Booked and Boozy

If you read this, message us on instagram at BookedandBoozyPodcast and let us know how much you hate our singing so we can message you back and tell you how much we don't give a flying f***.  Go Vols. xoxo, Brook x Jada PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Help us celebrate our 2 year Podaversary w/ our Re-introduction episode! Bringing back all the nostalgia for this one with BAB crew questions. xoxo Stay Boozy, Brooke x Jada PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

We're back boozy bitches! Let's catch up for 15 minutes on where we have been, and then give you 30 minutes of our most unhinged bloopers. I leave you with this quote: "Some people have to go through two inch penis's and a bare mattress." xoxo Brooke x Jada PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

I know what you're thinking. The three letter word, that rhymes with Chex, is in part two. You would be correct. Welcome to our continuing series review of The Plated Prisoner Series: Gleam by Raven Kennedy. xoxo your Boozy Babes PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Do we finally talk about the BIG J ???? Listen to our review of Glint by Raven Kennedy to find out boozy babes. xoxo Brooke x Jada PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

It's actually not that slow considering each book is literally one-two weeks some how but who needs logistics? Not us. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER: -We do not claim to be experts of any kind. -This is an explicit podcast of every nature. -SPOILERS. SPOILERS EVERYWHERE. -We have southern rural accents that are accentuated and fluctuate when we are drunk. This is not imitation. -One cohost has phonological dyslexia, and underwent speech therapy for many years. This also can be accentuated and fluctuate while under the influence. Coupled with a southern accent, it can also be a nightmare. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this.

Did you miss us? ;) Welcome back to our chaos, let's get booked and mf boozy today on our review of Zodiac Academy 3 The Reckoning. w/ love your Boozy Babes xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Long time no podcast boozy gang! Your bitches are back

Earths End really do feel like the end fam. End of my patience. God Tier Air Awakens series by Elise Kova spoiler review. (We promise we love this series, this book just really brings out the emotions as you will experience lmao) P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

This episode is a little different today, but this series is so heavily requested we could not resist. Those who have finished the book series know whyyyy. Welcome to our spoiler review on Guild by the queen Raven Kennedy. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover (not this book tho, we were sad af) AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol (except when we sad lol, but still explicit lmaooo) -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

We are still thinking about d!cks. Sorry not sorry. Ruthless Fae Part Two Review whats good. Disclaimer: causing men pain or to cry is a consensual act in the bedroom, so if you like that just marry a pisces male (NOT speaking from experience) Booked and boozy disclaimer P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Pete Davidson said it best. There's no shame in the medicine game. THIS IS THE REAL ME FLYING (I mean f*******) xoxo BrookexJada @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

I'm just thinking with my d----, that sh*t dumb. Welcome to our HSAB PART TWO review. xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Chivalry's not dead, eh? Zap but don't get the clap. Welcome to PART ONE of our review on SJM's second book in her Crescent City series, House of Sky and Breath. xoxo Brooke x Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Shout out to all our boozy babes on this Super Bowl Sunday wishing they could be reading right now. We have come to the rescueeeee. Please make sure headphones are charged accordingly, because no you may not hold us accountable if it dies and put us on full blast in front yo SO. (Please and thank you.) Enjoy our PRE-RELEASE episode for House of Sky and Breath by SJ Maas where we discuss not only our favorite Crescent City Theories, but listener submitted theories as well! This episode is featuring Bookaholics Anon. guest Mandy! You can find her @mandyreadsxo on instagram AND @mandyreads on tiktok. w/ love your Booked and Boozy Babes BrookexJada P.S. we discuss mainly CC and House of Sky and Breath theories, but please be cautious of SJM universe spoiler theories.

TWO episodes in one week? We're done when I say we're done you filthy b*tches. Get ready for our Bookacholics Anonymous episode prior to the release of House of Sky and Breath THIS WEEK. Get booked and mf boozy xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Well well well. If it isn't the episode we have all been waiting for. Buckle the tittty committee up this week because we aren't just dropping ONE crescent city episode. . . no. WE ARE DROPPING TWO MORE. One of them being a Bookaholics Anonymous episode ft a special guest, prior to the release of book two. Let's get booked and boozy bitches w/ our review and theory breakdown week of Crescent City by none other that S.J. Maas. xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

What does the moon have to do with our sh*tty af audio, the kardashians, Pete Davidsons, Taylor swift's clone, and the downfall of JBxSG??? We are here to tell you. . . Everything. xoxo your Booked and Boozy Babes, BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

If you know us in real life and ask yourself what we mean by finger banging, we are so obviously alluding thou finger getting banged by an object. We in turn would never claim to be said object. Welcome to our Part Two episode on our series kick off review of Zodiac Academy (The Awakening) by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti. xoxo your boozy babes, BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

The word ass was mentioned 359 times in this book, and it is only 329 pages. There is more ass in this book than actual pages. Do with that information what you will, and proceed w/ caution. Please remember, no matter what hole you choose to put it in (schlongs and dildos alike)---> wrap it up bitches. xoxo front to back your mf boozy babes BrookxJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

