Part UnIllustrated by Milla GaleaComposed by Simon Saint-SimonOn a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result in their incarceration. A breif relaxation of the ancient sphinctal libel laws means that a show that was quickly banned can now have the first putrescent corpse of its visi-gogging aired here today now. FREE THE RACECASTE 2!! Sounds:(Intro) Daphne Oram - Power ToolsForest Swords - Rattling CageGil Scott Heron - I came from a broken homeOneohetrix Point Never - Betrayed in the OctagonOrgan Freeman - Laura JonesThe Good, The Bad and The Queen - HerculeanCaptain Beefheart and his Magic Band - Electricity(Beds) Stan Getz - I remember When

    Black Box 14 :: La Concha Mi Madre

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2011


    La Concha Mi MadreImage by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonSimon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell's End for some r & r after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger watersShe sells sea shells...Sounds:01 Man O'War - The Crown and The Ring (Lament of the Kings)02 Kavinsky - The Crash03 Joy Division - Interzone04 Bizarre Inc. - Such a Feeling05 Skullflower - I Live in the Bottomless Pit06 Del Tha Funky Homosapien - Mr. Dobalina07 The Fall - Printhead08 Tony Allen - Kilode (Carl Craig Remix)09 Culoe de Song - The Fallen Siren10 Bernard Badie - Time Reveals11 Matias Aguayo - Walter Neff12 Rocking Horse - Love Do Me Right (rub`n`tug`s rocking arse re-edit)13 DAF - Der MussoliniSleep tight my loves.xxxsss

    Black Box 13 :: Death Trip Logic

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2010


    Death Trip Logic (Dance of the Tutuguri)Image by Milla GaleaPresented by Simon Saint-SimonExcerpts from 'To have done with the judgement of God', a play by Antonin Artaud.A little death music...Sounds:01 Harmonia and Eno 76 - Welcome02 Kristen Hersh - Your Ghost03 Iron & Wine - Carousel04 Onoehetrix Point Never - Nobody here (echo jam)05 Chris Rea - Rain (Peter Visti edit)06 Fleetwood mac - Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit)07 Tame Impala - H.F.G.W. (Canyons drunken rage)08 Invisible Conga People - Cable Dazed09 Demdike Stare - Jannisary10 Ghost Note - Holy Jungle11 Patti Smith - Ghost Dance (Pocketknife's Arms Out Remix)12 Exuma - Thirteenth Sunday13 Faust - The Sad Skinhead14 Lindstrom and Prins Thomas - I Love You + 100Love you. Sleep tight.xxxsss

    Black Box 12 :: Beakhaus

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2010


    BeakhausImage by Milla GaleaWords by Simon Saint-SimonWhat gays on tower stays on tower, reet?Sounds:01 Twisted Wires - One Night at the Raw Deal02 DJ Jus-Ed - Warm03 James Yuilli - This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky Edit)04 Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love for Planet Earth (Andrew Weatherall Remix)05 !!! - Is This Thing On? (Thomas N' Eric's Rub n'Tug Throwdown)06 Tele Music - Robot Music (Unabombers remix)07 Arpadys - Monkey Star08 The Hacker - Mumu09 Dusty Springfield - Dusty Blue ('Baby Blue' Funkyboy Mark's Disco Tempo Edit) (Horse Meat Disco)10 Bradd Shitt - Casbah Breakdown11 John Carpenter - The End (Disco Version)12 Disco Adjustments by Swallow (Black Cock) - On The Nestxxxsss

    Black Box 11 :: Pirates on the White Channel

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2010


    Pirates on the White ChannelImage by Milla GaleaWords:The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty's AdmiralitySounds:01 Chris watson - No Man's land02 High Places - Head Spins (Extended version)03 Dirty Projectors - I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk04 Autumn - CytoGenetic Movement05 Heartbreak - We're Back (Vitalic Mix)06 Depeche Mode - Wrong07 Jack Kerouac - Dharma Bums (excerpt - read by Allen Ginsberg)08 Tom Tom Club - On The Line (Brennan Green edit)09 Azari and III - Hungry for the Power10 Nina Simone - Sinnerman (Luciano edit)11 Desmond and The Tutus - Kiss You On the Cheek (King of the Town Remix)12 The Clash - Train In Vain13 Phil Collins - I'm Not Moving (Idjut Boys edit)14 Slingshot - You Shook Me All Night Long (Extended)xxxsss

    Black Box 10 :: Foxholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2009


    Foxholes(Bustin Makes Me Feel Good)Image by Milla GaleaWords:Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon's 'Cadavers'Sounds:01 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Something02 Glass Candy - Poison or Remedy?03 The Alan Parsons Project - Mammagamma04 Alessi - Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST - The Revenge edit)05 Fleetwood Mac - Never Going Back Again (Tom Croose Edit)06 Phresh and Low - Zapped (Dicky Trisko Cosmic Edit)07 DJ Hell - The Angst08 Depeche Mode - The Sinner In Me (Ricardo Villalobos Conclave Remix)09 C. Denner - Not The Indian (Moxie)10 Masonna - Noskl In Ana (Live at Gilman Street)11 Empire of The Sun - Walking On A Dream12 Ray Parker Jr. - The Other Woman13 Culoe De Song - The African Subway14 In Flagranti - I'm Sorry, I'm Terribly Sensitive15 Class Action - Weekend (Larry Levan Mix) xxxsss

