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Each week the radio1000bc crew take a light-hearted look at the week's events in music, culture, politics and all that schiz.

Simon Saint-Simon


    • Oct 27, 2018 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 40 EPISODES


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    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #40. The End Of Rock N Roll. PART TWO.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2018


    The End Of Rock N Roll (Part Two) by Simon Saint-Simon   00 The Wise Old Owl 01 The Palladist – The Law (Moon Child) 02 DJ Sprinkles – House Music is Controllable Desire You Can Own 03 Thurston Moore – Grace Lake 04 Dean Blunt – X 05 Dead Boys – Son of Sam […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #40. The End Of Rock N Roll. Part One.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2018


    The End Of Rock N Roll (Part One) by Simon Saint-Simon [Some intro] 01 V/vm – XR2 mk1 Sale Waterpark 02 Radiohead – Daydreaming 03 Minoru Muraoka – Take Five 04 Alkaline – Gyal Bruk Out 05 Steve Moore – Deep Time 06 Metronomy – Love Letters (Slwx Remix) 07 Todd Terje – Inspector Norse […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #11. Pirates On the White Channel.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2016


    Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d by some salty boat bandits with HILARIOUS results 01 Chris Watson – No Man’s land 02 High Places – Head Spins (Extended version) 03 Dirty Projectors – I Sit on the Ridge At Dusk […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #39. The Postulant.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2016


    The Postulant by Simon Saint-Simon In the cave I lay upside down and took my place amongst the other candidates … Larval came the day A trist of steel and slitted wrist Gutting empty sacks of shit … In my roof, red rivers engulfed Yet I would never be white enough 01 Anthony Child – […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #38. Die Unter Mensch

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2016


    Die Unter Mensch by Simon Saint-Simon the judges lay on famine their favours drip untapped bent double for jurisprudence crowns triple down their backs yet their charming cuffs will shatter frosting orbits of fallow glass before the horn-toothed wretches stutter and savage shadowed silhouettes The Explosion – Let’s Love Wild Beasts – Wanderlust Hrvatski – […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #37. Hangdognrotwrung

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2016


    ‘Once a cunt, always a cunt‘ 0 Waze & Odyssey vs R. Kelly – Bump & Grind 1 Brenmar feat Calore – Payroll 2 Cut Hands – The Claw 3 Tiga – Bugatti 4 Dean Blunt – Mersh 5 Answer Code Request – Thermal Capacity 6 Cleric – Morose (Dario Zenker Remix) 7 Unspecified Enemies […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #36. The Milquetoast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2016


    The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleaning up the old lighthouse at Milson’s point, bequeathed to me by the Macquarie family before the second world war (if you didnt […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #14 :: La Concha Mi Madre

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2015


    Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell’s End for some R& R after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and stranger waters. She sells sea shells… lick up the clam juice and wear it like some ear muffs. Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Man O’War – The Crown […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #12 :: Beakhaus

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2015


    Hey! proxymoron! Download the man-plasm here. Simon Saint-Simon reads more excerpts from his best-peter-sellers ‘Cadavers’ and ‘Leap of Faith’. ‘What gays on tower stays on tower, reet?’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Twisted Wires – One Night at the Raw Deal 02 DJ Jus-Ed – Warm 03 James Yuilli – This Sweet Love (Prins Thomas Sneaky […]

    Radio1000BC presents Black Boxsss #10 :: Foxholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2015


    Download the cunt show here. Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon’s ‘Cadavers’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Something 02 Glass Candy – Poison or Remedy? 03 The Alan Parsons Project – Mammagamma 04 Alessi – Saving the Day (track from Ghostbusters OST – The Revenge edit) 05 Fleetwood Mac – […]

    Black Boxsss #35. Deathchance (innamillion).

