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Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.

Reyna Martinez


    • Apr 20, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 56m AVG DURATION
    • 190 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Chismosas and Chainsaws

    Smile 2: Still Smilin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 70:49


    In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 72:10


    In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Lodge: Holly Jolly Gaslighting

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 66:21


    Happy Holidays from the Chismosas! In this episode, we talk about Lodge (2019), religious cults, and what little sh**heads these kids are. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Trap: Like Criminal Minds But Worse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 73:02


    In this episode, we talk about Trap (2024), how much Reyna likes Seleka's music, and how this movie is only good if you're not completely sober. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror: Descending into Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 39:58


    In this episode we talk about Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006), the animation and storytelling aspects, and how unexpected cameos slap. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    I Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're Dying

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2024 93:38


    In this episode we discuss I Saw The TV Glow (2024), how it's absolutely a queer allegory despite Britany gaslighting herself out of seeing it, and how each time she sees it Reyna gets a little emotional. Email us at chismosas.and.chiansaws@gmail.com!

    The Taking of Deborah Logan: Don't You Have Enough For Your Project?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2024 63:00


    In this episode, we discuss The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014), the implications of found footage, and how exploitative this version of "found footage" is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Abigail: Definitely Not Twilight

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2024 83:45


    In this episode we talk about Abigail (2024), different sources for vampire lore, and how f*cked up the Twilight series is in hindsight. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Smile: Not Your Average First Break

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2024 65:20


    In this episode we talk about Smile (2022), the one time a psychotic break isn't just a psychotic break, and how you can't escape your trauma. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Strangers: Because You Were Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 50:46


    In this episode we talk about The Strangers (2008), long engagements, and the Mason murders. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Stitches: This Clown F*cks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 72:31


    In this episode, we talk about Stitches(2012), how insane it is that all these clowns f*ck, and how creepy the egg thing is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Wicker Man: I'm Just Upset

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2024 38:21


    In this episode, we talk about The Wicker Man(2006), how pointless this remake is, and how funny it is when Nicholas Cage just starts punching people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Parasite: Peaches Remain Amazing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 63:21


    In this episode, we talk about Parasite(2019), how we're all trapped in a capitalistic nightmare, and how Reyna remains obsessed with this score. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Psycho: We Love Janet Leigh

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 68:47


    In this episode, we talk about Psycho(1960), how iconic this soundtrack is, and whether or not Anthony Perkins is cute. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Talk to Me: Do Kangaroos Make That Noise?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 76:15


    In this episode, we talk about Talk to Me(2023), how fun the montage scenes are, and what a bad friend Jade is. Follow on instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Vacancy: Might As Well Go Through The Trap Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2024 49:06


    In this episode, we talk about Vacancy(2007), how these two ignore red flags, and never would've survived any ordeal like this. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Boy: Just a Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 30:36


    In this episode, we talk about The Boy(2016), how much Brittany doesn't like creepy dolls, and our mixed feelings on the plot twist. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Clue: Communism is Just a Red Herring

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 44:31


    In this special Halloween episode, we talk about Clue(1985), how iconic this dialogue truly is, and how much we love Tim Curry. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Barbarian: Baby Fever

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 53:57


    In this episode, we talk about Barbarian(2022), how men have the audacity, and whether or not Justin Long is likable. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Child's Play: More Like Bad Guy Dolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 61:36


    In this episode, we talk about Child's Play(2019), how biased Reyna's opinions on this movie are, and how hot Aubrey Plaza is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Freddy vs. Jason: Monster Mash

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 84:05


    In this special Friday the 13th episode, we talk about Freddy vs. Jason(2003), how insufferable every teenager is in this movie, and how fun it is to see these two icons fight. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Season of the Witch: Kind of a Slog

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 36:30


    In this episode, we talk about Season of the Witch/Hungry Wives(1973), how confusing the title of this movie is, and how insane all the editing is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    M3GAN: Chucky Walked So M3GAN Could Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 66:20


    In this episode, we talk about M3GAN(2022), how creepy dolls are, and how the song Titanium really is a bop. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Gaia: Mother Earth Out For Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 35:55


    In this episode, we talk about Gaia(2021), how insane the visuals are, and whether or not we'd want to be reclaimed by the earth this way. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Scream 6: Who Gives a F*ck About Movies?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 100:36


    In this very long episode, we talk about Scream 6(2023), how this one subverts the franchise expectations, and how Reyna's opinion will always be biased for a Scream movie. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Birds: That's Not What Birds Sound Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2023 65:16


    In this episode, we talk about The Birds(1963), how insane the main character's actions are, and the many pop culture references this movie inspired. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Evil Dead: Go Green