    Black Box 05a

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2009


    The Armoured TrainWords:Armoured Train presents Simon Saint-Simon's 'Leap of Faith'Music:Leap of Faith - Brut Fruit Medley--------------------------------------------------01 Diary of a Madman - John Baker02 Liars - We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own03 Les Georges Leningrad - Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani04 23 Skidoo - IY05 Late of the Pier - The Bears Are Coming06 Lou Reed - Oh Jim (Pwah's 'TECHNOBEARS ARE COMING' edit)07 Born Against - Half Mast--------------------------------------------------08 Tame Impala - Half Full Glass Of Wine09 DJ Kaos - Astroidien Melodien10 Greg Wilson - Sacrificial Soul 11 Lightning Bolt - 2 Towers 12 Fra Lippo Lippi - Say Somethingxxxsss

    Black Box 04 :: Part A

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2009


    GONNA PARTY LIKE GAZA CITY 2009Words:Charles BukowskiJean Luc-GodardSimon Saint-SimonMusic:01 Riz Ortolani - No Mercy02 Fever Ray - If I Had a Heart03 Beck - Chemtrails04 The United States of America - Love Song for The Dead Che05 Northern Picture Library - Insecure06 School of Seven Bells - Half-Asleep07 Swirlies - Her Life of Artistic Freedom08 Au Revoir Simone - Sad Song09 13 & God (The Notwist and Themselves) - Men Of Station10 M83 - House of Flames (Superpitcher remix)11 Bon Iver - Lump Sum12 Ride - Vapour Trail13 Sonic Youth - Agnes B Musique14 Section 25 - The Beast15 Linear Movement - You Won16 Antenna - Camino Del Sol (Crepuscule 82)17 Thieves Like Us - DesireDOWNLOAD MP3!

    Black Box 03b :: Mounting the Battered

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2008


    Last of the ViceroysDisaster: 291108Recovery: 221208Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST'ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise nicely, heading inexorably toward a state of near ubiquity. So before we temporarily close our Covenant for the holiday season, lets open up the Ark to the public one more time before Hogman cometh, and kick back to watch some nice Nazi faces melt. Your beloved Freshwater Princesx Martyrs xBlackBox 03b09 Spasticus Autisticus - Ian dury and the Seven Seas Players10 Cocaine Man - Baxter Dury11 Principles of Geometry - Mountbatten for President (Joakim Remix)12 Dance Music - Errors13 I want to be a Boy - Gina X14 Summerside - AdorableDOWNLOAD MP3!

    Black Box 03a - Radio VCGB: Nazi Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2008


    Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside)Disaster: 291108Recovery: 181208Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don't but its tough tits now you've got so far as rank and thus renounced your sexually formative AM years for a regular serving of spunky chops in the PM. Our ears and mouths are full of pox.This I'm afraid, only 3 podcasts in, is the end of innocence as, while I was away delivering international AIDS, I was temporarily ousted by a poorly-executed coup d'etat, instigated by none other than my cheeseball bounder of an engineer and his spastical compadre, o'wise known as Martyrs.Unfortunately these angsty teenagers appear more concerned with swearing loudly, missing comic opportunities due to inebriation and accusing each other of being racists while defending their own 'Britishness' against the Otherness of each other's mothers.I can only apologise and move to reassure the listening public that they were only let live to air in kind with the neu caring, inclusive Nazism that extends it's embrace around the reanimated Variety Club of Great Britain. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I return from my frankly disappointing kwanzaa sex tour of self-discovery (and when I've stopped frothing). Then I promise you I will surgically remove the errant Truppenfuhrung with an elegant pimp attack conducted by my infinitely more sophisticated schutzstaffel, what?Your humble fuhrerxxxSSSBlackBox 03a01 Stoneboat - Sunburned hand of the man02 Nailed to the Blank Spot - Chavez03 The Melody - Francesco Tristano04 Love and Pain - Clor05 War Pigs (Live) - Faith No More06 Go with the Flow - Queens of the Stone Age07 Control (Sketch) - Martyrs08 E-Talking - SoulwaxDOWNLOAD MP3!

    Black Box 02b - Deux par Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2008


    The Second Cummings' Second SittingDisaster: 091108Recovery: 101208Manchester, 10th December 2008Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don’t fret darling. Just take of your pants and feel free.High here in the temple, we're suppin' wet dog at the club kontiki and leak cystically from nightwatch fibrils only, only so we can raze the white bridge together. And leave all who flail themselves underneath her, drowning in the swell knees.And other somesuch. Nonce. Apologies for the interference with that last pox. Our colleagues in Athens are working to solve The Puzzle of what has happened to me as soon as possible. Until then listen low.Good luck and GodspeedaekSSSBlackBox 02b...11 Wild Combination - Arthur Russell12 Love on a Real Train (Williams Odyssey Mix) - Williams13 Heart Rate Rapid - Metronomy14 Sipping On The sweet Nectar (Bogdan Irkuk Remake) - Jens Lekman15 Theme From Nutrider - 40 Thieves16 Starburst - They Came from The stars I Saw Them17 Vamp - Outlander18 Criticize - Chevron19 Me so horny (Wicked miami bass mix by Tetine) - 2 Live Crew20 For my two seconds (The Teenagers Remix) - Operator Please21 Can - Future days (Bladerunner remix by Carl Craig)22 Behind the mask - John Wesley23 Behind the mask - DJ Sim DOWNLOAD MP3!

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