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2014


    PUNCH THE CORPSE! All aboard the stone ship for one last punt and yet another illegitimate re-incarnation, full of musty effluvia and bacon-scented placenta. Imagine the baby from 2001 cracking off a cosmic slop. A la prochaine mon amis, until we dance the interstellar deathwank once again, saturnalian orange in moth, umbilical cords around our […]

    Black Boxsss #34. Dessert Of The Reel.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2014


    Feed Me! Globular edification. The titular turtle’s head of culture pushing brown on the chino marquee. POlo shirt pyre. Meaning is destruction. To all my brothers and sisters in Ferguson. Police are everywhere. Even in our heads. If you don’t curtail them they will kill you. Same in any system. Fuck the police. 1. William […]

    Black Boxsss #33. Tormenta.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2014


    Delays in the African Lego porn: Factory Floor – Fall Back Girl Unit – Club Rez Capracara – Silvia Solar (Hot City Remix) Radioclit – Secousse Perc – Galloper Bass Clef – Lower State Of Conciousness DJ Haus – Needin U (Photonz remixes) Four Tet & Terror Danjah – Nasty Mickey Pearce – Threatz Remix […]

    Black Boxsss #32. Desculpa.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2014


    Tungsten wasp shots. Eomac – Rainmaker Psyche – The Saint Became A Lush Golden Retriever – Petrichor Bass Clef – Hackney, Chicago, Jupiter A Made Up Sound – Malfunction (despair) Atom TM – Ich Bin Meine Maschine (Boys Noize) Huerco S. – Malaren Ttam Renat – Mergin’ Nexus 21 – Together

    Black Boxsss #31. Tequeos.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2014


    Ruptured twatlisp. Body/Head – Black is the colourBok Bok and Tom Trago – Time MasterTorn Hawk – Gags and Broken FingersSnakefinger – The Man in the Black SedanVatican Shadow  – Contractor Corpses Hung Over the Euphrates RiverEXCLUSIVE GUEST MIX by FRUST PHASE

    Black Boxsss #30. In Ordure To Love.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2014


    Cooeee Mister Crowley! Give us a mouthful of your golden falafel yeah dux? Oooooooooooooh! Afrikan Sciences – Boss Nova’s Second Pass Randomer – We Laugh, We Scream 2 Madteo – Do The Wright Thing Tropic of Cancer – More Alone (Album Version) Juju & Jordash – Third Planet From Altair Beautiful Swimmers – Big Coast […]

    Black Boxsss #29. Crow Man and the Western Nile Virus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2014


    Big love to Bob and his daughters, big ass chub rockin’ the mosquito thinner: Space Art – Parakeet Island Okishima – Haunted Castle Munk – Kick Out The Chairs (feat James Murphy & Nancy Wang) Wayne Smith – Under Me Sleng Teng Art Crime – Never Look Back > Insert: ‘Straight as the crow’ Phil […]

    Black Boxsss #28. Cold / War.m

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2014


    Live from the 1000BC bunker. False alarm as it tuns out but Paulito still hid inside the anus of a chihuahua pinata. Sex-Mex-style safety first kids. Joe – Club Scared Mark Pritchard – Fabulous Fred William Onyeabor – Good Name 3 Chairs – 6 mile Bookworms – B1 Torn Hawk – Shock Tape Front 242 […]

    Black Boxsss #27. Ain't No Party.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2014


    After the after-time, march the Primark primates. Less chat, more sturm und drang. Mind the Ides. Blessed be the rotters & the otters. Less David, more Vine. Rick Wilhite – My Life is A Minimal Circle Tuff Sherm – Pharmacy Greg beato – A2 Skin & Bone – Make U Understand Mista Men – Hard […]

    Black Boxsss #26. Malaise and Harelines.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2014


    Episode 26 sees Terry Nutcombe have a trans-dimensional brock/spak-out and report back from the near future Taken from the Black Box broadcast 15.03.2014. Focuses on field recordings made by Terry Nutkiss during his trip to Hackney Marshes in 2025 to observe a lost, drowned civilisation of hipsters. Features an interview of Terry by Badgerwatch’s Fudge […]

    Black Boxsss #25. Bad Area.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2014