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2023 46:33


    In this episode, we talk about The Evil Dead(1981), how fun it is to talk about Sam Raimi's Michigan background, and how intense the blood and special effects are. Follow us on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Thinner: More Racist Than You'd Think

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 41:18


    In this episode, we talk about Thinner(1996), how there's no reason for this to really exist, and how it's no surprise that it's racist. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Annabelle: Collecting Dolls is Asking For Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2023 39:53


    In this episode, we talk about Annabelle(2014), how no sane person would want this doll possessed or not, and how underwhelming this is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Thing: Poor Doggies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 52:41


    In this episode, we talk about The Thing(1982), how sad it is to see dogs die in movies, and whether or not a different ending would've been considered better by 1982 audiences. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Ginger Snaps: A Ruff Time of the Month

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2023 44:51


    In this episode, we talk about Ginger Snaps(2000), how sad it is to see dogs die in movies, and how this has cult classic written all over it. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Raw: The French Just Be Like That

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2023 43:50


    In this episode, we talk about Raw(2016), how nice it is to do another foreign language film, and how bloody this movie is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Cube: Saw-esque

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 43:57


    In this episode, we talk about Cube(1997), how much Brittany did not enjoy this, and how fast we'd lose our minds in the cube. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Little Monsters: Pay Teachers More

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 40:53


    In this episode, we talk about Little Monsters(2019), how amazing Lupita N'yongo is, and how we prefer our zombies in this format. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Paranormal Activity 4: Creepy But Not Sexual

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 51:10


    In this episode, we talk about Paranormal Activity 4(2012), how weird it is to see two actual actors in this installment, and how great it is to see Katie again. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Sleepy Hollow: Burton and Depp Together Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 38:35


    In this episode, we talk about Sleepy Hollow(1999), how nostalgic this is for Brittany, and how neither of us can believe this is from 1999. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    The Menu: Hospitality At Its Best

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 67:35


    In this episode, we talk about The Menu(2022), how beautiful Anya Taylor-Joy is, and why we hate foodies. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Pearl: Some Things Never Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 81:01


    In this episode, we talk about Pearl(2022), how iconic Mia Goth is, and how Brittany is face blind. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Wes Craven's New Nightmare: New Year, New Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 58:10


    In this episode, we talk about Wes Craven's New Nightmare(1994), how iconic Heather Langenkamp continues to be, and how it's nice to see Freddy Krueger be scary again. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    Year in R3view

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 40:22


    In this special episode, we discuss our favorites and least favorites of the past year. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Velvet Buzzsaw: aRtSy

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 39:08


    In this episode, we talk about Velvet Buzzsaw(2019), how pretentious this movie is, and whether or not to take this movie as seriously as it takes itself. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Happy Death Day 2 U: Here We Go Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 34:36


    In this episode, we talk about Happy Death Day 2 U(2019), how fun the montages are, and how good Jessica Rothe's comedic timing is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Alien: We Love Sigourney Weaver

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 42:12


    In this episode, we talk about Alien(1979), how cool the effects are, and how beautiful Sigourney Weaver is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Final Destination 5: Be Careful Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 74:20


    In this episode, we talk about Final Destination 5(2011), how bad a preproduction title was, and how improbable some of these deaths feel. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Pan's Labyrinth: Mercedes is Iconic

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 48:12


    In this episode, we talk about Pan's Labyrinth(2006), how Ofelia should have listened to the fairies, and how badass Mercedes is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Cult of Chucky: Batsh*t Delight

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 57:47


    TRIGGER WARNING: This movie does depict some self harm and sexual abuse. In this episode, we talk about Cult of Chucky(2017), how iconic Jennifer Tilly remains, and how fun it is to see Andy again. Follow us on Instagram and email at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    X: Boobs, boobs, boobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 75:53


    In this episode, we talk about X(2022), how many times we see boobs, and what a great scream queen Jenna Ortega is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Beetlejuice: Goth Girl Supremacy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 71:07


    In this Halloween special, we talk about Beetlejuice(1988), how iconic every actor is in this movie, and how pretty Miss Argentina is. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Hocus Pocus: Witchy Women

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 67:00


    In this episode, we talk about Hocus Pocus(1993), whether or not the younger sister is a brat, and how cute black cats are. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Evil Dead: That's a Lot of Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 64:23


    In this episode, we talk about Evil Dead(2013), how sad it is the original isn't streaming anywhere, and how there's a lot of blood in this movie. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Trick R Treat: It All Comes Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 47:55


    In this episode, we talk about Trick R Treat(2007), how cute Sam's design is, and how it truly does all come back around. Follow on Instagram and email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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