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An all family affair as father and daughter Graham and Lauren talk all things football

Football Chants And Rants With The Plants


    • Feb 28, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 22m AVG DURATION
    • 88 EPISODES


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    Cheerio, Cheerio, Cheerio

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 8:38


    After 3 wonderful seasons and 88 episodes, Graham and Lauren hang up their microphones for their last episode of the podcast. They give their final predictions for the fight for promotion and relegation across all five english divisions, as well as their ultimate 'Barnet of the Podcast'. Graham and Lauren wish to thank everyone who has supported and listened to the podcast! 

    We Got Ross Sykes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 20:45


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the FIFA Club World Cup, the fight to avoid Premier League relegation, and put forward their new chant for Accrington Stanley. 

    We're Going To Wembley

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 23:30


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the complete January transfers, the final of the Africa Cup of Nations and put forward their Barnet of the Week. 

    Billy Sharp, He's Ours

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 18:09


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; January transfers, the return of Roy Hodgson and put forward their new chant for Sheffield United. 

    Allan, He's Our Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 20:56


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the Premier League's 'Winter Break', Wolves' Portugal midfield pair and put forward their new chant for Everton F.C. 

    Lucas He's so Fine (Digne, Digne, Digne)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2022 22:53


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the main transfers so far in the Premier League, the Etihad fixture and put forward their new chant for Aston Villa.  

    Dan Burn, Baby, Burn,

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 23:44


    Graham and Lauren are back with their first episode of 2022. This week they discuss; Philippe Coutinho's loan move to Aston Villa, the history of the Boxing Day fixture and put forward their new chant for Brighton Hove Albion.  

    David Moyes, Moyes, Moyes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 20:37


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Sergio Aguero's retirement, the postponement of matches and put forward their new chant for West Ham United.  

    1...2...3...Sadio Mane Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 21:58


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; new Manchester United manager Ralf Rangnick, results from the Ballon d'Or and put forward their new chant for Liverpool FC.  

    Kurt Zouma, He Heads The Ball Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 16:02


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Michael Carrick stepping in at Manchester United, academy players getting their chance in the Premier League and put forward their new chant for West Ham United.  

    Dennis Dennis!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 21:10


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's dismissal, the relegation battle in the Premier League  and put forward their new chant for Watford FC.  

    It's Harry Maguire

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2021 17:09


    This week Graham and Lauren round up results across League One, Two and National League  as well as reflect on the World Cup Qualifiers. They discuss; the return of Eddie Howe and Steven Gerrard in the Premier League, the highest ever National League attendance at Meadow Lane and put forward their new chant for Manchester United FC. 

    We Got Josh King

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 19:09


    This week Graham and Lauren round up the Premier League and Championship results as well as reflect on the FA Cup First Round. They discuss; Daniel Farke and Dean Smith's dismissal , Chris Wilder's new position at Middlesbrough and put forward their new chant for Watford FC. 

    Declan Rice, Rice, Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 20:30


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Nuno Espírito Santo's dismissal , in form Declan Rice and put forward their new chant for West Ham United. 

    Phil Foden, He's One Of Our Own

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 18:18


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Steve Bruce's dismissal , the rise of Phil Foden and put forward their new chant for Leicester City FC.

    Leicester's Excited!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 21:36


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the increase in attendance for lower league matches across the weekend , English players finding form in other European leagues and put forward their new chant for Leicester City FC.

    Pass to Digne on the Left Hand Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 19:46


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Watford's sacking of Xisco Munoz, the impact the poor weather has on goalkeepers decision making and put forward their new chant for Everton FC.

    Calling Curtis Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 21:15


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the first ever net zero carbon match, the impact of having away fans back in grounds and put forward their new chant for Liverpool FC.

    We Got Ivan Toney!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 23:58


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Manchester United's recent results in the Champions League, the rise of female pundits within football coverage and put forward their new chant for Brentford FC.

    His Name is Conor Coady, He's The Leader of Our Pack

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 21:39


    This week Graham and Lauren round up results from the English League One, Two, National League, National League North and South divisions. They discuss; England's World Cup Qualifier in Budapest , the use of social media by players and put forward their new chant for Wolverhampton Wanderers.

    Viva Ronaldo!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 22:02


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; the return of Cristiano Ronaldo, Sutton United's new grass pitch and put forward their new chant for Manchester United.

    Neil Critchley's Tangerine Army

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 21:15


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss; Norwich City's return to the Premier League, the restart of the National League and put forward their new chant for Burnley FC

    Stand Up If You're Top Of The League

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 23:58


    Graham and Lauren are back with their third season and brand new features. This week they discuss; fans returning back to the stadiums, Brentford FC's brilliant start to the Premier League and put forward their new chant for Southampton FC. 

    Episode 65: Three Lions On A Shirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 25:49


    This week Graham and Lauren round up all six groups in the Euros as well as the League Two play-off final and the National League.  They discuss Jadon Sancho's potential transfer and celebrate the media coverage build up to the Euros.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 64: We Are The Champions, Champions of Europe

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 27:27


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on the Champions League Final as well as the Championship play-off final.  They also round up the final standings across domestic leagues in Spain, Italy, France and Germany. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 63: Aguero! Aguero!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 27:58


    This week Graham and Lauren round up the final day of the Premier League as well as the play off matches across the remaining three divisions. They discuss Harry Kane's potential transfer, praise Roy Hodgson's managerial career, and celebrate Sergio Aguero's final league game at Manchester City. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 62: Foxes Never Quit!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 27:57


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss the lack of media coverage on the National League, praise Jamie Carragher and Robbie Fowler buying their former training ground at Melwood, and celebrate the success of Manchester City and Leicester City. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 61: Roy Hodgson's Red and Blue Army

