It's Too Bad - The Podcast

YouTube link: http://bit.ly/IceITB Ever dream that 90's heartthrob/coolest guy ever Vanilla Ice rode into your town and swept you off your feet? Us too. And while that may never happen, we do have the next best thing: his beloved movie Cool as Ice! Watch as he disrupts small town lives and imposes his own brand of brash ignorance on an unwitting family just trying to hide out from mobsters. Revel at his coat of many colors! You won't want to miss this rap-tastic romp!

YouTube video: http://bit.ly/CapITB Remember how Captain America grew up in Redondo Beach to be a master car thief and generally just failed at most things he did? Yeah, that slipped our minds too until we saw the 1990 low-budget Marvel masterpiece Captain America from the same guy that brought us Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo! But really, this podcast is about a whole lot more than just Steve Rogers and Red Skull! Dive in and drown in our ridiculousness!

YouTube video: https://youtu.be/N6CFd58aF-A Marvel May came and went without any podcasts, but we think Marvel May should be every month! Join us as we take a deeper look into the trouble that the 1986 Lucas/Marvel film Howard the Duck had and hear Jason's opinions on basically everything you've never cared about. We're full of puns, and not so full of enthusiasm for this piece of Jason's childhood.

YouTube review: http://bit.ly/ShaqITB We promised in January on our Samurai Cop video that we would do Kazaam. We totally did it. What can be said about Shaq's rappin' genie movie that hasn't already been said over the last 20 years? We found a few things. And we never even mention the Sinbad "Shazam" conspiracy... until right now. Join us on an adventure inside a boombox of nostalgia!

YouTube review: http://bit.ly/FFITB Ever dream of a world where Toy Story was actually about famous food mascots? Obviously not. That's stupid. But someone did. Soooo much so, in fact, that this labor of love took 10 years to see the light of day despite every setback known to man. And boy, was it not worth it! The worst reviewed film to date on our YouTube series, Foodfight! is an inappropriate mess of a cartoon. It's so bad, we lose all our ability to do math in this episode. Join us, won't you?

YouTube episode: http://bit.ly/RepITB Ever get the feeling you've seen a movie before, but you're sure you haven't. That's kinda how James Nguyen's films are. They are exactly like everything he's ever made, down to the main characters' occupation. They're also direct clones of Hitchcock films. Speaking of clones, that's sort of what Replica is about. We think. Enjoy Nguyen's long lost early "film" along with us!

YouTube link: http://bit.ly/LepOr Wow, do we feel unlucky. We went into this hoping that a WWE wrestler would somehow take the reins and continue what Warwick Davis started so many years ago. Color us disappointed. Seems like that would be some shade of green... Listen to us giggle our way through theories, *spoilers*, and flat-out nonsense - as usual.

YouTube link: http://bit.ly/CrossITB How bad can a movie be where Britney Spears forgets to wear clothes for half of its runtime? Surprisingly bad, and it's all her fault! We take the road trip of a lifetime and find more than just our long lost mom on this week's episode!

YouTube Episode: http://bit.ly/VDayITB So many actors! So many writers! Only one director! What more can you say for this blatant rip off of Love Actually? PLENTY MORE! How was Nicholas Cage not already in this? EVERYONE else was!!!! Cuddle up with the one you love and listen to our newest podcast!

YouTube episode: http://bit.ly/SamCop Have you ever wondered what life would be like if some days you were wearing a wig, the next day you had long, luxurious hair? And also, you were a cop that was sort of also a samurai? And also, chicks REALLY dig you? I mean, who hasn't? Now you can live vicariously through Samurai Cop... or really, us talking about it. What a strange little movie that nobody thought to question while making it. Don't forget to check out our video review searching for their best attempts at filmmaking!

YouTube episode: https://www.youtube.com/qvFznTU3o64 So you wanna watch a movie about a crazy Santa that murders people, huh? No? You never asked for that? Well, tough. That's what Hollywood keeps on making, so we sought out the earliest film we could find about just that! And it's rough. This movie is the equivalent to an entire lifetime of coal in your stockings, and not just at Christmas. Every time you wear stockings. Merry Christmas, we think!

YouTube episode: https://youtu.be/_24XTatYJN8 We're rounding out our November with Miami Connection, the bad movie that Jason is thankful for! This movie has everything you could ever want in an 80's movie. From martial arts to rock music, biker gangs to cocaine. If you've never seen Miami Connection (set in Orlando), go change that right now! If not, we'll never be friends through eternity.

YouTube episode: http://bit.ly/2fva6c5 For our first film of our November Thanksviewing series, we covered a bad movie that Ted is thankful for, Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore's Blended! Travel to Africa with us to discuss the film, totally ignore the election, and refer to sports more than any episode yet! *This episode NOT sponsored by Sun City Resort, South Africa.*

YouTube episode: https://youtu.be/73vxrnKQuWQ On this very special bonus episode of the It's Too Bad Podcast, we sink our teeth into Troll 2, a film that has no trolls, no guidance, and no reason to NOT watch it every year! We love this film, despite (or because of) all its faults. Try to keep up, because we're on a sugar high!

YouTube review: http://bit.ly/2egh1H6 With October in full swing, we take an in-depth look at James Nguyen's homage to The Birds, "Birdemic: Shock and Terror." This movie confuses you, pecks your eyes out, spits acid on you, and then leaves without warning. The most intense horror is making it to the end of the movie, not the content therein.

YouTube Episode: https://youtu.be/fCKmungjJss Kicking off October with a long forgotten sequel to the Blair Witch Project, 2000's Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 is a trip down memory lane that relies on its metal soundtrack so much, you'll forget it has anything to with the original film... or the new one... or anything at all. As usual, we talk about what makes this film so bad and even a couple good parts. But if you want more good, you'll need to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

Watch the YouTube Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPXvHGZST1Q Ted and Jason rewatch the worst movie they've ever seen, Manos: The Hands of Fate. With the odds stacked against them, they try to laugh through the lunacy that is this movie's plot. Have a listen to find out if 6 wives is enough!

This week, Ted and Jason cover Nine Lives, a movie that should have been made in the 90's. Find out why cats are attracted to people that hate them, if Nicholas Cage could play a female, and whether a grown man should ever go to a kids' movie alone. YouTube Episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cIR1cArXEQ

Ted and Jason discover the secret to destroying alien crafts and debate whether or not Plan 9 is a documentary. The first episode of our companion podcast to our YouTube series that searches for the good in bad movies.