Chat Fancy

We're BAAACK. After a small break, The Chat Fancy Crew returns for one more podcast out of the old Chat Cave before CJ and JB move into their new home! Welcome back as we catch up on what has been going on with your favorite fancy chatters in the last 2 months.

This week in the Chat Cave: Dracula, the TV show Wrecked, and a mantis makes a tragic visit. Questions from The Chat in The Hat involve personal misconceptions and how diets would change if tastiness reflected intelligence. This weeks drink is Oak Creek's Cabernet Sauvignon.

The Chat Fancy crew is really on their game this week with a story of a teenage rascal with his BB gun and how half the team become addicts of Pokemon Go! A marriage and podcast is torn apart by a debate about waffles vs pancakes. This weeks wine in the summer of wine is Prophecy Wines Sauvignon Blanc.

JB is out again, so we tag in two guest hosts this week. It's a fun time with 4th of July injures, A.S.M.R., wheat beer, and rowdy rednecks. We compare bees vs wasps. The Chat in The Hat is back with Costco survival and the death of a Disney princess.

This week in The Chat Cave: JB tells stories of honeymoon misadventures and The Summer of Wine returns! Then we discuss your thoughts on the pressing issues like M&Ms vs Skittles, Coke vs Pepsi, and Cake vs Pie! 

With JB out preparing for their wedding, Danger Mike and Lance have a little "Bachelor Pod-ty" for CJ... in that they just podcast some more. This week: Hallmark movies gone bad, the romance movies our moms loved, and Halloween's Michael Myers' bad attitude. We have a frozen margarita for this week's drink and talk at length about CJ's true passion: Slushies.

The Chat Fancy crew think about which ninja turtle they are. From the advent of DVR to Game of Thrones' BS there is all kinds of TV talk. JB thinks the film Chappie is too sad. CJ gets poison Ivy and we ponder the term "dinger". 

Lance tells the story of his transmission going out last weekend. The gang argues about french fries and the food court. We remember the golden age of the great American mall. Gordon Ramsey and how Americans love to be degraded by the British. This week's drink is a Mint Julep. 

The Chat Fancy crew is finally back together in The Chat Cave. JB flys alone four times, makes some friends, and cries. The revival of forgotten soft drinks are discussed at length. 

With JoBeth away on business, your remaining hosts get manly the only way they know how: With superheroes, race cars, lavender marshmallow peeps, and a hot pink vodka. They try to power through the remaining Chats in The Hat before the new round of Chats is rolled out.

With a CJ gone, The Chat Signal is lit and not one, not two, but THREE guests hosts respond! With a crew of six, The Chat Cave is alive with stories of heroism and talk of Easter, a horrible sex ed "would you rather", and colloquial linguistics! 18 Fancy Facts! A "dangerous" engagement is announced!

This week in The Chat Cave, the CF crew visit Falling Water and remember '90s sitcoms. We remember how our parents handled rated R movies.

This week in the Chat Cave, we answer the age old question: Pee yourself in public or poop yourself at home? We debate the merits of one alcohol's journey. JB saves a life! Sort of.

Tornado talk sparks conversation about the dark side of love. Pig skin vs monkey hair? CJ and JB decide Valentine's Day is for the birds.

This week on Chat Fancy, JB says "yes" to the dress and your hosts find out their love language. THE CHAT IN THE HAT RETURNS.

The Martian, Powerball, Pop Tarts and fruit cake. CJ and JB step into the future with Amazon's Echo. If you like Chat Fancy's trademark bickering and side-taking, then this is the episode for you. This week's drink is New Belgium's Snow Day Winter Ale. 

Oh, its a new year in The Chat Cave! Your hosts talk about New Year's celebrations, staycations, and STAR WARS. CJ and JB get creative with their facts.

Ruthy drops by and joins the gang again in The Chat Cave and we discuss Christmas, egg nog, moon pies, and JB's experience flying for the first time. Spoiler: It was not fun.

Lance is distraught over a missing Chattie on the 100 episode, but a figure mentioned often in the show steps in to fill the void. This week in The Chat Cave is pain vs itchiness, Gak, and when we stopped believing in Santa Claus.

This week in The Chat Cave it's time to TALK TURKEY. And by "Talk Turkey" we mean talking about JB flying for the first time, cruel meals, cagey behavior, and which of the five types of taste each member of the show represents.

This week in the Chat Cave: JB and CJ fill us in on Lyft vs Uber. The Chat in The Hat covers demon children, and giving up sleeping or eating. The drink this week is an original concoction made with hot honey, lemon juice, and vodka.

This week in The Chat Cave it's time to get spooky! Lance talks about his experience hiding from children in a haunted house and his new 1st place film "Daisy". Danger Mike gushes over Back to The Future Day, and CJ and JoBeth don't see eye-to-eye on street magicians.  Also: Trick or Treating

This week in The Chat Cave, Lance makes another movie, and JB gets ridiculed for her traffic ranting. Halloween vs Christmas. This week's drink covered is Penn Brewery Ginger Beer.

