Burger Edition

In which we return and try to acheive one of Matthew's childhood dreams. We discuss how our bodies have failed us at concerts and maybe even get a burger.

In which we once again discuss tipping and Uber etiquette, as well as delve into Will Smith's career and our hope for a smooth summer. Will we try another burger? Probably.

In this episode Sebastien presents Matthew with something he's been concocting for months as well as discussing pandemic life, early retirement and Twitter. We even eat burger!

In which we discuss the holidays as well as animals in servitude and Googella. We may even have a burger! Listen to the end for a special holiday treat!

In which we discuss what we've been up to during the latest lockdown, including can openers, carrots and exciting new travel possibilities! We may even try out a new delivery burger.

In this episode we discuss Sebastien's recent arrest, Matthew's newfound height and unfounded confidence, as well as selling out in the rap game. We may even eat a burger!

In which Matthew dislikes snooty ice cream, Sebastien starts a Facebook war, and we discuss outdated vitamins and television schedules. Numerous meals are eaten, and among them, a burger.

Listen to us crunch chips and crumple bags as we try out this limited-time offer!

In which we remain in isolation while discussing the whale that visited Montreal, the reopening of restaurants, the tearing down of statues and we may even order in a burger.

In which we remain in isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic. We discuss pest control in the home, ghost kitchens, non-contact delivery and we may even talk about a burger!

In which we make the most out of being stuck at home by enjoying Sebastien's home burger recipe!

In which we isolate ourselves from society and rely upon a food delivery box service to get our fix. We discuss life in the time of Covid-19, the great potential for looting and how whitey is being held down by the man. We may even make our own burgers!

In which we dine like a couple of lil' fancy boys and talk about everything wrong with the radio and millefeuille construction. Stick around to the end, where we may even talk about burgers!

In which we welcome a guest to join us atop one of Montreal's tallest skyscrapers. We discuss going to the hospital, the coronavirus, RCMP raids and maybe even a burger!

In which we actually mostly talk about burgers!

Matthew lives the dream while causing nightmares for others. Sebastien puts restaurants on blast. We dream up a 90s-style diner, speculate about 2020 and even eat some burgers!

In which we discuss dish drying and grilled cheese tactics, Sebastien reconfirms that he likes cat butt but does not care for the french, and the police finally come for Matt. We also muse over exotic animals on cocaine and rate some burgers.

We head to the park and discuss Sebastien's American beach vacation and Matthew's trip to the rodeo. We may even try a burger from a shipping container.

In which we speak on important issues such as putting good, honest horses out of work, and the impending extinction of everyones favourite cylindrical sucking device. We're joined by some very stuffed guests, and we may even discuss a burger or two!

Matthew goes to great lengths to save a creature in need and Sebastien steps over an unconscious woman on their way to Villeray, where they may even get a burger.

In which Sebastien and Matthew explore horrifying meat pouch ideas and prepare for summer in the city! Join us as we get down and dirty in search of a perfect burger!

After a long hiatus, Matthew and Sebastien return to explain themselves. We discuss sunburns, gentrification in Montreal and the police force's solution for prostitution. We may even get a burger!

In which Matt divulges Navy secrets and Sebastien confirms his stance on Box/Human coexistence. There is also Burger discussion.

Matthew gets into an altercation at the grocery store. We ponder the idea of a world without children and discuss the controversy surrounding Micheal Jackson but insist that molestation is never okay. We may even get a burger.

In which Matthew laments on his baby wrists, and Sebastien's new back brace nearly lands him in hot water. Can you stretch adult bones? How many shelves did Jesus have? Just what was Newman up to with that shaving cream? These questions and more as we attempt to discuss our burger experience!

In which we celebrate St. Valentine's day by inviting our girlfriends onto the podcast. The ladies regale us with stories of their boyfriends falling down and we may even get a burger.

In which we celebrate a milestone by making wishes and keeping them to ourselves. Matthew has a lot of growing up to do at the grocery store, while Sebastien feeds bits of ham to cats with agitated rectums. We finish off our list of dead celebrity predictions as well as eat a burger or two!

In this first episode of 2019 the guys go over their new year's resolutions, their predictions for celebrity deaths in the year to come and Sebastien's latest role as Lemonhead! They may also try out a couple of burgers.

We retreat to our cabin in the woods for this episode, where we "enjoy" an in-case-of-emergency burger.

We head to a dangerous part of town to visit a fan favourite. We discuss controversial music and our holiday traditions and Matthew wants to have meat flung at him by a big man. We may even get a burger.

In which we discuss Matt's flawed system of gaining time, and Sebastien's life endangering confusion of a popular saying. In this episode we argue over fruit, recycling and bandages and also come up with an idea for bear-related treats! If we survive the imminent death from above, we might even enjoy a burger.

In this episode, we discuss Sebastien's trip to New York, Matthew's aversion to sliders and old injuries. We may even have a burger or two.

In which we celebrate Halloween by telling spooky tales and eating our most expensive burger to date!

Matthew wants to get sick and Sebastien wonders how disappointing a pretzel maker is. The guys get lost in the new super hospital and eventually cross paths with the iceberg of the sun. They may even discuss a cafeteria burger.

In this episode we seek shelter from a storm, explore terrible eating habits, and Matthew has a million dollar idea. We also eventually talk about burgers.

Cadeau & Janco go to White Castle! But really, it comes to them.... The guys discuss the heat wave, stock tips and Matthew checks up on the elderly. We may even talk about a burger.

In which we return to the world in search of a perfect burger. We muse over knock-off spidermen, police, beach folk, and earlobes. Sebastien recalls a horrific day at the water park, and Matthew attempts to fix the calendar. We may also even review a burger!

The conclusion to the Burgerthon of Hope featuring special guests, fan-favorite segments and the best of the podcast so far!

The Burgerthon of Hope featuring special guests, fan-favorite segments and the best of the podcast so far!

In which we ride the hype train right into your ear canals in preparation for our 100th episode spectacular Burgerthon of Hope!

Ever wanted to hear the sickening lip smacks involved in the ingestion of a Cadbury Creme Egg? Of course you have! Cadeau & Janco SNACK TIME has got you covered!

In which we explore toilet etiquette and Matt begins to realize that people don't like being approached in public washrooms. We attempt to understand why we're terrible at bowling, and eventually sink our chompers into a burger.

In which we look at bird churches, the latest issue of Swank and stickers from the 90s. We may even try another vege-burger!

In which Matthew is hopping mad over a living Easter gift, and Sebastien cries over spilled milk. We ask each other our favourite colours as adults, and trek out for a burger.

In which we discuss pinball machines, Matthew’s box of doll heads, televised darts competitions and salad bars. We may even get a burger.

In which we invite you back in time to one of our very first podcasting attempts.

In which we attempt to deduce who's the greatest using a very sound logic, and discuss the least desirable body parts to eat. We also get some burgers.

This week we discuss the Oscars, the Winter Olympics, Sebastien's recruitment by Tony Puma, Matthew's driving course. We may even try a new burger!

In which Sebastien vacations on the island of Matthew's dream vacation. We discuss cats, LOST, and other wonders of Oahu, while also managing to offend the Chinese. Sebastien dabbles in some burgers of paradise.

In which we visit our hometown in search of something super. Matthew is selfish about his birth month and the royal family is compared to dogs. We also share some burgers.

In which we tread on familiar ground, discuss art, and ogle over a juice robot we found in the metro. We also eat some tiny burgers.