DO NOT google soaking. Anyways, enjoy our last review of the year and our series finale wrap on the Throne of Glass Series by SJM. Thank you so much to everyone who has followed along, and we cannot wait to bring you more in 2022! xoxo your boozy babes BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Do it ever end? or to whatever end? We are too drunk or hungover to know. Merry Christmas Eve if you celebrate boozy babes! Our Throne of Glass series review is almost over

CAN YOU BELIVE WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE BOOK LEFT xoxo titties shaking BrokexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Welcome back boozy gangggg. We are finally hitting you with our end of the year wrap up with our reviews on our Tandem Read of Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn by S.J. Maas. Sections covered: Empire of Storms: Chapter 38-56 Tower of Dawn: Chapter 29-45 If you missed our other episodes prior, please listen to episodes 33 A & B first! Lets get boozy with it, xoxo Brooke x Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Hometown lore, hometown boozy babe visit???, our favorite podcast guilty pleasures???, A TAROT READING, Doritos locos tacos virginity?????, primal fire building???????? bitch we don't even know but that's what we pulling okayyyy purr. xoxo your Booked and Boozy babes, Brooke and Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

It's past October 31st and we are still trying to celebrate witch season? Yes, mamz. It's always witch season here BAY BEEEE. Get hexed otherwise, w/ love. xoxo Satan's favorite, your Booked and Boozy Babes P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

There ain't no rest for the wicked, so I know my boozy gang is without sleep. Especially with the anticipated release of our review on Kingdom of the Cursed by Kerri Maniscalco. Stay boozy, xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

This is mercury retrograde time baby we still not okay but at least we can still upload an episode am I right? Part two of Atlas Six coming your way. xoxo Gossip Girl(s) P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

If you haven't realized by now that this entire podcast is a huge red flag for dissociation out of a crystallized a-hole I'm not really sure how to make it clearer to you other than give you this episode. Happy Mercury Retrograde Boozy Crew.

TemPahtchas FIYa BuRNINNNNN on tha dANce FFloooor for a new episode on the second book in the Air Awakens series by Elise Kova. We love Slowburn. We love a millennial Zuko. We LOVE Fire Falling. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

I don't know how to explain that title other than to tell you to listen lmfaooooo. Let's go boozy gang we have hit the 50% mark on both Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn. (Hehe see you in November TOG, a Boozy Spooktober is about to take way.) xoxo BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Empire of Storms x Tower of Dawn Tandem Read Part 1/4 here we goo!!!! Down a steep decline into hell. See. You. There. and please bring tacos. Also we would like to submit a formal apology to Vanessa Carlton. Booked and boozy disclaimer P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Started from Banana Now we Here, Started from Banana now Kaltain's killing' Demons w/ her Shadowfire mf'in herreeeeee !! Queen of Shadows down, a Tandem read of Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn to go! Check out our recording schedule on instagram or send us a DM/Email if you are wanting to read along with us. xoxo Your Boozy Babe, BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

What's better than a fantasy novel and an angsty tone deaf rendition of a reputation tour? Nothing. DUH duH DuH Are you ready for it? xoxo your Booked and Boozy babes BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Boozy babes we have literally gone through an absolute roller coaster with this book series. As I am writing this we have already pre-recorded Queen of Shadows. I am happy to tell you we are starting to bitch a TINY bit less. YAY TEAM. (can't say the same for assassins blade lmao) Enjoy this blast from the past in our Assassins Blade episode by Sara J. Maas. w/ love your Booked and Boozy babes, Brooke x Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Welcome back bitches. Get your slutty brunch outfit and top it off with a hat because we are having BRUNCH. You know what that means. Get your mimosas and meet us at 10 AM sharp on a Sunday morning so we can get F***ED UP BOOZY BITCHES. Welcome to our first of many on the beloved Air Awakens series by Elise (Elite) Kova. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Not recommended for people who want to actually sleep at night, FYI Book content coming next week

Don't drink Mai Tai's out of a can and expect to function is the moral of the story. Also, enjoy probably the only contemporary book for 2021 (lmao) as we review The Unhoneymooners by Christina Lauren. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Read the title. Then read it one more time. Just for good measure. Then close your eyes and ask yourself: is this what we do? is this who we are? THEN let us know if some upper being book goddess forgave you for telling us every spoiler "accidentally" under the sun MINUS the fact that these two VERY important characters have a VERY DISTANT O.o relation. Heir of Fire is over, we are gunna do what we do best from this point forward unless we are enlightened again in the next coming books and BLOCK IT OUT. I'm sure you all are glad to hear that. w/ love your boozy babes BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Boozy bitches we have beef. We hold nothing back for ya'll, and we expect the same in return. Boozy babes hold each other accountable like that. So fuck all of you with all the love in our emotionless hearts. Please enjoy our part one episode of Heir of Fire, written by S.J. Maas. xoxo Your Boozy Babes, BrookexJada P.S. This is all in good fun take a joke or suck on a d/c**** (we do not discriminate) P.S. (again) make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Boozy babes. We are showing you a side to us you probably never thought existed, that's right... intelligence. Your boozy babes have a little bit of a different format this episode, where we have an open discussion about the newest release from our LITERAL QUEEN Victoria Aveyard. We form complete sentences for once AND Jada has more than one discussion point. I mean please what more do we have to prove to you. Regardless, these convos are still not sober.... so as always please set your expectations accordingly. A.K.A. We still can't pronounce anything in the English language for shit. Enjoy the mf episode, w/ love your Boozy Babes, BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Bitches I KNOW you don't read these because y'all failed the test last episode, but just in case you're new here and happen to find this episode... wow you have truly found a wild one to start out on, all titties must be strapped in for this one boozy babes. Lets get some alien schlong shall we? Happy smut episode slutz. xoxo Brooke and Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know (which most of the time is not a lot) -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