Ruthy guests in The Chat Cave once again so she and Lance can talk about the experience that was The Haunted Oaks Film Festival. The rest of the show is weddings, broken arms, and  meals between meals.

Lance pops into The Chat Cave late and brings a mystery guest, Pittsburgh actress Ruthy Stapleton. Then it's time for alien disguises and things that really creeped us out as a kid. The drink this week is UFO Pumpkin which leads to a discussion about the modern obsession with all things pumpkin spice. 

Imaginations are sparked in The Chat Cave when we start talking about the water found on Mars. JB and Lance try to get Danger Mike to grow his hair out for his lady. Drink this week is the the UFO Oktoberfest saison.

Disappointment runs high in The Chat Cave as Lance tells the tale of a monsoon destroying his film shoot. JB gets her skin tested and we remember the worst gifts. Whiskey is back with this week's drink: Bird Dog brand Blackberry Whiskey.

This week in The Chat Cave, Lance quizzes his cohosts on what additives in food actually are. CJ lets us know FDA regulations on what they let in our food. The Summer of Wine finishes with Bitch brand wine. 

The heat gets to everyone in The Chat Cave this week as your hosts bicker their way through fantasy football and Lance's bizarre dream. The Chat in The Hat makes a return and disappoints, but then makes us choose in the ultimate battle. The Summer of Wine continues with Black Box Malbec.

Lance has a bad day on set, Danger Mike is lost in the wonders of chocolate, and JB and CJ stuff their faces in Cleveland. Madiera is the wine of choice as the Summer of Wine continues!

This week in The Chat Cave, JB, Lance, and CJ tell Danger Mike of an insane fmaily picnic. The Summer of Wine continues with Brandywine education. Rose Tea figurines.

Engagements, new houses, makin' movies - Everybody in the Chat Cave had some big changes this weekend! We talk new chapters this week on Chat Fancy. Summer of Wine continues with sparkling wine.

JB and CJ spend the weekend with like seven bears. The Summer of Wine gets especially classy. Someone pooped in the shower.

How to Snapchat, sharks are finally after us, discovering a UFO crash, meat made in a lab, and clothing stores go too far. We continue our Summer of Wine with a Merlot.

JB and Lance tell the story of Lance's 30th birthday: A tale of Skeeball, cocktails, and a jerk obsessed with headbutts. The CF crew offer more love advice. Danger Mike and CJ are heckled about children and marriage. 

This week the gang decides between living the life of a cat or a dog, remember thier first drink, and The Summer of Wine continues! JoBeth berates Lance on his warm weather clothing choices.

JB and CJ swim with sharks and risk their very lives on vacation! Lance made a movie and the heat turns him into a zombie. Danger Mike hangs out with a Chat Fancy staple: Furries!

This week the gang hops on the internet bandwagon and makes themselves want to barf playing Jelly Belly's Beanboozled. The topic of vegetarianism and dieting throws off Fancy Facts for about a half hour.

JB and CJ head to ol'Johnstown and hang out with bikers and visit a poop spring. The Chat in The Hat brings up a scary scernario and a book of destiny. And, remember, the "G" is silent. 

The hat gets a little break today when JB and Lance grill Danger Mike on his cruise and CJ teaches the crew how to wine taste. Lance speaks to the dead.

This week in The Chat Cave your hosts cover dirty jobs and... crime? 

Things start out grim in the Chat Cave, but are saved of memories of NBC's mid-90s comedy line-up. JoBeth is sick of stipulations. 

Gnomes, trolls, and... bloody money? This week in The Chat Cave, your hosts find money in the woods, pick a tv show to inhabit, and get food poisoning.

Jobeth takes down Fury Road. Lance brings back the "Where Are They Now?" game. The Chat in The Hat gets deep.

Sexism, the slut walk, and the dad bod. The terrifying ocean and millions of dollars. Lots going on in The Chat Cave this week!

The Chat in The Hat keeps the Chat cave light-hearted this week with cults and confessions of murder.

JoBeth calls out Lance on his B.S. during the past weekend. The crew ponders reality and discuss the English language.

This week in the Chat Cave we taste cheese, return to our youths, and ask the question on America's mind: "How do you %#&@ a stink bug?"

Oh it's a "Chat In The Hat" heavy episode of Chat Fancy this week. Nicknames? TV vs internet? Whiskey? A superpowered Chat Fancy team? Diving ducks? Mystery Flavors? Alligators in Pennsylvania??? CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

Love is in the air in The Chat Cave as your hosts give some relationship advice. Later on, we travel to space, stop a train, and Lance gets JB "peed" off.

Danger Mike returns and the gang figures out a mystery flavor. They also pick their human/animal hybrid.