    A Bad Aria. Third and final part of January’s Operational Report. Nothing But Not Xero – Gardland Doomed – Mix Mup Soul What (Mickey Pearce Remix) – Boddika There’s Gotta Be A Way (Vision of Love Club Mix) – Sototfett feat. Madteo Tusk – Anthony Naples Coke – Funkineven From Sea to Sea – Voiski […]

    Black Boxsss #24. Sqaz Wave.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2014


    Part Two of January’s Operational Report. “I beseech thee dusky temptress, Saffron eyebrows made of wire…” Born To Win (Life After Ghostbusters) – Torn Hawk World-A-Music – Ini Kamoxe Voodoo Ray (Optimo Remix) – Jeremy Deller Unreal – Florian Kupfer Laser Scan – Mike Dunn Nanorock Skank – Afrikan Sciences We Do… (DJ Sotofett’s NYC […]

    Black Boxsss #23. Wet Jam.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2014


    BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Part One of January’s Operational Report. Everyday – William Onyeabor Assassin – DJ Stingray KoolFM – Four Tet (Container Remix) Moscato B – Anthony Naples Boys – Sky Ferreira Radar Version – Ron Morelli Vacuum Boogie – Floating Points Hot Boys – Hot City x Lol Boys Detect Signal – […]

    Black Boxsss #22. The Gelding of the Lily.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2012


    Peni-ultimato. The beginning of the end. Second to last of the interstellar mohawks. Enjoy before the impending instruction to leave earth, surfing the solar slagheap on an endless cosmic vacation…aww //hatever! just bang up & slay the shits. Sounds: 01 Bandulu – Revelation02 Peter Dundov – Distant Shores03 The KLF – Wichita Lineman Was A […]

    Black Boxsss #21. Numero Deux. Part Deux!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2012


    The abyss is alive with perversity and inflammation! Fasti II – 01 You Lost Your Neon Haze – Altar Eagle 02 Sunday – Echo Lake 03 I Was A Prisoner In Your Skull – Swans 04 Oneohtrix Point Never – Replica 05 Thrusty Bob’s Hardcore Lounge – Miranda Sex Garden 06 Discipline – Throbbing Gristle […]

    Black Boxsss #20. Numero Deux. The 2nd Annual Report.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2012


    Simon Saint-Simon and pals are accompanied by the self-styled executioners of ‘guilt-edge’ pre-hardcore Brothers Bear Arms for a rambunctious re-live of TwentyLeven. Hold on to your twats! It’s going to be a zany, zip-open, funride to Gagtown! Fasti I – 01 Yonkers – Tyler The Creator 02 Where Did The Night Go – Gil Scott […]

    Black Boxsss #19. Elif4 On Ket

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2011


    “C Ya Simon Pukey!” It is with deep regret and sadness that we must confirm to the listenership the departure from The Ark of Simon Clifford Pukey. Not only was he the chief engineer of Black Box and an expert in his field but he was also a dear friend. Not citing ill health as […]

    Black Boxsss #18. First Annual Report.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2010


    On a wintry and treacherous December 17 2010 Simon Saint-Simon was joined by Harrison Prickles in the overtly comfortable, air-conditioned halls of the Heyward Gallery, South Bank, London. Here in front of a partially live audience they met to discuss the years highlights thus far. However neither expected the dead air that ensued to result […]

    Black Boxsss #17. Swallows Pit.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2010


    Twilight has fallen upon the terminal dawn and no day to speak of lies crooked between atrium panes. Feathers have been spilled upon lost marble flooring but before these petrifications, a lively August swaying brought to fruit the globular and monal last spits of Simonhain which was accompanied, as is the tradition, by the bearing […]

    Black Boxsss #16. L'Eternel.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2010


    2/3 recorded LIVE at the Frog and Nightmare, as part of Chester’s ‘Simonhain’. The festivities celebrate the end of summer, the dead and the return home of a heavily corrupt and compromised political careerist who cares not a jot about the Wales he isn’t from. Local bumfunsters ‘What Do You Do?’ egg-on Simon to loosen […]

    Black Boxsss #15. No-place.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2010