SUP BOOZY BABES. Welcome to The Crown of Gilded Bones Part Two. If you read this send us a DM on instagram with your favorite color and zero context because I'm genuinely curious at this point who reads these lmao. That's all, enjoy the mf episode. w/ love your boozy babes BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

BOOKED AND BOOZY BITCHACHOES its glad to be mf BOOKED again. It's been a HOT second since we last dropped a book episode, and we are more than happy to provide. Such is our passion in life to get drunk and talk about people who aren't real. As always strap in yo titties cause we have a lot of ground to cover in this two part episode on A Crown of Gilded Bones by JLA. Stay boozy xoxo Brooke and Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Your boozy babes merge their 2000 mile gap and decide to go on vacation together. I'm not even going to begin to tell you how badly that went, youre just gunna have to hear us to believe the chaos that we not only bring online but also in the real world. Shout out to tipsy book talks on YouTube! (tipsy_book_talks on insta). For coming to hang out with us! We love you forever book friends, thanks for meeting up with us! We will be back to our regular book related programing soon. In the meantime as always, stay boozy. W/ love Brooke and Jada xoxo P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: (we are vaccinated, team Pfizer and Moderna) -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

WE ARE DRUNK. DRUNK. That is all. P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Boozy Gang we apologize for the inconvenience of us being so shmammered we can barely function, to make up for it here are some time stamps of the episode: Time stamps: -We are fucked 00-00:38 -Rocky Top Disclaimer 00:42 -Shots, Yelling at Brads ,Pod prepping 02:00 -We finally start the episode (kinda) 11:30 -Thankyou, Also our intel Sucks Ass but we still here babyyyyy 18:26 -Drunksplanation of the Grisha verse 23:38 References: https://www.radiotimes.com/tv/fantasy/shadow-and-bone-book-changes/https://screenrant.com/shadow-bone-glossary-vocabulary-terminology-encyclopedia-guide/ https://thegrishaverse.fandom.com/wiki/Grisha https://grishaverse.com/grisha-order-guide/ -We are actually fucked 38:09 -Breakdown of SAB Story line 29:47 -Boozy Scale, Say hello to our door dashers 1:14:00 -FMK 1:15:22 ( -We said by already, but sit down with us as we have a wholesome meal via zoom 1:20:18 xoxoxoxoxox Hope you can make it through our shenanigans we love you, your Boozy Babes. Brooke & Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

I don't need to write a description Boozy Gang. I just need you to harass us about A. Which order to read the books or B. When we should do our next Throne of Glass episode. Stay Boozy my friends, xoxo Brooke and Jada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

On a scale of 0-10 how excited are you boozzyyyyy GANNGGGGG for us to FINALLY pick back up on our Throne of Glass series by Mrs. Sarahhhh J!! Thank you for gracing us with a little SJ break after ACOSF (because we needed it). We are so excited to pick back up on the series and give our boozy babes exactly what they want with a two part episode of Crown of Midnight. Please remember that we have not read the full series yet and are HEAVILY trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible. So please be mindful if you DM us about the books or this episode. xoxo your boozy babes P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Welcome to part two of ember in the ashes boozy gang. We go from 0-100 in a matter of 20 min in this episode for some reason. As always titties must be strapped in prior to pressing the play button. P.S. TOG will be coming next week. Get ready to be Booked and Boozy as we take back on our most highly requested series to date! P.P.S. Always order your extra fries on the side as an extra large. Make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen

Boozy babes we are excited to bring you this high fantasy series to the pod, Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir. We really enjoyed this story and the book chats we had. If you haven't checked out this series yet, make sure you do! We promise its worth it. xoxo stay boozy BrookexJada P.S. make sure to check us out on instagram @bookedandboozypodcast where we post “drink when” templates for our episode in our highlights and release our upcoming podcast schedule on the books we cover AS ALWAYS ITS DISCLAIMER TIME: -The name of our pod is booked and BOOZY. We are generally as drunk as we can possibly be. This also leads to us being very explicit; as marked. EXPECT NOTHING LESS. lol -We do not claim to be experts on literally anything; we are only speaking to what is personal to us and the people we know -One of the cohosts legit had to be schooled in phonics for years as a learning disability. We cover a lot of fantasy novels with very creative names and places. Please consider this before entering the chat. -Welcome to the Booked and Boozy Podcast. Where our disclaimers are a mile long. We love you and thank you for taking the time to listen