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 30:29


    This week Graham and Lauren round up results across the top 5 English Divisions. They also discuss Arsenal's performance in the Europa League, praise Wycombe Wanderers' valiant season in the Championship (despite being relegated) , and, celebrate Roy Hodgson keeping Crystal Palace in the Premier League for their 8th consecutive season. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 60: Fans, Football, Owners

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 26:10


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the fan protest at Old Trafford, praise Manchester United's second half performance against Roma  and celebrate Ivan Toney scoring his 30th goal of the season to equal the Championship record. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 59: Football Is Nothing Without The Fans

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 18:06


    This week Lauren  praises both Watford FC and Hull City's promotion and celebrates the success of fans in overturning the European Super League.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 58: Daniel Farke's Yellow Army

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 30:04


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss the use of social media amongst players, praise Norwich City FC's promotion, and celebrate the success of the English football teams in the Champions and Europa League.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 57: Ohhhhhh Kevin De Bruyne

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2021 28:19


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss Scott Parker's recent team selection as well as celebrate Kevin De Bruyne extending his Manchester City contract. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 56: There's Only One Paul Mullin

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 27:33


    This week Graham and Lauren discuss the England U21 team failing to make it out of their European Championship group. They also praise Cambridge United's in form Paul Mullin and celebrate Rebecca Welch making history by becoming the first woman appointed to referee a game in the English Football League. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 55: Engerland, Engerland, Engerland

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 16:43


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on the 2022 World Cup qualifying fixtures as well as League One, League Two and the National League. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 54: Jordan Rhodes, He Scores When He Wants

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 27:08


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions as well as the FA Cup Sixth Round. They question the media coverage of the National League, celebrate Steven Gerrard's impact since joining Rangers, and discuss the potential Manchester City quadruple.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 53: Chrissy Wilder, He's One Of Our Own

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 27:52


    This week Graham and Lauren  discuss the departure of Chris Wilder from Sheffield United, praise Thomas Tuchel's impact since joining Chelsea,  and celebrate Sean Dyche's impressive career. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 52: Stand Up If You Still Believe

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 25:14


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They praise inform Burton Albion and Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink,  celebrate Neil Warnock's contract extension aged 72 and, following on from Xhaka's mistake, discuss playing out from the back.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 51: I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 24:01


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the recent form of Brighton and Hove Albion, praise Pep Guardiola's support of the ‘Open Arms' organisation , and, celebrate David Moyes' amazing turn around at West Ham United. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 50: Nuno...Nuno...Nuno

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 29:23


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the recent online behaviour towards referees, praise the  iFollow streaming service for EFL fans, and, celebrate Nuno Espirito Santo's financial support towards the Wolverhampton community. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 49: Si Senor, Give the Ball to Wyke and He Will Score

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 27:38


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the affect of the recent cold weather on fixtures, praise Sunderland AFC's Charlie Wyke's brilliant performance, and, celebrate Manchester City's record breaking form. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 48: Duncan...Duncan Ferguson

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 24:50


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the conclusion of the January transfer window, praise the adaptability of Duncan Ferguson on the sideline, and, celebrate the trial of additional permanent concussion substitutions. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 47: Number 1...He's On Loan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 24:07


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 5 English Divisions. They discuss the interesting new way to block a free kick, praise the persistence and fighting spirit of Sheffield United, and, celebrate the vital impact of the loan system. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 46: He throws in Footballs Two by Two, Delap! Delap!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 22:30


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions as well as the FA Cup Fourth Round Matches.  They discuss Newcastle United's recent form, praise the effectiveness of the long ball throw in, and, celebrate Micah Richard's positive punditry. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 45: He Goes By The Name Of Wayne Rooney

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 25:50


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss goal scoring celebrations within government guidelines, praise the open title race of the Premier League, and, celebrate Wayne Rooney's illustrious playing career. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 44: Up The Cup!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 23:34


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on the FA Cup Third Round Matches. They discuss Arsenal's commemorative shirt, question Alan Shearer's winter wardrobe, and, celebrate The Humdrum Express' brilliant song 'Denim in The Dugout'. Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 43: Who Are Ya?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 25:46


    Graham and Lauren are back with their first podcast of 2021 and reflecting on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss the recent resurgence of Arsenal FC, pick their one's to watch in the FA Cup Third Round and celebrate Kevin Day's wonderful book- 'Who Are Ya?'  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 42: Walking in a McTominay Wonderland!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 27:17


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss Watford FC's dismissal of head coach Vladimir Ivic, celebrate the thrilling War of the Roses match and, praise the return of John Stones.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 41: You Don't Know What You're Doing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 25:57


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss the differing amount of cards handed about by referees , share their annoyance at the underwhelming Manchester derby and, praise Chris Wilder's resilience.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 40: Please Don't Take My Solskjaer Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 21:03


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss the return of fans into some stadiums , celebrate Olivier Giroud's fantastic week,  and, praise Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's tactical prowess.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 39: Can We Play You Every Week!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 22:01


    This week Graham and Lauren reflect on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions as well as the 2nd round of the FA Cup.  They discuss the recent Klopp/ Wilder 'feud' , celebrate the news that some fans will be back in the stadiums,  and, praise Manchester City's success against Burnley.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

    Episode 38: Come On You Spurs!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 22:57


    Graham and Lauren are back reflecting on another busy week of football across the top 4 English Divisions. They discuss the EFL's decision to allow the use of five substitutes per game, praise the fantastic in form Tottenham Hotspur,  and, celebrate the wonderful career of goalkeeping legend Ray Clemence.  Listen now for more 'Barnet of the Week'.

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