    There’s no place like home, only the wild productions of caves and islands. I hope this helps you sleep in shadows, bathing eyeless in the fire. xxx sss Recorded live at the Frog and Nightmare (defunct), Chester. Part 1 of 3 01 Space Art – Folkstone Hovercraft 02 Daniel Wang – Like Some Dream 03 […]

    Black Boxsss #13. Death Trip Logic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2010


    A little death music… (Dance of the Tutuguri) 01 Harmonia and Eno 76 – Welcome 02 Kristen Hersh – Your Ghost 03 Iron & Wine – Carousel 04 Onoehetrix Point Never – Nobody here (echo jam) 05 Chris Rea – Rain (Peter Visti edit) 06 Fleetwood mac – Keep on Going (Cosmo Vitelli edit) 07 […]

    Black Boxsss #05. The Armoured Train.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2009


    Lather of frapes. Leap of Faith – Brut Fruit Medley ————————————————– 01 Diary of a Madman – John Baker 02 Liars – We Fenced Other Houses With The Bones Of Our Own 03 Les Georges Leningrad – Eli Eli Lamma Sabbacthani 04 23 Skidoo – IY 05 Late of the Pier – The Bears Are […]

    Black Boxsss #04b. Gaza Stripped Bare By Her Bachelors, Even.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2009


    Psychedelic sexual jihad. Words: Chris Marker/Sandor Krasnar Simon Saint-Simon Music: Thieves Like Us – Desire Edwin Starr (Dark & Lovely) – Get Up Brian Eno and David Byrne – Strange Overtones Abba – Gimme Gimme Gimme (Loudified) Franz Ferdinand – Ulysses Roy Ayres – Hot (Rascale Edit) Rene & Angela – I’ll be good Shit […]

    Black Boxsss #04a. Gonna Party Like It's (Gaza) 2009

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2009


    Download the full horrifying massacre in HD Words: Charles Bukowski Jean Luc-Godard Simon Saint-Simon Music: 01 Riz Ortolani – No Mercy 02 Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart 03 Beck – Chemtrails 04 The United States of America – Love Song for The Dead Che 05 Northern Picture Library – Insecure 06 School […]

    Black Boxsss #03b. Mounting The Battered.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2008


    Manchester, The Ark, 22th December 2008 Due to Crimble commitments (+ some badger cunt down the workhaus ST’ing me TB) and thimmanent return of the Fuhrer we are popping this one up you early. After all LUV Is a social disease and with this cameo kept tight to our breasts the pox continues to caramelise […]

    Black Boxsss #3a. Radio VCGB: Nazi Gold.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2008


    (A tribute to my dear pal Stuart Watson. Safe journey and godspeed fair brother…) Sketches of English Martyrs (I do like to be beside the seaside) …Manchester, The Ark, 18th December 2008… Howdy Kids! Fancy getting interfered with by taxi drivers? Of course you don’t but its tough tits now you’ve got so far as […]

    Black Boxsss #02b. Deux Par Deux.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2008


    The Second Cummings’ Second Sitting Disaster: 091108 Recovery: 101208 Manchester, 10th December 2008 Here I am! EVERYONE! Again at last, not first. Arbiter of the arbitrary. A happy medium you might honk on. Don't fret darling. Just take in your pants and feel free. High here in the temple, we’re suppin’ wet dog at the […]

    Black Boxsss #2a. Nazi Fortunez.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2008


    Dear Carthagians Je suis très désolé mes enfants pour l’iPox. Testing on you bunny rabbits seems unjust, fluffy yet slippery, oyster shell ears a’quiver at my jabbing pipette, disgorging the crude libation, my infernal dam a lukewarm backwash, always unfinished. So I come again, more patiently perhaps, but in bovine supplication dark, bejewelled orbs of […]

    Black Boxsss #01. Keg Wonz.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2008


    BANNED BY SOUNDCLOUD. well okay… Download Failed 80’s French pop star Simon Saint-Simon takes you a’rambling along the primrose path of his mediocre landscape, if you can find your way that is through the rêves of a dribblling idiot with a leaky gusset. In this black sex comedy let mistakes become magic and destinations dissolute […]

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