Getting high and talking shit
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We sit down to talk to Marty's kids and they are definitely HIS kids!! They look like him, have his twisted sense of humor (our sense of humor
I know we have been MIA but life has happened....like FOR REALS! I quit my job officially a month ago today (def want to do an episode on that
Trying to get your content out there can be a little challenging and all you can hope is something goes viral enough to get traffic to your page. But what happens when something goes a little viral?? Well WE FOUND OUT!! Special guest, Taylor aka Isaias, join us to discuss the pros and cons of going mini viral and all the stuff that comes with it. Get your strongest
Being outside in front of our house brought another vibe to this episode that I cannot even describe it in writing, y'all are going to have to believe us. We were on vacation and now back to close out the year with y'all because we are in NOVEMBER!!!!
We keep losing cool celebrities and this is starting to suck. RIP Leslie Jordan. Kanye was back on our minds cuz he just can't with myself but don't worry we don't get too much into it, we are saving that for another episode. While we were recording we had a very special guest do a quick cameo. When you hear who it is I bet you going to be thinking about them all night long. We discuss Lopez's last week's game and how we got ROBBED!! We bring up dreams but only because of TikTok, you know that place where we learn about everything but do nothing with the info
We sit down with special guest Isaac Lopez, our kid, to discuss his grown ass looking ass man turning 18yrs old in 6 months
This week we recap on the KushStock event that took place over the weekend in Adelanto. Both Guicho's 3D Creations & MJC were there promoting/vending. It was such a long day and it gave us so much to reflect on after we came home. We discuss our 2nd year wedding anniversary and I (Mary) almost forgot
Benito gave us the experience of a life time, at the Sofi Stadium in Los Angeles this past Saturday. October 1st was made Bad Bunny Day in LA in honor of the man that is Benito Antonio Martinez Ocasio. I keep double checking his last name because that man gave me a night I will never forget the least I can do is double checking my damn spelling....YES, OK I am high but still it's Benito.
We come baring chismes! It is up to you if you stay to listen
It's been a minute since I have witnessed Tia's at gatherings being savages but they are just another type of breed. They really do not give AF when it comes to saying things they do not like or agree with and spare no feelings. Is that what we want to be known for tho?
Finding my groove on the podcast without smoking was not easy. almost 30 days without smoking cuz my lungs have not recovered since having COVID
If you allow it this game will take over as it has here, in our Palm Springs trip, but don't worry we got you. Buckle Up, Pt.2 is just as funny
This episode and game are not for the faint of heart! If you play this game all the way and correctly someone is bound to walk away with their feelings hurt. That is what happens when you are asked to be honest and answer with the TRUTH. The truth is not always pretty but it is necessary. Some of us do not know how to handle that yet and that is where people walk away mad
Every year we do a summer trip to Palm Springs to be with our friends and turn all the way UP! We were more than determined to not go down without a fight. We have been realizing that we are the older heads now but we were not going to let that reflect on our CarFax
If it wasn't for financial aid and loan sharks IDK where I would be, my credit wouldn't be as good I am guessing. There was a time when not working and still making it happen was a thing. I would always think back to this time and wonder how in the hell did I make it happen as a single mother with a baby. After talking to my sister I got to reflecting and realized financial aid saved my ass more ways than one. Yes I learned some awesome things while in college but that cash was the real life saver. I was a wild one in those days
We got COVID but that could not keep us away from the mics. We sat down to discuss our second event at Four 2 Zero Night Market, we are put on the fifth floor in DTLA on 11th street between Santee and Los Angeles. The vibes are cool AF and the music is even better. Earlier this week we checked out Thor: Love & Thunder, def thought this could've been the place that gave us COVID. Even though this might be ground zero we enjoyed the movie and needed to discuss. We do not discuss the noisy kids but don't worry we got a video to post about that. We got a trip in two weeks and legit 11 days to get our health right before we go into that house. We are sweating bullets but not as much as our cousin Jose who asked if the trip was still on instead of asking about our health
We were coming back from lunch and went down another street we usually do not take and what do we find? VINYLS! I busted a bitch SO FAST told Luis to get them and we went back to work happy. Took us a minute to even start diving into the finds but once we did we were a little AMAZED. One man's trash is another man's treasure, right? Get your
Conversations get a little wild when we are out in the quiet desert. TikTok has showed us ALOT of things but this new stuff is CRAZY! They say don't yuck their yum but
We had not recorded because we were left without words after what happened in Uvalde, Texas. And 30 days later to the fucken date we get smacked with another injustice, now the government does not think we need abortions so Roe v Wade was overturned last week. This episode was filmed before last week's news but funny enough we make a mention to
While we were on the porch we really wanted to do an episode to thank you and acknowledge all of you. We never really talk about the part that y'all play in making this podcast a reality. I know y'all sit there and probably argue with us or agree with us about the topics we bring to the table. So this is for y'all. We appreciate everyone of y'all for listening in every week, MUCHAS MUCHAS GRACIAS! Enjoy!
If we had a meeting at midday and I asked you to move it forward two hours, what time would it be? Luis told me his answer and I was like "WAIT a DAMN minute, turn on the mics". So we talk about his answer that leads us to but how does this come to be
Our First time going to Texas Road House and we have a lot to say. Not to mention career changes from our special guests and a new addition to the family. All that and so much more in this weeks episode so grab a delicious iced tea and get comfortable.
Getting old is not fun at all neither is typing this shit out with my fresh long ass nails. We get high, what's new, and come inside to talk about how we want to be remembered. More like how we will be remembered or how our legacy will live on. I had never really thought about how I can get my legacy or essence to live on for a while until I heard Steve-O talk about the reason he started recording himself. He thought that those videos could live on forever and little did he know that is literally what we will know him for. Get your fav
We give you the long awaited wrap-up to Love is Blind Season 2. Get ready to hear the ups the downs and shocking moments and our favorite participant. Listen to understand the hype. ❤️
Do you got neighbor beef? If so how juicy is it? USDA Approved type beef?? Well...we think we have a problem and are trying very hard to stay on the right side then on the slapped side. Usually I (Mary) am the only one that smokes on this podcast but today our co-host (Luis) decided to join the cool kids. This could've gone many different ways but it def didn't go right
What happens when you go on a hike 10 yrs later? You miss work cuz your calves hurt so much you can't walk. I was walking like...pasito tun tun pasito tun tun. But we did that shit and now its our Sunday morning thing, If we can do it so can you. Come in so you can hear all the crazy shit we have been up to and what is in the future for us. Will we continue the podcast? Or leave it all behind to live a life without pressure? Let's Find out!!
Does anyone else feel tired from social media? I sometimes wish I could give it up but that means giving up on all the things we are working on and "I can't go for that". We sit down with Turkish snacks and discuss how we have grown up with social media and how we have been affected by it. Millennials & Gen Z are in the building, we should've invited some boomers to this thing,
Have you seen the TikTok's of people with an old people filter on and then returning to their "younger" days with Material Girl playing in the background? I have been listening to Material Girl non stop. Is it a coincidence or is God throwing indirectas? Luis & I are looking up at the sky and I start talking about planes being space ships and the conversation takes off. Literally, like a space ship from Star Wars. So buckle up fuckers this is going to get bumpy.
If you are not insured by Survival or over 18 you should not take this ride. We get very detailed about some of our past fun activities. This is what happens when you put the The Wife, The First Husband and The Second First Husband together on the mic. This is exactly what people talk about with friends and I think this has to be my favorite episode. So RAW and REAL, I def felt FREE. You've been WARNED but come on in, we will be gentle
First is First, a lot of Chingaderas will be said in this episode. Then we jump into what is Galentine, What is Valentine, Where did it come from and why is it so expensive?? So many questions very little answers. But we give you a look into next's week episode and we are EXCITED!! Let's Go!!
In this episode Booboo and Taylor join us again to talk about our vision boards, the long awaited Dexter finale and podcast etiquette. Listen in and hear just how you can #moveyourassbitch #getoffyourassbitch #pushyourassbitch #twearkyourass and #expandyourass
Season 2 is HERE!! It's been a long 3 weeks and this episode welcomes you in with open arms. While editing the episode Luis mentioned that this sounded more personal because we talk about our pets, our little nieces and get into a very serious question. Is fried chicken and a fried egg, essentially, the same thing? We both got different views and Luis might not make it out of this episode alive
2022 come in and sit the fuck down DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!! We are in Arizona and bringing in the New Year with family. Our special guests this week is the PEDROZA family, we sit down to talk about current events, near death experience, our trip so far and New Year traditions/goals. You want to hear a lot of shit talking and laughing this is definitely the episode for you. This is our last episode for the season, we will be back in a few weeks with SEASON 2. Thank you for listening to our Chingaderas this past year, we appreciate y'all
Join us on the 2nd to last episode of the year and also the season. Want to hear about a show that blows my mind right now especially when I am elevated? Believe me if you watched it high you would appreciate it too. WTF is up with people sometimes not putting actors age up but almost ALWAYS putting the females on blast? We dive a little into that while also bring up Luis's First Pedi
MaryJane Y Chingaderas bring you an episode on Xmas Eve
12/12/21 The day Chente died. We have been lagging to get back to the mic, Holidays Blues SUCK, but there was no place I would rather be than at the mic talking to y'all about this. We dive into the party we had back in October, on our last episode we left off right before the party happened. Join us to cry, laugh and chill on one of the last episodes of the year/season. I missed y'all!!
I know, I KNOW, we lagging it but we planning a party DAMNIT! Any who! Aqui you got the next episode Brown People Scary Shit! We talk about some of the well known scary stories we all know and love. Plus we talk about the shit our peeps would scare us with cuz there aint nothing scarier than Childhood Trauma
It's the month of October, we reserve the month for all spooky shit. This episode we discuss American urban legends aka white people scary. Come on in to listen to these sad spooky stories.
We are planning for our one year anniversary celebration and it has been stressful!! Our parents went all out for parties but we aint them we Ballin' on a Budget. Join us on esta triste historia.
There are subliminal messages in music??? Domestic Violence, Military Recruitment and much more. We ain't experts but we got opinions. Online dating, find out how our profiles were not even compatible but somehow here we are. While we discuss these things we realize how much technology has grown and without it LITERALLY we would not be here for y'all to enjoy all this content
Everyone is back to school and dealing with COVID, back stabbing friends and HOMEWORK! how do they manage to deal with everyday struggles and keep their grades up? jump on in to find out
Victoria at Target had me ALL THE WAY fucked up and y'all get to hear about it too. We discuss beautiful brown men, the perfect high (half of lamb's bread) and a bunch of other chingaderas. You don't want to miss it
Luis & I (Mary) have got to know each other on a deeper level and its all due to WEED!! We sit out on the porch and I smoke, during these sessions we have had the wildest convos. I have always wanted to get those convos behind the mic and we never make it cuz the setting up process takes a min. Today we bring a Porch Convo to you and we really hope you enjoy it.
We start discussing Summer Blockbusters and we have to start with the first movie ever considered a "blockbuster", JAWS. All while going down the timeline. We discuss our favorites or skip over the ok ones but we still end up talking about ALL OF IT! Jaws came out in 1975 and we stop right after Independence Day, 1996,
We talk about the following in this order: - Luis also got sick (
What have you felt when you have tried drugs? Have drugs changed your life? Have they fucked up your life? We sit down to discuss what we have experienced and how they make us feel. Everyone has something different to say but we go beyond your normal experience, did someone say super natural experience?
We sit down to to discuss the differences between the two and see where do we stand. We got two special guests and you know when guests come on its usually ALOT of chisme and shit talking, we'll call that a bonus! Plus!! We learned how to add a fart noise